BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 May 10 - 07:20 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Bobert
Date: 06 May 10 - 08:12 PM

Bad counting, leadster... Hope you do better when we play again... lol...

As fir the 6 acres??? I was kinda thinking more like, ahhhhh, 2 acres (tops) in actual garden beds and 4 mowed... The P-Vine, however, sees it more like 4 acres in beds and 2 mowed... Maybe we'll end up at 3 'n 3...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 10 - 10:31 PM

Or just let a few of the acres naturally transition back to whatever they were originally, and document the process with wonder?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 May 10 - 09:14 AM

leeneia, You're welcome.......gasp, (looks around furtively), I actually posted something that didn't generate a lynch mob!

Bobert, oh my poor Bobert, what is the world going to do with you???

Men marry women, hoping they'll NEVER change, but, alas, they do!
Women marry men, figuring that they'll CHANGE them....but they don't!

But you, Dear Sir, have been 'potty trained' and now you're doing the yard 'picking up'....Jeez!...Didn't you have kids?????
I hope she, at least, cleans up the house....or are you putting enough bleach, in the laundry??..(Bad for septic tanks..so I hear).

What next??? Listening to her for hours, go on about every nano-second of the emotional impact on her of EVERYTHING of EVERY moment, that happened to her during the day????...and what do you do??...sit there BORED to death, PRETENDING to either listen, or act interested???....while your mind is off, trying to escape, into your own thoughts???????!!!!????....and off and away. YOU ACTOR YOU!...what??...then she asks you if are you listening, and paying attention, and you fumble out some lie, and to prove it, repeat, some part of some trivia shit, she said, hoping it was close enough,(time and context wise), to get you by???...when actually you fight just to keep from dozing off...but she won't shut up long enough, for a moment, to give you peace of mind????....YOU PUSSY!!!
Tell her to get a girlfriend so prattle to...they love that shit....(its a form of bonding for women)....and can actually give you a moments peace..."Oh good, she's busy talking to 'Miss So and So'.now I have a moment to think......speaking of thinking....I wonder if I can remember the last time I got a hard on for her....if only she'd just shut up!


Now I'm picking up her damn crap, out of the yard, so I can mow it! Rather be practicing my axe, at least it attracts women, but jeez, look what happened to me with her.......I don't feel like playing, anymore! ....................................................
wonder if there is any good porn on the 'puter'......shit, I might get caught...let's see what's on Mudcat....wonder what GfS has for me.....SHIT, I DON'T KNOW WHY...YOU AIN'T LISTENING!......but I hope you at least got a smile on your face.........but then, she'll take care of that!!!!!

Oh, so loving,

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 May 10 - 09:29 AM

Thank God YOU are not married.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 May 10 - 09:42 AM

"Thank God YOU are not married."

Shut up!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 May 10 - 10:56 AM

See?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 May 10 - 11:23 AM

Ebbtide: "See?"

"See????!!!!????!!!" Half the time you're trying to figure out if I'm a male or female,...when you think I'm a male, you couple it with 'I'm so mean'..when I'm sensitive to the needs of children, then you decide I'm female. Gosh, is that your inbred bigotry coming out, or what???? Bet you're just a bowl to fun to live with!!! If you read my posts, and even had the ability to comprehend them, you'd have remembered that my spouse and I are married...with 16 grandghildren!!!!!,so maybe through life's experience, I have a clue of what I'm talking about...PLUS, I've spent part of my life as a marriage and family counselor! What I posted to Bobert, was meant as humor.....and do you know WHY it is humorous???..Because its a lot truer and cuts close to the bone(remember them?)...than your re-hashed, hung over, quasi femi-nazi delusion of reality!~!!!!
Suggested reading for you, seriously, Dr. Laura Schlessinger's 'The Care and Prpoer Feeding of Husbands'...written by a WOMAN certified marriage counselor, with a PhD in physiology, national radio talk show host, on the subject, who made it through menopause!!!!!! You might learn something!!!!...that is, if you already don't like her, because of one of your already preconceived notions of your self-absorbed, 'tragically hip' dumb OPINIONS, based on your stupid blathering!!

Get the point?
Now you can get back to irritating everyone, who have been just too polite, to point that out to you!
Seriously, get the book...it could change your life!

Still Smiling!,
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 May 10 - 11:26 AM

grandghildren...typo...grandchildren..(fourth line of my post)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 May 10 - 11:38 AM

Laura Schlesinger? What a joke.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 May 10 - 12:11 PM

Ebbers: "Laura Schlesinger? What a joke."

...and you're not??!!!

How would you know?..you never read it, but as I posted, which is true, and you just proved it, "You might learn something!!!!...that is, if you already don't like her, because of one of your already preconceived notions of your self-absorbed, 'tragically hip' dumb OPINIONS, based on your stupid blathering!!"

Now go back to having glazed eyes, with a vacant stare over the water, and bake whole wheat muffins!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: frogprince
Date: 07 May 10 - 12:45 PM

"quasi femi-nazi": (1) a woman who believes that she has more right to make her own decisions than a man has to make decisions for her.
(2)a woman who has been seen out of doors without her burka.

For my own part, I am inclined to think of a very small percentage of alleged feminists I've known as "femi-nazis", more motivated by hostility toward men than by a desire to see fairness. But I've seen just as many women who have serious issues with men but do not consider themselves feminists.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: frogprince
Date: 07 May 10 - 12:50 PM

And characterizing Ebbie as a femi-nazi makes every bit as much sense as another brilliant poster's characterization of Little Hawk, one of our resident more-or-less pantheists-or-something, as a fundamentalist Christian.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: gnu
Date: 07 May 10 - 01:48 PM

GfS... your posts are akin to those of a troll.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 May 10 - 09:24 PM

What now???...Has Ebbie I'mmed the resident homosexuals to come to her rescue....again???....(its always someone)!

Look, I don't particularly WANT to come down on Ebbers,...not even a little bit....but she starts in on her little stupid snipes, and so I return the favor....except mine might be a bit more brutal.....but then, hers were uncalled for, when I was just yakking at Bobert...and in satirical fun. My advice: If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen!

So there, Ebbers, take the 'olive branch'...and lighten up on the attacks....and enjoy the ride.

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Bobert
Date: 07 May 10 - 10:12 PM

In the words of Vinnie Barbarino, "I'm so confused!!!"

Nah, not really...

I mean, I loves the P-Vine "cause I do and I loves Eb 'cause she's my buddy...

But that little rant by GfS kinda hit on some stuff... Yeah, maybe being a good husband is bein' "a pussy" when it's time to be "a pussy"... Guilty... But then there are areas where I kinda, and the P-Vine doesn't expect me to, be be "a pussy"... I reckon, if anything I have learnt about womenz is that you pick yer battles... I don't go to battle with the P-Vine all that often so I reckon that she understands that if I do then I've given it alot of thought and she then, fir the most part, respects my opinion... The rest??? Details... That, IMHO, is the way you "get along" (from a blues song) with womenz... Other than just loves 'um... Which I do... I loves all the womenz... No, not that way, gol danged it...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 May 10 - 10:19 PM

Bobert, To tell you the truth, I had a blast writing that post!..I was laughing my ass off..and hoping you'd find both the humor and the truth in it!

All said and done, warmest regards, to both of you!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: Bobert
Date: 08 May 10 - 09:39 AM

Well, GfS... I glad it was good fir you, as well... That's why I start these little "womenz" threads... Fir the most part they are harmless and gives the womenz an opportunity to do a little pokin' back of their own... Not that womenz need more opportunities, mind you... lol...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudwomenz... Is this a good idea???
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 May 10 - 07:02 PM

Well, poking, a give and take?...hmmm, sounds like fun! Sense of humor helps! The late Paul Harvey, radio newscaster and commentator, of whom I'm sure you've heard, had a segment on his show called 'The Tournament of Roses', which he'd read various couple's names, that were celebrating their anniversaries. Usually, they were couples married for at least 50-60 plus years. He decided to write a book, with the same title, where he interviewed these couples(at least the ones who were still alive..duh), and asked them to give their reasons, they thought their marriages lasted so long. He compiled the list from all of them, and the top two answers that came up, by a long shot, outnumbering all the others, were, their relationship with God, and a sense of humor!...For what its worth!

The only time we can't laugh at ourselves, is when we're dead!..of course, when we're dead, we ain't to healthy in other departments, as well...so, what the poke!

Wishing you the Best,...in spite of your silly political bent,

GfS