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Subject: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 21 Oct 09 - 08:45 AM Okay, I have been exceptionally well behaved this year but didn't get a good night's sleep last night so I figured I was due to have a little fun with the Mudwomenz... I mean, I could get hit by the beer truck today and I'd hate that I go off to that big juke joint in the sky without one last womenz thread so... ...let's say that Mudcat decided that the best way to finance itself was to start a roller derby team and we needed players so... ...who to get??? Rules: 1. One candidate per member... That means that you can't just list everyone you can think of... 2. Why you think that person would be a good team member... and... 3. This ain't no popularity contest like some threads so that means that Amos can't just nomernate KT because of his not so secret crush on her... Now if Amos can come up with valid reasons for nomernatin' KT then, well, that's okay... Okay, I'll go first... I nomernate WYSuzie (WYSIWYG) because she has busted my balls more times than my balls can count... (But I love her for it... Well, most of the time, that is...)... Think I'll go off to work now... Have some roofing to do today which is prolly alot safer than it will be here...lol... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 21 Oct 09 - 10:16 AM I might give it a try, Bobert, but only if you are the coach. To be fair, I should inform you that I am not as good-looking as Drew Barrymore in that movie that's out. Whatever it's called. Would there be banjo accompaniment? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Oct 09 - 10:36 AM If there is going to be banjo accompaniment, then I nominate------ ----the one and only------------ Da Dah SINSULL ! Because she likes banjo players. and because she's a good person to have on your side.. [She could also provide the team with sheep mascots ;)] JM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: wysiwyg Date: 21 Oct 09 - 10:45 AM .... if nominated I will not run and if elected I will not serve.... ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bill D Date: 21 Oct 09 - 12:08 PM I volunteer to be team medic... who bandages all the scrapes & bruises. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amos Date: 21 Oct 09 - 12:20 PM Well, see, if KT were rollering along and someone mean tried to get in her way or elbow her or somp'n, you know KT would just turn on that big sunny smile of hers, and melt their wheels right off on the spot, drop 'em in their tracks. So I think she'd be pretty good at it judging from experience. Jes' kiddin', but you get the point. I don't think you'd want to go up agin her, is what I mean to say... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bill D Date: 21 Oct 09 - 12:23 PM " I don't think you'd want to go up agin her,...." Oh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 21 Oct 09 - 02:50 PM I would like to nominate JacquiC cuz she has got to be made of iron, given what she has been through the last year or so. And though all her supportin' of family and friends in sickness and grief, she still makes music and shawls. I mean talent and heart to spare. Can I be the mascot? I'll make and wear a mudcat suit with long eyelashes to show I am a female fish. Oh and I can skate a little too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amergin Date: 21 Oct 09 - 06:08 PM I vote for Harpmolly....she has quite the mean streak.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 21 Oct 09 - 06:24 PM Yeah, okay... So we have: Jammin' Susan Sweet Pea KT Harpoonmolly and Jacgui the Jackhammer and... Sins Sull Tell ya' the truth, I wouldn't mess with none of 'um... Meaner than a truckload o' junk yard dogs... Sho nuff mean... Might o' fact, after readin' that list I need a couple extra strength asprins... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amos Date: 21 Oct 09 - 06:42 PM Jeeze, you pussy, Bobert!! Ya start this thread askin' fer trouble and when it shows up you start whining and heading for the medicine cabinet. Hooboy. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 21 Oct 09 - 07:00 PM I'll play but only if KT and Jacqui are on my team. I don't want to get hurt. I nominate 'Becca just because she is mean. Also on our team. Do we get to wear those little skirts or shorts and helmets? And do that thing where they swing their comrad backwards to trip an opponent? WHOO WHOO!!!! Hey Jacqui! We can do this. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 21 Oct 09 - 07:02 PM Names? Jacqui - Morse Code SINSULL - Contrary Mary KT - The Sweet One Becca - The Bitch Can Alice play? She has such a great name - Alice the Slut. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: dick greenhaus Date: 21 Oct 09 - 07:07 PM Check with Abby Sale--he knows all about Roller Derby. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Becca72 Date: 21 Oct 09 - 07:07 PM LOL...thanks, Mary. To create a heavily Maineiac team, I nominate Ranger1...She's small and wiry! :-) Tami the Terrible! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Oct 09 - 07:19 PM I think we need to add Maeve the Magnificent to this lineup. She's the lady to keep you all on the straight and narrow, an all that jazz. She'll also write you a team song. JM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 21 Oct 09 - 08:02 PM But Maeve'll never crack the whip and toss an apponant on her butt. Damn! She'll offer her herbal tea and a back rub. This is going down hill fast. Now - TRUBRIT the UK Bitch - she'll play rough! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 21 Oct 09 - 08:08 PM The scarey part of this is that all you gonna be on the same team... We ain't startin' no new roller derby league here... We're just gonna raise some money and kick some butt... Okay, alot of butt... Oh, seein' as this is my idea I don't reckon that I should have to coach these broads, ahhhhh, ladies, too so I reckon that the poor ol' Capt'n hisself, seein' as he has a knack for the gettin' the mostest outta womenz, ougtta step up to the plate here and coach... Of course Amos *thinks* he's up to the task as he has been trainin' for the Capt'ns job when the Capt'n hangs up his harpoon but, between you and me, Amos ain't ready yet... Close, mind you, but not prime time... But ya'll don't say nuthin' to Amos about me sayin' that 'cause we know how touchy them left coaster can get... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: maeve Date: 21 Oct 09 - 09:46 PM Thanks, John...I think. As for you Sinsull dear: Do you want me on your team or working against you, eh? Mwahahahahahaha m |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amos Date: 21 Oct 09 - 10:06 PM Hangs up his harpoon?? Why Bobert, whatever do you mean by that, exactly? What are you suggesting? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amergin Date: 22 Oct 09 - 02:24 AM You know they have medication these days for harpoon problems.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Oct 09 - 05:38 AM Thar she blows!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 22 Oct 09 - 08:50 AM Well, you know, Amos... What??? Kendall didn't tell you about his harpoon??? I thought it was common knowledge... But if it ain't then my many apologies to the Capt'n for lettin' the cat outta the bag, ahhhhh, the toothpaste outta the tube... No, not that either... The harpoon outta the house... No, that ain't soundin' right either... Forget it, Amos... You know what I mean, I'm sure... Unless, of course, you are all toked up this morning from Obama's new policy of "A Little Pot in Every Voter"... But nevermind harpoons and pot... Listen, maeve... I think there is some misunderstanding here... We ***ain't*** gonna start no new roller derby league... Just a new team... The "Mudwomenz Jammers" so ya'll gonna be on the same team... That's why I kinda thought that Kendall was the right guy for the coachin' job... I mean, you need a man with a sharp harpoon to handle these duties... Not that Amos's harpoon ain't sharp, mind you... Just less experienced, so to speak... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Oct 09 - 09:06 AM Too much whisky in his coffee maybe, Bobert? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Becca72 Date: 22 Oct 09 - 09:34 AM Even I know about Kendall's harpoon....he keeps it in the livingroom. UGH..I can't believe I'm contributing now! Look what this place has done to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 22 Oct 09 - 10:30 AM See, Amos... Ye' of little faith... Come on, son, just get on the bus... And thanks for the assist, Becca... Some of these folks here is slow learners... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amos Date: 22 Oct 09 - 11:43 AM You do me great wrong, mah Bobez...I never missed the bus, I was just working it over a little... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 22 Oct 09 - 11:58 AM Rethought my previous post. We need Maeve on our side. SINS, whose stage name is Bon Bon the Yum Yum Girl ... and I dare anyone to say different. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bill D Date: 22 Oct 09 - 12:15 PM "Yum Yum, the Bon Bon Girl"??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Oct 09 - 12:24 PM ROTFLMAO.... You're all crazy! Now, on a serious note Do we get to wear those little skirts or shorts and helmets? Not in a million years mate! Granted KT and Tami could get away with showing their thighs but there is NO WAY I'm going out clad in anything less than on the knee keks, and that's on a good day. Oh, and who's been talking about the Capn's harpoon? Enquiring minds want to know. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Becca72 Date: 22 Oct 09 - 12:28 PM Regarding short skirts: the wind resistance alone would cause problems for me, Jacqui... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 22 Oct 09 - 12:37 PM Obviously, you two never watched Roller Derby back in the 50s. We were never sure those ladies were ladies at all. I saw the Captain's harpoon when he displayed it in the living room. Very impressive and all the parts work. It's lonely in this CELLAR! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 22 Oct 09 - 02:34 PM Oh please let me be the mascot. I been working so hard on the costume. Mudwomenz mascot |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Becca72 Date: 22 Oct 09 - 02:58 PM Ya got my vote, VTam! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Oct 09 - 03:10 PM Damn, SINSULL'S sheep gets the boot again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 22 Oct 09 - 03:54 PM That' Senor Wences' hand lady. "'Salright?" "'Salright." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 22 Oct 09 - 06:12 PM Banjos and roller derby??? Awww, what the heck... This is the millenium ain't it??? As for them short skirts- heh heh- yeah, that's the official uniform... I want the competition to know what's about to hit them... Kinda like psychological warfare... Like who the heck is gonna be afraid of KT??? Hahaha... Like nobody... No more comments from me on the Capt'ns harpoon either... At least on this thread... Maybe we need a seperate thread for that??? I donno??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: ranger1 Date: 22 Oct 09 - 07:25 PM Mwahahaha! Thanks for the nomination, Becca. When I used to play indoor soccer, the boys were afraid of me. Something about a small girl screaming down the gym like a banshee after the soccer ball intimidated them... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: ranger1 Date: 22 Oct 09 - 09:59 PM Well, I nominate Jeri, because it would be no fun without my partner in crime. We tag-team well together. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Oct 09 - 10:25 PM I told Shane about this. He said it sounded like a great idea "because them roller derby girls will flip on a dime". I'm not sure what he meant, but I think it was suggestive of loose morals or something along that line. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: kendall Date: 22 Oct 09 - 10:55 PM Why am I such a freekin' lightening rod? I lay back trying to mind my own business and some hillbilly is disrespecting my harpoon! Well, for the benefit of those who don't know, I donated that harpoon, (the one over the living room door) to Jim Sharp's nautical museum in Rockport Maine a couple of weeks ago. Now that Moby Dick is gone I have no further use for it. I guess I can stop rehearsing "I curse thee thou damn ed whale". Sniff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 23 Oct 09 - 02:01 AM You don't have to stop, Kendall. Corduroy has wales. Just think of a scenario where you curse a corduroy jacket, or something like that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: GUEST,crazy little woman Date: 23 Oct 09 - 02:11 AM I was gonna sign up, but then I watched some Roller Derby on YouTube. Heck, they are just kids. I wouldn't feel right about out-skating and outwitting mere kids. That would be ignoble. Virginia: your mascot design is simply adorable. You can be the mascot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 23 Oct 09 - 02:54 AM I put blonde wig on mascot, cuz it's sexier and blondes have more fun and she'll flipper on a dime or quarter (deck) too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Oct 09 - 05:33 AM Sorry to hear Moby Dick has gone Kendall. Still; old age an all that jazz, you know. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 23 Oct 09 - 08:13 AM Does that mean I can't win the gold coin nailed to the kitchen wall? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Oct 09 - 08:34 AM You sure it's not a plugged nickel SINS? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 23 Oct 09 - 12:15 PM 'I put blonde wig on mascot, cuz it's sexier and blondes have more fun' I know. I am one. Natural, of course. Those people they make the jokes about? They use peroxide. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 23 Oct 09 - 01:11 PM Alternate Stage Name suggestions: Killer KT Jacqui the Jackhammer Bon Bon the Yum Yum Girl The Rabid Ranger Tam Tam the Bam Bam Becca the Wrecker Death by Maeve Slammin' Susan Ebbie, the Scarlet Harlot Team Mascots: Mainiac Morse and Seamus the Wonder Dog |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: open mike Date: 23 Oct 09 - 01:51 PM roller derby saved my soul...flat track roller derby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T8izdlc-dY the hottest little deal on 8 wheels... roller derby never died..it just left t.v. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1uAgwdC4JI San Francisco's Professional Roller Derby Championship http://www.baycitybombers.com/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: open mike Date: 23 Oct 09 - 02:04 PM ok i get it...there is a movie called whip-it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cA2ngjW0YQ&feature=player_embedded |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 23 Oct 09 - 02:05 PM Uhh Has anyone thought of adding CarolC? I just read about her zookeeping experiences in the That Oh Bugger Moment thread. Damn! Kung fu an all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bill D Date: 23 Oct 09 - 02:22 PM Carol C? fine idea! She'd win by debating the officials on every call! *grin* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: gnu Date: 23 Oct 09 - 02:27 PM "Death by Maeve" If that means apple pies to death, count me in. If she is recruited into Roller Derby, count me out. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 09 - 06:40 PM I don't unnnerstand this connection with between Moby Dick and Kendall's Harpoon... Is this like code talk here??? But nevermind, there's lotta stuff I don't unnerstand... More every day, might of fact... But one thing I do unnerstand is that the Mudwomenz Jammers ain't to be messed with... I think it's gonna take more than the Capt'n here to keep this gang in checks (no, not the money kind, womenz...) so I reckon that Under-Capt'n Amos is gonna have to pitch a few peas in the pot, too... I'd be more than happy to lend a hand 'cept I got this, ahhhhhh, bad knee... Ol' football injury an', well, it just wouldn't be a good idea fir me to be out there wrestlin' with the opponents during the time outs... So I'll be the skinny guy in the upper deck with the cooler full of Iron City and the rubber chicken... BTW, I think Shane has some things onfuzerated about roller derby womenz that needs a little clearin' up... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: jacqui.c Date: 23 Oct 09 - 07:09 PM I think that Shane should be very careful what he says and does around the Mudwomenz team, if he wants to avoid eating through a straw for the rest of his unfortunate life! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 09 - 07:29 PM You heared that, Shane??? Them womenz says they gonna mess you up... I think they can do it... Might of fact, I think that we might be able to raise a few bucks for Max sellin' tickets to the big event... So I say.s "Walk softly and leave yer stcik at home 'cause when they Mudwomenz take that stck away from ya' that gonna beat you with it..." Believe me on the stick thing... Beat you like a dog, they will... (You beat yer dog, Boberdz???) No... I ain't got no dog but if I had one I wouldn't beat it anyway... Might play try-to-get-the-sock with it but no beatin' dogs... Bad karma... (Then why do you think that the Mudwomenz beat their dogs, Boberdz???) I didn't say they did... It's only a sayin'... Geeze... I hate all this political correctness... Ain't much room fir it in rolley derby either... Hear that, Shane, my boy??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 23 Oct 09 - 07:34 PM SHANE? COME! HEAL! BEG! ROLL OVER and Play dead. OR ELSE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Janie Date: 23 Oct 09 - 07:43 PM I hear that Shane is busy in the dives of Ottawa this weekend. Prob'ly no WiFi in those places - nor in the local jail, neither. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: maeve Date: 24 Oct 09 - 06:17 AM Yeah gnu, I agree. Not too keen on the "Death By" name, me. Apple pie for all! maeve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: GUEST,crazy little woman Date: 24 Oct 09 - 09:32 AM Here's what we'll do: Get skates. (Bobert will buy.) Learn to skate. (Amos can coach.) Start roller derby team. ALSO Give team members bodhrans, shakey eggs, accordions, banjos. Go to England. Precede every event with a parade. Drive 'em nuts. eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 24 Oct 09 - 10:17 AM Hmmmmm???? Roller Derby in England??? Now there is a money maker... Only problem is that there ain't no roller derby teams in England to play against... Hmmmmm, Part B??? So the UK Mudcat contingent organizes their own team and the US team come over, kicks the crud outta 'um, Max gats a hat full of money and then everyone gets together to get drunk and play shanty songs off key... Now there is a plan!!! B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 24 Oct 09 - 10:42 AM Start of the Mudwomenz team song. Please add or amend as you see fit. Bobertz is cruisin for a WYSIWYG bruisin. And Sinsull's naming won't scan in a song. We're the Mudwomenz Jammers With banjos and spanners And Cap'n's harpoon to goad us along. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: GUEST,Dani Date: 24 Oct 09 - 11:32 AM (must.stay.out.of.thread.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: SINSULL Date: 24 Oct 09 - 12:13 PM Dangerous Dani Do Nothin' Jungle Janie Opposing teams? I don't think so. Have you ever gotten a look at the women attending soccer games over there? Mudcat Womenz are lovers not fighters unless it comes to Mudcat men - and they're all pussycats. I'm outahere! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: GUEST,crazy little woman Date: 24 Oct 09 - 05:36 PM Sinsull, come back! The thing to do is to preserve the dynamicness (dynamicity?) of roller derby while getting rid of the nasty aggressiveness. Why don't we introduce country dance moves while keeping the skates? By the way, I should have included spoons in the list of things to play. (If Drew Barrymore had opened her mind to this kind of life-affirming, feminine creativity, her movie would have got 5 stars instead of just 3.) bobert, amos, don't get scared now. Stay with us. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: jacqui.c Date: 24 Oct 09 - 06:09 PM What's wrong with nasty aggressiveness? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Bobert Date: 24 Oct 09 - 07:45 PM I ain't scared... Amos??? Yeah, I think you'll find him hidin' unner his bed... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: CarolC Date: 24 Oct 09 - 08:14 PM Not only would I debate them... I would win. But I probably wouldn't be very good at roller derby. I'm not really very competitive. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: gnu Date: 24 Oct 09 - 08:24 PM My vote for coach. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amos Date: 24 Oct 09 - 08:49 PM Oh,my. I'll jes' stepa side of she'll volunteer. Now, this Dani is a bit of a scrapper too, you know. I know she's sticking to the sidelines, but out in Nawth Carolinah, she's known as Daredevil Dustup Dani. So, I guess we got a full complement of nails, knuckles, teeth and other particular essential appurtenances. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates??? From: Amergin Date: 24 Oct 09 - 09:32 PM Harpoon Molly...yeah that's a good name for her...though she's not a very long harpoon.... |