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Subject: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM We can't ban snide remarks altogether so I propose we be very very nice about them. I'll start..... Little Hawk, you are intelligent and witty but you fall just short of being infinately wise! Take THAT!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: GUEST Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:42 PM Have you all got a full moon over there that we don't know about? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM JtS: You really should wear shoes more often...it disciplines the mind most wonderfully. :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM Is it time for my medication or yours? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Joe Offer Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:05 PM Now, THAT'S better. Please remember - no rocks in the pillowcases. This is supposed to be a friendly fight. No vitriol allowed. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM Amos you are less witty than Groucho Marx and George Bernard Shaw combined! Liz the more delusional I become the worse you appear to be. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM Jack, I only wish I could pick nits as well as you can... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:09 PM LH - Use a lot of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, if it's white, they're easier to see! If you wait a couple of weeks, school starts again and I'm sure there'll be some waiting to migrate to Limpit. JtS - I'm not getting worse, you are getting rational! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:11 PM Little Hawk It is a skill I am please to pass on to you. The secret is in Cherry Picking the nits. Pick only the largest and most juicy nits. Leave the scrawny stingy niggling nits for others to pick. If you get there first and grab all the best nits for yourself you too can achieve nit picking nirvana. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:12 PM JAck: Your expertise is matched only by the grace with which you impart it to others. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:13 PM That's exactly what Chongo told me! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM Little Hawk, I fall asleep in the middle of your "musings" (THWAK!) Amos, my dictionary is falling apart and it's all your fault!(THWAK!) jOhn of Hull, my sides hurt from laughing at your posts (THWAK!) freda-well I'm gonna see you on Sunday, along with some others I've never met, so I'll save all my THWACKS for then. Joe Offer, and your "ilk", you get the MOST THWACKS for keeping this crazy website going and contributing to the delinquency of a senior. THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK!! ..xx..e |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM Holy Moly, Ellen-apoly!! Lookit that girl rock and roll!! Who gave her such a big pillow? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM Amos, your fervent desire to work for the betterment of lost souls on Mudcat stirs my blood only slightly less than photos of Winona Ryder in the 90's. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM See your Winona Ryder in the 90's and raise you a Kylie Minogue from 1993! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:25 PM See your Kylie Minogue and raise you a Mrs Emma Peel from the Avengers, circa 1969! WHAMM! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Deckman Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:27 PM MY GAWD!!! I've got the wrong channel. How on earth did this ever happen? Bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:29 PM You have less than perfect channel-flipping abilities, Deckman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: SINSULL Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:33 PM HMMM Little Hawk and Amos in bed together. Politics makes strange bedfellows. And Ellen - I thought you knew better! Thwak! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:42 PM Oh, THERE you are, Sinsull! (THWACK) ..xx..e |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: C-flat Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:43 PM I can't decide wether to THWACK or WHAMM. I like LHs' WHAMM very much but there's something naughty about Ellenpolys' THWACK. Anyway, you're all very, very nice people with a little too much spare time!!! WHACK THWAMM THACK WHOOSH POOOOOF!!! (now my pillow's burst!) C-flat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM I've had enough of this! I'm going out! And you can't stop me. WHAMM! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM Oohhhh! Sound effects! How utterly utter! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Deckman Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM I think I'll go out with a BANG! Bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: fat B****rd Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:47 PM Carol C. I gotch your sound effects dangling. Well.... I'm tired |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM Really, FB? Let me ruminate on that one a bit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Cluin Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM What's all this noise in here? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM THWACK!!! (Giggle giggle, whisper whisper) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM Wish I could joinya's..... think I whacked myself upside the head LAST night with a big ole hard-stuffed pillow, already. Oy! ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: MaineDog Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM I thought that this stuff belonged in the chat room rather than the forum? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:06 PM My posts are funny? there meant to be serious! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:07 PM anyway=pillow fights are rubbish, they are dangerous, you could take someones eye out! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM EllenPolly you pounce with the pillow as deftly as Depp slices with a sabre! (Thump!) Amos your eloquence outpaces your invective! (Frump) WHO LET CLU IN??????? (Splat! that was a pie!) Hit the Deck(man) Hit the Deck!!! C-Flat Stop breathing in the feathers! They are too sticky when you breathe them out! OK!! Who hit me with the bean bag chair? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Ellenpoly Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:09 PM So sorry, jOhn. I apologise. THWACK! ..xx..e (OK, I'm done. This was great, thanks all.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM Hey! Who just hit me with JOhn from Hull's eye? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:40 PM MaineDog, I'm not allowed to go into the chatrooms. They're dangerous. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Once Famous Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM boring? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Joe Offer Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM Hey, this is fun - but I got my mouth full of feathers, just watching... -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: SINSULL Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:58 PM JtS - that wasn't jOhn's eye. I just replenished the broken pillows with peppermint pillows - the only substitute at hand. Sorry. PING! PING! PING! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Rapparee Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM Ah'd join ya, but ma saddle is ma pilla and I don't think that y'all'd like ta git hit with a cinch buckle er somethin'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:12 PM Oops, in cleaning up the joint for tonight's jam, I find that I do have one pillow here with someone's name on it! BONK on you, Martin Gibson, for letting me off too easy with that hall monitor crack! ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:15 PM Martin Gibson is a better nickname than Fender Bender! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:16 PM And one for you too, Joe Offer, and I think you know why! KHPOW! Place looks better already. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: open mike Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM feathers?! are you not aware that the Save the Eider Down Goose committee is aware of this atrocity and requests you change to synthetic pillows this instant! Ahhh---chooooooooooooooooooo! oh, and: no jumping on the furniture.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Once Famous Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:51 PM Popeye the Sailor eats spinach from a can. But Jack the Sailor eats his spinach fresh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Deckman Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:27 PM WHEW!!! Anybody wanna' cigarette? Bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM LOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: jacqui.c Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:40 PM Little Hawk and brucie - for their insane adherence to the belief that William Shatner can act! THWACK! THWACK! Actually - better include Ellenpoly in that one as well - THWACK! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:49 PM Chongo has the hots for Penelope Routledge! WHUMP!!! Amos and Little Hawk are both closet evangelicals! THWONK!!! Bobert and Tweed are both closet intellectuals! WHACKKK!!! CarolC has been attending Accordions Anonymous meetings! SPLATTT!!! Hey! That's not funny. Those are court-ordered meetings. If she doesn't attend she can get jail time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:32 PM Heh! Heh! The beat goes on.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:00 PM Jacqui.c is not as overdramatic as Shatner!Whuuump!! Stilly River Sage's post does not quite match Dali's Persistance of Time for visual wit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Leadfingers Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:55 PM HEY !!! I was just relaxing and got pillowed without even seeing where it came from !! Watch where you are swinging !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: CarolC Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:04 PM Alright for you, Bee-dubya-ell. (See you at next week's Accordions Anonymous meeting Bee-dubya! Don't forget your Lady of Spain sheet music. Oh, yeah... and Gerrold asked me to tell you he wants you to give him back the purple cape you borrowed from him when you see him at your tap dance lesson on Tuesday. ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:28 PM Jack, after attempting to colorize those feathers, I give up. You'll have to imagine that some of the pillows came from a cheap dimestore and were colored gaudy shades of blue and red and a lot of grays and light blues were mixed in. Feathers were stuck to an expired clock face, of course. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Aug 04 - 12:07 AM ALL RIGHT!
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amergin Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:18 AM The next one that makes a peep gets a spanking! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Aug 04 - 03:20 AM Ooh A spanking, a spanking, there's going to be a spanking!!!! (Thank you Monty Python, better than Shakespear for quotes!) And before you ask, I know nothing about all the chocolates that were on the pillows before you started playing with them. burp LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: GUEST,nurse ratched Date: 21 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM i will be coming in with the whip at midnight. any rabble rousers will be dealt with. n.r. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Aug 04 - 11:36 PM Why you gonna wait so long? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 22 Aug 04 - 10:08 AM peep sticks & stones may break my bones, but whips & chains excite me (seen on a tee shirt) sandra hey - one of the ads below says "Free Christian Everything" (wwe.ChristianityFreebies.com) Everything free for Christians all on this website. The other is for Christy Moore. I wonder who decides which ads to feature. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Amos Date: 22 Aug 04 - 10:30 AM THWOPT!!! on Robin for being a control freak.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 22 Aug 04 - 10:36 AM The "Free Christian Everything" ad is probably Google attempting to kowtow to the Evangelical Religious Right Neoconservative element in hopes that John Ashcroft and George W. Bush will put in a good word for them with the Securities and Exchange Commission when that august body begins its inquiry into irregularities related to Google's recent initial public stock offering. And, CarolC, I gave Gerrold's cape back last week. I swear, that silly boy is just such a space cadet sometimes. But I do love the way he moves those tap shoes! Now, repeat the Accordions Anonymous prayer after me: God, grant me the ability to play guitar, The courage to smash accordions, And the wisdom to know the difference. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: SINSULL Date: 22 Aug 04 - 10:55 AM Leadfingers - you play banjo. That makes you a target no matter what you do. Thwack on jOhn from Hull. What's the big idea? Throwing chicken bones down our only toilet? Now we have to send WYSIWYG for a gallon of vinegar. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Date: 22 Aug 04 - 10:58 AM Already have it, and you're welcome to it, but it's divided up in little bottles: balsamic, rice-wine, apple cider, and doucheworthy white. What are we doing with it? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:15 AM soaking chicken bones to a rubbery consistency after jOhn from Hull threw them down the loo--long story, very funny, Read it here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: wysiwyg Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:55 AM Ah yes, thanks SRS. May I recommend the apple cider then, goes well with chicken. As to consistency, it will probably turn out like slightly desiccated eyeballs. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Aug 04 - 12:32 PM Personally, I wouldn't waste the cider vinegar--white will work. I use vinegar (at least 10% acidity--most kitchen stuff is 5%) for killing weeds. THWACK! Hey, Bobert! How's the garden looking this morning (now that you're awake and I have your attention)? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: GUEST,Friend of the Von Trapp family. Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:21 PM You can always tell the cheapskates, that Nurse Ratched for instance, her pillow is leaking, and it's got foam rubber crumbs in it. As fo Ellenpoly, I don't know what she's been up to with hers, but she looks a little down in the mouth. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:04 PM Thwack to the crowd at the Black Lion this afternoon for making it so difficult to leave a great session early. A special thump for Leadfingers and Dave Bryant who had to be kept firmly in line so the rest of us got a chance to perform. In the end we had to use a bottle to keep order because they were both such naughty boys! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:47 PM What did you... no.... I won't ask... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Georgiansilver Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:52 PM I'd rather have a bottle at front of me than a frontal lobotomy!!! Best wishes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:38 PM The Fooles Troupe is thinking of migrating - too much competition! THWACK! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:17 PM THWOCK - for the Limpit making me miss what seems to have been a wonderful afternoon... I'll get me revenges...... just you wait small child, just you wait.... LTS |
