BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: jacqui.c
Date: 30 May 10 - 03:15 PM

I don't know what I will do if I ever get seriously ill. I don't do well with discomfort.

I'll be there looking after you and giving you a slap round back of the head to give you something to whine about.

Now, if that doesn't put you off the very idea of serious illness......

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 30 May 10 - 05:23 PM

That's what friends are for.

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth
Date: 30 May 10 - 06:28 PM

Gotta watch the Klutz Factor. . . .

Couple of days ago, I'm in my wheelchair, coming out of the bathroom. I'm wearing socks, but not shoes, and my feet are resting on the wheelchair's footplates. I headed out fairly briskly and managed to arrange a collision between my left foot and the door jam!

I said a really bad word! Or two!

Thought I'd broken a couple of toes, but that was a few days ago and they seem to be okay now. Still a bit tender, though.

Not the first time I've pulled a stunt like that.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Leadfingers
Date: 30 May 10 - 06:56 PM

Five little pigs walk into a bar - First Little Piggy asks for a Dry Sherry - Second Little Piggy asks for a Jack Daniels - Third Little Piggy asks for a Drambui - Fourth Little Piggy asks for a Scotch - Fifth Little Piggy asks for Ten Pints Of Black and Tan !
The Barman says " All your little friends have ordered LITTLE drinks , but you've ordered Ten pints of B;ack and Tan - WHY ?"
And the Fifth Little Piggy says "I'm the Little Piggy thats going to go Wee Wee all the way home"

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 30 May 10 - 09:00 PM

Terry - CELLAR!

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 May 10 - 10:03 PM

I liked it Terry.

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 04:40 PM

GRRRRR!
So one of the guys at work is hobbling around on crutches and getting lots of sympathy. He hit his toe and says it is broken but it doesn't look half as bad as mine did.
You guys are a bunch of sissies!
I showed him mine and he said "Wow that's swollen." Yeah and I'm not on crutches! His is only red and bruised.
But - I won fifth prize in a Bump-It contest (don't ask) and a $100 Gift Card in a raffle. WHOO WHOO.

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 06:32 PM

I'll trade your sore toe for my smashed finger...

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Janie
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 02:07 PM

Sins, if the toes keep bothering you, bang your head real good on the corner of the opened door of a kitchen cabinet. It'll take your mind off the toes.

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 02:18 PM

Tami?

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM

Janie?
I don't think I am getting a whole lot of sympathy here. LOL
Tami?
A boo boo?
M

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 10 - 01:49 PM

Tami must be having a hard time typing.

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 06 Jun 10 - 06:37 PM

Yes, typing one-handed was challenging. Smashed the middle finger of my right hand under an armload of firewood I was delivering to a camper last weekend. Definitely bruised, possibly broken, but as it's just the tip, nothing that can be done for it other than my having to cough up the co-pay and whatever percent that my insurance won't cover only to be told nothing they can do for it. I think it's probably just really badly bruised, though. Most of the swelling has gone down and I no longer look like I was fingerprinted, so I'm guessing I'm gonna live.

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 03:55 PM

Good grief, Sinsull, it just occurred to me that it's been going on about two weeks now. Have you had your quack take a look at it? Might not be a bad idea.

OUCH!!   Damn!!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 04:16 PM

Always with the porno, Don!

Heheheheeee

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 04:32 PM

The foot is still hurting too. I suspect a bad sprain. If it is broken there is nothing that can be done beyond what I am doing. it is relatively painless until I put a shoe on.

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 07:08 PM

Hey, where's the sympathy for the little ranger?

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 07:17 PM

Yah; the little ranger has more pain in her little finger right now than most of you have in your whole pudgy butts!

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 08:43 PM

"Always with the porno?" Oh, yeah.

I pulled up Google, clicked on "Image," then put in "sore toe." A whole bunch of black-and-blue toes came up, and then there she was! I figured, "Okay. She'll do."

Figured Sinsull could probably use a snicker. I hope it worked.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 10:44 PM

I'm still wondering where the bear is and did anyone, say a ranger do anything for him and his sore toe?*bg*

Feel better alla yawlz!