BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs

Subject: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 09:02 AM

Well, well, well...

Seems that the FBI is out spending our tax money digging in the middle of some field in the middle of nowhere looking for Jimmy Hoff's bones...

First of all... The current story makes no sense what so ever... Buried under a concrete slab??? I doubt it... At least not where they are looking... I mean, let's get real here... Mobsters ain't gonna order up a truck full of concrete to be delivered to so rural field where they are going to pour and finish a concrete slab... That, folks ain't gonna happen...

But never mind logic for a minute...

Seeing as people are so fascinated with Jimmy Hoffa's where about I think it fitting that they form clubs, collect membership dues and have annual conventions in various places where Jimmy might be hiding under-ground, so to speak... They could all bring club shovels... They could sell mementos and souvenirs and tee-shirts and "Where's Jimmy" board games... I mean, the possibilities are endless...

So, ya'll... If you want in on the ground floor then grab your shovel get with the program...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:02 AM

You forget the strong possibility that the mob owns a concrete company. They have muscled into many, many legitimate businesses. And who necessarily said the concrete was finished? It might have been poured in, then covered with earth by a mob-owned excavating company.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:31 AM

Maybe some farmer was pissed about the truckin fees ta market and offed Hoffa fer fertilizer.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Highlandman
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:42 AM

There are almost as many secret Hoffa burial sites around the northeast US as there were pieces of the True Cross in Medieval Europe. If the FBI dug them all up, Ohio would look like the Moon.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:44 AM

Yer just jealous coz nobody can be bothered formin' a club to look around for yer body, Bobertz.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:55 AM

Yes, of course that's it Chongz...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 01:25 PM

Heh! ;-) When Chongo dies (if he ever does) they'll be lined up in the thousands and tens of thousands to pay their respects. Ex-presidents will show up to eulogize him. Pop stars will sing songs about him. Then the movie. It'll really be something. Make Jimmy Hoffa's passing seem as insubstantial as a puff of smoke in a hurricane.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 04:06 PM

I should've really said "insubstantial as a dry fart in a hurricane". It woulda sounded grittier. ;-)

Chongo is thinking of starting up a line of T-shirts with a caricature of Bobert on the front, looking idiosyncraticly hillbillyish and slightly wacky, and the legend "Where's Bobertz?". I think such an item would sell quite well, maybe become a huge fad all over the country.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 07:53 PM

I want half the profits...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 08:11 PM

That sounds fair...

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 08:18 PM

Great... Order up the shirts...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 08:29 PM

First we gotta get the artwork done. This is gonna be fun! ;-) I think we need to focus on the marijuana angle...have you sitting on an old porch with a large smokin' doobie in yer hand and a bottle of moonshine on the side.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 08:51 PM

If he were alive it may matter. Otherwise,finding what may remain of him seems pointless (except for the entertainment value).

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 08:58 PM

I agree, Ed...

Like what is to be gained by finding his bones???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 09:14 PM

Well, you could ask the same about Amelia Earhart. People are just curious about that sort of thing, that's all. They want to know what happened. What is to gain? For those writing the stories that interest people and reporting on those stories, what they gain is their weekly paycheck. They wouldn't write about it if people weren't interested. By writing about it, they create more interest...thus keeping themselves employed. ;-) That's what's to gain!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 09:36 PM

Well, at least with Amelia we ain't burnin' tax dollars, LH...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 09:44 PM

Oh, heck...the cost would be negligible in the greater scheme of things. You know how much cruise missiles and attack drones go for? Besides, the FBI gets paid a certain amount regardless. They have a yearly budget, and you can just bet they make sure to spend every cent of it by year end, just like the private sector does. Consider the money gone, cos that's what it is...gone.

By the way, we've phased pennies out in Canada. They're gone now. Out of circulation. They did it because it cost more to make them than what they're worth, and people were getting to the point where they'd just ignore them if they were lying on the sidewalk. Just thought I'd mention it as a matter of general interest.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:02 PM

Same here, LH... Costs 1.6 cents to make a penny... Do the math...

Problem is that we are in gridlock politically and no matter how much anything makes sense we can't get 'er done???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:05 PM

Well, people will often resist a change because it offends their sense of tradition. Some people here were sorry to see the penny go. Others were glad. Politicians will play to whichever camp they think is to their advantage.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:06 PM

10/4...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:13 PM

As indicated earlier, I understand "the entertainment value", but not the considerable government investment that seems more geared to fueling that aspect.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 19 Jun 13 - 10:19 PM

The problem with Hoffa is that without a body there's no proof that he's really dead.

While he was "declared dead" by a court order as an administrative measure a few years after the last time anyone (admits that they) saw him, he might be still around pulling the strings that run the Teamsters, but just doing it invisibly (sort of like **** ******* ran Bush).

John

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 13 - 03:40 PM

He celebrated his 100th Bday at the Club D'age D'or De Dieppe this past winter. He was living in Shediac Bridge and that's where he met Elvis. They became close friends and Elvis sang at the Bday party... in FRENCH! Ya ain't never heard a rendition of Etes-vous Ce Soir Solitaire like he done. The was a whole lotta "sneakin around" goin on after the show. Les femmes d'age d'or might not be les poulets du printemps but Elvis still ruffles their feathers eh? I dunno if Jim-Bob got any fluff but I heard Elis had ta use his cane ta get ta the limo when he left the building.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Jun 13 - 05:31 PM

Okay???

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 08:16 AM

"'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs"

Try the Pro Shop.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: olddude
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 09:07 AM

concrete would be a terrible way to hide a body, the cement would preserve it nearly complete for DNA and everything else ... I think they are too smart for that. My guess ... orange or apple grove and there you will find his tennis racket and monopoly game board

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 04:33 PM

Nah... hog farm feed. After they pig out, yer just bacon fer it.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 04:42 PM

Dunderbeck's machine.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 02:14 PM

Bill D. Them hog's be less work in the end.

Find the pun. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 06:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwRvWT0kaeQ

Song there.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Where's Jimmy' Hoffa Clubs
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 07:25 PM

I met Jimmy Hoffa numerous times. Can't say I liked him much. He was specist right down to the soles of his shoes. Maybe it was some apes that done him in.

- Chongo