BS: Ok you caught me so what

Subject: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 04:56 PM

I admit it .. I am DB Cooper, so go ahead and whisper it, I admit it. I did the jump, I got away with it ... yea that it .. thats that

geeze, busted ... so what, I ain't giving any of ya any of the loot either. I hid some in the Oregon woods, I never tell .. gets your own shovel if you dare .. come on .. its there for the finding

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 05:44 PM

That was when you were youngdude?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 05:50 PM

Hey, you can't have it both ways, either you're busted or you got away with it...

But this would be really funny, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 06:19 PM

It wasn't so funny going outta that 727 no sireee it wasn't. Had my nads coming out my ears when that there chute opened up .. nearly froze em off also ...

I gots away with it I did. you see there are all these comspiracy theories that Bobster what in on it ... naw he wasn't, I asked him and he said no way .. the pussy and .. rap wasn't either cause he would rat me out like he did to my mrs on my last jump ... you Prick ...

anyway .. my loot is gone and now that I am older, can't remember were I buried the rest of the dang stuff ...

so if in ya wanna help .. I split it with ya

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 06:30 PM

In case ya was wondering .. DB stands fer "Da Bird" Cooper, cause I be flyin I was.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 07:08 PM

I'm from Oregon and I remember it well. In fact I distinctly recall hearin' the singin' on the way down.

(- is there a statute of limitations on the flight? I suspect that federal crimes are forever, so Dan, you might want to shut your clapper. Don't you worry none- we won't tell. bwaaaaaahhhhah)

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 07:11 PM

Rap wlll Ebbie, I still think he ratted me out to the Mrs he did

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 07:24 PM

Well I took one of the 20's into the 7-11, the hindu guy rubbed it with one of the magic markers and it didn't turn yellow cause it is an older bill. He said, can't accept this ... what the hell !!! now I gotta do it again and ask for Euros. No luck ever

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 08:41 PM

I'm pretty sure I've never met your wife, ever. Or talked to her, exchanged emails, sent semaphore signals, used CW or IM, or in any other way communicated anything to her except that Olddude is trustworthy, loyal, brave, clean, reverent, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful and thrifty.

"D.B. Cooper" -- a "Daniel B. Cooper" visited my late Great-Aunt Marie Cooper just before the incident. He stayed for two weeks and has never been seen again. No one in the family (except Aunt Marie) knew him or had even heard of him before. Aunt Marie died in 1990, so it would be hard to ask her about him now. My brother told me about this and you could ask him, but I don't suggest it because he likes to shoot first and let you ask questions if you survive.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 12:11 AM

ok I believe ya Rap, gotta be Froggie , yea that's it. But I don't remember visiting your aunt but my memory ain't what it use to be.
Dang where did I leave my shoe

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 10:17 AM

Don't be blaming rap, olddude. You shouldn't have left the credit-card receipt for the jump on your dresser. That, plus the charge on the Visa bill from Super-Adrenaline Take the Plunge Services sealed your fate.

I'm glad to hear that the DB Cooper mystery is finally solved. (My lips are sealed, of course.) Too bad about the loot. Endangered owls have probably used it to build their nests by now.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 10:20 AM

Nah, my second-cousin Dan was living it up amidst the narcos of Colombia. For about twelve hours....

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 10:43 AM

Send me a sack of unmarked bills ($20s preferred, no $1s) and I won't turn you in...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 10:49 AM

Hey Rap,
in your list you didn't mention ratting me out via carrier pigeon ... hmmmm maybe you just forgot that one or maybe ... hmmmmmm

Checks in the mail Bobster

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 10:57 AM

No checks... Send cash!!! Send it UPS and wrap it up tight with lots of packing tape... Send it "overnight"... When I get it I'll reimburse you for the shipping... But send it right now so I'll have it to go buy me a new geetar tomorrow...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 11:36 AM

OK, but the bills I have were printed with Kendall's picture on em .. I wondered when they gave me that bag on the jet plane

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 11:43 AM

I'll take a bag. (I'm rich! I'm rich!)

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 12:19 PM

Kendall even has his pipe and old car in the background on the 20 dollar bills ...

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 01:04 PM

Yeah, a 1921 Ford. The picture was taken the day after he bought it new.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: olddude
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 01:47 PM

I was disappointed he didn't have a beaver skin top hat on.   I should have know the money was legit without it. I mean Kendall currency is accepted everywhere but without the beaver hat ... it is fake .. my mistake. Took a big jump outta plane for not I guess. Euros next time

Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 02:20 PM

Try gold. Euros are kinda shaky right now.