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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Rob Naylor Date: 23 Apr 15 - 09:20 PM Joe slipped in some wee? Hope he didn't get his kecks wet. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 23 Apr 15 - 02:19 AM I notice the "we" you slipped in there Joe. Noted. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,Eddie Date: 22 Apr 15 - 03:30 PM "they are all alike at the bottom" ? The problem is, they're not all alike at the bottom! Some of them have more down there than I have! You've got to be careful! Eddie |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: olddude Date: 21 Apr 15 - 09:17 PM Lol priceless |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,# Date: 21 Apr 15 - 08:12 PM It's all about the lure, line and rod, Dan. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: olddude Date: 21 Apr 15 - 12:45 PM Asian women want me, fish fear me |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker Date: 21 Apr 15 - 10:02 AM yeah - and at least that ad deserves a little merit for apparently being written by a human being rather than auto generated by a bot. .. it was rather charmingly amusing in the way it had been cheekily slipped into the context of this thread... |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 21 Apr 15 - 09:43 AM Mmm.. If you delete a post, at least delete my reply to it? If anyone wonders, the thread attracted an advertising plug for a Russian dating site... Hence my post following it
-Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,# Date: 21 Apr 15 - 08:46 AM My sister's going to the gig, Al. Be nice to her. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Ed T Date: 21 Apr 15 - 06:47 AM This one may, or may not be available? Russian mates |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 21 Apr 15 - 06:02 AM Come to think about it. I'm surprised the post above didn't happen sooner.... Still, Mrs Musket might have something to say about it and if Russian brides look anything like Putin..... |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 04 Mar 15 - 08:04 AM i don't even attract female mosquitoes. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 04 Mar 15 - 07:52 AM So... You didn't get laid after all? |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 04 Mar 15 - 05:03 AM it was a great night - contributions from Bob Kirkpatrick and Ian Sedwell. however as Kinch said in Donleavy's Ginger Man....I remain hounded fuckless through the streets. the mysteries of the orient remain shrouded in mystery. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,DrWord Date: 03 Mar 15 - 09:19 PM Joe:"K, so Tuesday evening is over in the UK. How did the concert go? Did Al have any luck with the Asian women? America wants to know. canucks too!! So how was the gig in the 17th C Boot? Keep on pickin' and grinnin', dennis |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 03 Mar 15 - 08:12 PM Apparently The Black Dog doesn't count. even though its older. iis on the other side of the river, and thus officially its in the chartered borough of Melcombe Regis - rather than Weymouth. but you're right. the black dog is 16th century and the Boot is 17th century |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: kendall Date: 03 Mar 15 - 07:08 PM Dean, I didn't write it. It's a very old song. I think I got it from Burl Ives. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Joe Offer Date: 03 Mar 15 - 06:49 PM OK, so Tuesday evening is over in the UK. How did the concert go? Did Al have any luck with the Asian women? America wants to know. -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: frogprince Date: 03 Mar 15 - 05:48 PM Did you write that lyric yourself, Kendall? : ) |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: kendall Date: 03 Mar 15 - 02:41 PM ..they are all alike at the bottom, selfish and grasping for all, they stick by a man when he's winning, and laugh in his face when he falls... "I've got no use for the women". Folk Legacy record FSI-57 |
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Subject: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,John Orford Date: 03 Mar 15 - 08:51 AM I'm happy to say that at 83 no women, Asian, attractive or otherwise are after me. My Asian wife hasn't left me so far either. Some here must lead a different life to me. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 03 Mar 15 - 08:48 AM A wonderful term of endearment used around those parts to mean the likes of me, who visit. Having family down there made me a semi grockle according to an ex landlord of The Brownlow..... |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,Robin Twatt Date: 03 Mar 15 - 07:27 AM Musket - what's a grockle??? |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 03 Mar 15 - 06:21 AM Send them a photo...of your bank statement. RtS |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 03 Mar 15 - 04:48 AM The Black Dog is the oldest pub in Weymouth. I'd hate to see you responsible for street protest and regime change at the village pump... Make sure the attractive Asian women are allowed in.. It was never known as grockle friendly! Go for it and have a pint of Devenish for me. I'll be down in the summer, make sure there are enough barrels left eh? Ian. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Mr Red Date: 03 Mar 15 - 03:40 AM lurid orange cider Probably Thatchers Cheddar Valley. If you had a choice between Cheddar Valley and Black Rat - you wouldn't have a choice, apart from the beetroot that gives it an orange tinge. They are the same, from the same mill. Go for Thatchers Gold, safe and palatable enough. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 02 Mar 15 - 06:41 PM no the banjo remains where it can do no harm. the gigs mine but if any mates fancy giving us a song or two i don't suppose the landlord will mind. lovely to see friends and enjoy the craic! the boot is the oldest pub in weymouth. You Americans would like Weymouth. wonderfuk English seaside town! here is an example of English seaside humour:- Two young ladies are walking down the pier. they pass a muscular young man in swimming trunks, one young lady lady says, what a long pier! and the other young lady says, yes! nice smile too! |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,Robin Twatt Date: 02 Mar 15 - 05:57 PM For Guest Dr Word - What is LOL? LOL is "Laughing Out Loud" LOL Definition / LOL Means The definition of LOL is "Laughing Out Loud" The Meaning of LOL LOL means "Laughing Out Loud" So now you know - LOL means "Laughing Out Loud" - don't thank us. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,DrWord Date: 02 Mar 15 - 05:48 PM GUEST,Jon: Wish I could be there! lol, as the young folk say. But, since Al has learned to tune his banjo without breaking strings, my query was serious. keep on pickin' dennis |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,Jon Date: 01 Mar 15 - 09:10 PM Oh I came to Al the banjo with an Asian on my knee? |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,DrWord Date: 01 Mar 15 - 08:42 PM Will the banjo be there? |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Mar 15 - 08:37 PM Below the line, Joe? Are you trying to interfere with the poor guy's trying to attract an audience to a gig?
Boot Inn, Weymouth on Tuesday 3 March! See and hear Al Whittle and/or Attractive Asian Women! You pays your money, and you takes your choice... Oh, and Al, about Kendall telling stories... He considers that to be revealing trade secrets, but he'll gladly tell you a vast assortment of lies. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Joe_F Date: 01 Mar 15 - 07:42 PM Surely, this belongs below the line, not to say below the belt. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 01 Mar 15 - 05:55 AM i always sort of hoped Mudcat would be a bit like that with all us old folksingers telling war stories Joe. instead of all this tripe about what is folksong. i remember one night in Penzance Bert Jansch, Roger Brooks (both now dead) and that guy Bert did the leather laundrette album with nattering away about places we'd been and people we'd met. I bet Kendall has got some great stories - but he always seems a bit stand offish. Its a solitary business - going round with your guitar - usually places you don't really know the people. you put on a show, and your mind is thrumming away for hours after -wishing you'd done this or that different. it would be nice now to, what was it Stonewall Jackson said...to sit under the trees together. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 01 Mar 15 - 03:23 AM White Rabbits! |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Gurney Date: 01 Mar 15 - 12:32 AM Guy I know has married three of them. They are attractive, too. The marriages didn't last, possible because he is not what they expected (his first marriage, to a local girl didn't last, either) or maybe they aren't prepared to put up with his shit once they have residence. His latest is a real honey, and smart, too. You have to pay their fare over. Good luck with the gig. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: alanabit Date: 28 Feb 15 - 06:14 PM Me too Joe - and I am sure it is not only Asian women... |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Joe Offer Date: 28 Feb 15 - 05:59 PM I gotta say, Al, this is an interesting way to promote a gig. Wish I could be there. -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 28 Feb 15 - 05:33 PM i like the boot. you can a bottle of red wine for under a tenner. they also do this lurid orange cider - i always think it looks like they made it at Winfrith. i remember sitting there earwigging to a gang of burglars at the next table...... this guy says, I just got out the nick, and my probation officer sent me to register at the cop shop. so before i walk out, they say to me -hang on a minute! and it seems i burgled this blokes house 20 years before - it was a bloke i didn't like . so when i' d finished nicking stuff - idid a pony and trap on his bed. i'd forgotten all this! but they matched the DNA in the shit to me. so there i was - remanded in rhubard and custody.... you don't get stuff like that, trolling through these arts centres. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: frogprince Date: 28 Feb 15 - 03:52 PM Dawgone, Bee-dub, I've seen worse looking women than her... I guess I've had some Asian ladies after me, but recently it's been women within thirty or forty miles who have let me know that they're lookin' for love online. Now that I think back, there was a young lady in Taiwan who snoogled up to me and said "Herro, big strong man, I show you many preasures"; I thought about it a bit, but I didn't have much cash on me and I really don't like antibiotic injections. That was just about 49 years ago... |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Musket Date: 28 Feb 15 - 12:48 PM Years since I played at The Boot... My niece worked behind the bar and my brother in law "advised" on the gaffer's whisky collection. I always took my guitar when spending a couple of weeks in Weymouth. I used to regularly play The Boot, Black Dog, New Rooms Inn, The Brownlow and The Ship at Upwey. Thirty years back, though. Sorry Al, just reminiscing... |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 28 Feb 15 - 12:09 PM My wife's niece is half Chinese. She's also a professional model and dancer (click). As far as I know, she has not needed to resort to spam emails to attract men, but if you play well maybe she'll come dance at your gig. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker Date: 28 Feb 15 - 10:59 AM "Believe me, they only want you as a toyboy and will cast you aside without a backward glance once they've had their fill of you. Then where will you be?" .. funnily enough... That's exactly what happened to me when I was 27.. She was 7 or 8 years older, and a well off TV producer from Hong Kong... I was a skint, skinny, arty farty post grad student... Never mind, at least I got a few good hot meals from a damn fine Chinese restaurant [just off Leicester square] out of the affair... |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Rapparee Date: 28 Feb 15 - 10:48 AM Russian women are after me. I know because one of their emails slipped past my wife. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Michael Date: 28 Feb 15 - 09:26 AM Well, yes but it's where you've been that matters. |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Thompson Date: 28 Feb 15 - 09:06 AM Believe me, they only want you as a toyboy and will cast you aside without a backward glance once they've had their fill of you. Then where will you be? |
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Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: GUEST, DTM Date: 28 Feb 15 - 07:15 AM BAW: "...apparently attractive asian women are looking for men like me" Aha, U2? ;-) |
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Subject: Attractive Asian women are after me... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 28 Feb 15 - 06:11 AM come to my gig at the boot inn, weymouth on tuesday! just had an e-mail - apparently attractive asian women are looking for men like me....will any of them get to the boot and buy a cd....? somehow i doubt it. |
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