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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbc Date: 18 Sep 99 - 09:12 AM Well, Blue Boy Ina really doesn't make it. Maybe I'm not meant to be an exotic dancer? If I fudge, the best it gets is Spice Lynmont. Sigh. bbc |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bugsy Date: 18 Sep 99 - 02:27 AM Skippy Ramsdell - "At your Soivice!" Bugsy |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Escamillo Date: 18 Sep 99 - 02:14 AM Now I see my above message and realize that some Tom may feel offended ! Please accept my apologies, I intended to say that a short name ONLY is not enough. Of course we persons have short funny names (as myself, or my dog could be called Andy) but carry a family name too. Sorry for not being very clear. Andrés Magré |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Sep 99 - 02:11 AM My little dog Bob would argue with you about that. Of course, he's a schnauser/wolf hybrid, so ... Bob's the name, Ferocious's the game. (I don't know for sure that he actually IS a wolf hybrid -- that's just what Bob told me.) WW |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Escamillo Date: 18 Sep 99 - 01:39 AM Surely you will find this one exotic:
Gimenez Lope de Vega (Because I give my dogs a Last name, not a short funny name. How could you hold a serious conversation with your dog, if he is called Tom ? Nah. He deserves a family name, especially when he's the officer in charge of custody at this house) Andrés Magré |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Craig Date: 18 Sep 99 - 01:23 AM Using the cat mine would be Princess Natal. Just doesn't sound quite right.With the dog it would be Bullet Natal. Gone like a shot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lonesome EJ Date: 18 Sep 99 - 01:15 AM I'm just crazy about long, languid summer days spent lounging naked by my swimming pool. My other interests are skydiving, world peace, and ceramics. My turn-ons are fast, sexy sports cars, french cuisine, hot baby-oil rubdowns, and Folk Music. My turn-offs are people who don't use enough deodorant, strident vegetarians, and neighbors who mow their lawns before 10 AM on Saturday. Tippy Minnehaha |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Big Mick Date: 18 Sep 99 - 01:11 AM And later I would have been "Goose Orange". Damn, I will get ate alive again. Hey Jigger, care for a spud? I am done with it.............hahahahahahahaha..........Welcome to our town, we are pleased to have you here with us. All the best, Big Mick |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Susan A-R Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:36 PM Hmmm, I'll think of that when I'm doing Brecht songs next month, but 'tinl then I shall stay, humbly Motorboat. THANK YOU, DAVE SWAN. I haven't laughed so hard in months!! and I love the way this thread is creeping out into the mudcat world. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:31 PM I think "Lotta" Wilder would be fine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:29 PM Well we had two cats my brothers fondly named Rape and Pillage. Maybe we should have lived on Wilder Street. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Susan A-R Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:18 PM How come we always named our pets things like Motorboat, Flag, Ralph, Raoul, Tiz, Bohannon, Peanuts, Oh Bother!! Say, I did have a cat named Posey once, not too too bad, and the horse named Meg. Oh I guve up!! Resignedly Motorboat |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jeri Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:15 PM Money Hill |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Susan A-R Date: 17 Sep 99 - 09:48 PM Thank you!! Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Taffy, don't let anyone pull it!! I'd be Motorboat Mason, Sounds kinda large and, well solid. I suppose I could be Petunia Elm. Not much better. Guess I better get a pet and name it something appropriate now that I'm loving on Wilder Street. Has possibilities. Any pet name suggestions out there?? Motorboat |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Barbara Date: 17 Sep 99 - 09:22 PM Licorice Cambourne Hawkeye Cambourne Impish Cambourne Lady Elm Park
We didn't move much. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: raoul Date: 17 Sep 99 - 08:58 PM well, I guess I'd be Hana Westminster (or Hana PineCone) !! ouch |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Kira Date: 17 Sep 99 - 08:15 PM I come visit here for the very first time, and look what I find! Well, it's as good a way as any to introduce myself to your site, I suppose. I'd be Gay-Gay Patrick! Amazing how well this trick works! LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbelle Date: 17 Sep 99 - 08:11 PM Ok ... Schwing Thing ... "If you ain't got a schwing, you ain't got a thing ... do wop, do wop ..." I have sunk to new lows ... moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: RiGGy Date: 17 Sep 99 - 08:10 PM I'm Buzzy Olive !! Kinda fit's in with the potato, but easier !! We usta put on fake rockstar names to play the churchbasement coffeehouse circuit. My buddy chose " Dick Sting " which sorta fits this thread. Another angle this thread COULD take is naming ACTUAL folkies who really DID work as exotic dancers in their wild & wicked youths. I know 3: Debby, Robin & Carole. Last names are YOUR problem. RiGGy |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbelle Date: 17 Sep 99 - 08:08 PM How about ... Mud Cat House ... Mudwrestling & Catfights ... Our speciality! moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Sep 99 - 07:53 PM I think the name of the joint should be "The Schwing Thing." Maybe,"Tassles and All" Or "Shakin' Moneymakers" "Aboves and Belows" How about "Exotic 'r' Us" ww |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbelle Date: 17 Sep 99 - 06:59 PM No doublt about it, I'd be "Celestial Storm ... She Stops Shooting Stars In Their Tracks..." moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Gint Date: 17 Sep 99 - 06:47 PM Ricky Cross |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: campfire Date: 17 Sep 99 - 06:42 PM Dougal Butts?? Can't stop laughing!!!! campfire |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 17 Sep 99 - 06:40 PM 'sokay, Dave. Didn't mean to rain on this oh so fun thread, anyway. Thanks! Lamarca, those are great, but you're right...Ginger Eldorado has a certain "schwing" to it!
I like the Organ Grinder! Or how about the "Shake It Up Club"? "Rocky High's Exotic Dance Club", or, maybe....
*with a bunch of oddly dressed birds from up north>/i>
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Sep 99 - 06:33 PM I just asked Karen and she'd be "Minnie Highway 94"............Now that has some serious implications!!! At other times she would have been "Rosie Poplar" or "Prudence Rollingview"....... At other time I might have been "Fawn Rivers" or "Gretchen LaBar" or "Candy Retton"............ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: lamarca Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:55 PM Moving ahead in life, I coulda been: "Val Julia" (shades of Raoul) or worse yet, for her late brother, "Koshchei Byezsmertnui Julia" - try saying that after a few! followed by: "Val Keystone" "Val Lynnwood" "Val Quince Orchard" "Val Hollins" "Val Baltimore" "Val Bonifant" and currently, "Val Deerfield" (missed one address in there somewhere; she's an 18-year-old cat at this point!) I think I'll stick with Ginger Eldorado - it sounds better with the pink flamingo feather boa... |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Alice Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:53 PM 1st Dog's name = Irish street name = Dempsey Inn Road My most memorable dog/address = Mandy Grand |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jack (Who is called Jack) Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:42 PM We gotta have a name for the club where we all 'shake our love thangs' Any Ideas. How about The Organ Grinder. ba-dum-dum! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Kara Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:38 PM AKA Dougal Butts |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:25 PM Oops Kat, Overlapped your messages. Didn't mean to ignore the missing critter. All best for her return. E.S. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:23 PM Here's another thing I love about this place. You can flick a dry fly out on the water and if everything's right the feeding frenzy will come. Rolling on the floor, considering as never before that I could be Watson McGregor or Woody Greenwood. Hmmmmm. E.S. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:16 PM Thanks, Bert. I just talked to my friend. still no sign of her. We think someone took her out of the yard. I am going to print up some flyers for her to put up & she'll run an ad in the paper. Her little girl is pretty upset; her 12 yr. old son says if he ever sees Mazie with anybody else he will go rip their balls off and stuff them in their ears! She's a really neat dog, dammit! Thanks, sweetie. kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Date: 17 Sep 99 - 05:00 PM ~~~~~~~~~~~Here's some good vibes for Mazie, which should do the trick especially if we all sing loudly "The cat came back" as well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 17 Sep 99 - 04:53 PM Ooooo, lookout 'Spaw, Jigger's up! She's got your number, bucko! Bert, I did not make up Mazie Grace. When she named her Grace, I started calling her aMazin' Grace, which morphed into Mazie Grace. Send her some good vibes...she ran away two nights ago.:-( Let's see, in CT, I could've been Toodles Jerry Brown or Toodles Washington. (old cockatiel) Or,in MA, Miss Pitty Pat School. That might raise a few eyebrows. Kath..the possibilities boggles the mind! esp. when I think of certain deserts I've read the names of! katlaughingwhosepseudodaughterinlawgaveherpastieswithtasslesforChristmastwoyearsago! So at least I have the equipment for a new career! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Tracey Date: 17 Sep 99 - 04:40 PM "Butch Roger". Of course, there would have to be that little operation first... |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: KathWestra Date: 17 Sep 99 - 04:34 PM Now appearing:
Tosspot Underwood with her trusty sidekick (or is that high-kick?) My ex-hubby and I used to make up names of exotic dancers from menu items. It all started in the Chesapeake Seafood House here in the D.C. area, where the featured dessert of the day was "Chesapeake Cocoa Delite." We thought that was hilarious, and while waiting in line to get our table, came up with a whole bunch of others. My favorite was "Velveeta Fondue." Enough thread creep. Keep 'em comin' folks. ;-) Kath |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: MMario Date: 17 Sep 99 - 04:23 PM budgie=parakeet |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Sep 99 - 04:12 PM Joey Holderness sounds like a good candidate for the Rockets, Bugs and No Girlz Club, though....
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: unclenort Date: 17 Sep 99 - 04:09 PM whats a budgie? |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Marion Date: 17 Sep 99 - 03:57 PM I'd be Tiger Joy - which is, actually, kind of sexy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: K~~ Date: 17 Sep 99 - 03:51 PM Following that formula I'd be (shudder) Chee Chee Old Farmers - Now there's a name that depicts the hot chick I be (gak!). |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jigger Date: 17 Sep 99 - 03:26 PM Thank you all for your kind welcomes. I suppose I should count myself lucky that I went with Jigger, or I might be stuck with any number of stranger monikers (Paganini Russell, Rainbow Sturges, Grendel High). As you for you, 'Spaw, I may be new to this site, but I wasn't born yesterday. Next thing I know, you'll be offering me a baked potato from Big Mick and snickering under your breath. Polite? Courteous? Serious minded? I'd be disappointed if you were! Jigger |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Date: 17 Sep 99 - 03:05 PM Oh dear if I go to a different time I'm Mother Martin. That's a name to bring in the crowds. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:58 PM Mazie Grace! You made that one up! Bert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: MMario Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:50 PM I can't believe I actually worked out what these would be... depending on the species of pet:
Tinkie Tupper but "Daisy" is scary! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: annamill Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:41 PM I hate the obvious, when it comes to joking... Max, it's a good thing you didn't also have a pet called Mountain. Tsk! How silly I am. L.,A. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:38 PM Currently, I could be Lovee Center! Hey, Rocky High, I love it! This is so much fun. My niece could be Tesla Orkney?! My girlfriend Mazie Grace on 4th! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JedMarum Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:37 PM Joey Holderness??? I agree with your assessment. bobby's girl sounds much better! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Melodeon Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:36 PM This is great! Would have started career as Belle Granville then after the surgery become Ossian Tuffley. Melodeon |
