BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 12:23 AM

I'm from Pittsburgh. Polish sausage is our national dish. With regards to Poles and polish, I've known a lot of Polish Americans. THEY ARE THE CLEANEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!! They make Germans look like slobs! I'm sure there are signs on the Polish borders that read, "Welcome To Poland, Please Wipe Your Feet".

With regards to certain other comments about other types of sausage, there's always toad in the hole, but perhaps we shouldn't go there.

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 01:16 AM

I requested THIS thread???
Shame on me.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 01:51 AM

Kielbasa?      Kolbassa?

What's the difference (besides the spelling)?

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 09:06 AM

I'd worry about the stingers myself. But, a chaucun a son gout....

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Dead Horse
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 12:37 PM

Brucie baby,
Size of box obviously depends on calibre of sausage. For some, a matchbox will do.
One must remove a wing from said bumble bee oneself. (It is vital to remove a wing from the SAME SIDE of each bee, or they will only collide and gum up the works.
Hole cutting is a matter of individual taste, its only a hobby fer kripes sake, not an exact science!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: DougR
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 02:25 PM

I don't suppose anybody has a good recipe for Polish Sausage they could share, right?

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 02:52 PM

The Ecologist magazine (www.theecologist.org, though it wasn't finding a server when I tried) had an article by Robert Kennedy Jr about some company - can't remember the name - which he seemed to think had impoverished American pig farmers, and which is now moving into Poland.

According to the article the company buys up the slaughterhouses so the farmers have no choice but one on where to get their pigs slaughtered, then drops the rate of pay, then acquires the farms so the farmers become low-waged workers instead of kulaks or self-employed farm owners.

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Peace
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 09:00 PM

Dead Horse: Would that be a wing to the left as one faces the bee, or a wing from the left as the bee faces away?

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 09:13 PM

Well, Joe,
they do say
"Be careful what you wish for, you just may have your wish fulfilled", as in a 12 inch pianist.... :-)

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: artbrooks
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 10:38 PM

What's that saying? Oh yeah: "12 inch will please a lady."

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 11:54 PM

... in that case, don't wish for a little head ...

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Peace
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 05:45 PM

This thread has become disgusting. African killer bees would sure wake a guy up, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Peg
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 08:23 AM

I   posted a recipe some time ago; didn't you see it?

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Dead Horse
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:10 AM

Brucie dear,
Left or right circling bees is a matter of political preference, but ALL must be the same. On one occasion I regret I was amiss in this regard, and all the lefties pounced upon the sole rightie, and turned it into jello. It was entertaining for a while, but not what I was here after! I have never repeated the experience the other way round.
After all, that would be perverse.

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:27 AM

The company that Dr Guitar references is also pleased to provide Felt Wheels, which is an alternative path to Polish a sensitive Sausage.   A well-felt sausage is a Wheel Deal.

One must try different approaches and gradually settle down with one which produces the most upstanding results.

However, whatever else you do, stay away from these people if you value your sausage at all.

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: GUEST,Old Maid from Mudcat
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:58 PM

HEY, scarey eyebrows!!!!!!!

I'd settle for two sixes!


Old Maid from Mudcat

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Peace
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 01:13 PM

Amos,

OUCH!

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 09:06 AM

I prefer my Polish Sausage sliced thinly and gently fried in a pan.

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: LadyJean
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 11:27 PM

It being so close to that great poet's birthday, I should correct artbrooks. Burns poem is called "Nine Inch Will Please a Lady". Of course Robert Burns knew nothing of polish sausages. But he did know haggis.

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 05:55 AM

I'm stuck to haggii like a stamp to letter
Like birds of a feather we'll stick together
HAGGI [The collective noun for more than one haggis]
John

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 07:21 PM

HAGGARD: how one feels after many Haggi.

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Dead Horse
Date: 04 Jan 04 - 06:29 AM

Phucked.
How one pheels aphter plucking fousands oph feasants?

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Guessed
Date: 04 Jan 04 - 08:23 AM

Talking of stuffing anyone got a good recipe for "hide the Polish"?

Foolestroupe
Is that the correct form of plural for Haggis? AND just a thought but when addressing the Haggi - is i t appropriate to wear Haggis Tweed?

I'll get my kilt........

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 04:24 AM

Guessed,
how about Hagimany?

No, that's 70's song,

"Going up to Hagagmani..." or something...

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Peg
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 09:16 AM

so, did anyone catch the kielbasa eating contest featured on "Malcolm in the Middle" last night? (I chose to watch Masterpiece Theatre instead but 'Malcolm' is actually a very good show).

Subject: RE: BS: The Much Needed Polish Sausage Thread
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 11:08 AM

The Laird o' Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober,
Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over.
Mrs Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion,
Said to the midwife 'Take it away; I'm through with overproduction'.

It's no go the gossip column, it's no go the Ceilidh,
All we want is a mother's help and a sugar-stick for the baby.

Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldn't count the damage,
Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage.
His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish,
Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish.

It's no go the Herring Board, it's no go the Bible,
All we want is a packet of fags when our hands are idle.

It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium,
It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums,
It's no go the Government grants, it's no go the elections,
Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension.

It's no go my honey love, it's no go my poppet;
Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit.
The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall for ever,
But if you break the bloody glass you won't hold up the weather.


(Louis MacNeice, Bagpipe Music)

Regards,

A