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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator Date: 03 May 05 - 08:41 PM Don't Pray in My School I Won't Think in Your Church |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:58 PM I like that, Poppa! Not a bumper sticker, a license plate instead, but it did make me laugh...say it out loud several times: IOSLVR |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:18 PM I also saw a car with the following vanity tag: RVOVOM Get it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic Date: 05 Oct 05 - 04:25 AM Seen in Anchorage a month ago: Vegetables Aren't Food - Vegetables Are What Food Eats |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 05 Oct 05 - 08:07 AM Using your turn signal is NOT giving information to the enemy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 05 Oct 05 - 12:55 PM One of our engineers bought a badly abused dodge stationwagon. It looked so bad that we immediately thought of the "Family Truckster" from National Lampoon's Family Vacation. We took our Oscar dummy (man overboard manakin), wrapped it in a blanket and tied it sitting-up on the roof of the wagon. We then made a bumpersticker and put it on it's back. It said "Wallyworld or Bust!" Another we made for the car said "Puff the Tragic Wagon" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 05 Oct 05 - 01:03 PM It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: leftydee Date: 05 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM "What would Scooby Do?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Ken New Mexico Date: 05 Oct 05 - 10:43 PM I have seen this from a bumper sticker chopped up and rearranged, "Proud Kids of Exceptional Parents." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Interloper Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:09 PM This one is for katlaughing, I hope you enjoy it: "If All the Feminists in the world were laid end to end.... It would be the best thing that ever happened to them." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:38 PM you want a funny bumper sticker? I'll show you a funny bumpersticker! Well, maybe not so funny these days..... In the early 1970s, during the gas crisis, EPA decided to promote the national speed limit with clever bumperstickers They were put out on display at EPA headquarters in Wash DC, where I was working on a temporary assignment, and I manage to get 3 of them (and one other that said "The Faster You Go, the Richer They Get!") Someone with sense took one look and within 2 days, they were all withdrawn and, I suppose destroyed.....gee...maybe it's time I put one on my big van! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bunnahabhain Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:15 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 06 Oct 05 - 09:05 PM LO< love those Bill! Yeah! We need those, today! Interloper, taken tongue-in-cheek, it made me smile. Thanks! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D Date: 07 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM (kat...I'd probably get in real trouble if I actually tried to USE that bumper sticker today....nerves are...ummm...sensitive) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Cool Beans Date: 07 Oct 05 - 02:27 PM Saw this in Maine last month: Clean up the Earth. It's not Uranus. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Metchosin Date: 07 Oct 05 - 02:38 PM On a greater philosophical scale...... What if the hokey pokey is what its all about? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:00 PM Has it been 4 years yet? Also just saw one mentioned above (Reunite Gondwanaland!), which I hadn't seen before, very funny! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:23 PM LOL, these are great, folks! Keep 'em coming! (BillD...considering where you live, I can understand the sensitivity. I cannot believe it, but i even self-censure what I put on my car these days!) So, did ya'll get the IOSLVR? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: moongoddess Date: 10 Oct 05 - 06:40 PM This is a story about a bumper sticker that is right up there with all the other weird stories. In the early 70's, when Nixon was President and in that Watergate mess, I had a bumper sticker on my blue VW that said "Honk if you think he is guilty." My husband at the time worked for the EPA and he came home one night and told me his boss wanted me to remove that bumper sticker from my car. Good ol' oppositional me said no of course. A few days later my car was towed from our driveway. The reason given was that I was behind in my car payments - not true. When we went to get the car it was missing just one thing - that bumper sticker. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:06 AM Was the IOSLVR plate on a Ford Ranger? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Date: 22 Oct 05 - 06:06 PM Will someone please poke holes in the top of my jar? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bert Date: 23 Oct 05 - 12:30 PM Not funny individually but the unfortunate juxtaposition struck me as funny. Saw a van with a yellow ribbon "Support our troops" right next to it was a blue ribbon "Please spay and neuter" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 23 Oct 05 - 02:11 PM jeffp - ya know, I didn't even think to look? Be great if it was, eh?:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ebbie Date: 23 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM Well, my mind did another of its blips and I read 'Funny Bumper Snickers... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Ingrid Frances Stark Date: 25 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM Saw this pair on the back of an 18-wheeler: on the left, "Passing side", on the right, "Suicide". Others I've seen: On the back of a Jeep: "Poor Man's Hummer" BU**SH** I heard the bumper sticker round on NPR once, years ago: Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat) If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you still have one? (repeat) If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? (repeat) Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat) This inspired the name of a now disbanded a capella group I was in during the early 90's: Senseless Acts of Harmony (we practiced random music). I had a passle of bumper stickers on my last van, but I got tired of the tailgators who just wanted to read them. My current truck has no stickers, and as a deterrent, I have a black spiked dogtoy on my trailer hitch ball. Ingrid |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Elmer Fudd Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:07 PM REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:50 PM Oh No! Not another learning opportunity! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 01 Nov 05 - 05:03 PM Those are great, INgrid! the other new ones, too, folks! Just saw these, today: God invented sex...I only perfected it! Still HOT...only now it comes in flashes! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:41 AM Come the Rapture, can I have your car? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 23 Mar 06 - 03:38 PM Just saw this one, today: Real Musicians have Day Jobs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Purple Foxx Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:20 PM Katlaughing,if you go to www.internetbumperstickers.com you will find a large variety of free bumper stickers which can be used in E-mail, websites & Blogs. Think you might like them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Becca72 Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:08 PM "Fat people are hard to kidnap" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Purple Foxx Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM "Change is inevitable,Growth is optional" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Purple Foxx Date: 25 Mar 06 - 09:57 AM "The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an artist" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Becca72 Date: 25 Mar 06 - 02:03 PM "Everything was fine until that house fell on my sister" *actually had that one on my last vehicle. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 09 Sep 06 - 07:59 PM Saw this one, today: "Religion ruled the Dark Ages" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Partridge Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:06 PM Saw one that made me smile the other day. In the UK lots of cars have a card hanging on the back window that says Baby on Board, the one I saw was a variation on that it said Body in Boot pat x |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Little Robyn Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:38 PM Saw this around a number plate on a big SUV: If you can read this - I've lost the boat! Robyn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mr Red Date: 28 Apr 07 - 03:49 AM Bumper being the opperative word seen on a low flat trailer on the bulkhead - being towed at 80mph by a 4X4 advertising their product and their driving skills! "Weaving Machinery" OK thanks for the warning. And thanks for overtaking, I prefer you in front - to see where you are, PAL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 28 Apr 07 - 04:24 AM Scouts do it with 3 fingers Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 28 Apr 07 - 11:17 AM Good ones, recent additions! I was reminded last night of one I had years ago: Fight smog, ride a cowboy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: saulgoldie Date: 28 Apr 07 - 12:47 PM Not a bumper sticker, but...I saw this vanity plate back in the 80s in DC when I was a bicycle courier. It read: TIH2WA I puzzled on it for a few moments. When I rode, I always had a rearview mirror on my helmet. When the car passed, the joke became instantly clear. A local newspaper columnist wrote about it sometime later, raising a BIG ole hue and cry about the travelling obscenity that kids must be protected from (as opposed to the obscenity of WAR). People protested, and the message reached the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles), and they revoked the plate. Some people just have NO sense of humor! But wherever people laugh and share bumper stickers and vanity plates, it lives on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Date: 28 Apr 07 - 02:53 PM Co-Exist The letters are made of various religious symbols and secular icons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 28 Apr 07 - 05:04 PM Epee fencers touch you all over |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TRUBRIT Date: 29 Apr 07 - 12:51 AM Frodo failed - Bush has the ring. (Sorry if this is a repeat.....) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: iancarterb Date: 29 Apr 07 - 12:55 AM My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun. The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose." I said you had to know Pogo! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,van lingle Date: 29 Apr 07 - 10:56 AM Not necessarily funny but I saw these two on a car driven by a young lady the other day: Against Abortion? Don't Have One. I've Read the Bible, That's why I'm an Atheist. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Midchuck Date: 29 Apr 07 - 11:11 AM My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun. The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose." I said you had to know Pogo! But everyone who really matters does know Pogo upside down and backward, chapter and verse. When my daughter was 9 or so, she was reading one of the older books, and laughed. I asked, what was funny? She said, a frog jumped out of M'amzell Hebzibah's cake and the Rackety Coon chile shot it with a water pistol. I said, oh yeah, "Leetle Rocket Coon Chile, you have save ze Hepzibah's life!" One of the few times I really impressed my daughter. Small victories are important. Do you remember seeing "Good, Though!" about 20 years before Utah recorded it (and that was more than 30 years ago)? Peter |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 29 Apr 07 - 01:39 PM heckuva job, Georgie! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Date: 29 Apr 07 - 02:17 PM Obey or W will strike again |
