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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot Date: 29 Apr 07 - 04:04 PM I saw one for sale recently, "My other car is a Herse" I so want to get it for Pixie of Doom(Now an Undertaker!)but she thinks its a bit naff. I'm getting a new cover made up for the spare wheel on my Landrover too, "Authorised Hummer recovery service".............Well we do make the best4X4XFar! Wassail!! Chris. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Apr 07 - 04:35 PM Chris, there used to be an old hearse in front of a beauty salon where we lived in Wyoming. It had painted on the side, "We curl up and dye for you." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:12 PM "Horn broken; watch for finger" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:17 PM Land rover? I thought the range rover was ace. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:36 PM When Rover decided to sponsor an expedition to drive three of their (then new) Rangerovers from London to Karachi, all three ended up stranded in a dry river bed, and had to be rescued by a farmer with a twenty five year old Landrover. Kinda says it all doesn't it? Don T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:49 PM Its a Discovery sort of, as 422 off the production line. It has Range Rover chassis, axles, gearbox(LT77), bulkhead, inner wings, mirrors, Montego van rear lights, Morris Marina door handles, Mini Metro clocks, and headlights from a Sherpa van! Parts bin special, the first Disco's were all of that, but 18 years later she's still going strong, looking and sounding(V8) as good as the day she rolled out of Lode Lane. Its a Landrover, and no git in goverment will stop me enjoying the old girl! (She'll probably out do me!) Wassail!! Chris. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Apr 07 - 07:37 PM Pictures of 'er! We want pictures!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 29 Apr 07 - 11:11 PM When I was running a site in Iran we had three brand new Chevvy trucks and one old beat up LandRover. Nearly a year later at the end of the job the old LandRover was the only vehicle still running. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 30 Apr 07 - 01:57 PM Here's a picture of the Coexist one I really like that! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 30 May 07 - 12:48 PM Seen on a truck the other day: Aged to perfection...old guys rule! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 30 May 07 - 01:30 PM This one made me laugh ruefully: "I never thought anyone could make me miss Nixon" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Date: 30 May 07 - 02:29 PM Darwin Loves You! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Joe_F Date: 30 May 07 - 09:24 PM In 1968, I made my own bumper sticker: HUMPHREY We Could Do Worse If I had a bumper to put it on today, I think I would go for Hold your nose and vote the straight Democratic ticket My parents said that when I was little, and a friend of mine recently looked it up on the Web & found it went back to the election of 1896. As political advice goes, it has worn well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 31 May 07 - 05:16 AM Kat, thanks for the Coexist link, I've sent it to a few friends! sandra my favourite is the sticker someone referred to in another thread - More wag, less bark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jun 07 - 04:16 PM Love that one, Sandra, the more wag! You're welcome re' the Coexist one. I just saw one yesterday on a car right here in my town! She also had one that said, "I support separation of Church and Hate!" Really like that one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 19 Jul 07 - 10:58 PM I posted this in the Who's going to be prez, too, but have to put in here for the record: Seen on a vehicle in New Hampshire, the Live Free or Die State: "Of course it hurts! You're being screwed by an elephant!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: heric Date: 21 Jul 07 - 01:18 PM My other ride is your mom Warning - Driver no longer gives a shit I see O'Meara has one. It's the first time I've laughed out loud at a bumper sticker. On a weathered 82 Nissan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 03 Sep 07 - 06:45 PM One seen yesterday made us both laugh out loud: Cheney/Satan '08 Now THAT'S a truth-in-advertising campaign sticker! Another seen recently: My sexual preference is often. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Date: 03 Sep 07 - 09:58 PM "Non-judgement Day is Near!" "So Many Tunes, So Little Time". Saw it on a fiddle case last night. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Alba Date: 03 Sep 07 - 10:29 PM This one I saw a few weeks ago. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Sep 07 - 12:08 AM Just saw a good one today, on a car that obviously (based on another bumper sticker) belonged to a dog owner/lover: Wag more, Bark less. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 04 Sep 07 - 12:10 AM Love those, Genie, Alba and van lingle! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,sinky Date: 04 Sep 07 - 10:15 AM I LOVE NEWCASTLE, well it made me piss myself laughing |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Sep 07 - 05:22 PM Kat, I love your "... screwed by an elephant" one too! LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Becca72 Date: 04 Sep 07 - 06:10 PM "Come to the Dark Side....we have cookies" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,TIA Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:41 PM CHENEY/VOLDEMORT '08 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:48 PM Thanks, Genie. Becca! I just saw that on a tshirt a couple of weeks ago. Loved it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TRUBRIT Date: 04 Sep 07 - 10:31 PM WE have a lovely bull mastiff........saw the following bumper sticker on a car and actually followed it into a gas station to ask where he found the sticker. it said ' and on the 8th day, God made bull mastiffs'......you have to own one of these sweet dogs to really get it.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 18 Sep 07 - 10:50 PM How many people have to die for a barrel of oil? It's hard to convince people you're helping them while killing them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 18 Sep 07 - 11:10 PM Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 13 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM Seen for the first time today: "Yoda Loves Me". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 13 Oct 07 - 11:11 PM Love that, frogprince! I saw one the other day that said "Draft for President Lou Dobbs - Independent '08" or something close to that. Thought it a great idea! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Geordie-Peorgie Date: 14 Oct 07 - 04:49 PM Carpenter from Nazareth seeks Joiners |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dick greenhaus Date: 15 Oct 07 - 10:22 AM This is Plan B |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dwditty Date: 15 Oct 07 - 10:41 AM Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate 10. __________________ For a cheese shop in Amherst, Mass: Honk if you love cheeses! ______________________ I saw this one, pasted upside down on the bumper: Honk if I'm Polish dw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dead Horse Date: 15 Oct 07 - 11:31 PM WARNING. This vehicle is Alarmed. But the driver has seen it all before. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 16 Oct 07 - 02:25 PM I saw one that side by side squares like an odometer onl letters instead of numbers. The first 3 letters were I R A and the 4th square had a Q rolling into an N. Back in 04 I saw one that said JOHN KERRY bringing complete sentences back to the White House |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 08 Apr 08 - 03:23 PM On the back of a car driven by a little, white-haired lady: "Doing my best to piss off the religious right!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Apr 08 - 08:36 PM "Be nice to US or we'll send our democracy to YOUR country!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Riginslinger Date: 08 Apr 08 - 09:57 PM "'Doing my best to piss off the religious right!'" Wow! Where can I get one of those? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 08 Apr 08 - 10:42 PM My friend told me about another one, seen in WY: "Jesus loves you.. (in tiny print below:) everyone else thinks you're a fucking asshole!" Rigin, you can get one right here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,machendave Date: 09 Apr 08 - 07:24 PM I speed up and sound my horn for horses |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 24 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM If you cut if my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:21 AM Just seen: Has America Sneezed? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Phot Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM On the back of my Landrover.... Authorised Hummer recovery vehicle. Wassail!! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Notatroll Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:25 AM Seen two or three years ago in the American Bible Belt: God is just pretend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:57 AM If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the trees! Where am I? Where's my car? I brake for orgasms Caution: driver has loaded .45 and PMS Old musicians never die, they just return and go to fade |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM Freeways can be dangerous, drive quickly and get off them immediately |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 16 Sep 08 - 04:55 PM There are a few choice one HERE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 19 Nov 08 - 04:17 PM the levee was gone New Orleans. and, Put a little ouzo in your tank The former had a picture of a long red, big-finned Chevy on one side and a fleur-de-lis on the other. |
