Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 28 Oct 12 - 01:00 AM Spaw priceless |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: maeve Date: 27 Oct 12 - 10:09 PM Spaw- You've been missed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 27 Oct 12 - 09:39 PM Here's my idea, John... Big ol' scoops on the front of yer car that funnel the hogs right into a chamber above the exhaust manifold that cooks the hog so that when you get to where ever yer going it'll time for BBQ... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 27 Oct 12 - 08:54 PM Loved it, Spaw. Thanks. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Joe_F Date: 27 Oct 12 - 08:37 PM Oh. I thought you meant *ground* hogs |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Oct 12 - 09:25 AM Oh, it's springtime in the mountains and I'm full of mountain dew Can't even read my catalog like I used to do I'm a sittin' in that little shed that's right back off the house Here comes ol' Jake with all the hounds but he's gonna hear me shout. I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'. Let's go down to the meetin' house and wait till they start home Them gals that live on Possum Creek will always leave alone We'll run 'em down the corn row them sassy little misses We'll scare them pretty gals to death we'll stop and blow 'em kisses. Well, I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'. Now wash your face and comb your hair cause it's darn near time to start But let me tell you fore you go there's no one that's got my heart Don't chase that gal with the yellow hair and wearin' dress of green Well that little gal belongs to me I know she's past sixteen. Oh. I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'. Now I was headin' for the general store when a silly thing I've seen They make 'em in the city it's called a magazine I turned to page 32 and look at what I found Them gals wear clothes that we ain't seen beneath them gingham gowns Oh, I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: JohnInKansas Date: 26 Oct 12 - 10:05 PM Texas apparently is trying to fill Boberts order, although as usually they're a little behind. They do have a new method for hunting hogs, though: On Texas 130, road hogs are the feral kind By Vianna Davila The opening of the Texas 130 toll road extension went off without a hitch Wednesday, with no major collisions to speak of. But when night fell, the wildlife came out. Vehicles and animals collided at least three times somewhere along the 41-mile road that connects southern Austin to Seguin and boasts an 85-mph speed limit — the fastest in the country. Two hogs were hit, and one vehicle struck a deer. ... [The new road has the 85 mph speed limit that Texicans are braggin' is the highest in the country.] [A trooper reported at least 4 dead hogs early the next morning.] John |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 14 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM I'm thinking 2 hogs, Rap... Okay, no more than three... Once ya'll get 'um cooked ya'll gonna be so full of hog that you won't eat any more for maybe the rest of yer lives... So ya' show up with 99 smelly sumabcihes then that means I gotta deal with the other 96 or 97 of their rotting hog-slves... No thanks... Leave 'um in Florida... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Date: 14 Sep 12 - 09:11 PM So any number less than a hundred is okay, righ? You got any cassava root and banana leaves at your place, Bobert? Some whole pineapples would be a nice tough as well. Oh, yeah, I've been meaning to ask: you WILL want the guts fer chitlins and sausage casings, right? We kin try to save the blood so you can make some of yer famous blood sausage (black pudding) as well. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 12 - 09:36 PM Last time... No to the hog slaughter for me... Ya'll knock yerselves out... You wanta bring one 'er two here on the way home we can have us a fine BBQ... Bring a hundred then I'm shootin' when I see ya'll coming down the drive way... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 09:35 PM Copperhead Road fer them a wonderin. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Date: 13 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM If I can find the guy who had the grenade the cops took away I could use some of them! Kill 'em, butcher 'em, and tenderize 'em all at the same time. Might be a few little splinters but hey, that's just roughage. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM Well come with me and we will make sure we go there |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 09:24 PM Kin ya smell the whiskey burnin? |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 12 - 08:11 PM Ya'll bring a truck load of stenky hogs to my place then ya'll better come in with yer guns a'blazin 'cause mine sho nuff will be... Might of fact I'll have a few "Copperhead Road" surprises for ya'll and them stenkin' sumabiches... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 08:04 PM Party at Boberts! |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:52 PM Hoggin' ain't my bag, Ol'ster... Them things stink up purdy good live so I reckon that dead ain't gonna improve 'um in the stink category... Plus, between sittin' by my swimmin' pool watchin' the P-Vine swim nude or looking out at a couple hundred dead hogs in the badlands of Florida ain't like Menza stuff... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:44 PM Let me ask a very important question. IF I go hog huntin wit ye lads are we gonna get into SWAMP country? Yes, I am talkin Troy and Jr. and Willie (Willie be my fav if Troy didn't look like my distant relatives). Hogs on tha lefta ya, gators on the right, here I am... fire up that 30 oughta 6. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:40 PM ya better plan on going bobster, I got a .308 fer ya |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:34 PM No sport in hunting hogs in Florida... Just shootin'... You wanta hunt 'um then go to Georgia... But you gotta get people's permission to hunt 'um... Florida??? Once you get to hog heaven there ain't nobody out there... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:31 PM "not a sport hunt"... that's the only kinda hunt I ever did 'cept once and it still bugs me now and then. I caught a dozen large speckled trout and released them while fly fishing in Labrador. It was against regulations to keep them but I STILL thought it was fun to catch and release them, as was the common practice. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:18 PM BTW, Ol'ster... You can stay with my mom at her condo in Venice... She might have a short list of honey-dos for ya but nuthin' tough... You can drive 1/2 hour east and be in hog heaven... That's where there ain't no hunt in hog huntin'... Throw a couple bags of McDonald's fries out and sit right down in yer folding chair and shoot 'um as fast as you can pull the trigger... People say these critters is smart??? Smart as what??? Box of creek rocks??? I'll send a case of my secret sauce... Acually, I have two... One is Memphis style (tomato and sugar based) and the other is North Carolina (vinegar and pepper based)... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Jack the Sailor Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:17 PM You need to talk to these guys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smithfield_Foods the biggest meat packing plant on earth is 90 miles from here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:10 PM Correct Jack this is a meat run not a sport hunt. We have our minds set on BBQ oh yes with Bobster's secret sauce |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Jack the Sailor Date: 13 Sep 12 - 06:53 PM 500 + yards not very intimate. That isn't hunting. It is ordering meat on the Internet. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 06:51 PM Not with a .338 anyone can I think with the new high powered sniper scopes |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 05:34 PM "500++ yards"? Yer a sniper in my books. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 05:28 PM Ya it has a bite Jack LOL. I am not as good as any sniper but at 500++ yards he is mine |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 05:01 PM Soooo, yer sayin ya gotta big hog. Tusk, tusk again. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Jack the Sailor Date: 13 Sep 12 - 04:53 PM You are planning to fire a weapon with that third one? What will you be bracing the stock against? I got one word for you man. Recoil. Makes me want to cross my legs just thinkin' bout it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 04:08 PM I got three arms, well two but one that is as long as an arm |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 03:45 PM JAYSUS MAN! Ya can't shoot THREE guns at once! Kin ye? |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 03:06 PM I may consider a .338 Lapua |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 03:04 PM I don't tickle em Gnu I stop em, thats what I do |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 12 - 02:56 PM A .308 AND a 30.06? What is this, the Boar War? Boss Hog... tusk, tusk! |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 02:19 PM I look forward to meeting you boss hog on your own turf. I am bringing my special BBQ sauce just for you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,Boss Hog Date: 13 Sep 12 - 01:24 PM You punks aint gonna do nothin. You come to our turf and we tusk you see? Them bullets bounce of us and speshully our heads. You want a piece of us come on and bring it. You are shit adn you no what they say about goin to shit and the hogs ate em. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: number 6 Date: 13 Sep 12 - 01:13 PM Some years back we were invited to a pig roast hosted by the Vagabond MC ... when I inquired as to where they procured the pig, they replied that it was stolen from some farmer. biLL |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Date: 13 Sep 12 - 12:36 PM florida would be awesome, yea lets do it. 308 yes will do the trick. I will bring and ott six also. lets do it when the weather turns cause then I could use some sunshine and some hog meat |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:39 PM Nuke Florida Now!!! (Ahhhhh??? Hmmmmmm???...) B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:34 PM If they are that thick, explosive ordnace is in order. I say Sapper82 should be invited on the hunt. Them Brits know how to blow shit up. Been at it for hundreds of years. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:15 PM You wanta to hunt the hog, Ol'ster, then be prepared to drive to Florida... Ya' see, Florida has miles and miles of nothingness filled with 'um... You won't have to hunt them... Nor will you need a gun... Just a beat old truck that you can use to run 'um over... That's where the hogs are and where you ain't gonna have to pay some southern Georgia farmer to let you on his farm... You get into the innards of Florida and it's like, ahhhhh, nobody there... How many hogs you want??? 10??? 50??? 2000??? Bring ammo... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:07 PM You think a .308, backed with a .357, would be sufficient firepower? I'm thinking maybe a frangible or a Black Talon type bullet -- boattail, of course, punching out at about 2,000 fps. Semi-auto, 10 round magazine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Date: 11 Sep 12 - 10:32 PM If it ain't cute it ain't salvageable. Save the Madagascar vole? -- yeah, right. We've already wiped all but a very, very few specimens of Variola or Variola Vera out of existence and done it with malice aforethought. Baby harp seals are cute, katipos are not -- but katipos are endangered. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 11 Sep 12 - 10:18 PM SRS...there are a number of animals that are just plain nasty. Years ago, those were "taken out" with extreme prejudice as a matter of course. Nowadays, people in cities pontificate and fund-raise against such practices. Unwise in many cases for a myriad of reasons. I mean, racoons and skunks are cute but they'll kill ya. 1000 pound pigs that eat people? Yeah, shoot em. But don't shoot any tigers! They are cute and they are in movies and kids have tiger puppets... I've never seen a pig puppet. Miss Piggie don't count. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Stilly River Sage Date: 11 Sep 12 - 10:09 PM When I worked there the backcountry rangers in the Great Smoky Mountain Natl. Park carry guns and shoot any wild boar they encounter in the park. It wasn't something they mentioned to the general public, but carcasses were dragged away from trails, camps, etc. They are destroying the area and breeding prolifically. SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 11 Sep 12 - 09:54 PM So, my buddy's kid, early 20s, buys a Win 7mm and a... nevermind exactly what but he bought a pump action shotgun. W T F ??? 7mm??? Is he choppin fuckin trees ta get ta the shot? Sorry, I just can't get with the bigger is better theory when he hunts IN EASTER BRUSH fer fuck sake, eh? And, a PUMP? W T F ? Ya buy an over&under (Russian if possible on accounta THEIR gunsmiths actually fuckin hunted and know what works in the woods. Yeah, you heard me. I talked to the VP shotguns at WIN when I wanted a replacement barrel custom made for my Defender and he told me that the 18" OC that came with the piece a fuckin shit was the very best for upland... fuck me! V fuckin P of shotguns and the fuckin guy says shit like that... apparently the idiot can't shoot worth fuck!) and ya got it for life. And ya don't gotta fuck with shit jammin things up... I mean, fer fuck sake, if yer gonna hunt birds ya gotta crawl thru shit and that's a jam sooner or later. Now, I know not everybody knows what I mean about crawlin thru shit but I mean navigatin one-by-ones, what is yer one inch in diameter pine what grows one inch from the next one... and the next fuckin million. Try navigatin shit like that with a pump and then jackin shells. Lotta swearin gowan on sooner than... And, the worst. A PUMP? When yer on a huge cock and it's drummin and yer movin in 20 to 40 feet between shows and you see it drummin on a stump at the edge of a HUGE copse of one-by-ones strew with fallen pine logs covered with moss (fer even a master Ruffed Grouse hunter*, that situation is an. "Ohhhh, fuck me!") the LAST FUCKIN thing ya wanna do is PUMP! Why not just stand up and fuckin frolic?... HELLO BIG COCK! FLY AWAY BEFORE I SHOOT YOU! Another thing... a 3" chamber? W T F? What the Jesus are ye gonna shoot in the brush woods here with THAT? And the shells cost a lot more. Ya gowan after geese in the beaver ponds? Use a fuckin 22 like the rest of us. Just learn how to shoot so tha wardens don't catch ya. Grow tha fuck up little boy! Big guns and big shotguns suck. *Yup. Kinda proud of it, too. My Native is "Finesse". Why, I can call trout to the hook. No shit. I can. Ask me about calling trout with an axe some time. I gotta grab another old trut. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Date: 06 Sep 12 - 10:47 PM So, you coming to Getaway? |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude Date: 06 Sep 12 - 08:56 PM I am serious about the hog hunting though you guys figure out a good time and I am there for sure |
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Date: 06 Sep 12 - 04:53 PM "Has a Canadian-bred Bobert been born in Gnu?" ??? "Heavens to Betsy!" ??? Heavens to Betsy, NO! Now, I dunno Bobert all that well but I dare say Bobert would be deemed a gentleman by da girls I goes wit. When I was a good ol boy I woulda asked ye fellers if ya wanted ta hunt hunt? I ain't gonna explain it in open forum but I will say my old man taught me that a man don't need no gun. Just lotsa carrots an turnips... an balls. (Disclaimer... we ain't got no hogs up here. Gun required fer them.) |