BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest

Subject: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:00 AM

Senior informed sources report that President Obama and candidate Romney were caught in a police raid on a "love nest" in Southern New Jersey. Also caught were the Canadian Prime Minister and the Queen of England, who were not named "due to diplomatic immunity." Joseph Biden and someone name "Ryan" were also taken into custody. A frowsy blonde, believed to be Anne Coulter, fled the scene with a fat little man believed to be someone named or called "Rushie."

More as this develops.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:21 AM

I don't think it was "Rushie", Rap... Word on the street it was that womanizer, Newt... Rushie ain't exactly into women, you know, unless they have a bottle of pills in their purse...

The rest of the story holds up...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:52 AM

A same sex love nest?
(:-( O)=

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 11:19 AM

LOL! I can hardly believe that Chongo was not there too. He tends to "hang" with people like that whenever he can manage it.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 11:22 AM

I'm so glad that we showed such discretion in not naming the Canadian Prime Minister and the Queen of England. This way the people won't know for sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 11:35 AM

"Senior informed sources report .."

One does wonder just who 'informs' senior sources... junior sources? Infantile sources?

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Beer
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 11:52 AM

Sounds like a WikiLeaks to me.
Adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 11:56 AM

Not just a leaks but a squirts.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 12:12 PM

The Canadian Prime Minister is Stephen Harper. The Queen is Elizabeth II.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 12:20 PM

How do you know Chongo wasn't there? Perhaps his private eye trained ability to sniff danger plus his simian ability to rise above the crowd allowed him to get away before the raid went down.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 12:21 PM

"The" Queen LH? Surely you mean "HM The Queen"! I fear Chongo is having too much of a bad influence on you...

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Charley Noble
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 12:37 PM

More completely described, perhaps, as a coocoo's nest.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 01:01 PM

Ebbie: I'm so glad that we showed such discretion in not naming the Canadian Prime Minister and the Queen of England. This way the people won't know for sure.

Little Hawk: The Canadian Prime Minister is Stephen Harper. The Queen is Elizabeth II.

hahahahahah I guess I should have included a smiley. hahhaahahah

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: gnu
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 02:14 PM

The Right Honourable Prime Minister of Canada was not present at the "nest". Immmpossible. If he had been there, he would have screwed (up) the works... and wouldn't have messed up his hair one bit.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 02:29 PM

I was just playing the straight man, Ebbie. ;-)

Pete - Oh, dear! You're right. Quite a faux pas on my part, that was. Her Magesty the Queen it is!

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Don Firth
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 03:08 PM

I checked this out on PolitFacts, and they gave it a "Pants on Fire" rating.

Everybody's pants were on fire. That's the kind of party it was!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 04:29 PM

Shocking!

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: GUEST,mando-player-91
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 04:58 PM

I want to know how old these people are who make up these stories and believe .... someone has been watching fox news to much

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:03 PM

The informed sources were senior officials who declined to be named because they were not authorized to discuss the matter with the media. Mr. Newt G. was apparently seen running from the "Love Nest" sans culottes and escaped detection by hiding in a thicket of poison ivy and blackberry bushes.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:08 PM

Mr. N. G. will not be available for interview for a week or so.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Don Firth
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:08 PM

Lookin' for anything that will tickle his fancy!

(snicker snicker)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:12 PM

Sorry, Neither Newt nor Rush has run anywhere in many years. Rolled down a hill maybe but there's no running going on there.
This whole business sounds like a Faux News Story.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:13 PM

But I do believe the story that Newt is next in line for the papacy has some merit. Watch and see.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 10:25 PM

Hey, I only report what I find out. Do you people (or any of you) think that I would make something like this up???? Of course not! I deal in facts, just as I dealt in facts for more than forty years as a librarian! This stuff is real, just like the rest of the news out of Washington and Tampa and SF and Big Neck and Dull Center.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 11:01 PM

I want to know how old these people are who make up these stories....

Generally at least 65. You see, if you've been around for that long, you've probably told the truth so many times you get free passes on a lot of lies. If you've mostly told the truth in your younger days, telling a few whoppers in your geezerhood probably won't result in your immortal soul being condemned to spend eternity in hellfire. Your pants, maybe, but not your eternal soul.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 11:58 PM

"Your pants, maybe, but not your eternal soul"

lol

Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 12 - 09:15 PM

Hot pants, huh?