BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...

Subject: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 10:32 PM

Well, I hadn't heard from my Couzin Rufus for months but tonight the phone rings and...

..."Hey, Bobert... Whattzup??? Retha Mae says "Hey" but I was up behind the Sweet Springs Store Saturday night with the boys and they think that I should run for president..."

"Of what, Couzin???"

"Well, you know the United States..."

"Where is is on a globe, Rufe???"

"Well, that eometry stuff was always kinda tough..."

"Listen, Rufe, what you gonna say that is gonna get you elected???"

"Well, Bobert... Free Iron City Beer..."

"Ya' got my vote, Rufe... Hey to Miss Retha from me... Bye..."

"Bye"...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 12:05 AM

Well, he couldn't be worse than, say, Lyndon Johnson or Andy Jackson or William Henry Harrison. At least he can prove he wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth; used plastic I dunno.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Elmore
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 10:39 AM

Better Rufus than Willard.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 02:36 PM

Or Shame McBride.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 05:08 PM

It makes me laugh to think this moron Rufus thinks he has ANY chance of being elected when MY hat is in the ring. In any case, my Free Jack Daniels Tennessee Whisky plank beats hell out of his Free Iron City Beer plank. You can get drunk a lot faster on Jack Daniels. And ya don't burp so much. Nor have to pee nearly so often. And you don't need to dispose of so many empties afterward.

Brains, Bobert. It takes brains to get elected. That is why yer cousin is gonna lose and I'm gonna win, coz I've got the brains.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: JennieG
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 06:25 PM

This is gonna be one very interesting race.....

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 06:27 PM

Especially since Lynchburg, TN, home of Jack Daniels, is in a dry county.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 06:40 PM

Yeah, that is kinda funny, isn't it? Now...Lynchburg...there's a name to instill confidence in a place, ain't it? A great place to bring yer kids up. Lynchburg. Gotta love it. Ook! Ook!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 06:56 PM

I donno, Chongz... The other Lynchburg is the home of Liberty College and Jerry Falwell... Lotta Taliban there... They won't understand you... And vice-versa...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 07:00 PM

There are also Lynchburgs in Missouri, Ohio, and another State which I forget at the moment.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 07:02 PM

I doubt if the Lynchburg, Mo or Ohio, would understand Chongz...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 07:03 PM

Chongo doesn't necessarily expect to be understood, Bobert. He just expects cooperation. Or at least...non-interference. In other words, do it his way...or stand aside.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 07:50 PM

10-4, LH... I understand that he ain't exactly gonna make much, if any, effort to get along... People and monkeys have one thing in common: "They don't change, they get more so"...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 07:58 PM

Virginia.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 09:45 PM

Lynchburg, Hangtown, Gallows Hill Park, Lynch, Lynch Station....

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 11:00 PM

Noose Hollow?

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 11:16 PM

I don't care whose cousin is runnin', I'm votin' for Pedro.

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 11:38 PM

What promises has Pedro made?

Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez...
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 10:50 AM

"Pedro" is the traditional name for the jackass at Philmont Scout Ranch in New Mexico.

Why not have a REAL jackass in the White House? We've had plenty of phonies over the years.