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Subject: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: curmudgeon Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:11 AM Happy fuckin' birthday, you old fart - Tom |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: curmudgeon Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:12 AM Maybe wav will write you a nativity sonnet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:25 AM Anything other than a sonnet would be nice. Oh yes and BTW PHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP to you Pat. And many of them. There is an old Scot's wish 'Lang may yer lum reek', but for you I will alter it to suit. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Micca Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:29 AM Many Happys to you Spaw may your saggy bottom never reach the ground!! PS any news of Cletus and the Reg boys? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:38 AM Happy, happy birthday from North Yorkshire. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Amos Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:39 AM Well, fact o' the case is that they are out workin' a conspiracy to celebrate Spaw's burfday. I will leave it to Spaw to reveal the grimy details as it unfolds in actuality, but the plan sure sounded exciting. They tried to recruit me, but I declined, having been made aware (through Spaw's rich reports) how often the Reg boy plans gang agley. And when that ugly gang gangs agley, you know you've been ganged proper. Anyway, y'old fart, fuck you and have a wonderful day. What are ya now, eighty? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM Rock on , Flipface! You are the only flippin' guy around that is a bigger flippin' disgrace than me. I hate to even admit that, but it is true. I am glad you are not flippin' in Canada, eh, cos it would flippin' cramp my style if you was, know'm sayin'? I got an image to mantane. - Shane |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Megan L Date: 08 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM AWRA best frae Dauvitt and his Meg |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: bobad Date: 08 Jun 08 - 12:03 PM Press the button for your birthday surprise. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Peace Date: 08 Jun 08 - 12:29 PM "Money's short And times are hard, So here's your fu#kin' Birthday card." Yer friend, Eddie the Knife |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: SINSULL Date: 08 Jun 08 - 01:19 PM I cleaned out my basement and have a gross of singing dancing jumping things for Tristan. What's your address again????? Happy Birthday! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Jun 08 - 01:32 PM Fuck you and your birthday, asshole! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jun 08 - 01:33 PM There once was a fella named Spaw Who ate all his goodies quite raw nah.... Spaw, who comes from Ohio, hell, what rhymes with "Ohio?" "me boy-o"? Forget it. You ain't getting a rhyme. I'll hoist one or more to ya at the Legion Hovel instead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: gnu Date: 08 Jun 08 - 01:46 PM A gross of presents for Tristan? But, nothing gross for Spaw on his 59th birthday? Well... a round of Turkey Turd Beers to chase down some Jello Shots oughta do. If that ain't enough, wait until Mick shows up with a Birthday Thong. Happy Birthday to one of the finest gentlemen it has ever been my pleasure to have been told to fuck off by... sniff... brings a tear to me eye. Garygnu |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jun 08 - 01:59 PM That whiff of Spaw's makes everybody's eyes water g. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Cats Date: 08 Jun 08 - 02:01 PM Happy Birthday. Have a good one and I'll be raising a glass to you. Catsxx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Peace Date: 08 Jun 08 - 02:31 PM "Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Bee-dubya-ell - PM Date: 08 Jun 08 - 01:32 PM Fuck you and your birthday, asshole! " That man has a way with words . . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: gnu Date: 08 Jun 08 - 02:40 PM And sincere sediment, Peace. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Jeri Date: 08 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM Hello Joe, here we go, I'm gonna try-o Cuz there ain't no presents Catspaw wants we can buy-o Write a song with language strong, me-o my-o For that sunovabitch residing in Ohio (Please feel free to continue.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: curmudgeon Date: 08 Jun 08 - 03:08 PM Me oh my, mooseturd pie, chicken feet -o Haggis thick, spotted dick, that's so neat -o Whisky, beer, gin and wine from Doctor Dye-o Spaw can eat and drink his fill in Ohio. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jun 08 - 03:17 PM He's passed forty but not farty, have a party He's past caring not past Karen, what a smartie Time to go, time to blow, what a gas-o But the gas, must it pass, from his ass-o |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Bat Goddess Date: 08 Jun 08 - 04:12 PM I can't compete with sentiments (or sediments) like those above... Happy B.D. anyway! Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: jacqui.c Date: 08 Jun 08 - 04:20 PM After the Lord Mayor's show................ Many happy returns Your Flatulence, but you get the returns anyway, don't you? I think that someone round here has been muckspreading the past couple of days, from the odiferous atmosphere that has wafted in when the door is open. However, the thought occurred that you might have been visiting Maine. If that was the case WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP OFF AND VISIT US!!!!!!!! Live long, die happy. xxxxxxxxx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Zen Date: 08 Jun 08 - 04:25 PM All the best Pat! Zen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: My guru always said Date: 08 Jun 08 - 04:47 PM Many Happies!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: katlaughing Date: 08 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM Heyadarlin'...you know it's been ages since I've had to blame anything on my "evil twin?" What's up with you!? Ah, well, I am SO glad you are HERE and still pissing off garg for not shuffling off the mortal coil or was it the coil in that old wreck in the garage? I can't remember. Anyhow, Peaches, Happy Birthday and you know I LOVE you!! luvyakat (Well I had to say it, twice!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Art Thieme Date: 08 Jun 08 - 06:07 PM Yes, Pat, have many more! We need you here to keep the levity level elevated!! This world we are in demands it. Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Bobert Date: 08 Jun 08 - 06:11 PM Well, gol danged... There ain't no other ways to use the word fuck... They have been taken... Hmmmmmm??? What do do??? Awwwwww, fuck if I know??? BTW, spawzer, hope it was a good 'un and if it weren't, fuck it, there's always next year... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Janie Date: 08 Jun 08 - 06:36 PM I'm fresh out of fart jokes fer ya', but my 14 year old just offered to light one in honor of your birthday! And may you have many, many more! Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Dave Swan Date: 08 Jun 08 - 07:21 PM Ya know, Art, the levity level is the only thing he can elevate any more. Many Happy Returns of the Day, my friend. As a partner in LFPS, Layabouts for Hire, you are hereby granted the day off, which means you have to work your ass off on your b'day. It's a bitch, but it's only once a year. Cheers, D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Bill D Date: 08 Jun 08 - 09:27 PM ummmm...gee. All the good sentiments have been taken. So...try to stay dry and away from tornados and remember the Maine and ...uh...keep on keepin' on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Bert Date: 08 Jun 08 - 10:25 PM And lots more ov 'em y'ol fart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Lyrical Lady Date: 08 Jun 08 - 10:45 PM Happy Birthday Pat! Hope this will be a great year! I think this the 8th year in row that I've had the pleasure of wishing you Many Happy Returns of the day! Barb |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Art Thieme Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:00 AM Remember, because of farts, life is a gas. Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:32 AM And I end the day reading these, uh, hmmmm........these, uh,........tributes.....yeah, that'll do...........these tributes and personal greetings from all of you Moving into a bit of reality...........It was a nice day. we had a great meal of shark, shrimp, scallops, and clams, which was a major pigout for all. I asked the rest of the family what they wanted for my birthday dinner and that was it.....they know what the old man really wants. And for the past two weeks the family has included Michael......at home and doing great........at least for now. We're all working hard to keep things together and so is Mike at this point. Its been a long and tough year with highs and lows and much crying and sadness but we've worked our way to this point and maybe we can keep working through it all one day at a time. We've had some fantastic people with us along the way and they all feel the possibilities are good. He's pretty much just "teen-ager" at the moment, albeit goth and emo, but still pretty normal in many ways. We are certainly one helluva' lot further along then we were and he is soooooooo much better......a different kid in many ways. We'll take the future as it comes. Which leaves me wanting to tell you how important and vital and supportive you have been. Many on this thread have been in regular communication and sending us their best thoughts and prayers and whatever else is to be had. I've been here 10 years and I can't begin to list all the many times that folks here have been there when we needed them........and I have had more than a fair share of need. Karen and I both want to thank you for all you've done these many years but especially in this past one......the roughest of our lives. I haven't been on as much this past year but perhaps I'll be on a bit more down the road. Then again, can Walky take more of me than he already has? Thanks for being here............ Much Love Pat, aka, nastyass ol' Spaw(;<)) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: alanabit Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:38 AM Happy Birthday Spaw! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: katlaughing Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:39 AM Ah, sich a nice young'un when ya wanna be.:-) Good news is always welcome. Goodonya all! luvyakat |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Big Mick Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:42 AM You friggin' prick!! Of all the lowdown, two bit, half assed things you could do, and you go nice???????????? I waited all this damn time so's I could blast you when you responded, bit my tongue, squeezed my privates, and hung back and YOU GO NICE???????? How the hell do I deal with this??? A whole weekend of holding back, laying in the damn weeds, and you do this. Bastard..... But in the meantime, Happy Birthday, buddy. It does my heart good to know that you are staying the path, doing what must be done, and holding each other tight. Your family, as always, are in my prayers. May you be around a very long time. I may never recover from this. Love, Mick |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Amos Date: 09 Jun 08 - 01:19 AM And so damn good at both ends of the spectrum, too. What an unfair world. LH is just chewing nails at this ridiculous demonstration of emotional ambidexterity. LOL!!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: kendall Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:10 AM Change is inevitable...resistance is also inevitable. Well, I don't like change, so bring back Spaw you simpering pansy! Oh yeah...happy birthday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: skarpi Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:05 AM hhhhaaapppyyyy birthday sppaaww sooorrrry just little quake Þ>) ATB Skarpi |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: George Papavgeris Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:55 AM Ya soppy bugger, Spaw - happy barfday! And your present is the award of an honorary degree: Doctor of Scatology! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: topical tom Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:42 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: GUEST,Ron Stevens Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:19 PM Art - I happened upon this site by accident and discovered you here. I wonder if you remember me from the Quiet Knight days, during 1971-72 when I held the inflated title of "manager." I left to work for Michael Cooney and the Newport Folk Foundation's "Traveling Folk Festivals" (a short-lived, if noble venture). Ron Stevens |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:48 PM Actually, Amos, what I am chewing my nails over is that Youtube video where Winona Ryder is having sex with that smartass little wooden dummy. You know the one I mean? How can she care that much about him? Okay, he's really hard, I'm sure...but that's not everything! He's obviously a major @$$hole and he's only about 2 and half feet tall! I just don't know if I can handle it. Are they serious? Or was it just a passing fling? There are many sleepless nights ahead here for me, I can assure you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Peace Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:50 PM I thought I'd posted the following, but I guess not. I have messaged Art and let him know about Ron's post (two up). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Susan A-R Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:31 PM Happy Birthday Spaw! So glad you are still having them, still mixing the heart with the fart. Love you. Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: GUEST,Russ Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:52 PM Birthdays suck, but happy bday anyway. Glad you're still taking nourishment and perusing the cat. Russ (Permanent GUEST and old Fart) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Mrrzy Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:15 PM Many happy returds of the day, dearie! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:36 PM Wow, you are four months older'n me. That explains yer greater level of wisdom and maturity, I spose! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Art Thieme Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:19 AM Art here: Well, the storms here recently hit our phone company hard and I haven't been able to dial up to get on line for two days. Peace, your P.M. confused me. I just answered it thinking Ron Stevens was actually you all this time we've both been posting here at Mudcat. Anyhow, Ron, I just sent a personal message back to Peace thinking it was you I was talking to. Ron, ---- sure I remember you. I tie you in, for some reason, with Art Rosenbaum. Maybe it was the time in the 1970s we brought Art Rosenbaum in to do a benefit with a bunch of us on the show---for Sing Out! magazine. As I recall it, Phil Ochs was on the show too---and Malvena Reynolds; and Marjorie Guthrie was there too for some reason. George Robinson was the manager of the Quiet Knight either before or after you were in that position. Mike Urschel was there then also. I recently saw Richard Harding at the Memorial gathering for Fred Holstein a while back--at the Old Town School Of Fake Music. It is real strange but the best reunions lately all take place at the wakes for friends.------ I remember, also, you having quite strong opinions on folk music---ones I generally shared too--but you seemed angrier than I was... Still, here at Mudcat I get called a "Folk Nazi" sometimes for saying like it was in our times. As a result, I am here less and less now.---- And you were married to Judy, right?! A lovely girl! Nice to be sort of in touch. Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey, Spaw!! From: Art Thieme Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:23 AM Oh, once again, Happy Birthday Spaw!! Sorry for creeping your good thread. Art |
