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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:35 PM You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease. - - - John Montague (to John Wilkes) That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress. - - - John Wilkes, in reply |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:24 PM Man, what a gift that man had for the verbal shaft! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: bobad Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:14 PM "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend...if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in reply |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:09 PM "You are drunk." Yes, madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow I'll be sober." |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Georgiansilver Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:06 PM When Lady Astor insulted Sir Winston Churchill by telling him "Mr Churchill, if you were my husband I would poison your drink"....he replied with "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it"! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 05 Mar 08 - 11:52 AM Youse are all FLIPPED, eh? I flippin' pity youse cos ya have to see yer flippin' stoopid faces in the flippin' mirrer every morning! Ha! Ha! Youse are totally flippin' pathettic. If youse were my dog I would have to flippin' put you down. It would be a flippin' mercy killing, eh? - Shane |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Bryn Pugh Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:57 AM I will kick your arse so hard it will end up square. You may then shit bricks, build a wall and hide behind it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: GUEST,Peeler Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:11 AM Having seen what Kershaw got for 2 insulting texts and 2 insulting voicemails (6 months), there must be some here that will be up for a 30 year stretch when the Isle of Man courts give this place the once-over. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:10 AM May you die screaming. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: GUEST,Beetle Bailey Date: 05 Mar 08 - 10:09 AM I hear the County had to forcibly sterilize your little sister. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: MaineDog Date: 05 Mar 08 - 09:03 AM Go Thou and Insult Thyself |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Charley Noble Date: 05 Mar 08 - 08:38 AM Here's a classic from when Jack London was working with the International Workers of the World: By Jack London (1876-1916) The Scab After God had finished the rattlesnake, the toad, and the vampire, he had some awful substance left with which he made a scab. A scab is a two-legged animal with a corkscrew soul, a water brain, a combination backbone of jelly and glue. Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles. When a scab comes down the street, men turn their backs and angels weep in heaven, and the devil shuts the gates of hell to keep him out. No man (or woman) has a right to scab so long as there is a pool of water to drown his carcass in, or a rope long enough to hang his body with. Judas was a gentleman compared with a scab. For betraying his master, he had character enough to hang himself. A scab has not. Esau sold his birthright for a mess of pottage. Judas sold his Savior for thirty pieces of silver. Benedict Arnold sold his country for a promise of a commission in the British army. The scab sells his birthright, country, his wife, his children and his fellowmen for an unfulfilled promise from his employer. Esau was a traitor to himself; Judas was a traitor to his God; Benedict Arnold was a traitor to his country. A scab is a traitor to his God, his country, his family and his class. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Rapparee Date: 05 Mar 08 - 08:33 AM Poxy lickspittle, green-gilled, with a tongue browned from pleasuring your betters! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Georgiansilver Date: 05 Mar 08 - 07:03 AM May you be compelled to run in ever decreasing circles until you vanish up your own .... You fat, ugly wart, you great spawny eyed, parrot faced wazzock. (Thanks to Tony Capstick for that) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Bryn Pugh Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:05 AM May thirteen chemists' shops be emptied for you. May you die roaring without a priest (that one is from my maternal grandmother). I hope your arsehole heals up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: freda underhill Date: 05 Mar 08 - 03:29 AM Ivor, these drongos wouldn't know a good insult if it bit them on the outside track. If you're horizontally persuaded, let them think you're dead as a maggot, these legitimate exquisites wouldn't know if you'd hit the sack or had a Jungian invasion. freda |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: autolycus Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:43 AM You lot would start to get a tad funny AFTER I'd gone to bed - cowards snorin' buffalo |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Rapparee Date: 04 Mar 08 - 10:18 PM When you're dead and 'neath the sod And your soul in not entwined with God, A thousand goats will find it bliss To wash away your grave with p.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Joe_F Date: 04 Mar 08 - 09:20 PM Posterity will ne'er survey A nobler grave than this: Here lies the bones of Castlereigh: Stop, traveler, ---- (Byron) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Gurney Date: 04 Mar 08 - 09:06 PM I'm much, much too nice to join in this thread! Besides, there's not one of you worth the price of the powder to blow you to hell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: frogprince Date: 04 Mar 08 - 09:06 PM Did your parents have any children that lived? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 04 Mar 08 - 07:43 PM "battle of wis" Pissin' contest? (Sorry, buddy, too good to let go.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Amos Date: 04 Mar 08 - 07:41 PM I refuse to engage in a battle of wis with an unarmed opponent.... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:40 PM Another quarter wit, and you'll be a half wit. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Rapparee Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:38 PM Drop your pants and as you point your nether region at someone simply say, "Here's a moon for the misbegotten!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: artbrooks Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:33 PM Tzaltz vaksn viet tsibelin mitn kopf in drerd! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:26 PM Who? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Lonesome EJ Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:25 PM I vote we change the thread name to "A Thread for Insulting Ivor". |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:22 PM Quit your damned whining! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Lonesome EJ Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:18 PM Ivor, you slimey malcontent, go to bed. Even though you probably snore like a wounded Cape Buffalo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: autolycus Date: 04 Mar 08 - 04:40 PM RAFLMHO. not. Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Rapparee Date: 04 Mar 08 - 04:05 PM If you think you're anything at all you're sadly, sadly, sad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: autolycus Date: 04 Mar 08 - 04:03 PM That's right - pock on someone with half your inrelligence why don't you. (Shurely shome mishtake? ed.) Ivor (who was going to bed,but this is more fun than fun, toying with this , for want of a better word, mustard) Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:45 PM Cyanoacrylate to you too mate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:45 PM Aww, just go glue yer lips shut! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:44 PM Now Ivor's on about epoxy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:44 PM Anything under 99 years hard labour, is too short for some people. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: autolycus Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:42 PM A pox on you all for thinking diffently from me. I haven't, of course, read this crummy thread. Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:41 PM "Does your employer know that short sentences confuse you? " That's not nice to say stuff like that about wearing shorts. I often wear shorts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Big Mick Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:32 PM Curse of Cromwell on you! literally may your arse turn into a water tap below you. may your ass being hair bound (leaving you unable to defecate) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Bill D Date: 04 Mar 08 - 02:57 PM My wife knows everything about me she needs to. ☺ and besides, I said IT dates ME. Does your employer know that short sentences confuse you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Mar 08 - 02:40 PM Yes, she read his palm! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 04 Mar 08 - 02:07 PM "You're so worthless, a Shmoo wouldn't die for you. (yeah, it dates me) " Does your wife know you're dating? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Bill D Date: 04 Mar 08 - 02:05 PM You're so worthless, a Shmoo wouldn't die for you. (yeah, it dates me) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 04 Mar 08 - 02:01 PM Why is everyone talking in tongues? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Amos Date: 04 Mar 08 - 01:53 PM Ach, Meg, me braw an' bonnie, had ye but doon yer haumwerk ye'd understand it all mich better. It's a muckle of bad remarks I've made, and that is the truth. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Megan L Date: 04 Mar 08 - 01:10 PM Amos m'dear last time i saw that mutch hot air in wan place it wis powerin a bloon jings an here wis me thought we hidny met afore ;) heads for door |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Mar 08 - 01:08 PM You have the right sort of face for radio, and a voice to die from. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Amos Date: 04 Mar 08 - 01:07 PM I hereby declare all insulting remarks hitherto placed in the Mother of All BS Threads by myself to be included here by reference, and removed from the MOAB therewith. Researchers, please note. The actual text of thos einsults thus transferred by this fiat and decree may be found in earlier issues of the MOAB. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other From: Peace Date: 04 Mar 08 - 12:41 PM Gag me with a spoon you do. |
