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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 07:35 PM

Most of the poems that were hidden (several dozen) in the Mudcat Poetry Corner thread have been restored. I think Amos' plans to publish that poetry were cut short by life and the move, and then his death. There are a few more to track down at some point in the future, but this is the lion's share, as far as I can tell.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 06:58 PM

The good news today is that I found a file I saved back in 2015, with links to all of the poems posted in MOM1 that Amos wanted hidden so he could publish them in a book. Or I may have taken them out of the posts, I can't remember. It's possible to open individual posts if the results show up in a search, but I can't paste the link directly into the search bar and get anything but code "500 Internal Server Error." I have to figure out if I can search on the message number.

The bummer today is that I was at the grocery store self-checkout with stuff from my shopping list and I accidentally left my milk carton behind (I didn't scan it so I didn't pay for it, it's down on that little shelf beside the register). Now what else did I set on that shelf? And I seem to have lost that shopping list.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 02:39 PM

Mom!

I've discovered a foolproof way for you and your friends to get away with doing unscrupulous things without getting caught! Just make sure you NEVER refer to the deliberative process leading up to the actual nefarious deed(s) as "hatching a plot". When plots are hatched, the events which ensue are automatically doomed to failure. Just call the planning process "doing the laundry" or something, and everything will go perfectly.

Also, make sure you don't claim afterwards that everything "went off without a hitch". That's a sure-fire way to guarantee that some moron left their wallet at the scene of the crime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 20 - 06:19 PM

Happy New Year That Betelgeuse Is Gonna Explode! (Mom, I've got a nice deep mine shaft, well stocked with whisky, whiskey, and even foodstuffs where you can stay safe.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Jan 20 - 04:35 PM

Happy New Year everybody.
And everybody else, as well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 19 - 08:42 PM

I am off to Missoula and then to Spokane around first light tomorrow. The forecast changed from pleine du neige to plus de plui. If your French or mine is rusty and squeaky, lots of snow was changed to lots of rain (maybe). Anyway, the temperatures changed from low 30s F to 40s F. Since we are going by car I'm taking my laptop and will let y'all know if I'm still alive. Back home Sunday sometime.

Why visit the Spokane Museum of Arts and Culture? Because

The centerpiece of the exhibition is a rare embroidered Bengali quilt which, according to recent research, is most likely one of the oldest surviving quilts in the United States. Its design, materials, and construction indicate that it was made in Bengal during the 17th century. Genealogical research suggests that it was brought to Massachusetts during the 1600s and to Spokane around 1900 by the family of David L. Huntington, for whom Huntington Park is named. This provenance is supported by consultation with outside experts.

My wife has an "in" with the curator of the textiles there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Dec 19 - 07:22 AM

music notes versus question marks,
that sounds familiar.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM

It may be as far as 650+ light years away depending upon galactic variations, orbits, time and dark energy, but who is counting.
If you were lucky when it exploded in the distant past, you would be able to see it in the daytime sky. Gamma ray damage would be 'light'.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 19 - 07:39 AM

BWL, it is said there are 3 TRUTHS we deal with in our universe; personal truth, political truth and objective truth.

Personally if Betelguse blew up today we will never see it in our lifetime as its light and gravity waves make their journey of 430 light years to Earth.

Politically the 'make Betelgeuse great again' movement has been good for their antisemetism attacks, mass shootings, nazis, zenophobic internment camps for immigrant children and waves of enourmous hate that is on the verge of exploding.

Objectively Betelgeuse could go on like this for another million years before its mega nova.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 10:30 AM

In "Preview", they were musical notes, not question marks. Honest.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM

If a planet's orbit is tidally locked with its star so that the same planetary surface always faces the star, there are no days. There's just the same shit all the time. Boring!

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The sun won't come out tomorrow
'Cause the damned thing's always in the sky
We can't think about tomorrow
It's not part of our ree-al-i-tie

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 09:45 AM

I suppose that the inhabitants around Betelgeuse (there are FOUR E's in that name!) could simply be reducing their energy usage and the GO isn't involved at all. Of course, he does own the power utilities out that way and lack of income could annoy him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 09:36 AM

I find it curious that Tomorrow is unreachable in the now. It is untouchable and forever out of realization except in the cosmologist's POV thought experiment, "the slice of Time model".
Only there is there a place and time where tommorrow has already happened.

If the Son will 'come out' tommorrow, is a personal matter.

Thats the truth


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 08:40 AM

Call it Biff or Scooter, Beatle Juice is real in its current male personna and soon will enter its female state of a black hole.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Dec 19 - 11:27 PM

The real reason Betelgeuse is going to blow up is because the Galactic Overlord has never liked the star's name. A zillion times bigger than our Sun and the best name we humans can come up with is Betelgeuse? It's hard to spell and sounds like a joke. And what does it even mean?

The GO has decided to get rid of Betelgeuse and replace it with something else, in hopes we'll give the new thing a more dignified name.

Like Bryce or Heather.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 19 - 09:21 PM

Mom is eternal.

Now that Betelgeuse looks like it's going to go nova or even supernova it makes me wonder if it's the work of the Galactic You-Know-Who. (Is there a Galactic Overlady? Or do women just naturally rule the Overlords?)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Dec 19 - 08:25 PM

Happy Gnu Year's is on the way.


And I noticed something curious.
The big Mother of All BS Threads is still closed for repairs;
that page still comes up.
What's curious is that I can use the Filter Search thread title feature,
enter Mother of all BS Threads,
and the Great Old Thread still appears in the search results.
That's how I got the 'closed for repairs' page.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 19 - 08:23 PM

I made a slight error. The sun did come up, and also yesterday and today. I shall predict that it shall come up tomorrow. I may write a song about it called "Tomorrow."

How's this sound?

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

I probably need some more verses. Amos would write it in jig time, but since I can't dance a jig (or much of anything else these days) I'll write it in plain ol' 9/16 or something.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Dec 19 - 03:31 PM

Mom!

Forrest Gump lied!

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates!

Life is like a claw machine in the vending area at the entrance to a Walmart. Most of the time, you just feed quarters to it and get nothing back. Every once in a while, you get a tiny stuffed penguin.

NOBODY ever gets the drone.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 10:09 AM

The fog is so dense here you can't see a full block ahead of you, so what do you expect? The Galactic Overlord slept in this morning, apparently. (And I thinned out the Limeys yesterday, there was way too much bickering going on in that cross-thread running battle.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM

It's 7:25 a.m. and there is NO SIGN OF SUNRISE!!!

The Galactic Overlord has stopped the sun from coming up! We're all gonna freeze and stuff!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 08:17 AM

Limeys calling each other names. Tsk, tsk. We would never ever do that in the US!

Granted, I do think it would be interesting if dueling (swords only) were re-instituted and folks had to put up or shut up. Knowing you might be called upon to put your life on the line to back up your cockamamie insults/opinions might make you think again before calling someone (excuse the language!) a "dumb poopyhead".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 08:03 AM

Mom!

There are currently 19 threads in the "music" section upstairs and 26 threads in the BS section! There's more BS than music for the first time in recent memory! And some people had the nerve to say BS was dead!

Okay, half of those BS threads are the Brits going on incessantly about their political horseshit, but I suppose they count anyway. Sometimes you just have to take what you can get.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 19 - 08:05 AM

Oh, this place is certainly a thrill every minute! Horrible Hank and Stormy Sam had their annual Christmas shoot-out at the Legion Hovel last night, complete with the Annual Pitch 'Em Out contest by the devotees of the place. HH flew the farthest (87.4 meters, metres in Canada, with SS in second place at only 67.0 meters). Naturally, their SuperSoakers were confiscated, and SS was found to also be carrying a hidden Nerf derringer! And as usual they had to buy a round for everyone in the Hovel at the time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 19 - 08:30 PM

Well, the 1B indicates the county (Bannock, the only county named for a bread product), but there's enough S here to share.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Dec 19 - 10:51 PM

My current license plate ends in RIC, in honor of Ricky Ricardo. As long as I have that particular plate, I am obligated to shout "Honey, I'm home!" every time I walk through the front door.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 19 - 09:24 PM

MOM! I just remembered that my automobile license plate begins 1BS in honor of you!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 02:22 PM

While the yard next door is plowed with footprints in the snow, I haven't seen the four neighbors so far this week.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 12:54 PM

correction; RAPARMYCIN


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 11:07 AM

Large warehouses lik the RNC, Redskin stadium,Trump hotels, Trump Mega church...


This just in...

A transplant drug with anti-ageing properties has been shown to rejuvenate the oral health of old mice.
The drug, called RAPAMYCIN,
regenerated the bone in which teeth are embedded, restored the mouth microbiome to a youthful state and reduced inflammation.

It is the first time any treatment has been shown to rejuvenate oral health, says team leader Matt Kaeberlein at the University of Washington in Seattle. “We could actually see spots where new bone was growing around the teeth.”



Read more: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2227421-anti-ageing-drug-rejuvenates-the-mouths-and-oral-microbiome-of-mice/#ixzz68MTA7Rec


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 12:35 AM

You can pay a fee to Amazon to keep that stuff in their warehouse, then the "Fullfilled by Amazon" line appears in your sales through Amazon as a vendor. Done and dusted.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 19 - 07:47 PM

Just like family Storage lockers, large warhouses loose a lease or goes bankrupt. If you have capitol you can operate a dollar bush chain on the internet and sell on the business model of building 19 without real estate costs..

A clever buyer of distresed or abandoned merchandise can sustain a warehouse, shipping dept and internet workers almost like Amazon. Acquire crap at a maximum of 5 cents on the dollar and sell at 25. Expand to China for other abandoned crap when the time is right.

Call it 'INSANE JANE' AND SELL AT UNBELIEVABLE PRICES.

Finding the unlikely cheap large warehouse is key
know any?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 08:49 PM

I have it! Dollar Tree just needs to change their slogan from "Where Everything's a Dollar" to ""Where Everything Would Be a Dollar If Trump Hadn't Slapped Tariffs on All the Chinese Crap We Sell".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 05:48 PM

Dollar General and Family Dollar have retained their names but they gave up on charging $1 for everything ages ago. There was another sort of dollar store, usually a real hodge-podge of stuff, a lot of it imported, and the owners were usually immigrants. Those places had some real treasures at times. I think the ones I used to shop at have all closed (probably because I'm not the only one who abandoned them for Big Lots years ago.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 04:05 PM

I tried to buy something at a dollar store. The sign said "Everything $1.00!!" They wouldn't sell me the store, the cashier, the computer system or ANYTHING! Big ripoff! I went next door and told a guy that I wanted to buy a brand new car for a dollar and told him the store next door said EVERYTHING was $1.00 and so why didn't he honor that?

Finally the cops and EMTs came and took me to the hospital in an ambulance with nicely padded walls.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 10:54 AM

Lots of Dollar stores have closed and are replaced by '5 Below'
Everything under 5 dollars


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 10:14 AM

Mom!

I have horrible news! The Dollar Tree store no longer carries Mrs. Freshley's "Delicious Deals" mini-donuts! I suppose the wholesale price has gone up to where Dollar Tree can no longer sell them for a dollar. (They're $1.50 elsewhere.)

I suppose that's what happens when one's business model is "Everything's a Dollar". Even at very moderate inflation rates, there will eventually come a time when almost everything is more than a dollar. What will happen to Dollar Tree when that day arrives? Will they rebrand themselves "Dollar-and-a-Half Tree" where "Everything's a Buck-Fifty"?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 19 - 12:19 PM

The MOAB Constitution sub section 272 Eyes Only addendum file FOIA 12268003FY states clearly :

(redacted) for all purposes to shield and protect (redacted) in order to promote unlimited comic (redacted) or SHOW OFF (redacted)...



So much for your version of what MOABS is supposed to be.
I'm sure the Bitches of the 7 stars and Lion's club agree ;^/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM

Edited my last post to capture the text. This way if/when the post goes away one can still read the text and search for photos of those lingam worms.

It's difficult for this thread to continue to generate high quality BS when the news of BS coming out of the UK suggests that much of that kingdom has gone berserk and re-elected their own clown head-of-state. Here's hoping cooler heads prevail here after Drumpf makes history (achieved while this post was being typed). But this is supposed to be an amusing, uplifting thread, not a really really scary story, so I will desist from further observation of this sort.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 08:50 AM

Fortunately we have neither in Idaho! They wouldn't dare! Our State Legislature would quickly put a stop to it, if it didn't find a way to tax it.

By the way, our appeal of our property tax has gone to the State tax board. According to the letter we received yesterday this county has filed 279 such appeals, versus 325 for the rest of the STATE. The Board is also out of money for the appeals and will be asking the Legislature to an additional appropriation.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 08:30 AM

We don't have penis worms in Florida, but we do have Slippery Dicks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 01:00 AM

You can't top the New York Post for Bullshit. But in this instance they actually published something more bizarre than bullshit.

In case the link expires, the article says:

It’s a bird … it’s a plane … it’s a penis fish?

Thousands of “pulsing penis fish” have washed ashore on a California beach, as seen in jarring photos that are raising eyebrows due to the creature’s phallic shape.

The quirky marine life is officially called fat innkeeper worms (Urechis caupo), and an expert writes for Bay Nature that he believes a recent storm in the Drakes Beach area is the reason so many of them mysteriously appeared on the beach.

Ivan Parr, a biologist from the Western Section of the Wildlife Society, spotted them Dec. 6 and explains that the 10-inch fat innkeeper worm typically lives underwater, burrowing in mud or sand, but the storm likely carried them ashore.

“I’ve heard my share of imaginative theories from beachcombers, such as flotsam of a wrecked bratwurst freighter,” he writes.

However, Parr explains that a sausage ship accident is not the cause of this scene.

“We’re seeing the risk of building your home out of sand,” he says. “Strong storms — especially during El Niño years — are perfectly capable of laying siege to the intertidal zone, breaking apart the sediments, and leaving their contents stranded on shore.”

The spoonworm, which can live up to 25 years, feeds and swims using its “spatula-shaped proboscis.” It typically eats bacteria, plankton and other small particles, which it collects using “sticky mucus nets.”

Parr says he’s heard of sightings over the years in California at Pajaro Dunes, Moss Landing, Bodega Bay and Princeton Harbor.

The creature dates back 300 million years and also can be eaten. An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 19 - 10:17 PM

Those were BWL and Rapaire

now back to our regularly scheduled incomplete reality of quantum physics.

The world is composed of quantum realities, so are our brains with 'micro tubuels'.   Einstein did elucidate the realities of the quantum universe, his only attack he made upon quantum theory was that it is incomplete. So let us complete it, shall we?

Lets look at a thought experiment in which an adjoining medium or 'space dimension' would allow for all the odd inexplicable behaviors of quantum wavicles. It would have to be a medium or space dimension that would allow for wavicles to disappear between states and account for entanglement.

It would have to allow for the very small to enter and exit this special space but block the macroverse. The properties of this special space or medium would have to allow a simulataneous touching of every spot in the universe to touch or be adjacent to one another.

It would have to be a very special and bizarre space indeed. I have always called it anti space and of course it would have to be, get this, invisible.

Such a space would allow for all the impossibilities of quantum mechanics. Sherlock said when you've tried everything and only one possibility remains, that has to be your answer. Well that defies logic but if the special space allows for all quantum shenanygans...it should be considered. The problem is we can not yet measure let alone see special quantum space.

There we completed the quantum mystery. thank you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:55 PM

How high's the BS, mama?
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Two feet high and risin'

They're a carryin' on about Schroedinger's cat
And why that is this and this is that
Everyone's a talkin' right outta his hat,
Two feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Three feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Three feet high and risin'

It's comin' up from the ground an' down from the trees
It's comin' in ships across the seven seas
I'm pretty darn tall but it's up to my knees,
Three feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Four feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Four feet high and risin'

It's a comin' from the sky just like it was rain,
It's outta control like a runaway train,
This whole bunch is loony, ain't none of 'em sane
Four feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Five feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Five feet high and risin'

Better get some hip-waders or a tall pair of boots
Its a risin' quicker than you can say "shoot"
An' these people is crazy as a whole buncha coots,
Five feet high and risin'

Well, it's five feet high and risin'



guess who wrote these last two.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Genisis
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:39 PM

Once upon a midnight dreary
As I searched, both weak and weary,
For lyrics to song that was labeled "forgotten lore"
Then did I hear a pecking, pecking, pecking, pecking,



Some peckerheads, I thought, were pecking at my chamber door.

But no, I had searched for lyrics,
Using all the computer searching tricks
I had mastered many, many years before,
And I had stumbled into a den of old and eldritch scat
And there I posted, as a GUEST, my first post at Cafe Mudcat


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:17 PM

Capitalization by demigods moves in strange and mysterious ways unlike mudelf rules.

Like, pope Fransisco the San Andreas treat.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 10:39 AM

Please, make that a lowercase god - the panoply of gods created here at Mudcat all deserve to be lowercase. The uppercase one (created in the shape of man) is busy with war and pestilence right now. Best not call that malignant being over here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 19 - 07:55 AM

You may address me as "Dominus et Deus meus." And I declare double tithing for all!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 19 - 08:19 AM

You have gone from emporer to God? Julius found this a difficult transition. Of course it is an honor to have God post here. Its better than being friended on Facebook.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 19 - 09:18 PM

Of course, in the beginning there was Nothing. Just a big, black Nothing. I had to invent the concept of "points" or there would have continued to be nothing to measure. If there was nothing to measure I couldn't teach all them folks how to measure. You may or may not thank me for this later.


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