Subject: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: katlaughing Date: 23 Sep 10 - 12:28 PM We've read all about the P-Vine, the hundreds of plantings of rhodies and all, the wild critters making friends, and the fun Bobert has playing in the dirt, now you can, too...P-Vine wants to live closer to her kids and grandbabies, so their farm is on the market. Never hurts to pass the word along, esp. if it helps a fellow Mudcatter, so take a gander and "psssttt, pass it on, please?!" Bobert's Farm...looks like a great place for a Mudcat Retirement Home! Good luck, Bobert & P-Vine! |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Ebbie Date: 23 Sep 10 - 12:30 PM 404 Forbidden, kat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Jack Campin Date: 23 Sep 10 - 12:35 PM This one works: http://www.cbmove.com/Property/propertydetails.aspx?mlsnumber=pa7441970 Does it still come with nutcase trigger-happy neighbours? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: katlaughing Date: 23 Sep 10 - 12:43 PM Hmmm, Ebbie, I dunno...both work for me. Thanks, Jack. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: GUEST,bankley Date: 23 Sep 10 - 12:53 PM hell, and I thought he lived in a tarpaper trailer |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: frogprince Date: 23 Sep 10 - 01:01 PM It appears from that right-hand picture that the outhouse is in good condition. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Charmion Date: 23 Sep 10 - 01:06 PM Who knew the house of my dreams was in Page County, Virginia? Drat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: gnu Date: 23 Sep 10 - 01:16 PM BEAUTIFUL! |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: bobad Date: 23 Sep 10 - 01:25 PM I see the Bobster has himself a smokehouse - does the DEA know? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Beer Date: 23 Sep 10 - 01:36 PM Wow! Wonderful spot and good luck. ad. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bill D Date: 23 Sep 10 - 01:56 PM Google Earth and Google maps sure don't make it clear which place it is. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Sep 10 - 02:29 PM Nice! That little red-roofed outhouse is a real beauty too. If'n I was gonna live in Virginny, I'd be real interested. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: gnu Date: 23 Sep 10 - 02:48 PM I just checked my Lotto 6/49 ticket for last night. Maybe call you on Saturday, Bobert, after the Lotto Max draw. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Art Thieme Date: 23 Sep 10 - 02:57 PM Swap it for one o' those royal residences someone said were for sale. Art |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Sep 10 - 03:06 PM Maybe they need a BLOG. :~) ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Amos Date: 23 Sep 10 - 03:16 PM Bobert: How much snow you get in the winter, man? A |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Amos Date: 23 Sep 10 - 04:13 PM Really, though, Bobert, that is one beautiful spread you got out there. Mebbe you should keep it and buy the P-vine a Cessna. You got enough room for a landing strip. Put pink strobe runway lights on the sucker, and she'll go for it!! Honest!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:05 PM I'm disillusioned! I thought Bobert lived in a ramshackle hillbilly shack that was half falling down, with feral pigs roaming the uncut trash-strewn lawn, and a still out back at the edge of the woods. A real man of the people. Instead I find he is livin' like Boss Hog in a mansion on the hill!!! Oh, the shame of it all. ;-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:05 PM Thank's, kat, fir the assist... Snow??? Usually about 4 to 5 snows a winter with the average bein' around 8 inches... Last winter??? Don't ask... BTW, Amos, the P-Vine and flyin' don't mix... When we first met I took her up in a Cesna and had to bring the 'ol gal right back down... She freeked!!! Smoke house ain't a smoke house no more... I wired it up and have extra refrig and freezer out there... BTW, not one privy on the entire property... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:09 PM What??? Not ONE?????? How the hell do you expect to make a sale then? What if someone needs to "use the facilities"? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: PoppaGator Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:29 PM That real-estate listing should reveal the acreage. I visited once (sometime in '06, while on Katrina evacucation) and was pretty impressed at the size of the spread; they seemed to own the whole top of a mountain. Well, a hill, anyway. Bobert was still in the midst of a lot of interior renovation at the time. Now that the place is all fixed up (I assume), too bad they feel the need to leave. The location is pretty remote, though, so I can understand P-Vine's concerns. I thought I was going to exit the interstate at Luray and find my way to the homestead in 15-20 minutes, but NO! By the time I finally arrived, I was already nervous about getting back on the road (from exile in New Jersey to visit and start work on my damaged home in New Orleans), and didn't enjoy the visit as much as I should have. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Amos Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:35 PM There are two full baths, no privies. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: gnu Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:37 PM Ya gotta have an outhouse. What if the power is out and the well pump handle is froze shut? At least tell me you have a port-a-potty for the P-Vine??? I mean, I know you are a bear of a man, >;-), but a lady shouldn't have to bare it like a bear. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Ed T Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:38 PM Is the smoke house really a grow op? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 23 Sep 10 - 05:47 PM Grandbabies? Sounds like a young family. What are you planning to do if they move, Bobert? "The average American family moves every five years. This equals about 16 times throughout the average lifetime. On average, each move will take approximately 50 boxes, or 800 boxes throughout a lifetime. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 37.1 million people moved in 2009." |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: gnu Date: 23 Sep 10 - 06:00 PM It certainly could be a grow op opportunity for the right buyer. If you'll look back here in the orchard and along the woods edges, you'll see lots more opportunities to grow herbs and spices out of the view of pesky neighbours and the DEA. Ahhh, that's the Department of Ecology Administration. Yeah, that's it. If you are actually interested, you shouldn't wait too long to make an offer. I have shown this property three times in two days and I know I am not the only agent who has shown it. Matter of fact, I wish I could swing buying it right now myself. Opps... gotta take this... hello?... yes, it's still for sale... I am at the property right now... can I call you back? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 10 - 06:46 PM These kids ain't goin' nowhere's... Okay, the grandyoungin's might but the P-Vine 3 sons is homebodies... As fir privies??? Who needs 'um... Hey, you think I go runnin' back the the house everytime that nature sneaks up on me??? Hell no, I don't... Sorry, P-Gator, to have scared ya'... I try to tell folks that I is a hillbilly and lots think that I'm jokin'... There are days and days that go by that the only folks I see (or hear) is the P-Vine and our 4 cats... I like it taht way and the properties we're lookin' at around Charlotte have privacy, too... Come to think about it, I've spent most of my life livin' in places that have privacy... Kinda used to it... The house is being shown tghis Saturday by the very same agent we bought it from 5 plus years ago... Man, that would be fittin' if her people bought it... Movin' ain't gonna be easy... Heck, I gotta entire shop full o' power tools and hardward and this 'n that's that gonna have to go with us... I must be nuts... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: SINSULL Date: 23 Sep 10 - 06:48 PM No privy? That eliminates about 50% of Kendall's repertoire. How do you pee? she asks innocently. This sounds like a perfest spot for the House Of The Setting Sun. Care to donate to a good cause, bobbie? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: kendall Date: 23 Sep 10 - 07:20 PM Sorry, too far from the ocean. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 10 - 07:29 PM Just wait until the big earthquake comes, Capt'n then you'll have beachfront property... Opps... Sorry... Wrong coast... Tyhe big one is gonin' Amos's way... How do I pee, Sins??? You shitin' me??? Look, I got all this land and so I wanta pee then as long as it ain't in one of the P-Vine's garden beds it ain't no problem at all... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Rapparee Date: 23 Sep 10 - 07:40 PM Bobert, Kendall -- global warming is gonna flood Maine and this WILL be beachfront property. Maybe you could add that to the realtor's description: "Will soon be beachfront property." |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Ebbie Date: 23 Sep 10 - 08:11 PM Lovely place, Bobert. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: katlaughing Date: 23 Sep 10 - 08:28 PM Good luck with Saturday's showing! |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 10 - 08:29 PM Yes, Eb... And the piccures don't do it justice... No piccures of any of the gardens... None of the barns... The horse fields... Just dumb ol' house... And not even a piccure of my ol' tractor... Like, what's that all about, anyway... These real estate peoples don't know jack from jack... I woulda put about 10 barn pic and half that many of my tractor... (But, Boberdz... You prolly gonna take yer tractor with ya'...) I am??? (Well, ya might...) Hey, that's cool... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 23 Sep 10 - 08:35 PM Great!!..Now you can give th money to your favorite 'person in need'... or are you holding out for the best price??...you capitalist pig, you!!! GfS P.S. Only 'liberal' to a degree, eh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: SINSULL Date: 23 Sep 10 - 08:55 PM I swear to you I knew a man in NYC who bought up acres and acres of desert land outside Nevada. The salesman convinced him that the Big One was imminent and this would be waterfront property. Would be funny except he barely had a pot to pee in and a family to support. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Kent Davis Date: 23 Sep 10 - 09:06 PM Beautiful place, Bobert! It's what I hope our place will look like one day (maybe when the student loans are paid off). It must be hard to leave such a nice farm, but it will be wonderful to be closer to family. May God bless your move. Kent |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 10 - 09:15 PM Well, Sins... I donno... I think this farm will look purdy much in 50 years as it does today... I mean, it's very isolated as P-Gator said... Back up to the Shenandoah National Park so you can walk, or take a 4 wheeler ATV for miles and miles and miles and.... That's it's amin sellin' point... The mean ol' developersw ain't gonna ever mess it up... Might of fact, provided we get it sold, I'm gonna miss it.... I got 5 years of very hard labor in it and I hate to loose it but, hey, ih the words of Dr. Phil, "When mama ain't happy, no body happy" so I gotta do what a "wussy" man gotta do... But it will be fine... I've had 5 plus wonderful year here and 20 years back in the Wes Ginny mountains so I reckon I can get used to a little flat land... Prolly walk with a limp but, hey... BTW, GfonS... I'm kinda chockin' that little post off to PMS... Of course, it could be insanity but I'm givin' you the benefit of the doubt... ****grin****.... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Sep 10 - 09:25 PM Are we all gonna hafta move plants AGAIN? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 10 - 09:43 PM You would have to bring that up, wouldn't you, WYSuz... Unfortunately we are in the process of taggin' plants that we're takin'... Last time it was 550 plants... I'm hopin' to keep it at less than 100 this time... Well, not exactly, seein' as the P-Vine is growin' on lots from cuttings so we have at least 500 but they will be smaller... Okay, prolly 500 in total but most cuttings in small pots... I'm gonna have to find some dependable help in NC 'cause I'm gonna need some help with plantin' after we come up with an overall design... Man, I'd much rather talk about moving shop tools... Think I'm gonna buy a used 20 foot "sea container" and set up the tool room/ hardware store in it... I can have it hauled and set up where ever so I'll have my tools and stuff... We allready had a skimish over it today and I think the P-Vine understands that if I'm gonna move 500 plants then I want my tools... I think she gets it but I expect several more skirmishes over this... Normal... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Sep 10 - 10:02 PM Neither link works here for me in Australia. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 10 - 10:06 PM I'm up here on the top side and yer pudder, and you fir that matter, is like upside down... Ya' either got turn yer pudder over or stand on yer head... Jus' funnin'.... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: open mike Date: 23 Sep 10 - 11:32 PM i get this message no matter which link i use.. The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments. maybe there are too many buyers or mudcats or both logged on to the site. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: katlaughing Date: 23 Sep 10 - 11:47 PM It's hanging up big time right now. Either it's their server or a lot of folks are up late looking! |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: JennieG Date: 23 Sep 10 - 11:56 PM It's not loading for me and I am already standing on my head and I have a new puder anyways.......only a week old..... Best luck with the move Bobert....I'm sure it will go well for you both. Just think of being in a new place as being another stitch in the rich tapestry of life. And stuff like that. We're happy we made our move earlier this year. Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 24 Sep 10 - 05:52 AM Looks like a good relocation place for the NYCFTTS. Of, course 3 bed isn't enough, so we'd have to park a few trailers as well... RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Bobert Date: 24 Sep 10 - 09:17 AM Well, we are working on getting some garden pics into the mix... Just putting the last few touches on having the house ready to show tomorrow... Then, as per usual, the P-Vine's imagination has gotten the best of her and she is convinced that a black locust tree is gettin' ready to fall over in one of her gardens so it's... ...last minute {{{{{{{{PANIC!!!}}}}}}}}}... I don't think the tree is anywhere close to fallin' but, hey, I'm just the "man" and a man's thinkerator ain't right when a womanz has her mind made up on somethin' even when her mind is wrong... So, seein' as this particular tree is in the middle of the gardens she has our tree-guy comin'... Heck, if it were up to me I'd just go out and park my tractor about where I thought the top would fall and cut it down and let it fall on the tractor's ROPs (Roll Over Protection) and then none of her plant would get hurt but... ...like I said... I just the "man"... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: olddude Date: 24 Sep 10 - 09:22 AM Ok Bobster lets start, a case of shine a 1994 powder blue Taurus, I will throw in a wiener dog and an old Slim Whitman recording. Hows that fer an offer. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: olddude Date: 24 Sep 10 - 09:24 AM But ya gotta leave the pile of logs to hide behind when the crazy neighbor starts a shootin again ... deal? |
Subject: RE: BS: Wanna Buy the Farm? Bobert's Sellin'! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Sep 10 - 10:22 AM Do what Rapaire would do, Bobert. Blow that tree away with a few well-placed pounds of plastic explosive. |