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Subject: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 11 Jun 01 - 05:49 PM YES I AM!!! I'm even more than mad, I am INCENSED!!!! Completely insulted and just as mad as I can be!!!! I'm not angry with any of you but I am VERY MAD at Catspaw!!! I simply cannot believe he has been this cruel and lacking in all compassion for me. As you all know, Catspaw has taken me everywhere with him and I've been able to meet a number of 'Catters. As a true 'Icon of Mudcat,' it's only right that I should get to meet other 'Catters and give them a free toot up my bum. BUT NOW..........Well, I never thought Catspaw would so completely forget me!!! Bill Sables and Sam and Ian all came and ate and played music and talked and.........
WHERE WAS I ??????????I'll tell you where I was! I was at home sitting on my little shelf! Now I know that Catspaw has had a lot on his mind and all and the Yorkshire Boys were only here for a very short time, but I ask you, Is that any reason to forget the possum???? I should hope not! But alas, there I was, left alone. And when Mario was here I was in the next room, but did Catspaw come in and get me? NO!!! And Mario has my little sister too and I would so loved to have met him! I know that Catspaw loves me, but lately he has been very forgetful of me and it's hurt my feelings and made me a sad little clay possum. But the story gets even worse!!!! When Catspaw and Karen came home, he at least shared with me the happenings of the time with Bill, Sam, and Ian that you all read about here on this thread. Well, that was OK I guess, but still not as good as meeting the boys! BUT THEN............Well, I don't know what to say! He reached in a bag and brought out this little statue of some naked boychild taking a piss!!!!! Please excuse my language, but I AM mad!!!! And do you know what he did with it? He put it on the shelf right next to me!!!!! It's supposed to be some model of a big statue in Belgium but I don't care. All I know is that now I have to share space with Wee Wille Winkie! I didn't meet Mario. I didn't meet Bill, Sam, and Ian. And now I'm stuck with Leopold Littledick as a companion. It's not been a good two weeks for me gang and I just had to write and say so. Catspaw says he will do better and it will be like the old days, but I'm still mad right now and as a 'Mudcat Icon,' I thought I should let you all know. I send you all my love fellow 'Catters. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 11 Jun 01 - 05:53 PM Aw geeziz Cleigh......I said I was sorry fer gawdsake............oy........................................ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 11 Jun 01 - 05:56 PM If I were a clay possum, I know I'd be pretty upset! In fact, I'm not even a clay possum and I'm still upset just thinking about it! Rich |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 11 Jun 01 - 06:04 PM Oh Cleigh. I am sorry. Spaw hasn't been himself lately. And now with this feud brewing between him and Kendall...well I just don't know. Why don't you suggest that he put Wee Willie in the bathroom - seems appropriate - or give him to Karen to keep with the David magnets. They too can flash their gear and threaten each other. How about it Spaw? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Lyrical Lady Date: 11 Jun 01 - 06:28 PM My sympathies Cleigh ... I noticed that 'Spaw' just had a birthday ... do you think his forgetfulness could have anything to do with that?? Losing your memory is most upsetting ...I KNOW... I forgot to wish 'Spaw' a happy birthday ... Don't tell him Cleigh ... maybe he never noticed!! LL |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jun 01 - 07:38 PM Oh dear, Cleigh, you puir thing. At least I hope he has the little boydick pointed away from you! You have all my sympathy, although to be fair, since he was having his teeth out, I don't think he was in any shape to blow you at all, even the night before. Just be faithful and steadfast and be a little trooper and I'll bet Spaw will make it up to you when he gets back from the next go round. Maybe he'll even take to you the Getaway!! He'd be a fool to go there without you! luvyafeller...kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Naemanson Date: 11 Jun 01 - 08:55 PM You are right, Cleigh, and you need to act! Think about it. You know where he has to kiss you to help you make music. Just think, a little vegamite and at the right time.... Consider it an act of directed flatulence! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 11 Jun 01 - 09:27 PM Cleigh, honey, any time you want you can move out here to the Wild,wild West. We'd be happy to put you on the piano where everyone who comes in would admire you. Just say the word, and I'll clear off a space next to the Pixie Harp. Harps are so much nicer than little boys, don't you think? No one should have to endure such abuse! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 11 Jun 01 - 09:30 PM Come to think of it, I'll bet Spaw'll blow a mean possum-hole without any teeth to get in the way! Rich |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: hesperis Date: 11 Jun 01 - 10:22 PM Oh, noooooooo! This is truly dire, I fear. Sure, Spaw has not exactly been himself lately, but still... to forget about Cleigh???????????? And the INSULT of having a little boy willie RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! The HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 11 Jun 01 - 10:59 PM Catspaw says the stupid little whizzer is actually some statue or fountain in Brussells and I looked it up. Maybe if he'd dress up like in the photos on this website it would be OK, but right now he looks like the bottom picture and I am simply disgusted! Catspaw tried to appease me with a toot up the butt and I thought it'd be a laugh, but he still has all of his front teeth so there wasn't a joke in it for me at all! So I'm still mad! He's just got to remember me more often......and get some clothes for that sillyass lil' pisser! Cleigh O'Possum |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jun 01 - 11:32 PM Well, poor Cleigh, it looks like you have a Real Pissant on your hands, darlin'. I don't envy you with the pools this guy makes! Maybe you can get Spaw to put some kind of basin with a splashguard under the littledick so you don't get all wet! In sympathy, kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: thosp Date: 11 Jun 01 - 11:54 PM honestly Cleigh i don't blame you! how could Catspawn be so negligent? --- if anyone moves out i certainly don't think it should be you! do you think there is a solution? or is it a case of IRRECONSILABLE DIFFERENCES? --what's a possum to do? -- if you need someone to talk to -you need only to PM me -- i want you to know i'm there for you! peace (Y) thosp |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 12 Jun 01 - 12:28 AM Ah, what the hell, Cleigh--just boot the little bastard off the shelf, why don't ya? Havin' to sleep with somebody that wets the bed is the pits--ask Cletus or Reg, Reg, or Reg. No Tooth Fairy money for 'Spaw...anybody that'd forget a sweet, helpless, adorable little possum like that...boo, hiss...
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Jun 01 - 02:18 AM No tooth fairy money cause i accidentally forgot the possum? And I was counting on that to pay the surgical bill.......................... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Jun 01 - 02:26 AM Cleigh my darling, next time you need a whizz, do it on the little boy and see how he likes it. He makes a habit of doing it on tourists who come to see him, so get your own back on the antisocial little git. If you want a holiday in the UK, I have a special place just for you...... warm, soft, and not the least bit hairy.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 12 Jun 01 - 03:04 AM Dear Cleigh, Just think of it this way old pal! You ARE a Mudcat icon in the best possible sense and I'm sure 'Spaw will continue to let all the good 'Catters have a tootle up your arse. Dear Katlaughing has it about right old fella, this willie-waver could become an icon for all those REAL LITTLE PISSANTS that constantly get up poor 'Spaws nose. This would surely put him in thouroughly positive mood and I'm sure he'll give you a tootle any time you like! Remember, what seems like adversity and an insult could actually be a blessing in disguise! Don't forget that a big man clad in black leathers rode a very powerful motorbike indeed at high speed along Europe's most dangerous roads to rendevous with Bill in order to deliver this little rascal unto 'Spaw. Nobody would have done that unless they'd either had world domination in mind or the more noble intentions of ensuring that all the "little pissants" who pop up from time to time at Mudcat got a good soaking from THE MASTER PISSANT of all! So try to think of it positively dear little friend! Tootle-oo for now! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Jun 01 - 09:07 AM See Cleigh? The Mooman is right!!! You're such a nice little fellow and all and we NEED a LITTLE PISSANT Icon around here as he says, because we do get the occasional "Miserable Little Pissant" posting here......like Conrad. Think about it. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: MMario Date: 12 Jun 01 - 09:28 AM What Dido said to me about her not going to Ohio and Texas can't be posted. (I haven't the foggiest idea where she possiblycould have learned such language!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Morticia Date: 12 Jun 01 - 10:00 AM Dearest Cleigh, as a social worker I think it only fitting that I should come and iniate a Possum Care Proceedings Assessment, with a view to taking you into care ( mine) and ensuring that you are treated in future with the love and respect that any small mammal needs in order to achieve his full, wind-assisted potential. With respect to insisting you share your living quarters with a person or persons not of similar interests, age or indeed species, I feel this is a grave departure from those guidelines put in place to ensure your well-being and your carers have commited a serious breach of the responsibilities entrusted to them.Tell Spaw he may expect to hear from my department in the near future. If you feel yourself to be in danger of physical harm, you can of course phone the ASPCP ( American Association for the Protection of Cleigh O'Possum) who will come and gun him down for the dog he is.
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Willie-O Date: 12 Jun 01 - 12:48 PM Cleigh you could probably sell the little fella to one Dan Quayle, a one-time popular comedian who is known to have a weakness for small anatomically correct figures. No idea where you'd find Mr Quayle today, but he doubtless has some important-sounding job which doesn' entail any actual responsibility or critical thinking skills. In fact, he might be in the basement of the White House. Just a thought. Whoops, it disappeared! Willie-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 12:57 PM Cleigh, my love. Does the name "Bobbitt" mean anything to you? Just a thought. And try not to remember where you threw it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 12 Jun 01 - 01:02 PM Mr Quayle was last heard of at the Idaho remedial spelling summer camp. RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 03:29 PM "You say potatoe And I say potatoe" Bush claims that the remedializing are going wellness. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 03:39 PM That twitty little Robert Redford wannabee really ticked me off a few years back when he announced the HE KNEW that children are better off in traditional two parent homes. I wrote a letter questioning whether or not my son was better off with me or in the two parent abusive foster homes where he had been for 8 years. Blondie with the vague blue eyes didn't have the balls to respond in person. I got a form letter telling me that the VP stands by his original statement.I am still angry! You do not want me as your enemy! I NEVER forget and will take any opportunity for revenge. Learn from that Cleigh! The pisser has to go! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 12 Jun 01 - 04:00 PM Just thank goodness Spaw saved you from a shelf at the Ravens' Roadkill Cafe and gave you a nice, dry, warm pedestal type shelf, you ungrateful varmit. And think of how thoughtful Spaw was to get you a buddy to keep you company, even though he's always pissing at everything you say... at least you have company for the ennui. How'd you like to be next to Spike, my porcupine ? He never gets the treatment you do !!! Well, once, but that required a visit to the vet. It was either that or dye the quills so that it looked like a natural 'stache. So lighten up or I'll sic Spikey on 'ya and he fights dirty. I mean it, he's a porcupique. He s***s where he sleeps. Can't get tougher than that ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 04:46 PM gnu - Cleigh was lovingly placed with Spaw and his family by his mother and creator Barbara. You will totally traumatize the poor baby. Isn't it bad enough that he is suffering all the pains of sibling rivalry without throwing in the "abandoned in a bar" issue? Spaw, you better reassure the little man and move that damn statue! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:32 PM Better than "abandoned by a car". |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: DougR Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:45 PM WEll, Cleigh, I can see only one option for you: nuke him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:52 PM this is even worse than the saga of micca's tankard; at least that had a happy ending1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:53 PM Nuke !!?? Might that not be worse than a hydrogen bomb ? We are, after all, talking about an uncontrolled Spawdown !!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 12 Jun 01 - 07:29 PM Dear Guest, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Look what my good friend worldsgreatestmind caught the little pissant doing while Micca wasn't looking at the Yorkshire gathering. Micca said the cider wasn't up to its usual standard! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Mountain Dog Date: 12 Jun 01 - 10:02 PM Cleigh, you have my heartfelt sympathies...and under the circumstances, I'd say you have every right to be totally pissed off (and certainly not on!) Too bad Spaw couldn't have settled for one of those copyright-violatin' Calvin cutouts pissing on the automobile logo of his choice. Good grief, if he had to bring something back from Belgium, why couldn't he have made it chocolate?!? Hang in there (by your tail, naturally), little feller. And just remember, next time Spaw takes a notion to blow smoke up your ass, karma is as karma does! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jun 01 - 12:11 AM Oh, now that really gives new meaning to a poor bloke "taking the piss!" Puir Micca! Cleigh, I reckon Micca may have some ideas of what to do about the little pissant, too. Mountain Dog, thanks for that "karma is as karma does!" I love it!! katlaughing |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Noreen Date: 13 Jun 01 - 05:54 AM Good one, mooman! Poor Cleigh... never mind, you can come and stay on my mantlepiece with my collection of hedgehogs any time you like, dear. Noreen |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Micca Date: 13 Jun 01 - 06:27 AM So, That little bastard pissed in my Tankard!!!!! I shall get him for this!!! Cleigh, why not just come and live in London, with the "better" branch of the Pattersons, Tour the UK visiting 'catters, be properly looked after, have a good ass blow every now and then and not have to share with a little smartarse Belgian pisser, you would be most welcome , sir There was a wee belgian pisser who was a bit of a hitter or misser He pissed in the Grail which does without fail Lead to a punch in the kisser
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Jun 01 - 06:02 PM Cleigh, that warm, soft spot is still waiting for you.... Aunty Morty will make sure you are well looked after and Aunty Lady Penelope will tootle you occasionally - if we ask her nicely.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: raredance Date: 13 Jun 01 - 06:44 PM Cleigh, you seem to be missing out on the potential upside of this. Appears in your current situation, all of your dreams will be wet ones. Time for a nap? rich r |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Morticia Date: 13 Jun 01 - 07:20 PM Free the Spaw One!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Naemanson Date: 13 Jun 01 - 08:13 PM Wait a minute! Are we sure the little pissant isn't supposed to be a representation of Spaw himself? Sure, Spaw brags about how well endowed he is but people who do that are usually trying to make up for certain inadequacies. Does Mooman know something we don't want to know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:13 PM Well, Cleigh seems better today. He has been very encouraged by the postings of his friends here and I have taken his feelings to heart........I have moved "The Little Pissant" and promised good things to Cleigh so he's at least speaking to me again. We'll see......... As to "The Little Pissant".........I believe that Mooman has it right! Indeed it was the Mooman who as the "Motorcyclist in Black" sent the Pissant my way via Bill Sables. To quote from his note accompanying him........ Perhaps since we have a few "pissants" of our own on the 'Cat, he could become a kind of Icon for them." And with that I certainly agree! I think we need to award a "Little Pissant Award of Yellow Peril" to some of those who occasionally frequent the joint just to make them feel at home and to have an Icon of their very own! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:17 PM "The Order Of The Golden Shower", maybe? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:19 PM OHMYGAWD, Sins!!! Spluttering all over the keyboard!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:25 PM I LOVE it!! I love it!!, PWO, here........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:26 PM As with any good icon, it takes a group effort. You old guys will remember that it took a group to name Cleigh and I believe Sinsull's perverted mind (I know here of what I speak) has cranked out the perfect name!
ORDER OF THE GOLDEN SHOWER(completely cracking up here) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:31 PM retroactive award to all us peons? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:33 PM ~~~SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~ROFWP~!!!!! so, who gets the Premier Award??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:48 AM After all this time being fed a steady diet of retroactive saliva, NOW he complains???? For that, he gets the maiden shower hisself! More likely he's jealous, you know, having seen Spaw and Pissant out in the yard practicing for my garden-fountain try-outs. It's okay my poor sad, neglected Cleigh-oh. When you get tired of Europe, bring your wee mudden self over west and Auntie Jen will take care of you.
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 03:41 AM As a Mudcat approved icon, perhaps then I should ask Pene Azul to add The Little Pissant to Mudcat Resources? Sinsull, you are brilliant! That is the perfect award indeed! Mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jun 01 - 04:01 AM Definitely mooman, definitely!!!! It'd be a nice easy link when somone receives the "honors"............ Spaw |