Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c Date: 09 May 07 - 11:16 PM Many happy returns for the 10th to my darling husband. The Old Geezer hits 73 this year but you wouldn't know it. He has spent the past week plumbing in an ensuite toilet and vanity because we got let down by the plumber. This despite the fact that he has never tackled a plumbing job before and he had to spend most of the time in the crawlspace area of the cellar, bent almost double whilst working. The guys at Ace Hardware have become friends with the number of trips to the shop and the advice he has elicited from them. I have learned a few more curse words (he really has a very original vocabulary in that respect) and even more respect for his abilities. SINSULL has material for another parody on Peter Kagan, which will be eagerly awaited. The job is now just about finished, just a few finishing touches to do but he's still getting paranoid about possible leaks. All dry today so far. We will go out for a meal to celebrate his birthday with his adored granddaughter and SINSULL tells me that she has juct the right gift for him. Live long Kendall and die happy - you deserve it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Deckman Date: 09 May 07 - 11:28 PM Kendall, Merry birthday greetings to you. And as a "SPECIAL BIRTHDAY GIFTY", I'll offer the salutation in Finnish: "HAUSKAA SYNTOMAPAIVA!" CHEERS, Bob |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Barry Finn Date: 09 May 07 - 11:39 PM Happy birthday Kendall, now you can flush! Twice! Barry |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: TRUBRIT Date: 09 May 07 - 11:54 PM Oh Kendall -- the very happiest of days to one of my favorite people. I still remember meeting you when you turned up with Sinsull to look at a house (she was buying not you ...) and all I could say was --- 'are you Kendall Morse, THE Kendall Morse...... oh my, please sit next to me and talk while I totally ignore my client and relegate her to the back seat of the car.....' And what a pleasure it was to come to your house to list it for you and find is stuffed with wonderful music -- yours is the first house (apart from mine) that I have found Eric Bogle music in!!!! And to have become part of your circle of friends and to really get to know you (and Jacqui, Tami, Sinsull, Curmudgeon, the Bat Goddess etc) - a delight. OK - have a I been sycophantic enough.....????? Long may you celebrate your birthday!! Here's to many more! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 09 May 07 - 11:59 PM Happy Birthday Kendall - and many more. Please may I come and shit in your new toilet? Pretty please... Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: TRUBRIT Date: 10 May 07 - 12:01 AM Seamus - what a lovely way you have with words!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Bert Date: 10 May 07 - 12:16 AM ...he had to spend most of the time in the crawlspace... Ya finally got him where he belongs. Live long Kendall and die happy - you deserve it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Dan Schatz Date: 10 May 07 - 12:22 AM I can't wait to hear the new parody - in the meantime, enjoy your birthday, Kendall! Dan Schatz |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Amos Date: 10 May 07 - 12:43 AM Well, I am very surprised to hear you are having another one of these damned birthdays, Kendall. Just when I am about to catch up with you, too. But on the whole I prefer you keep it up, and I am sure Jacqui agrees with that. So have a riproaring foine buthday! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: katlaughing Date: 10 May 07 - 12:46 AM Happy Birthday and may you survive Sinsull's "just right" gift! Thanks for being here, Capt.! luvyakat |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: KT Date: 10 May 07 - 01:33 AM He's a salty old sailor who's lived on the seas...... and..... a very fine musician and storyteller, a kind and gentle man, an enlightened spirit and a cherished friend. And a pretty durn good plumber, too, I hear.... In the vernacular of, uh, somebody.......Kendall, YOU TOTALLY ROCK! Have a wonderful birthday! I'll raise a glass to you! (Might even fill it with somethin!) KT |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Herga Kitty Date: 10 May 07 - 02:28 AM Have a great birthday! Kitty |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: MBSLynne Date: 10 May 07 - 02:44 AM BIIIIIIIIIG hugs and kisses Kendall! Happy Birthday Love Lynne |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Micca Date: 10 May 07 - 02:56 AM Happy Birthday Kendall, My old mate, and many more, yours is a much-cherished friendship, Tune "Courting in the Kitchen" " Come all brave men and Bold, and to me pay attention Don't take up DIY its the Devils own invention Kendall had some leaks so he called in a Plumber but he was left in the lurch which was an awful Bummer with me tooral-ooral-ey and me tooral-ooral addie with me tooral-ooral-ey and me tooral-ooral addie Kendalls pipes were shot, said "they've leaked down at the back, see" the plumber got annoyed told him stick it up his jacksie So Kendall, not deterred, went to the Hardware store now he goes there every day for more , and More and More" There may be more!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: TRUBRIT Date: 10 May 07 - 02:58 AM Micca - ok -- I am working out the time differences -- what are you a) doing up to late or b) doing up so early....... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Micca Date: 10 May 07 - 02:59 AM TB it is 8 am!!! I am getting ready for work!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: TRUBRIT Date: 10 May 07 - 03:07 AM OOps - have my time zones crossed...it is 3 am here and I am heading to bed. Have a great day, Micca..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Scooby Doo Date: 10 May 07 - 03:43 AM Happy Birthday Kendall!!! Scooby. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Essex Girl Date: 10 May 07 - 04:06 AM Happy Birthday Kendall, and many more of them.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Megan L Date: 10 May 07 - 04:26 AM Hmmmmmmm is it not a bit suspicious when a wife ends her birthday wishes with "Die happy" ;-) makes you wonder whats she's planning. *evil grin* have a good one lad but remember birthday cake should not taste of musrooms :-P |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,skarpi from work Date: 10 May 07 - 04:53 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY enjoy it all the best Skarpi Iceland |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 10 May 07 - 05:45 AM Kendall, birthday greetings from Oz to you! sandra |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: SussexCarole Date: 10 May 07 - 06:18 AM Happy birthday to our favourite 'Grumpy Old Git' - we just loved that T shirt! Love & hugs Carole & Andrew xx |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Morticia Date: 10 May 07 - 07:41 AM Happy Birthday, Cap'n and many, many more of them. I am wondering if crawl space is a euphemism for cellar? |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: gnu Date: 10 May 07 - 08:24 AM Ahoy Cap'n. Long may your big jib draw. Drink lots of cold water and walk slow, eh! Gary |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: MMario Date: 10 May 07 - 08:31 AM The important question is, will Jacqui let him out of the cellar for his birthday? Kendall - I am counting on you to make my father look like a young whippersnapper - and he has hit 90 and still going strong. The happiest of b'days and Many many many many many more |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c Date: 10 May 07 - 08:52 AM He's out the cellar. We went to breakfast at Becky's Diner very early and then took Seamus to the beach for a run. We got back to find that SINSULL had left his birthday present, a moose wine bottle holder! I'll take photos later. He asked me where we should put it but I declined to make a suggestion. Terri - the crawl space is a part of the cellar. Part is normal height but the majority is only about 4'6" high and murderous to get abut in and that was where he had to work. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Alba Date: 10 May 07 - 09:13 AM Warmest of wishes being sent from me to you on your Birth Day Kendall. I hope Your day and Your year ahead is filled with Health, Love and Happiness. {Perhaps later Barbie and the Ken Doll Girleez will pop in with a Birth Day cheer for you!}! Much Love to You and Jacqui, as always, Jude |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Becca72 Date: 10 May 07 - 09:21 AM Happiest of birthdays to my dad. I love you! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: My guru always said Date: 10 May 07 - 09:38 AM Happy Birthday Kendall! Many Happy Returns! Hil |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Dave the Gnome Date: 10 May 07 - 09:40 AM All the very best Capt'n. I have no spiced rum in the place but I shall raise a glass of white, a glass of red and a bottle of Theakstons in your honour tonight:-) Cheers Dave |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: beardedbruce Date: 10 May 07 - 10:07 AM Happy Birthday! See you at the Getaway- Hope you have your new(old) CD out by then |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,SINS at work Date: 10 May 07 - 01:04 PM Happy Birthday, Captain! His comment on the moose: "It could have been worse." So I guess he almost likes it. But he did like the bumper sticker - "My Labrador Retriever is smarter than your Honor Student" UKers may need an explanation. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Georgiansilver Date: 10 May 07 - 01:20 PM Happy Birthday Kendall...will remember your birthday as it is also my grandsons....5yrs old today... Best wishes to you and jacqui...Mike. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: open mike Date: 10 May 07 - 02:40 PM happy happy day and many more i am glad i met you and pleased that mr and mrs kendall have been to my house! or is it mr and mrs jacqui?! I (Y heart) labs, too! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Rapparee Date: 10 May 07 - 02:47 PM Oh, okay. Happy Birthday, Kendall. May you have more and may your boat always float, especially if you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off shore. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 10 May 07 - 03:19 PM Hey, Happy Birthday Kendall! I still have good memories of that first session in the Turks... epn |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: fat B****rd Date: 10 May 07 - 03:52 PM All the best from Charlie. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 10 May 07 - 04:01 PM I thank you severly for all your good wishes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Cats Date: 10 May 07 - 04:44 PM Happy Birthday, Kendall love kathy & Jon |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Beer Date: 10 May 07 - 05:21 PM All the very best. Beer (adrien) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: RangerSteve Date: 10 May 07 - 07:02 PM My secret Santa sent me one of your tapes last Christmas. It is one of the best recordings I've heard in a long time. I hope there are more to come. Happy Birthday. Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: karen k Date: 10 May 07 - 07:19 PM Kendall, Many happy returns of the day. I hope you enjoy your day and the moose. Love the bumper sticker. Happy birthday and many, many more. love ya, karen |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Jeri Date: 10 May 07 - 07:32 PM I just got to this thread. Happy birthday, old friend. I hope your plumbing works ok. Love, Jeri |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Bobert Date: 10 May 07 - 07:33 PM Fanged, Capt'n... Din't you juct have one of these things just, ahhhh, a little while back??? Oh well, hope it was a glorious... Didja' get out yer harpoon an' chase Jacqui 'round the RV with it... Well, if not, it ain't too late... Okay, maybe it is... But nevermind that harppon stuff... Have a happy one and don't firget to take you a couple smooth shots of Scotch... Good fir the "next" birthdays, I hear... Keeps ya' "young an' able to buzz all night long..." That's what I hear... I wouldn't know... Bobert |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 10 May 07 - 07:36 PM Jeri, my plumbing is in excellent condition! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,Dani Date: 10 May 07 - 07:50 PM Happy Birthday, Dear One. Here's a thought to go into a new year with, seen on a car the other night: Wag More. Bark Less. PS: Nice that you can add plumbing to the list of things Jacqui loves you for ; ) Dani |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: GUEST Date: 10 May 07 - 07:52 PM Happy Birthday Kendall! Were it possible, I would send you via Federal Express a Llama but Fed Express balked at the idea. Oh well, have a good one. Bobert, I think it's a bit presumptious to suggest what Kendall should do with his harpoon. DougR |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: Bobert Date: 10 May 07 - 08:20 PM Well, Dougie, accordin' to the Capt'n hisself, he knows what to do with it... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall From: maeve Date: 10 May 07 - 08:20 PM And a very "Happy Birthday" from me as well, my friend. Love, maeve |