BS: anyone know where my shoe is?

Subject: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:07 PM

got the left workboot, can't find the right one. Looked in the closet, looked under the bed, look in the garage ... dang can't find it .

Then I got to thinkin, maybe I loaded it to a mudcatter? yea that has to be it .. maybe that three legged man that Kendall is always singing about who was it? Pegleg something

could have sent it off to bobster seeing how he needed one to kick his shootin neighbor in the butt with ..

maybe I left it in one of them their computers I sent so yas could give it a big kick if it didn't start up in time ...

any ideas?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:16 PM

maybe I gave it to Spaw cause he is always saying he wants to kick someone in the nads when they say somethin stupid ...

gotta think on it

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:35 PM

My brother once had a cabin in the mountains and kept it fairly well stocked for the periods of time when he'd go gold prospecting.

On one trip he decided to leave his boots there for the next time so he hung them from the ceiling joist to keep the vermin out.

A couple of weeks later he went to take down the immaculate boots - he found both of them almost completely full of pinecones.

Check your ceiling joist, oddude.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:38 PM

Don't you have a new grandkid or somethin'?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 09:00 PM

Ebbie... pinecones... I LOVE it! Hehehehee.

Death to the rats with bushy tails says I. They and their musk can make a stinkhole of a camp or house in jig time.

Or, were the rodents making a statement about humans? >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 09:12 PM

My dog musta ate it he did

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Gurney
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 09:46 PM

FEED THE BLOODY DOG, OD! If the poor tyke is that hungry.....you'd better lock the bedroom door.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 10:23 PM

LOL!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 10:34 PM

Hmmm...It must be The Moon's Revenge, Dan. Perhaps if you get this book for your grandbabies you'll be forgiven and your boot will be returned to you.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: mousethief
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 10:47 PM

Perhaps it drove away -- do you have a password on your boot drive?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Janie
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 11:14 PM

It is pro'ly in my closet. Hey, did you happen to find a white sandal while you were looking?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 11:49 PM

I figured it out ... yes .. a beautiful supermodel is going to come to my door with my old claude hopper work shoe and say... the man this shoe fits will be my prince and live in my castle .. and boom the shoe will fit .... and I will wear it

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: open mike
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 12:09 AM

in the car "boot"?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 12:21 AM

We gotta put the shoe on Olddude,
We gotta put it on somehow;
Took his uncles and his aunts
To get him in the pants
And we gotta get the shoe on now, somehow,
We gotta get the shoe on now!

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 02:22 AM

Put your shoes on, Dannie, you're a big boy now...

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 05:12 AM

Have you tried looking on the end of your right leg?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: maeve
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 05:20 AM

Dan is Cinderfella in disguise?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 10:04 AM

Are sure you didn't sublet it to an old lady and her multitude of children.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: maeve
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 11:14 AM

http://members.pioneer.net/~mchumor/00images/4895_skiing_cartoon.gif

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 11:47 AM

Someone could have thrown it at a politician, while you were sleeping?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 12:09 PM

That boot was made for walkin'
And that's just what it did
One of these days the other boot
Is gonna join it, where it's hid.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 02:11 PM

Right... which one left?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 02:13 PM

Dan... as for the dearly departed, you can only pray for it's sole.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 02:19 PM

LOL, its sole was pretty well worn also GNU ...
where ever it is living I hope it has a happy life without me walking it through the pastures and woods all the time. Not to mention the things I have stepped it over the years

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 02:20 PM

Some of you should lace up your tongues! Here Dan has admitted to the ordeal he's going through, and you're just being heels about it!

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 02:59 PM

this it?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 03:22 PM

I suspect Nargles...

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 03:54 PM

Tam !!!   Ya found it ... wow, it decided to go to the birds ... wow

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:08 PM

Michael Jackson had the trademark one hand glove, when singing. Wjhat about a one shoe trademark?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:10 PM

Ed, Ed
you are on to something here. Just as long as I don't have to paint me toenails with glitter ... maybe just an old huntin sock or something .. yea ... that may work !!!

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Tangledwood
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 04:47 AM

I reckon it might be here.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: maeve
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 04:52 AM

or perhaps here.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 05:34 AM

Shoe fly,don't bother me ♫♪

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 11:12 AM

I found my shoes this morning, but has anyone seen that thing my hat fits unto?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 01:25 PM

Okay, Dan. Take it reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal easy.

Pick up that thing which has one great big and two tubes attached. Keeping the zipper (or buttons) to the FRONT (that's the direction your face is when it's looking straight out from between your shoulders -- you might want to get help with this), carefully slide one leg into each tube. If the zipper (or buttons) end up in the back, start over and change the tubes you put your legs into. Now fasten the big opening closed (your body will be in the middle of it) and pull the zipper up (or button the buttons).

Congratulations! You've put on your pants all by yourself!

Practice this several times today and tomorrow we'll work on putting on your SHIRT!

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 02:08 PM

It's in The Royal Albert Hall, Dan.....entertaining folks!

:0)

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 02:27 PM

Rolf! Haven't seen him in years. Loved his TV show.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 04:17 PM

Priceless !!

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 04:23 PM

Dan... Rolf Harris

Check him out. Hilarious.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 04:38 PM

Brilliant Lizzie

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 10:27 PM

I found it, olddude.

A fierce, brutal and dangerous creature has appropriated it.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1805112/5958369

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 01:31 AM

No I don't!!....and where's my dang computer???

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 01:38 AM

Dan, have you found your boot yet? If you think your home may have good spirits watching over it, try directing the question to them! Works for me. :)

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 07:10 AM

Dan,

1. If it was not getting along well with its mate, it just went for a walk and will be back soon, cooler. Give it time. It may have gone back to its mother. It probably has not gone off with another shoe.
2. Yer OK as long as the SHOE is missing but not the FOOT. If that disappears onya, ya better get help quick. Unless-- refer to #1.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 07:44 AM

Somebody stole it to open their wine bottle with.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 09:50 AM

John.... cool!

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 11:04 AM

Can't stop laughing these are priceless ... well I gave up. I think it divorced its mate and took off with a younger shoe .. I better get me another pair ...

It didn't even leave a good bye note or anything ... But at least my car is still in the driveway and being how it was the boot I used for the gas and brake peddle I figure it knew how to drive .. must have walked it way out the door ...

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 11:41 AM

It stole a car, you think?

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 11:59 AM

Alas, Dan, I have a similar problem with shoes, keys, cat treats, earrings...invariably I find the missing offender where I first looked for it. Just read an article on why we can't see what is right in front of our faces. Lost it or I would copy you on it.
Now go back to wherer you found the first boot and try again.
See if my blue earrings are anywhere close by while you're at it.
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 12:39 PM

I don't even know what kind of CAPTION to put on this.

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 12:42 PM

Ebbie: "It stole a car, you think?"

I used to have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that read, " Where am I? Where's my car?"

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 12:45 PM

Virginia Tam: "I don't even know what kind of CAPTION to put on this."

Since 'olddude' has been taking Viagra for a few years now......maybe you found his shoe!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 05:08 PM

The Isle of Man?...

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: Ed T
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 07:32 PM

Maybe you could do some one shoe Gumboot clogging? This one has Tom Connors, and kd Lang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpNfmuplN_0

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 08:38 PM

You found it Tam ... Yup .. better living through chemistry ..... LOL
ya know what they say about guys with big feet :-)

Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is?
From: olddude
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 08:39 PM

the answer is ... we wear really big socks also .. now what were you folks thinking :-)