BS: Fake Boobs?

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 03:53 PM

Human female breast tissue is one of the most amazing substances in the known universe. A woman lies down on her back, her breasts virtually disappear. She sits up and, voila! She has tits that weren't there just a few seconds ago!

Try that with silicone!

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 04:25 PM

Bee-dub:

That's a size (and maybe age) dependent observation. For many women I've known (well enough to observe), when they lie down on their back they're still right there - beside her. (Sometimes it puts them where they're even more convenient to play with.)

Maybe you're just not old enough to know.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 04:56 PM

I love a woman who can play bagpipes

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 04:58 PM

I suspect in "big country Texas" there is money to be made in penis reduction surgery...just speculating, of course.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 05:02 PM

No Ed T. Texas has not yet tried executions by Guillotine.

(Viagra only makes lawyers - and Texans - taller.)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 05:52 PM

John... you bad... hahahaha.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Don Firth
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 06:50 PM

I believe I have already expressed my thoughts on this matter on another thread.

CLICKY

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 06:55 PM

I think the bank teller has fake boobs. She's in her 40's or 50's and they have completely defied gravity. Her hair color comes out of a bottle. Everything about her seems fake. Creepy.
(:-( o)=

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Martin
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 07:19 PM

Henry, run a security pen over the bank notes she gives you !

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 07:27 PM

Hank... just when I think you might have some worth. Sigh. Shoulda known better.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 08:19 PM

William Shatner was once held up by airport security. They thought he might be attempting to take fake breasts across national boundaries.

He told the officer in charge, "Look, mister....don't make me take off my shirt!"

They blanched and let him go right away without further questions.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 08:51 PM

At the purely fetish level, I favored relatively small breasts for at least half my life. But I can honestly say I never considered breast size when deciding whether to pursue a relationship with a woman. In any number of instances, I've known and liked some woman well, and if I had been asked, without her there to see, whether her breasts were smaller or larger than average, I wouldn't have had the least idea.
For at least 15 years after I noticed that girls were sexually attractive, I was so puritanical that I could have an extended relationship with a woman and never consider trying to cop a feel. Eventually that changed; but after it did, I was perfectly happy to caress a nice feminine nipple if that's about all there was there. A few fellow 'catters would know that the lady I ended up with is definitely buxom, though not extreme. Truth be told, I have come to enjoy that.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 08:51 PM

You want 'um, get 'um...

It is a painful and expensive operation...

No, thanks...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 18 Oct 12 - 11:11 PM

As cosmetic surgeries go, a moderate enlargement is not all that expensive, and although it's not exactly an "outpatient procedure" it takes only about a day in the ward. I suspect that a reduction might be slightly more involved, but none of the few women who have discussed having surgery of that kind have complained about it being at all difficult.

A hemmorhoidectomy is actually more expensive than the most common enlargement, but the difference is that one is generally covered (in the US) by insurance while the other has to be paid in full by the customer. It's very difficult to find any surgical procedure that can be done for the $2,000 total bill one friend paid for her "enhancement" (for which I advanced her half the fee - obviously I was single at the time). [Note that that price was some time ago.]

As commonly done now, an enhancement consists of planting a small pouch under whatever's there so what pokes out is just as real as it ever was - it just sits on a little sturdier foundation and pokes out a little farther. It's also nearly always quite simply reversed should one want that later.

In the case of this person, she had indicated an interest in "making a change," but I discouraged her since she didn't really seem sure about it. Two years later she again discussed it, and again I didn't encourage; but when she raised the question again in about six months she seemed really certain, and quite reasonable in her expectations; so I helped with the transportation and the up-front fee (and the bra-fitting a couple of hours after the surgery as mentioned above).

Results were quite satisfactory, but so far as I cared not at all necessary. They were just what she wanted and it quite obviously made her happier with herself. A couple of months later the new boobs worked and she married a truck driver with a big d***, spoiling my plans for her but saving us both from making each other miserable had my fantasies worked out. Twenty years later, they're still married, although I haven't discussed their long-term satisfaction with the procedure with them.

Those who have unrealistic fantasies about how "correcting mother nature's errors" will make their life perfect should usually not be encouraged. For those with realistic expectations an "adjustment" can be perfectly appropriate, and it's nobody's business whether or not they do, or have done, whatever they want for themselves.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 07:00 AM

One of my young colleagues at the school where I taught fancied Ann,a very attractive teacher with an absolutely gigantic bust. They finally went out together and unfortunately she got rather drunk. He told me afterwards that the date wasn't a success. In his car at the end of the evening he made a move to finally get his hands on the prize so to speak, when she suddenly vomited copiously all over the dashboard. Poor chap, I wonder if it put him off large boobs for life.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 07:10 AM

Doesn't that belong in the musical instrument horror stories thread?
(:-( ))=

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 19 Oct 12 - 07:12 AM

When I was in my 20s a young girl came to work in the chemist shop, where I also worked. She was 17. She had the biggest chest I've ever seen and it was making her utterly miserable. She was already drinking, bringing in those tiny bottles of alcohol..

Well, one day she asked me to go back to her house for a meal. She lived with her parents, who were much older parents, Karina was the baby of the family, all of her siblings being in their 30s.

We sat at this massive table, her parents and I..and towards the end of the meal her father threw a £20 note at her and told her to go to the pub....£20 was a LOT of money in those days...

So,off we trotted...and on the way there she told me that her parents had agreed to pay for breast reduction surgery for her, but she'd been told she had to lose weight first. She wasn't excessively large at all, certainly not by the standard of some overweight people today...but because she was so unhappy, it was very hard for her to lose any weight because she ate and she drank to ease the emotional pain she was in.

Well, in we walked to the pub and conversation almost stopped dead!! She was decently dressed, but even so, the eyes of ALL the men in that room were rivetted on her boobs...and I felt so desperately sorry for her, because she knew damn well....

A few dashed over to us, desperate to chat her up, barely able to stop the saliva dripping from their mouths...I was appalled, to be honest. She'd had to endure this sort of behaviour for years...

Not good.
Not fair...

She was very pretty, very sweet...
She didn't stay long in the job and we lost touch pretty soon after, but I so hope her parents DID help her and that she DID get that reduction surgery, for her life was a misery...everywhere she went her boobs were the only thing that so many people noticed about her..

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 01:27 AM

FAKE BOOBS

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 02:30 AM

When a man discovers boobs

John

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 04:16 AM

Luckily for Ann, she of the enormous boobs, her personality was feisty and robust (sorry). She wouldn't have tolerated a relationship based solely on her 'attributes'. She made a very good marriage and had a little girl, and the last I heard of her she'd become Head of a large primary school. Good for her!

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: reggie miles
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 06:37 PM

Even though it may have been made as a lighthearted gesture, I think that the last post by JohnInKansas has also made a significant point regarding why it is that men sometimes respond as they do to this particular portion of the female anatomy. We are destined to connect with/to that part of a woman immediately after we are birthed. It is that part of a woman's body that we have a real tactile relationship with, for months and in some cases, for several years afterward. As infants, we are dependent upon being fed in this manner. Even if we are not breast fed, but rather bottle fed some kind of formula, the position that a woman will hold her infant, while doing so, still places us in very close proximity to her breast. The kind of bond that is created by a mother breastfeeding or even bottle feeding her child is something that we carry with us all of our lives. It's a primal thing. Couple all of that with the mating urges that accompany sexual maturity and hormones coursing wildly though the veins of those discovering members of the opposite sex for the first time, and add a few chemical, herbal or liquid recreational imbibements and it's enough to make some loose any sense of proper behavior and revert to a more primitive state.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: gnu
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 08:12 PM

reggie... well said. Although, I still take to heart what ***** said.

Cultural? Just the way it is where it is?

I believe that has merit. Ahhh... believe? Well, I would say what ***** said above is beyond just merit and speaks the absolute truth. I learned my appreciation for my belief in what ***** states from an Egyptian who I had the honour to study with at uni. I used to eat lunch with him in his office as often as I could (he a doc student and I a master's student). I asked him one day about why his wives were clothed to the hilt. He said, essentially, we are VERY sexual, far more than you that parade yourselves all day long. When you do that, and view pornography and all of that, you lose what I have in my bedroom. When my women take their clothes off for me when night falls, we have passion far greater than you.

I never forgot that. And I have viewed all others and their religions and their beliefs and their actions in a far different light than I might have if he did not educate me so frankly.

I could cite other encounters with people who educated me in one way or another, as we all could (saving some of the trolls) but when Mohammed ****** ***** *** explained to me why he had a better sex life than I had a chance of obtaining in my life (in his opinion), I learned to view all others with reverence and due consideration. Imagine that... Black Irish Cat'lic learns from devout Muslim... and I taught him some things about my way of life too.

I had relationships with many people from "all over" when I was at uni and when I worked in that city... I miss that interaction where I live now.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 08:51 PM

When I was in my teens, a male friend of mine, Bob, had big "man boobs". He was razzed so much for it that he developed a "big associated problem" and would never take his shirt off in public, even prefering to wear a t-shirt when swimming.

As Bob's close friend, I was travelling with his family visiting friends in to another city. All the kids (five or six of us) wanted went to the local urban indoor pool and we were having alot of fun horsing around. That was until a "pool lady" came up to Bob and abruptly told him that he had to take his top off, as "males were not allowed in the pool with tops on". Bob was embarassed by being singled out, and rather than taking his top off, exited the pool in embarassment. We all left the pool with Bob.

Bob's father privately explained to the "pool person" why Bob could not take his top off...but to no avail, as "the pool rules were the rules".

When we kids were told that we could go back in the pool, but Bob coulden't, we all protested - if Bob couldn't go in the pool, then we wouldn't go in. Looking back, it is rewarding to relect on this and how kids, even at a young age, are sensitive to the feelings of others.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 08:57 PM

Just when I thought this thread was over, I stumbled over this article:


'BREAST' seasoned alcohol

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 11:30 PM

There was a young lady from Belair
Who had a magnificent pair,
Or that's what we thought,
Until we saw one get caught
On a thorn and begin to leak air.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 01:34 AM

Why I knew a woman who wanted to be loved for her mind...so they all say, so they run down to get a boob job...then they live in fear that nobody likes them for their brain..but the boobs, they feel attracts men, which they torment forever, because they need more 're-assurances' that it really is their mind/brain they are loved for....and of course, that drives their man crazy..because they NEVER seem to be able to give them ENOUGH 're-assurances'.......because of THAT, the woman's mind turns ugly!!!....

....and all along, it was shape, not size!......and most importantly, how they treat their man!!..and in turn, each other.

And then there is the time(s), in the heat of passion, when they are massively turned on, and they are working up a major sweat, giving it everything they have..until that moment when an orgasm is about to take them into space, and beyond...she turns to him and groans between the panting, almost out of breath, "Do you really like me for my mind?"
"Sure Babe......I ALMOST had it!!"
He goes limp.
She doesn't 'get it'.....probably never will.....

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 10:49 AM

Thought this was another political thread about Romney.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 11:23 AM

Nope. He's a real boob.
=(:-( ))

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 11:32 AM

Oh dear, it must be awful to have lots of people lusting after you. Not.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 11:42 AM

Richard Bridge: "Oh dear, it must be awful to have lots of people lusting after you. Not."


Well Richard, those who don't, you could always smack them with your purse!

999, No, It wasn't about Romney....'Boobs' is in the plural...it's about BOTH of them (Oblabbo and Romulan)...revisit my first post on the subject...

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 01:09 PM

And you didn't bother to e-mail me back from over a month ago, so don't goddammit talk to me.

I'm glad the health issue is under control, btw. That's what I was asking about in the e-mail.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 01:53 PM

999, are you talking to me???

BTW, I haven't seen an e-mail from you...but, I've been away from the computer for the better part of 3 months..except for my brief excursions home....I have about 6478 unopened e-mails...I will definitely check for yours closer. When I did scan through them, though, I didn't see any from you...I'll check further...and I apologize if I missed it!!(Honestly!!)

Regards!!.......(unless you were talking to someone else..wink!)

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 03:50 PM

I was talking to you, my friend. I'll resend it. With my name in the message line in CAPITAL LETTERS. I hope you are doing well.

Regards backatcha.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 04:04 PM

I grappled with some fake ones once. Hard as a rock and not very sexy. I like real ones. The fake ones are just monkey junk.
=(:-( P)

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 06:02 PM

So, HK, do you mean "funked out monkey junk" or "junk monkeys" or have you invented a new expression and if so what does it mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 06:21 PM

It's Son House's expression for not the real thing.
=(:-( ))

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 06:34 PM

Henry, I think Richard may have a grasp of it....like his fake dick!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 06:57 PM

LOL!!!!!!!
=(:-( D)

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 08:33 PM

Gosh, real insight. Fake = not real.

Amazeballs. What a philosopher.

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 10:04 PM

Right!
(Amazing what this guy can realize when he's not writing hateful posts!)

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Brian May
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 01:25 PM

Err . . . I considered adding something to this discussion . . . then decided that discretion was the better part of valour.

:o)

Subject: RE: BS: Fake Boobs?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 27 Oct 12 - 06:34 AM

Last night I was at a McDonald's to buy a guitar from a fellow. I noticed a very well built young lady going into the restaurant. I think hers were very real. When she came back out a few minutes later she was walking very briskly and her big boobs were all over the place. I think she noticed me looking at her and she did it on purpose to taunt and tease me. You women have complete control over your boobs, don't you? You can make them bounce as much as you like? Or make them sit still? She was delightful. I'm completely smitten.
=(:-( P)