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Subject: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Dec 04 - 03:31 PM Feel free to vote on this vitally important issue, so I can determine where to tell certain people to go when they've overstepped the line! Vote carefully and vote often. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 16 Dec 04 - 03:41 PM Speaking for myself and all my minions, i can inform you that Hell is just fine. I've never been to Hull, however. Love and Jellybabies, Satan xxx PS- Do you think Beelzebub sounds classier than Satan?? I've been thinking about changing it... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Date: 16 Dec 04 - 03:53 PM Crikey! That's a poser. That's a tough one. 'Ull is an 'orrible place, but 'Ell is no bed of roses either. I fink 'Ell might be worse, but that depends on where jOhn from 'Ull is at any given moment. As 'e is in 'Ull right now (I assume), it might be that 'Ull is worse off at the moment. It's 'ard to say. Mr Satan, I fink you ought to go wif "Beelzebub" because it sounds so bleedin' UGLY! And I don't believe for one minute that you 'ave not been to 'Ull! Don't make laugh. You've got yer greasy 'ands right in the middle of most of wot goes on in 'Ull, in my opinion. - Mrs Olive Whatnoll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: PoppaGator Date: 16 Dec 04 - 03:58 PM Is there a difference? Every time I see the thread title "Muppet in Hull" while scanning through the forum, I think I'm reading "Muppet in Hell." Very disconcerting -- my kids always loved Ernie and Bert and all them! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 16 Dec 04 - 04:29 PM Lord, no...i've never been to Hull. We have enough trouble keeping Kelloholm good and rancid. Love and Jellybabies, Beelzebub (thanks for the advice, there! ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Linda Kelly Date: 16 Dec 04 - 05:25 PM Hull is fine too thanks all the same -please leave us to get on with it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Bill D Date: 16 Dec 04 - 05:54 PM I suppose the question is: "Where is the curry hotter?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Mr Red Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:49 PM Halifax! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: curmudgeon Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:54 PM Went to Hell once. It was rubbish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: number 6 Date: 17 Dec 04 - 12:10 AM So curmudgeon you've been to Saint John N.B. Next time your here let me know, drop on over at our place for a cuppa ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST Date: 17 Dec 04 - 01:40 AM Hull is worse - it is an intellectual version of the later but it is seriously lacking sex, academic study, any good beer, and one of which can easily raise to spirits to heaven. Hull is Hell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 17 Dec 04 - 03:37 AM Hull cannot be Hell. The Humber estuary is the arsehole of the world and Hull is only part way up it. Hell, therefore, must be in or near Goole Beelzebub, that's a devil of a name! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:04 AM Barrow is far worse than Hull, and further up the estuary. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:16 AM They say Thorngumbald is interesting this time of the year. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:23 AM My mther in law lives in Hooks Lane, small world eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:36 AM I must say i'm really very offended by all this. Here in Hell, we have put a lot of effort into ensuring it's the most unpleasant bottom-burning (we have hot curry too, you know) place in the known universe. I can't imagine this Hull you speak of being worse... Love and Jellybabies, Beelzebub |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: muppett Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:37 AM Wot about Halifax ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:50 AM http://biblia.com/jesusbible/job6c2.htm Thought you might find this interesting, see you when you get down here boys and girls, there will be no jellybabies when I'm in charge Lucifer |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Gervase Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:52 AM Difficult one - Hell is other people, but around here many of them seem to live in Hull. On the whole, Hell's probably warmer, and most of my friends will be there, so it's the smell of brimstone and burning bottoms for me any day! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:54 AM An imposter, an imposter! I bet it's that scamp Marilyn Manson... he's about as demonic as an ickle fluffy kitten on barbituates... Love and Jellybabies, Beelzebub xxx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM You've got some bloody nerve muppet criticising Halifax when you come from Bradfud. Actually Halifax is a bit of a shithouse but this fred is about 'ull and 'ell. 'ull must be worse cos 'ell is an hypothetical state of mind and therefore does not exist in reallity. Ergo as it does not exist in reallity we have nothing to compare it to, nobody has ever come back from 'ell and said " that was like being in 'ull " So as 'ull gets more slagging off than any other place it must be worse than 'ell. eric [ in Halifax ] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: muppett Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:24 AM Eric, Remember the Song from Hell, Hull & Halifax, good Lord deliver me !!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM Eric as the poem goes From Hull and Halifax and Hell Good Lord deliver me There are all together as one, therefore must be as bad as each other Bye the way, see you soon ............ Lucifer |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Sweetfia Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:45 AM Bored. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:47 AM Want a job shovelling coke Lucifer |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Galadriel Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM Hell is better everytime You meet a higher standard of person |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:13 AM galadriel, you need to know where to look. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson Date: 17 Dec 04 - 09:27 AM Hell is warm beer, nitro keg shite, supermarket muzac, line dancing and fecking karaoke, not necessarily in that order. amen, eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Flash Company Date: 17 Dec 04 - 09:58 AM Muppett, you saved me the trouble of posting Hull, Hell & Halifax, I'm surprised no-one came up with it sooner. Oh, and it's old, My Gran used to say it! FC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 17 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM Oh No Eric, that what you get if your good, hell is far worse than that, we have Bodhran players on every corner, American Budweiser, McCains Pizzas for EVERY meal and the men have to dance as Majorettes Bye, see soon Lucifer |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: mooman Date: 17 Dec 04 - 10:07 AM Hull in better. No Curry Ship in Hell. Peace moo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 17 Dec 04 - 10:29 AM Oh yes there is ....... is sells Vesta Curries Lucifer |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Bruce Baillie Date: 17 Dec 04 - 12:08 PM ...I have a work colleague from Hull, he lives in Bradford, does that say it all? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Leadfingers Date: 17 Dec 04 - 12:28 PM Hell MUST be worse - Its the only place I can think of that has more Folkies than 'Ull !!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll Date: 17 Dec 04 - 01:15 PM Hell is worse, but only by the slimmest of margins. I was once driven out of Hull at gunpoint by an enraged husband. I have also been booed and spat upon by hostile audiences in Hull. I do not recommend reading poetry there at all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 17 Dec 04 - 01:33 PM Hell is worse, it's full of politicians and businessmen... Love and jellybabies, Beelzebub |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Mr Red Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:05 PM Guest 666 and eric the pardon me for being a pedant (which is hell for other people) but it was not a poem per se - it was a LITANY And Hell never had a Building Society - AFAIK |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 18 Dec 04 - 12:35 AM Last summer's excursions in the UK were heavenily
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 20 Dec 04 - 11:20 AM Mr Red ....... if you want to be pedantic the poem was called "The Dalesman's Litany" Looking forward to seeing you and Eric shortly, we have a special place for pedants Kind Regards Lucifer |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Mr Red Date: 20 Dec 04 - 05:10 PM Lucie That is, in my pedantic book, A litany - (cf poem) - THE is not generic enough - I could have discoursed on the similarity to a CURSE but my fellow pedants would have revoked my membership (nearly) had I tried to go to close to that edge. And don't we all share a certain postion on the tera tera hertz part of the spectrum? AND doesn't Old Nick himself draw specific attention (and adherence to) to those parts of his contracts AND isn't that pedantry in the extreme - ? Well Oh pedantic one? I'll see you in HELL first........... Yours Warmly......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Georgiansilver Date: 20 Dec 04 - 06:40 PM Surely only those who live in Hull during their lifetime and hell after death can make fair comment on the question..can we reach them somehow? Best wishes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Georgiansilver Date: 20 Dec 04 - 06:40 PM Perhaps if and when we join them, we will know eh?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Bunnahabhain Date: 20 Dec 04 - 07:06 PM Maybe, Georgian silver, maybe.... But could it be the case that anybody living in Hull for a significant length of time is displaying a certain lack of judgement that means we wouldn't trust their judgement. Plus, it gets round the problem of contacting hell. You don't hail from hull do you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Georgiansilver Date: 20 Dec 04 - 07:13 PM I don't hail from Hull but I know a certain amount of very intellegent and admirable people who do! Best wishes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Davetnova Date: 21 Dec 04 - 03:29 AM Kelloholm is definitely the worst. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM Looking forward to meeting you too guest 666 but I'm not holding my breath. Incidently how will global warming arrect you ? eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:54 AM Have to say global warming doesn't arrect us at all |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:15 AM I'll second the Kelloholm vote. We in hell are constantly striving to reach such levels of infernalness... Love and jellybabies, Satan xxx (So, i changed my mind again. Us girls can do that.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: Dave Hanson Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM AFFECT !!!!!! FFS eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hull or Hell - Which is worse? From: GUEST,666 Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM Just as I thought ...... there's no f in arrects |
