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BS: Secret Santa messages 2009

GUEST,My Guru always said -- Her Santa 17 Nov 09 - 03:24 PM
GUEST,Severn's serendipitously poised SS 17 Nov 09 - 03:29 PM
maeve 17 Nov 09 - 03:46 PM
maeve 17 Nov 09 - 03:58 PM
Barb'ry 17 Nov 09 - 05:44 PM
GUEST,BBBS 17 Nov 09 - 07:25 PM
GUEST,artbrooks EvilSanta ! 17 Nov 09 - 07:29 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Nov 09 - 07:47 PM
artbrooks 17 Nov 09 - 11:43 PM
Anne Lister 18 Nov 09 - 02:38 AM
Barb'ry 18 Nov 09 - 03:03 AM
Catherine Jayne 18 Nov 09 - 04:21 AM
GUEST,Maeve's Secret Santa 18 Nov 09 - 04:30 AM
maeve 18 Nov 09 - 06:24 AM
GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's SS 18 Nov 09 - 08:29 AM
Liz the Squeak 18 Nov 09 - 09:09 AM
Ed T 18 Nov 09 - 09:33 AM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 18 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM
GUEST,Eye Lander to SS 18 Nov 09 - 10:26 AM
GUEST,Animaterra's Appointed Santa 18 Nov 09 - 11:34 AM
Barb'ry 18 Nov 09 - 12:16 PM
GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa 18 Nov 09 - 12:38 PM
Joybell 18 Nov 09 - 03:44 PM
My guru always said 18 Nov 09 - 04:20 PM
Hollowfox 18 Nov 09 - 04:28 PM
jacqui.c 18 Nov 09 - 05:31 PM
Ed T 18 Nov 09 - 05:51 PM
Hawker 18 Nov 09 - 06:32 PM
Sandra in Sydney 18 Nov 09 - 06:34 PM
GUEST,The jacqui.c wacqui See-yanta 18 Nov 09 - 06:37 PM
Liz the Squeak 18 Nov 09 - 06:48 PM
JennieG 18 Nov 09 - 06:59 PM
GUEST,Nancy King's Secretive SS 18 Nov 09 - 07:19 PM
Nancy King 18 Nov 09 - 11:22 PM
Anne Lister 19 Nov 09 - 03:37 AM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 19 Nov 09 - 07:17 AM
jacqui.c 19 Nov 09 - 01:15 PM
GUEST,Santa calling Mrs Cobble 19 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM
GUEST,Flautist Sara's Trial & Errah Present Bearah 19 Nov 09 - 02:34 PM
Becca72 19 Nov 09 - 03:39 PM
GUEST,My Guru always said -- Her Special Santa 19 Nov 09 - 05:29 PM
Mrs Cobble 19 Nov 09 - 07:14 PM
Desert Dancer 19 Nov 09 - 11:56 PM
GUEST,the workshop of Anne Lister's SS 20 Nov 09 - 12:26 AM
Anne Lister 20 Nov 09 - 03:40 AM
GUEST,Desert Dancer and Astro's supreme santa 20 Nov 09 - 04:42 AM
GUEST,jacqui.c's wacqui Seezianta 20 Nov 09 - 09:53 AM
Hawker 20 Nov 09 - 09:58 AM
SharonA 20 Nov 09 - 10:05 AM
Tig 20 Nov 09 - 10:11 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,My Guru always said -- Her Santa
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:24 PM

Well it's into the bin with the Pink Fruit.
*sigh*
And here was I thinking, "What an excellent collection of gifts I have for my special Santee this year!"
Hmmm -- Well now -- How to send a Secret Garden -- secretly -- up-hill all the way to your home.
Do not be troubled. This will be fun.
Kindly Santa of the Magic Type to the Magic One.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Severn's serendipitously poised SS
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:29 PM

Goodness me, what a lot of questions!

I think for the time being at least I will remain ambiguous as to my gender, and all I'll say about the continence question is that it will be a long distance journey to reach you, involving refuelling the reindeer along the way and possibly some comfort stops for me.

You are kind to ask about refreshments. For myself, a piece of chocolate cake accompanied by a decent drop of Scotch (or indeed Irish) spirituous liqueur. The reindeer will be happy with the traditional carrots, while the elves (I anticipate having a few with me)are omniverous and greedy and have been known to consume vast amounts of chocolate (although their preference is for the Belgian kind).

Now you really must excuse me as it's a particularly busy time of year ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: maeve
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:46 PM

Dear Batty's Batty, Baffled Santa :

Put on your spectacles and take a peek here. Batty has indeed given you much information already.
Batty's Hints Here

Check the post at 11 Nov 09 - 08:53 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: maeve
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:58 PM

It appears that my recent post and this one may no longer be needed...if a kind person would erase 'em both, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Barb'ry
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 05:44 PM

I ddon't hhave a sssantaaaahhhh.... sob


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,BBBS
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 07:25 PM

Sweet Maeve, as of my first post, Batty had not yet posted her hints. Her hints may not save her now, either. Hee hee hee.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,artbrooks EvilSanta !
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 07:29 PM

This should teach you to be firat with the hints ! You've got ME for a Santa ! I would suggest a level of mild Concern to start with .


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 07:47 PM

Yes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: artbrooks
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 11:43 PM

Oh dear. I yam concerned. A-ha...I laugh at adversity. Heh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Anne Lister
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 02:38 AM

Barb'ry - I haven't heard from mine so far, either. Shall we form a support group?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Barb'ry
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 03:03 AM

Anne - support group with blankets and coffee... and just a little bit of chocolate when the going gets really bad! I'm in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:21 AM

Hello Santa!

Yep 3 kids under 3 and yes they love to drum...they already have one each! I don't mind it but I think the neighbours have noticed!!! *G*


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Maeve's Secret Santa
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:30 AM

You will be pleased to know that the Christmas Robins have told me that you have been a very good girl this year and deserve something very nice at Christmas. Mary Christmas and I have been on the look out and have found some little things we think you might like. Rudolf has offered to help wrap the presents but he is not really that good although we will let him help. If you find a wobbly wrapped present under your tree you will know who has wrapped it.
Santa xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: maeve
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:24 AM

Thank you very much, Santa. I'd be delighted to receive a wobbly, Rudolf-wrapped little gift. He and the other reindeer will enjoy some of our homegrown apples and carrots.

I am as yet undecided whether you and the delightful Mary Christmas would prefer applejack with some apple pie and sharp cheddar or hot chocolate with shortbread for your snack. A ham sandwich on homemade bread? A glass of Sheepscot ale? Hmmm. I must have a chat with wee robin.

Trying hard to be good...friends here say I'm quite trying.

maeve,


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's SS
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 08:29 AM

You've been Santa'd! When I read your wishlist, I thought,"Piece o' cake!" Then I started reading your posts this past year and saw that you already have the Utah Phillips double cd. Hmmm. We'll just have to dig a little deeper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 09:09 AM

Barb'ry - you do have a secret santa - you need to post some hints so they can know where best to send the penguins.

Anne - your Santa is too busy playing Bejewelled and trying to beat my score.... or something like that...

Art - be afraid.... be VERY afraid!

I am better now than I have been for some time, although I still cough like a seal... so no bears for me!

SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 09:33 AM

Anyone sending christmas gifts to mudcatters in prison....John Prine suggests in a song that "pistols carved out of wood", makes a well appriciated gift.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM

...santa?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Eye Lander to SS
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 10:26 AM

Is there anybody there?

sob sob sniff


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Animaterra's Appointed Santa
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:34 AM

I've been busy collecting little gifties for you, my dear. I see you were a good girl and posted some hints for me.
Dark Chocolate, you say? Watch that mailbox.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Barb'ry
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 12:16 PM

I have posted my hints, Liz! 8th of September - I was very eager!! And I've checked that they are still there and not mixed up in the ether!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 12:38 PM

A surprise, you ask, for your Christmas cheer,
A surprise, you ask, and your Santa does hear!
From the North Pole to Aussie-land is a loooong way,
But your gift will be coming, on Christmas Day!

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen!
On Comet! On Cu... what? Yes, we are going to Australia.
Ahem.
On Comet! On Cu... Yes, that is very far from the North Pole.
Harum.
On Comet! On Cu... Yes, Cupid, it will be summer there. Very good.
Ready?
Good!
One Comet! On Cupid! On... Hey, where'd everybody go?


Your Very Own Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Joybell
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 03:44 PM

Santa??


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: My guru always said
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:20 PM

Oh Santa Dear, how lovely to hear from you but I must apologise for the waste of the pink fruit.   Are you certain that there isn't another possible victim recipient of said item?

Although our secret garden is almost at the top of a hill, our postman has it sussed as his delivery route is always downhill. I would hope that your elves will find that downhill is much easier, wouldn't want them to tire themselves out at Christmastime *grin*

Will they have far to travel?

Please don't trouble too much on my account, I'm certain that you have excellent taste!

Hil (being really good, though there's always room for a lump of coal on our log-burner)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Hollowfox
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:28 PM

Am I Santa-less? (whimper)?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 05:31 PM

Sniff........


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 05:51 PM

Got a tele call from Santa...He was looking for Quokka. Odd he would call my number.,,,what's up Sant? He said he was on his way deep down under....from the frozen North.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Hawker
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:32 PM

Hello........Santa.........are you there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:34 PM

yah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,The jacqui.c wacqui See-yanta
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:37 PM

Ho ho ho! No, no, no -- no sniffing allowed, there, young lady! I'm here. Just busy trying to get my lazy elves off their tiny elfin butts and cobble up some nice toys for you. I see you have been very good this year, very good indeed. Much better than this year has been to you, I fear! We shall see what we can do to brighten the end of it just a bit.

Git on up, there, you elves! Put that bourbon away! Break time is over. Back to work!!! Harumph humph humph.

The Jacqui C Wacqui See-yanta


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:48 PM

Hollowfox - you were assigned a Santa... can I help it if you got the strong and silent type - just as I can't help Barb'ry for getting the dim and distant type....

SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: JennieG
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:59 PM

Santa? Santa? are you there?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Nancy King's Secretive SS
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 07:19 PM

There was a fine lady named Nancy
Whose wish list was not very fancy!
Her Santa did ponder
Till his mind did wander,
Since surprises are always quite chancy...


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Nancy King
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:22 PM

But I LOVE surprises!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Anne Lister
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 03:37 AM

Thanks for the reassurance, Liz!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:17 AM

*sigh of relief*

Thanks, Santa!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 01:15 PM

I gotta Santa!!!!!

I'm not sure where you hale from Santa, but I would mention that I will be in the UK from 7th December, travelling back to the USA on 28th December. If you're USA based then my home address is the one to use but, if in the UK, ask Liz and she can let you have my daughter's address in the UK, to save some of the cost of postage.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Santa calling Mrs Cobble
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM

Hey, Mrs Cobble!

Just to let you know I'm out here and I'll notice if you're bad. Wanna update your hints?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Flautist Sara's Trial & Errah Present Bearah
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 02:34 PM

The stack grows ever higher. But even if it means the cost of the postage might relieve me of my great fortune, I'll go ahead and send it, still inside the wrapped cookie and everything.

The vigilant searching is nearing a close, at last, for things for "The Flute" to flaunt and flout.

So keep up the good behavior, or at least don't get caught, because I still CAN change my mind.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Becca72
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 03:39 PM

Hullo....Santa? Are you out there?
I've been as good as can be expected given my relations...


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,My Guru always said -- Her Special Santa
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 05:29 PM

Trouble? I love trouble. My Special Santee is worth it.
Miles and Miles and Miles and all uphill from here. Unless you turn the atlas upside down. There's the go! Why didn't I think of that before. Soooo Ah Ha! Thought you'd found me? Well now you know I don't dwell in the North Pole (and Oh Dear! I've eliminated Scotland, but no matter) So where's left you ask?
Santa -- from a Secret Garden far away in the Universe somewhere below you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:14 PM

Hello Secret Santa

I promise to be good

I promise

Mrs C


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:56 PM

Dang, I just saw the calendar and somehow it is close to Christmas...what happened...where have we been...well...secret santa just know this we are primed and ready for Christmas...now! Now where was I, oh, our hints are on the post and info is flowin....we always love to have a taste of the the folk world that our secret santa is a part of...it's exciting to us to see what others are doing in this great world we share...if not that, money will do it! Get those elves in for a bit of toweling off, and get them back to work. Chop, Chop, no time to waste now.

Desert Dancer and Astro in Los Angeles, getting ready to hang the socks and bring out the likker...it is Christmas time again!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,the workshop of Anne Lister's SS
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 12:26 AM

And lo, Anne Lister, fear not, for the elves of the North are deep in the throes of their work and even unto you shall come some surprising gifts. But, from whence come their orders and collaborators? Only the Shadow knows!

To mix a metaphor or two...


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Anne Lister
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 03:40 AM

Good grief, Santa - are you in Mordor or Earthsea?
But I'm very pleased to hear from you, wherever you are, and I will be delighted, I'm sure, to receive surprising gifts.
Are there any special dietary requirements for you, the reindeer and any accompanying elves? The house special at the moment is apple pie, but we can put together whatever is needed, I know.
And I am, of course, being good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Desert Dancer and Astro's supreme santa
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:42 AM

Well done that santee! List duly noted and notes made for the shopping elves (a little damp due to all the precipitation... 'oh the rain it is raining all the day long...') but I've bought them some rather nice wellies and they'll be grand as owt.
I notice you mentioned likker... hope that will come with some food for the travel weary - santa can't drink on an empty stomach, you know.

Be good xxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,jacqui.c's wacqui Seezianta
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 09:53 AM

What what? I hale from the North Pole, of course, silly!

Hermph hermph hermph

(But thanks for the information. I will alert Rudolph. He may want to reprogram his GPS.)

(or he may not! Ho ho, and again ho.)


The Wacqui Seeyanta of Jacqui.c


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Hawker
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 09:58 AM

:0(


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: SharonA
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 10:05 AM

Me too with the sad face. O Santa, where art thou?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Tig
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 10:11 AM

Have I got 100?

I don't know if I've a Santa yet :-(

Love and hugs
xxx


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