Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: maeve Date: 18 Sep 07 - 05:35 PM As far as I'm concerned, Jacqui may spell it any way she likes! Welcome home, rest well, crochet often, and when crochety, pick the 'phone to call friends- do not pick up the 'phone to throw! maeve |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 18 Sep 07 - 04:30 PM Wouldn't you think that someone who comes from the seat of the English language would know how to spell Salacious? |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Megan L Date: 18 Sep 07 - 04:30 PM Welcome home lassie now BEHAVE I have given Kendal permission frae Granny Dom tae skelp ye if ye dont:) |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Big Mick Date: 18 Sep 07 - 04:15 PM It won't be the trapeze act, MMario. It will be those two dogs she lives with wandering around and acting like lost puppies. Her uprightness will then get indignent, hop up and start to take care of them, and ....POW!!! ...... blown stitches. Jacqui, don't you dare!!!! Under no circumstances are you to do anything other than what the sawbones tells you to do. Let 'em go hungry, and they will figure out how to take care of themselves. Actually, they already know how, as Kendall has pointed out. So just because they don't do it up to your impeccable standards, you still are to stay on your royal backside until the Doc tells you different. Got it? Love, Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: MMario Date: 18 Sep 07 - 04:06 PM I'm pretty sure the Doc is gonna say the trapeze act is out for a while. Welcome Home Jacqui! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Sep 07 - 04:05 PM Welcome home Jacqui. Giok x |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: jacqui.c Date: 18 Sep 07 - 03:58 PM Hi all - got home about half an hour ago to a very happy dog and a very solicitous husband. I had to share a room last night with an elderly lady who kept her TV in the news channel all morning while she read her book and then had a lovely bout of the runs on a comode about five feet away from me (sound effects included) about twenty minutes before lunch! I am SO glad to be home! I'm lightheaded from the painkillers, which only just seem to take the edge off the discomfort of the drain that is still in. Hopefully that will come out on Thursday and make life a lot easier. Thanks for all your good wishes. Now I have to be really good for the next few weeks and make sure the repair works this time. I hope to get info from the surgeon on Thursday on exactly what is allowed and when and will follow his instructions to the letter. I don't like this being an invalid bit - it really makes it difficult to be totally bossy when all and sundry are doing it to me! I'm off for a rest as soon as I've sent an email to my kids with a photo so that they can see I'm home and upright. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: SINSULL Date: 18 Sep 07 - 01:50 PM Just spoke with Her Ladyship. She is ready to come home. Some ditzy night nurse woke her at midnight to introduce herself. The lunch lady had an attitude and Jacqui had to suggest where she might put the tray. When the hospital makes you cranky it is a sure sign that you are healing. Wonder if Kendall will refill her with high test????? Mary! Cellar! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Alba Date: 18 Sep 07 - 01:46 PM Noo that's tellin them Megan..*smile* Only 20 minutes till the Woman herself gets Home! Yippee. Nothing like your own House is there Jacqui ma Dear. Home is where the REAL healing can begin. What with Kendall on stand by and Sinsull at the ready and Seamus, well,... being Seamus:>) Youlle be fit as a fiddle in no time. Very happy to know all is going well. Lots of Love and Hugs to All. Healing thoughts coming your way. Jude |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Megan L Date: 18 Sep 07 - 01:23 PM If I could drag granny oot frae under the bonnet o wur new car ye wid aw get a SKELP fur misbehavin. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Big Mick Date: 18 Sep 07 - 01:07 PM ....followed closely by a cold shower. M. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Sep 07 - 12:56 PM Remembering that in an internal combustion engine, a crank converts vertical motion into horizontal motion, I have decided it's time for a big drink. G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Big Mick Date: 18 Sep 07 - 12:46 PM "crank case"??????????? Methinks the double, maybe triple, entendre whether intentional or unintentional, will cause you to find the cellar as your primary residence for a bit, old buddy..... ***snerk*** Come home well, your grace. Love, Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 18 Sep 07 - 12:38 PM She called to tell me that she is being discharged around 2 pm today. She has a drain in the incision that has to be dealt with, and guess who gets to do that? No problem, I've drained many a crank case and transmission in my day. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: GUEST,Tinker Date: 18 Sep 07 - 11:27 AM Haven't gotten the computer from kids in a while.... sounds like everything is under control and reapiring nicely. Hugs all around (and an extra one for SINSULL for taking care of everyone else for us.) tinker I miss heading up your way |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Sep 07 - 11:11 AM Her Bossiness, now who thought of that soubriquet? G ¦¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: gnu Date: 18 Sep 07 - 10:59 AM Well, it is kinda boring in there eh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: ranger1 Date: 18 Sep 07 - 08:54 AM Jason and I stopped in to visit Her Bossiness last evening. She's in good spirits and has the entire floor at her beck and call and was issuing me orders in no time as well. Before I left, she had me rearranging all the furniture in her room. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: freda underhill Date: 18 Sep 07 - 08:41 AM hey jacqui - how're you feeling after being carved up and put back together? i hope the next few days aren't too painful, and that you don't laugh too hard. i hope you get looked after as well as you looked after me when i was in the UK * best wishes freda |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Rapparee Date: 17 Sep 07 - 09:58 PM Didn't the Brits use Marmite as an explosive in WW2? |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: TRUBRIT Date: 17 Sep 07 - 09:47 PM Thanks for the approvd food list -- the things you learn on this website!!!!!!!!! I shall just adopt my usual low key habit of bringing in whatever I want and hoping no one asks.........but my wants are pretty innocuous..........(marmite, and lots of chocolate.....) |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: chazkratz Date: 17 Sep 07 - 06:57 PM Spaw's question about the orange ice reflects, no doubt, his (fully justified) fears that everyone has been preserving their contributions for his golden shower. Myself, I'm saving it in an ice tray with toothpicks sticking out so he can have piss-stickles along with the yellow tea bath. Charles |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Sep 07 - 06:38 PM And you left him alone with Kendall? Geeziz Sins........You've obviously taken leave of your heretofore good senses! Don't you remember what happened to the llahma? This could be nasty................... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: SINSULL Date: 17 Sep 07 - 06:08 PM I spoke with Jacqui this AM. She may be coming home tomorrow. Seamus is back with the Captain and very concerned about Jacqui's whereabouts. Poor puppy. Misses his Mum. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 17 Sep 07 - 04:56 PM Spaw old buddy, you have no idea how far out your neck is! You are lucky that I'm a gentleman. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Sep 07 - 02:42 PM So how's The Kid doing today? And did Kendall get his Bat Nuts for comparison? Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: JennyO Date: 16 Sep 07 - 11:28 PM Hope you're feeling much better soon Jacqui. Post-op is no fun, but you're over the worst of it. I wonder how many people read that list of approved foods and spotted the joke? Shamrocks leaves without roots or soil |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Sep 07 - 11:19 PM Has anyone mentioned to US Customs that their list makes no sense? In any case, I see that Kendall can renew his supply of Bat Nuts. They must be really tiny......probably not much larger than Kendall's. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Jeri Date: 16 Sep 07 - 10:27 PM So I checked, and I was wrong: List of Approved Foods. Sorry about that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Jeri Date: 16 Sep 07 - 10:15 PM If bugs can live in/on it, it's a no-no. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 16 Sep 07 - 09:39 PM Cooked food? I thought that applied to raw stuff like that guy from Africa who brought Elephant meat in and raised hell when they took it away from him. Anyhoo, don't get arrested on my account! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Jeri Date: 16 Sep 07 - 09:24 PM I believe it's illegal, USDA/customs inspection-wise. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: TRUBRIT Date: 16 Sep 07 - 09:20 PM I'll do my best -- but Hovis is not as good as malt loaf......~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 16 Sep 07 - 09:09 PM Bring me back a loaf of Hovis bread. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: TRUBRIT Date: 16 Sep 07 - 08:52 PM Jacqui -- so glad you are doing well -- we love ya! Am off to England for a flying (literally) 8 day visit -- need any goodies????? Leaving Monday Oct 1 for a week. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: gnu Date: 16 Sep 07 - 07:11 PM Sitting up and able to take nourishment.... damn good for many of us! Take it easy, Jac... remember to moan and wince a lot when you get home, eh? ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Herga Kitty Date: 16 Sep 07 - 06:36 PM Virtual hugs from Harrow - keep getting better Jacqui! Kitty |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: fat B****rd Date: 16 Sep 07 - 02:53 PM Keep getting better, Jacqui. ATB from Charlie |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: SINSULL Date: 16 Sep 07 - 02:46 PM Update: Jacqui is walking a bit and sitting up a bit more. It wears her out but that is t be expected. She hopes to go home tomorrow. We'll see. Meantime she is doing well. SINS |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 16 Sep 07 - 12:35 PM Up yours, Spaw, I don't like liverwurst. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Maryrrf Date: 16 Sep 07 - 11:35 AM Glad to hear Jacqui is recuperating well! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Sep 07 - 10:32 AM Seamus is with me and fine. I gave him liverwurst with his kibble and now he is sighing and farting happily. The cats find him revolting. .........Much the same could have been said about Kendall. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: SINSULL Date: 16 Sep 07 - 09:58 AM Kendall! CELLAR! Did I mention that Jacqui was watching Return To Witch Mountain with the sound off yeaterday? Says it all. She is now in a regular room and off the Lidocaine. Her Ladyship is complaining about a noisy neighbor who interrupted her sleep last night - a sure sign of recovery. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 16 Sep 07 - 06:54 AM Mick, she had a hernia operation. Guess she wasn't kidding when I yelled, "Put your back into it"! My bad. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Sep 07 - 05:15 AM Where would he have learned tricks like that Sins? G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: SINSULL Date: 15 Sep 07 - 10:54 PM Seamus is with me and fine. I gave him liverwurst with his kibble and now he is sighing and farting happily. The cats find him revolting. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Big Mick Date: 15 Sep 07 - 10:47 PM What the hell is this all about?????? I am away and obviously missed something!! Jacqui, I am not sure what the operation was for, but take the damn meds, woman. I know it takes a certain amount of pigheadedness to live with that ornery, wrinkled ass, old salt, but this should not extend (shut up, Spaw!!) to your meds. They help you heal, as has been pointed out here. Don't make me come over there. Kendall ..... someone had to take care of the dog???? Who you trying to shit here???? Love ya, woman. Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: SINSULL Date: 15 Sep 07 - 10:16 PM Kendall - all the cookies? I know for a fact that Jacqui left you a refrigerator full of nutricious food and a gift card to Hannaford's. Orange water ice is sugared water with orange flavoring frozen. I would have preferred the raspberry but Jacqui was grateful for whatever came her way. She has all male nurses looking to her every need - go figure. I had Nurse Ratched who threatened to make me spend the night in my soiled gown when I vomited in my sleep. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: kendall Date: 15 Sep 07 - 09:52 PM Jacqui hopes they will let her have her lap top so she can keep up with the goings on in the forum. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jacqui's operation From: Alba Date: 15 Sep 07 - 09:01 PM Glad all is going along as it should You mentioned "the chaplain who came to check in on her immortal soul" Sins. Now would that be Holyistik Medicine ? Katlaughing has asked me to pass on her warmest Wishes for a steady recovery to Kendall and she hopes Jacqui gets better by the minute and sends her Love and healing thoughts..*smile* Loads of Love fae me too, Jude |