Subject: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Phil Edwards Date: 08 Jul 08 - 04:27 AM It just occurred to me that things would have been very different if the outlandish knight had been a bit brighter, or else not had such good manners. "Well, maybe not, but it's not exactly fitting that I'm killing you in the first place, is it? Go on, get 'em off." |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Paul Burke Date: 08 Jul 08 - 04:35 AM He was only outlandish once she'd chucked him off the cliff. He was inlandish up to that point. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Jul 08 - 04:45 AM What about if that sea captain hadn't been so stubborn about setting sail on Christmas day? Or in that gale, no matter how fine and pleasant it was? LTS |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: GUEST,Joe Date: 08 Jul 08 - 04:48 AM What if John Barleycorn was attacked by a parasitic fungus? |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: fat B****rd Date: 08 Jul 08 - 05:12 AM What if the banjo player eluded the irate band of music lovers.... |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Jack Blandiver Date: 08 Jul 08 - 05:18 AM What if Lucy Wan had been on the pill? |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Sailor Ron Date: 08 Jul 08 - 05:21 AM Or is Lady Arland's page couldn't swim! |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 08 Jul 08 - 06:37 AM Or if Janet in Tam Lim didn't believe in fairies. Or if the page in Little Musgrave had decided it would be much more fun to just watch through the keyhole. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 08 Jul 08 - 06:42 AM And woe be to the little footpage And an ill death may he die For he's put his eye to the keyhole As his hand into his fly |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Jack Blandiver Date: 08 Jul 08 - 06:54 AM Or if the page in Little Musgrave had decided it would be much more fun to just watch through the keyhole Then it would have been Child #27 rather than Child #81! |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 08 Jul 08 - 06:56 AM And if Sir Patrick Spens had had any bottle… The first line that Sir Patrick read A loud, loud laugh left him He screwed the letter in a ball And chucked it in the bin "Oh who is this has done this deed And told the King of me If he thinks I'm sailing this time of year He's off his bloody tree." |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:21 AM Hey, this is fun! Oh Polly, lovely Polly the rout has now begun And I must go a marching to the beating of the drum Go dress yourself all in your best and come along with me I'll take you to the wars, my love, in High Germany. Alright, just give me minute to put my face on. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: pavane Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:36 AM Perhaps all these DID happen - but there wouldn't have been a song about them. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:39 AM What if Barbara Ellen had opted for a night in with a pizza and a copy of 'Cosmo'? LTS |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:41 AM Tom Pierce, Tom Pierce, lend me thy gray mare... NO! Sod off. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: A Wandering Minstrel Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:56 AM or One morning in May at the dawn of the day I pulled a sickie and in bed I did stay. (thereby avoiding the paternity suit) |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: GUEST,SqueezeMe Date: 08 Jul 08 - 10:51 AM Oh Polly, lovely Polly the rout has now begun And I must go a marching to the beating of the drum Go dress yourself all in your best and come along with me I'll take you to the wars, my love, in High Germany. In these shoes? (Apologies to the late Kirsty McColl) |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:00 AM As I walked out one May morning… …it was peeing down so I went in again. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Severn Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:09 AM I always used the "NO!" with "Children Go Where I Send Thee". More realistic, somehow..... |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: GUEST,Joe Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:10 AM I think it's very unkind of you to ask of me to sing... ...so I'm going to play my Banjo instead |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: GUEST,SqueezeMe Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:13 AM If the letter of Marque from the King had been lost in the mail, there might have been one less legless fisherman on a Halifax pier.... |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Paul Burke Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:17 AM Did she always return? Yes, she always returned, Her fate, it has often been learned, Though for years and years she tried to leave the harbour The ship she always returned. .... They found him in the pub with his hand on a bottle And tucking into pie and mushy peas.... |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:46 AM When first I came to Louisville My fortune there to find I fell in with some gay young men Who fondled my behind.... Down in the West Texas Town of El Paso I took one look and around left on the next train. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Lord Batman's Kitchener Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:52 AM What if 1954 had never happened? |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 08 - 11:52 AM You may sing and boast and talk about your Fenians and your clans And how the boys from County Cork beat up the Black and Tans, But I know a little codger who came out without a scar Since he lived in Kansas City and he never went to war. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Linda Kelly Date: 08 Jul 08 - 05:39 PM and then there was the poetry In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a mighty pleasure dome decree The entrance fee was 2 pounds eight But once inside the drinks were free. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Kent Davis Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:38 PM GET UP AND BAR THE DOOR (WEST VIRGINIA VERSION) verse 4 Three robbers came along the way, They walked right up and were shot dead. (song ends) Kent |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 08 Jul 08 - 07:51 PM What if that page HADN'T had a duplicate key? Nonny, nonny.. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 08 - 08:51 PM I am a weaver, I live all alone. End of song. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 08 - 10:03 PM What if the Provost had said to his men, "Saddle your horses, we're hanging Dundee!"??? |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Skivee Date: 08 Jul 08 - 10:44 PM I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Don't bother going. There's not much there but sand. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: GUEST,SqueezeMe Date: 09 Jul 08 - 12:06 AM What if Spencer the Rover had joined the Boys' Brigade instead? |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: A Wandering Minstrel Date: 09 Jul 08 - 08:09 AM isn't this fun? I would have gone to Sammy's Bar But the last boat had left or even Hangman, hangman stay your hand, and wait wi' me a while for I think I see my own true love.... No, sorry, it's somebody else. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: GUEST,Bob L Date: 09 Jul 08 - 08:14 AM ...I'd never sit down with travellers who drank red wine with fish... |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 09 Jul 08 - 08:25 AM It was late that night when the Lord came in, Enquiring for his Lady-o And the servant girl said she's just popped out, To buy pegs from the Raggle Taggle Gypsy-o Love this thread! |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 09 Jul 08 - 08:29 AM And where would folk music be in Radcliffe Highway had never been built? |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Dave the Gnome Date: 09 Jul 08 - 08:45 AM Oh Polycell, oh Polycell The grouting's now begun... As I was a walking, a rambling one day I spied a yourng couple, so sweet did they stray One was a young man, a brave grenadier The other was a sailor, I think they were queer... And of course the classic blues song I didn't wake up this mornin... Good game, good game :D |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 09 Jul 08 - 08:49 AM Dave LOL! Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Dodgems, waltzers, candyfloss and spivs. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Bryn Pugh Date: 09 Jul 08 - 10:40 AM Are you going to Scarborough Fair ? No. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Bryn Pugh Date: 09 Jul 08 - 10:42 AM Will ye gang tae the Hielan's, Leezie Lyndsay ? You must be f*cking joking, pal ! |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Bryn Pugh Date: 09 Jul 08 - 10:43 AM Oh, the shearing's not for you, my bonny lassie, O Oh ? Says who ? I'll get me phillabeg . . . |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 09 Jul 08 - 10:44 AM Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Don't be stupid, there hasn't been a fair in Scarborough for two hundred years |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 09 Jul 08 - 11:16 AM Speed bonnie boat like a bird on the wing Onward the sailors cry But it's much quicker to get in the car And drive over the bridge to Skye |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Michael Date: 09 Jul 08 - 11:54 AM For UK 'catters:_ Oh the Shearing's not for you, bonny lassie o. Thats Ok I'm going with Hoseason's Mike |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 09 Jul 08 - 12:02 PM Where have you been Lord Randall my son? At me local for a pint and some crisps. |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: theleveller Date: 09 Jul 08 - 12:14 PM One misty moisty morning as I strode o'er the heather I came upon and old man who was dressed all up in leather He was dressed all up in leather, with a strap beneath his chin And rode a Harley Davidson that made an awful din |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Folknacious Date: 09 Jul 08 - 12:53 PM Well I'll sing you a song about the Old 49 Fastest engine on the Sante Fe Line On the 14th of April she made a desperate dash And she got there on time and she did not crash. (From Shel Silverstein's "Inside Folk Songs", 1962 . . . It's the track before the memorable "Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh" . . . |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Snuffy Date: 09 Jul 08 - 01:01 PM Oh where are our dear mothers? Oh where are our dear mothers? Oh where are our dear mothers? Day is a-breaking in my soul They've gone to Walmart, shoopping .... |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Michael Date: 09 Jul 08 - 02:46 PM Oh what's the matter with you my love? And where's your darling's willie? That Bobbit woman has chopped it off And now he looks so silly. Mike |
Subject: RE: The Nice But Dim Knight From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jul 08 - 03:11 PM It's old, but Slack your rope, hangman, oh slack for a while I think I see ARWK!! |
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