BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste

Subject: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Feb 12 - 11:41 PM

This just in: Tribal African spokesmen from near Chongo's birthplace on an obscure American trading compound in Nigeria have put in a good word for his USA presidential bid, drawing attention to the fact that his ancestors had "very good taste". "Those chimpanzees among Chongo's ancestors were well known to my people," said Donald Umbawasee of Nigeria. "I can still recall my Granddaddy saying what good taste they had."

With international support like this, Chongo can look forward to a vigorous campaign and a no doubt glorious 8 years in office.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 02:18 AM

So he intends to revive the old campaign slogan:

"A #### in every pot." ?

I'm not sure "having a monkey" for dinner sounds like much of a party plan(k).

John

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 08:59 AM

This is like blaming your hair falling out on your grandchildren. It is the kind of illogical rhetoric which we have come to think of as typical self-serving political speak. Buffalo have a much more refined taste, for example.

Besides, Chongo's ancestors were Moron chimps, known for their bilious tissues.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 09:12 AM

A number of other Africans have come forward, stating that Chongo's ancestors had excellent taste. "We often had them for dinner," said Albert Anawetazi of Lagos. "I can still remember what fine taste they had. I would be happy to have more of his relatives here for dinner at any time."

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: olddude
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 09:13 AM

Chongo would taste fine with BBQ sauce over an open fire

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 09:24 AM

So you want to turn him into Joan of Arc!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 09:32 AM

This just in: Chongo totally lost his temper at a press conference this morning and launched a furious tirade against Nigerians. He swore that his first act as president will be to send in the Sixth Fleet and bomb Nigeria "back into the stone age"! Pundits are scrambling to make sense out of this sudden radical shift in Chongo's stance on foreign affairs and war policy. (He had previously vowed to end all foreign wars, close overseas bases, and bring the troops home.)

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In a separate announcement, the Republican Party has issued a statement praising Chongo for his latest foreign policy statement. Word on the street is that the Republicans are now considering "viable strategies" for wooing Chongo away from the APP ticket and getting him to run for the Republicans instead! "He is a man...ummm...an animal we feel we can trust to represent the true interests of America and not back down from dire foreign threats to our liberty and our way of life," said an anonymous Republican spokesman. "Unlike Romney, he takes a definite stand. Unlike Santorum, he's not afraid to bite the hand that feeds him. He wants to send in the Marines and the Navy and kick some ass. How can we possibly go wrong with this guy? I say it's Chongo all the way in 2012!"

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 09:48 AM

AND he's got definite opinions on female reproduction.

It's called "bush meat." Odd coincidence, that.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: olddude
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 10:01 AM

Rap
do you mean he was a supporter of George Bush?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 12:30 PM

To blatantly steal from the old Starkist tuna TV advertisements featuring Charlie the Tuna, "Albert Anawetazi doesn't want chimps with good taste, he wants chimps that taste good."

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 12 - 03:33 PM

If Chongo has his way, Albert Anawetazi will end up "eating" a cruise missile...

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 05:46 AM

I didn't know that Chongo had any incesters,let alone "good tast".

I thought he was a "one off"!

Oh dear.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 06:35 AM

He was born in a wagon of a travlin show

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 09:06 AM

Chinglow is a reverse mutant: all of any powers he had were taken from him.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 11:08 AM

You, sir, are sliding down the slippery slope to...something...but I am not quite sure what it is.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 01:33 PM

Well, it's not my fault that Chingo is what he is.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 04:24 AM

Word on the street is that he had a face shift.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo praised for ancestors' good taste
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 10:12 AM

He also had a tummy stuck.