BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 18 - 09:32 PM

Poor Shame! The Blind River town council condemned him and he's been torn down.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Aug 18 - 12:31 PM

Thanks! Nice to "see" you too.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: leeneia
Date: 02 Aug 18 - 11:28 AM

Hi, Little Hawk. Nice to have you back.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Gutcher
Date: 02 Aug 18 - 09:24 AM

The Scottish branch of Shanes ancestors, in Galloway, were for generations famed as makers of oxter pipes....is this where the BO problems originated?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 18 - 09:09 PM

Oh, look! BDIBR (a/k/a Shame McBride, the Shame of the McBrides)!

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Aug 18 - 11:52 AM

Refresh! (eh?)

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 11 - 10:03 PM

They really like St Patrick's Day a lot too. It's a great excuse to get drunk on green beer over at the Iron Horse and celebrate their Irish ancestry as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 11 - 09:16 PM

I understand that Hallowe'en is the McBride family's major holiday.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 11 - 09:46 PM

Ozzie Nelson worked with Spinal Tap? I thought he was too busy raising Ricky and what's-his-name.

That's okay, Shame. I won't tell people you want "Ozzie and Harriet" reruns.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Oct 11 - 07:13 PM

I do not play the flippin' organ! You want to hear the organ? Go to church. You wanna hear Ozzie and Spinal Tap? Come to our place.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 11 - 01:54 PM

The best what? Bad example? Onanist? Eonist? All three?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Oct 11 - 10:58 AM

One day, man. One day you will reelize that you can't flippin' out talk Shane McBride. Put that idea right outta yer mind, flipface, cos you are flippin' with the BEST when you flip with Shane McBride!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 11 - 10:52 PM

Uh-huh. Right. Sure.

Were the women taking their shirts off and fanning the breeze with them? Because I'm certain you cheated and had cabbage and bean burritos and cheap beer beforehand. Then you could flap your arms all you want and still make those sounds.

Or you could have just stood still and talked. Same thing, even to the odor.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 29 Oct 11 - 12:40 AM

You got some serrious flippin' problems, man. If'n I was you I would get perfesshionla help.

Okay, I am gonna tell you how I won the tallent show, eh? It was a peece a cake. I am an expert at makin' armpit farts. I been doin' it for years, eh? You gotta trap some air in yer armpit and move yer arm against yer body real fast and you get a fart sound. I useta get in trouble at school doin' that and get sent to the flippin' principull regular, eh?

Okay. So I been practicin' till I can do it eether left handed or right handed, eh? And real loud too. And FAST! But here is my special secret. I rub bacon grease good and thick into both armpits. That works real good for makin' a good air seal so's you get FLIPPIN' LOUD fart sounds when you pump yer arms fast against yer body.

I can alternate real fast between the left arm and the right arm to get a sound like a fart machine gun or a crummy lawnmore startin' up.

I did this on stage at the Iron Horse and I was bear from the waste up so my lumberjack shirt would not cramp my amazin' style, eh? I wowed 'em. You shoulda hearn the applaws. People were hootin' and hollerin' and throwin' beer bottles and everthing. Girls were takin' there shirts off! I am the BEST, man, the flippin' BEST!

And you missed it, fliphead. Good thing. If you hadda been there, you woulda died from yer jellousy of my total awesomeness.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 09:55 PM

Good heavens! I've found the explanation for Shame McBride!

Other members of the A. suum secretome are predicted to direct or evade immune responses. These peptides include a close homologue of the E/S-62 leucyl aminopeptidase of the filarioid nematode Acanthocheilonema viteae, which has been shown to inhibit B-cell, T-cell and mast cell proliferation/responses, promote an alternative activation of the host macrophages, through the inhibition of the Toll-like receptor signalling pathway, and induce a Th2 response through the inhibition of IL-12p70 production by dendritic cells. Additional, immunomodulatory molecules predicted for A. suum (BLASTp cut-off ≤10−5) include homologues of another B-cell inhibitor (that is, the B. malayi cystatin CPI-2), several TGF-β and macrophage initiation factor mimics, numerous neutrophil inhibitors, various oxidoreductases, and five close homologues of platelet anti-inflammatory factor α. Some A. suum E/S peptides are predicted to be involved in immune evasion; for instance, some mask parasite antigens by mimicking host molecules (such as several C-type lectins with close homology to vertebrate macrophage mannose or CD23 (low affinity IgE receptors).

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 03:43 PM

They have contests in Blind River for the person who can vomit in their pants pockets the most? Or was it one for the most body lice?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 03:25 PM

Youse people are so flippin' LAME! It makes me sad to even think abowt it, eh? I know the real story, eh? Youse are jellous! That's right, you herd me. Jellous! Youse are all so flippin' jelluos of ME that you can hardly flippin' stand it.

And you got reazon to be. I flippin' WON last night's tallent contest at the Iron Horse Tavern, eh? Yeah! I am the champ! NO ONE is my eqaul. No one else can mesher up to Shane McBride!

You wanna know how I won? Huh? I bet you do.

Maybe I won't tell you. Maybe I will just let youse all suffer by not knowin' how I won.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 03:14 PM

Oral diarrhea.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 03:07 PM

Verbal flatulence?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 02:59 PM

You should have said "from one or another of his bodily orifices".

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 02:45 PM

Can't be true. Oh, sure, he may possibly have XY chromosones, but they were mutated. I've heard that his chromosonal chart is actually XXXXXXy and he attempts to cover up his...all--too-obvious weaknesses... by uttering loud, obnxious, incessant, and untruthful noises from one of his bodily orifices.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 12:53 PM

You must be joking! Shane considers himself to be a vital male role model for the entire North Ontarian region.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:24 PM

Shame, for the life of me I can't understand why someone would pretend to be such a rum-sodden, dumpster-diving loser as you are. You can't even understand your own identity, much less accuse someone else of stealing it. God! Why would they?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:22 PM

Mayhap, good Shame, that being saved by Jesus is a course of action thou shouldst well consider for the ultimate succour of your poor, tortured soul. Even you cannot deny that your life so far--embroiled with tumult andf adversarial posturing, echoing with the ring of hollw threats and empty braggodocio, riddled with want and unsatiated desires for the shallowest of mortal satisfactions--has not been any great success so far. (Except for that girl Debbie from the "Anchor Tavern". So you got lucky once.)
It is possible that, as a troubled but imaginary character, you should seek your own kind, and find solace among the best of all imaginary characters, the son of God his own self!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:15 PM

Wouldn't that be double indemnity theft?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 01:20 PM

I hearn a rumer that some fliphead out there is inpersonaitin' me on Mudcat again! When I find out who it is he is gonna DIE! Not only that. He is makin' me look like some kinda sad wimp that flippin' got "saved" by Jesus or somethin'! There ain't no fate crool enuff for somebuddy who would do that to me in my own name, eh? I got a repitation to maintane in this town. NOBODY takes my name in vane! This idiot who is pretendin' to be ME is gonna pay BIGTIME. I will hunt him down like a dog and bust his ugly face.

You now what this is? It's flippin' indemnity theft!!!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:15 PM

Shame is Jesus' little lamb
His parents made him what he am
Jesus will wash him white as snow.
What a filthy job for little Jesus.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 08:22 PM

Waiiiiit a minute! Who says you can`t argue with science (Interrogative symbol)

Scientists often disagree over scientific matters. There have again and again been scientists who presented new theories and independent interpretations of the existing evidence and were furiously attacked by their colleagues for doing so...laughed at...jeered at...threatened in various ways...refused research funds...driven from the fold..........and yet were later proven to be RIGHT!

Thus, you most definitely CAN argue with science, if you decide to. If scientists ALREADY knew EVERYTHING there is to know about EVERYTHING, and they knew it all beyond any shadow of doubt, then you could not argue with science.

They don`t. ;-) And they won`t later either. They will continue to argue about science long after you and I have departed this mortal coil.

**** Quite aside from that, I think it rather likely that Shane`s remote forbears did indeed mate with neanderthals, apes or something else along that line. (they mated with sheep too...but that did not produce any offspring).

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 07:46 PM

"Is Shame McBride related to Chongo the Chimp?"

This is indeed the question. As yet, no one has directly addressed the hybrid-human issue raised by TheFamousEccles when he revived this important thread, although Rapparee's immediate post-revival posts hint that he is, as so often, in the know. For the benefit of those who neglected to open Famous's link, the gist of it is that scientists have recently proven that many modern humans are in fact sapiens-neanderthal crosses. Other modern humans are crosses between H. sapiens and a species known only as the Denisovans--a species known only from a little girl's finger and somebody's molar. Still other modern humans, most of them natives of Africa, are pedigree H. sapiens. So if you and I are part ape-man, isn't it well within the bounds of possibility that the McBride clan (and I mean no disrespect when I say this) are part ape? It shouldn't be too difficult to decide this interesting question one way or the other. After all, the McBride DNA is among the most intensively studied on the planet (seven times in the last three years, by the OPP alone). Granted, Chongo himself is sui generis (again, no disrespect is intended, quite the contrary actually) but troglodyte is as troglodyte does.

So there you have it. You can argue with Shane. You can argue with me. You can even argue with Richard Bridge (as many have learned, to their chagrin). But you can't argue with Science.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 06:51 PM

Only in the same sense that we all are, BTNG.

Chongo and Shane would despise one another, assuming their paths ever crossed. They would each consider the other beneath contempt...although Shane would probably be curious about Chongo, cos you don`t see too many talking apes in Blind River! (excluding the patrons of the Iron Horse Tavern...)

Chongo would not be curious about Shane in the least. He`s seen enough lowlife humans by now to be completely blase` about them unless they are armed and showing hostile intent...in which case he ventilates them with the tommy gun or blows em away with his handy M1911 pistol.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: BTNG
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 02:01 PM

Is Shame McBride related to Chongo the Chimp?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 01:58 PM

Shame McBride is a big poop-head with poopy pants.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 12:29 PM

What are you trying to say? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:52 AM

I can out shoot, outfight, out knife, out talk, out swim, out drink, out eat and out love him. My daddy was a hurricane and my momma a tornado, my grandparents were earthquake, flood, plague and volcanic eruption. I can stop the movement of tectonic plates with one finger and stop the rotation of the Earth with one hand.

If poor widdle baby Shame's feelings are hurt he should have learned his potty training. Then he wouldn't have to depend on Depends (or diapers) now.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 12:04 AM

Aren't you afraid of hurting his feelings by saying things like that?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 11:08 PM

Shame McBride, who posted as BDIBR, in unreal. He exists only in his own mind, of which he has none. The philosophical implications of this are staggering, as he usually is -- not through drunkenness, but because he has a difficult time walking and breathing at the same time. He is an excellent, if not THE most excellent, argument for retrospective abortion.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: gnu
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 08:57 PM

Penny darlin dear! How nice to hear your eloquence.

Dan THE Man... which of the non-existant are you asking after when you ask, "Who is this person...

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 07:15 PM

Ah, yes. "Bad Penny" Rutledge, and they used to call her, who was always coming. Hello, MADAM Penny! How are the girls these days? Still making your money the "old-fashioned way"?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:50 PM

You suggestin' I'm a mere figment, Dan? Better watch it. I might get offended.

- Chongo

p.s. Hey, Penny...how's Soho lookin' these days?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Penelope Rutledge
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:48 PM

Amazing, isn't it, how the innocent and untutored...even the downright dense...can somehow find their way by sheer instinct, muddle through a complex maze that would daunt the more learned mind, and uncover the hidden Easter egg that lies within it?

*PR

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: olddude
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 12:33 PM

Who is this person .. another fiction like chongo?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 09:58 AM

In brief, Shame's so scared of me he'd poop his pants if we met -- except that no one could tell either from the odor OR from the previous condition of his pants.

But I will say that the boy has a lot on his side: cowardice, vainglory, hubris, gluttony, sloth, intransigence, gullibility -- everything except lust, but that's something he never has any need for.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:07 AM

100

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 11:48 PM

You got a real good point there, gnu. The fliphead is not worth payin' $35 vet fees to rid of him. Don has some firepower here that I could flippin' use if it come to that. I know that the Bolthole From Idaho has enuff flippin' guns and stuff to stock a flippin' army. He has made it clear that he is one of them crazy redneck types that, like, live in a flippin' bunker somewhere and they are preparin' for World War 4. On account of that I would be real careful about tryin' to, like, dispose of him by violins, eh? Them types are best left flippin' ALONE and let the flippin' government come callin' and take 'em out with a flippin' swat team, some heliocoppters and a buncha them big Adams tanks they got. I bet it would be a fight that would flippin' go on for DAYS, man! And be on all the TV and Youtube, eh?

I am bidin' my time here. The Bolthole From Idaho is gonna go down one day by his own flippin stoodipity, but not by my hand. I am too smart for him, eh? I do not go rollin' around in a beer barrel alongside of a flippin' rabied wolverine. Not this boy! No sir. I got the branes. Rapoop has only got the firepower and a real buncha bad attitude. Branes will win out in the end, eh?   Trust me. That is why I already come so far in life and am a flippin' legend in my mind.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 08:38 PM

I misspoke. Shame is NOT a bastard file, but is birth record is.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 07:47 PM

Of course he does. Shame IS a bastard file.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: gnu
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 07:43 PM

Shane. C'mon man. You would NOT do that. It costs, like 35 bucks man. A 22 behind the ear is a nickel, tops, on sale at Chinese Tire. And I figger you are frugal with yer coin eh? Calm down an stop talkin thru yer ass. I know yer smarter than that. I'll lend you a 22 but I need a small deposit on accounta Rap has enough firepower to start a small revolution. Yer gonna hafta be a tad covert in yer operations eh.

BTW... ya got a FAC... or a bastard file?

Dale

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 12:31 PM

You are such a flippin' retread, man. It is a flippin' wonder you can even, like, remember when to flippin' breethe!

If you was my dog I would have the flippin' vet put you down, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 10:02 AM

I checked is family tree and it's scum all the way down.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane McBride's family history, eh?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 06:44 PM

You know, it's hard to dis someone who is lower than anything you can say about them.