BS: Show us your Mail

Subject: BS: Show us your Mail
From: ichMael
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 10:56 PM

I was going to empty my deleted email folder and decided to look at some. These are emails that have been filtered out as junk by my ISP. Man, I've been missing some DEALS. Below are just a few of the thousands of "subject lines" from the emails. I didn't read any, didn't open them, never interacted with the people. Don't know how I got on their mailing lists:

Fantastic free enlargement pills for your organ
Expand your opportunities with a high school diploma
Lots of decent Russian women to choose from.
Prepare for an emergency. Get a defibrillator.
Train to become a cop today
Grow your manhood with Free trial
[no subject]
You won't believe these savings on shower heads.
Re: Re: yo mate
Unclog your arteries
I want you now, tell me reciprocate and get me!
Shoe blowout
Lucky you. Youre going to Vegas.
Re: Drive and talk without your hands
As seen on TV storage bags
Ever seen Myrtle Beach?
Stunning Flooring Options
Cheap, Affordable Luxury
Baby Formula and Diaper Samples!
Get a gas card
terpe noid cavil lings
Only you can prevent sleep apnea
Recession Proof Your Car!!
Supermodels are nothing without designers
Housekeeping is not just for the rich
Family adoption
Hey, you forgot about me?
Put Dr. in front of your name
Medical Portal !!Percocet_Vicodin!!
Get the facts on drug rehab
Don't miss these restaurant franchise opportunities.
Works Even For Threesomes - Try Free Sample
Pecker enlargement free trial here
Get a toupee. Keep your secret.
Hi sweety! Remember me?
No soft manhood
I selling rolexes for 100$ do you want one?
Emery Cat Double Offer
Huge dignity makes her happy
Re: Re: hi bud
RE: Say goodbye to shoe clutter
Want better rod-on?
Learn Languages like the CIA
It's true - this works
RE: Show them you are serious!
No carnal breakdowns 120%
Elliptical sale
Excite your pistol

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 10:57 PM

And you thought creative writing was a thing of the past. . .

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 11:11 PM

I'd like to know how to excite my pistol. Mostly it just lays there in the gun safe and doesn't get excited about much of anything. Of course, it's metal with wooden grips but geez! I'd think that something should get it excited.

Maybe it has a secret life I don't know about, maybe some sordid affair with one of the shotguns. Good thing I keep the ammo locked up elsewhere or I might end up with a Frankie & Johnny situation.

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: ichMael
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 11:14 PM

I think that pistol thing was some sexual stimulant. I couldn't find the one that promised a "rod like high noon."

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Gurney
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 11:14 PM

ichMael! the proportion of correspondence offering to enlarge your organ and improve your lovelife! Wherever did they get the idea that YOU needed that?

Strange how no-one ever offers to paint your house or even polish your car.

Someone somewhere has harvested your address and sold it to spammers.

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: ichMael
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 11:16 PM

No doubt on the spammers. Odd thing is, a lot of these I've sent to myself, according to the address of the sender. It's my own email address. I contacted my ISP and they said it was a form of hijacking and not to worry about it. But it disturbs me that my email address is being used to send out offers to excite people's pistols.

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Alice
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 11:54 PM

Here is one I just received:

Spam:*********, I was just talking about you




O RLY?

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 02:08 AM

...it's metal with wooden grips but geez..

Sounds like Rapaire's got a bionic woody or an industrial di#**!:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Allan C.
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 05:57 AM

Enlarge my organ? Although I suffer greatly from I.A.S, (Instrument Acquisition Syndrome,) I don't own an organ and wouldn't have room for one - especially a large one!

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Lox
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 06:23 AM

I'm more interested in the eliptical sale.

My imagination is stumped!

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 06:38 AM

Join the pistol club.
Their motto is, 'Drink all night, and piss till dawn'

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Dead Horse
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 07:51 AM

& fire blanks! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Mo the caller
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 06:26 PM

I just deleted one that got past my spam filter into my inbox.
From the UN.
offering compensation to victims of spam.















Well I suppose if someone caught you once, it's worth someone else having a try.

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Mar 10 - 03:50 AM

Link to Mail

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Mar 10 - 03:59 AM

I don't get anything like that!





















Have I done something to upset them?

Quack!
GtD.