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BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR

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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Nov 08 - 06:50 PM

I....ummm... don't think I'd put some of those in the link on my car.... they'd draw attention from the sort of folks they're about.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Nov 08 - 07:18 PM

LOL, I'd forgotten about that link, Bill. I'd have to be circumspect about using them, too, around here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Bob L
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 09:04 AM

"This is NOT an abandoned car!"

My own take on that one would be
"If you think this CAR is abandoned, wait till you see the DRIVER"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 01:57 PM

Okay, the bumper sticker itself wasn't all that funny. It said:

"I'm only speeding because I have to poop really bad!"

What was hilarious was the fact that it was on a brand new BMW sedan. If I sheltered any remaining illusions about money equating to class, they're gone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:29 PM

I once had a bumper sticker on my guitar case.

Comic strip drawing of vikings disembarking from longboats to raid a village. In the text balloon over the leader's head

Right men, this time pillage and rape first! Then burn!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:35 PM

I remembered 3 more

If you don't like the way I drive
GET THE HELL OFF THE SIDEWALK

and

No I am not on steroids but that burger you just ate probably was

and

I brake for no apparent reason


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: ClaireBear
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 03:39 PM

A musical reference I've seen: "I brake just like a little girl."

Not a bumper sticker, but I saw my first Flying Spaghetti Monster car stick-on emblem (here it is on Amazon) this morning. I may have to have one of these.

Touched by his noodly appendage,
Claire


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: momnopp
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 11:39 PM

"If God told me to invade Iraq, I'd ask for some identification"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Ghirotondo at work
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 08:15 AM

"Alcohol and speed kills.
Drink slowly."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Lighter
Date: 27 Nov 08 - 11:12 AM

Seen yesterday: Tact Is For People Who Lack The Wit For Sarcasm.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Dec 08 - 07:25 PM

I don't think the driver meant this to be humorous; they had a McCain-Palin sticker, too. OR, maybe they were being a little OTT on purpose. Anyway, here is what it said:

I am a bitter gun owner clinging to my religion.

Made me LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Phot
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 01:55 AM

Seen in Tesco carpark, Landrover Defender with "My other car is a broom!", on the pink Ford Ka next to it, "Powered by fairies" Says it all really!

Wassail!! Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 May 09 - 12:22 AM

Just saw this one today:

Give Bush an inch
and he thinks he's a ruler.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: fumblefingers
Date: 18 May 09 - 01:05 AM

Help Stamp Out License Plates
Do A Stretch In The Pen


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 May 09 - 11:18 PM

On my old car.."Where am I?
               Where's my car?"

Seen today.."We are here as an illusion that we are separate"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,donuel
Date: 19 May 09 - 03:18 PM

I can't stand another
Cantstandistan War


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 20 May 09 - 03:14 PM

I can't remember if I already mentioned this (one of my favorites, so I might likely have).

"Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus"

Saul


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Neil D
Date: 21 May 09 - 03:57 AM

What Would
Scooby-Doo


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gweltas
Date: 22 May 09 - 05:01 AM

Two which stick in my mind : Seen on a very elderly Datsun rustbucket car (it had so many rust holes it was nearly transparent ! in the 1980's, in Co. Limerick, Ireland : "If this car was an animal I'd have to shoot it !"

Some Irish friends has a car sticker which read " Our Grand kids are great...We should have had them first !"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gweltas
Date: 22 May 09 - 05:04 AM

Ooops..............Typo correction to the above post ""some Irish friends HAD a car, etc...."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:51 PM

Just saw this one:

Support the Arts - Kiss a Musician!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 Mar 10 - 06:13 AM

From a local church marquee..they usually get fairly creative:

This church is prayer-conditioned. (During hot weather)

Lent is spring training for Christians.

There was one more but I can't remember. Next time we drive by I'll get it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Joe_F
Date: 30 Mar 10 - 06:06 PM

Unsafe at Any Speed


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: dwditty
Date: 31 Mar 10 - 12:31 AM

Honk If I'm Polish (which was on upside down)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Mar 10 - 09:54 PM

From another church marquee (we drive by several each day):

Suffering from Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Oct 10 - 10:58 PM

Bill Staines shared this one with us this evening: "Buckle up; it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Oct 10 - 11:15 PM

LMAO! Thanks, fp!

I saw a discouraging one, recently, on a car picking up children at my grandson's school: "Where's the birth certificate?"

(For those across the pond, it's a reference to the brouhaha about President Obama's birth certificate which nefarious persons claim is a fake.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Allen in Oz
Date: 03 Oct 10 - 08:39 PM

An Oldie

" The Moral Majority is neither"

AD


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 04 Oct 10 - 08:47 AM

My other one is a porshe
........honest!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:29 AM

PETA: People Eating
Tasty Animals


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Skivee
Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:22 PM

"I Brake For Tail-gaters"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 04:19 AM

Always risk of repetition when posting on thread this long ~~ apologies if this one has already appeared. But I have always liked


OVERTAKER ~~ BEWARE OF UNDERTAKER


~Michael~


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 12 Nov 10 - 08:38 AM

"Vows of abstinence break more readily than condoms."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Nov 10 - 10:24 PM

Just saw a few blocks from home:

"My child was inmate of the month"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Nov 10 - 11:36 PM

Oh, yea, frogprince!

Janie, too true!

Not a bumper sticker, but a local church kiosk says "Kind Words Are the Music of the World." I kind a liked that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 04:56 PM

One I heard of recently, painfully true:

[picture of Abe Lincoln] "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to."


~ Becky in Tucson


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 12:09 AM

Time to post a few new ones I've seen lately:

Upside down in the back window of an SUV,

"If you can read this roll me over!"

On a church kiosk,

"Go against God's grain and you'll get splinters." Hmmmm...!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: michaelr
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 12:56 AM

My bumpersticker for 2012 is "Obama: There's still hope".

Think I should print up a few?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,999
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 01:11 PM

Bachmann in 2012.
(The Mayans tried to warn us.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 07:25 PM

michael, I LIKE that!

Bruce, LOL..they did, didn't they!

Saw this the other day:

Flaming Moderate


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Lighter
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 08:25 PM

CRITICAL THINKING: The other national deficit


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 08:39 PM

Oh! That is excellent, Lighter!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,999
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 09:59 PM

I found a site that had a few I've never seen. Here they are.

Happy face sticker with this quote: "Well aren't we just a ray of fu#king sunshine!"

"What if the Hokey Pokey WAS what it's all about?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 11:52 AM

Ready to print from my site:

My President
was an Honor Roll
student



Romney 2012 :
Have it both ways
on every issue



Perry For Presindent
of that American Country


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:33 PM

I just saw this one on a "Smart car." (You know, those itty bitty things that when they grow up they want to be a "real" car?)

"Limit: 25 clowns"


Saul


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PHJim
Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:43 PM

Friends Don`t Let Friends Clap On One And Three.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: saulgoldie
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 06:47 AM

Should have been "Maximum Capacity: 25 Clowns"

Saul


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: kendall
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 06:59 AM

Not a bumper sticker, but our main car is an Impala. Just over that I added "Vlad The".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM

Seen for sale on-line:

MAY THE FETUS YOU SAVE BE GAY


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Peter
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM

"Its a lovely day - some bastard is bound to spoil it"

The car was on a police tow truck when I saw it.


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