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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 18 Jun 01 - 07:35 PM And yet another example: http://www.watchersweb.com/f4389.htm Blame this one on Kendall. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 17 Jun 01 - 08:48 PM lITTLE hAWK, bY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS THE WEBSITE OF KNOW-IT-ALLS. wHAT NEED OF A SEER? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Jun 01 - 08:33 PM Hey, don't all post at once, eh? :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Jun 01 - 01:06 PM Just a little public service announcement here: the Orillia Oracle, also known colloquially as "Dear Crabby" is offering a special for the months of July and August. Any question you have will be answered for a mere $4.50 Canadian. Exact change must be tendered, or you lose the excess. No refunds. Infallibility guaranteed. Come to Champlaine Park in beautiful downtown Orillia, Ontario, Canada, behind the Band Shell. If Oddyseus was alive today, you can bet he'd be heading for Orillia right now! Cheers, - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Jun 01 - 02:34 AM Hey Cleigh - how do you fancy a little motorcycle trip? You could be transported across the US, with a log book and everyone you meet could toot your little butt and record their details in the log... Then maybe you could be DHF'd across the Pond and we could do it all up and down the UK...... We could do some stunts, like mid ride possum passing, high speed tooting and maybe even stand you on the handlebars...... Just imagine, the open road, the sun, sky, the wind up your ass, making you peep without the aid of lips..... I'm up for it... if I ever get a bike.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 16 Jun 01 - 11:22 PM durn...I never did get more scans done...'stuff' seems to happen...well, maybe I'll get a scan of the week started |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Jun 01 - 02:01 PM Ahhh Mountain Dog, you are indeed among friends here..........Take a look at this thread Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Mountain Dog Date: 16 Jun 01 - 01:41 PM Bill D, Thanks for the "rowrbazzle!" aside. Great to see one of my favorite Walt Kellyisms in print again! I'm a lifelong Pogo fan and was just recently presented with my Dad's collection of oversized paperback collections, including Pogo's Sunday Punch, The Pogo Election Extra and a host of others. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Jun 01 - 12:57 PM Cleigh - The Orillia Oracle is not online for some reason...I guess oracles have to maintain a certain classical contempt for technology to keep up appearances, but I have arranged for a local computer store to setup a computer station in front of it, so it can witness your reply in full color, Should be interesting to see the reaction... The Oracle is known as "Dear Crabby" in these parts, by the way, and has a devoted if somewhat alienated clientele. Some people think it's the spirit of Steven Leacock enshrined in stone. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 16 Jun 01 - 12:17 PM Cleigh! Congratulations! No longer the sickingly sweet goody two shoes toot my bum 'possum. Just plain ole "Piss on 'em" Cleigh! Love you Sweetie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 16 Jun 01 - 12:01 PM you know, that site that spaw posted for Cleigh demands something called "Active-X" control in order to show you anything, and that seems to be Internet Explorer specific...and if I use IE, it messes up my settings for my newsreader, Agent...(yes, I can prove it) ..so, I do without some of the joys of life... If I had MY way, ANY site that presumed to use cookies, Active-X, or Java would be required to have a non-gadget opening page that stated what programming goodies were in store and explained WHY and the consequences of allowing or NOT allowing those scripts. *walking off mumbling "rowrbazzle!"* |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 15 Jun 01 - 11:44 PM Of course he should, but so should several others....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:48 PM I had to have Catspaw to the funny computer stuff for me and I hope it's OK? I was also wondering if the nasty little pissant who started the Orthodox Christian Joke thread shouldn't also get the Order of the Golden Shower? Cleigh |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:44 PM I want to thank all of my wonderful friends at Mudcat for supporting me once again and I have forgiven Catspaw as I am sure he will no longer be so inattentive to my feelings. He has moved the Little Pissant and I am now learning to accept him as a member of the Mudcat Icon family. I guess it was just so many things piling up at one point that made me so mad. I am also happy that the little pissants that show up here will now have an award and a messy Icon of their own and I won't have to deal with them nor will any of you. So I was wondering if it's OK, I would like to award the first honors to the Orillian Oracle......Okay?
BE IT KNOWN
The Little Pissant, Mudcat Icon, bestows upon the Oracle from Orillia
Try not to get too much on you Mr. Little Hawk when you deliver it. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:26 PM Dear Cleigh - I felt that this matter was simply too contentious for my sincere but still limited grasp of Midwestern American social mores, and that therefore I should consult the oracle instead. Let me explain... We have an oracle in Orillia, Ontario, down at the Park. People consult it regularly on difficult matters like this. It is said to be infallible. So...I did ask the oracle, and this is what it said. (Ahem...) "Dear Cleigh O'Possum...you runty little hollow-assed excuse for a blown rodent, you hairless sesquipedalian pissant posing as a shelf display, you brainless, titless, witless, feckless, non-organic subentity, shut your pathetic whining gob and learn to appreciate great European art objects when they are put before you. You make me ill! Get reamed or shut up! That will be five dollars, please." Sorry about this, Cleigh, but that's what it said... My condolences... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:06 AM Dearest Cleigh... I didn't mean to frighten you by saying I'd sic Spike on ya if you didn't lighten up on Spaw. In any case, no need to fear. Spike is on his way to Newfoundland to his new owner's wilderness lodge and will probably never see the mainland, or another porcupine, again (NF has no indigenous porcupines). Funny thing about yard sales. I still have a bike, squash raquets, power tools, etc., for which nobody would give me more than a buck, but Spike went for an unbelievable price in a bidding war in less than an hour. I'm gonna miss Spike... he said while counting the twenty dollar billsss. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 15 Jun 01 - 04:25 AM Dear Friends, By popular consensus, "The Little Pissant" has been duly added to Mudcat photos on the Resources page, by kind courtesy of Pene Azul, replete with reference to Sinsull's award. He may therefore be freely and conveniently used whenever the situation may arise (and let us hope that, mercifully, this will not be too often!) mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Jun 01 - 04:17 PM Is now the time to add that the best selling climbing rose in Britain is called (I kid you not....) 'Golden Showers'.... I hooted hysterically and had to be escorted out of the garden centre!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 03:23 PM Thanks for nothing, JenEllen. All that fluttering and I lost a contact lens. Cleigh, somewhere in my Barbie Doll collection is a yellow Ken slicker with your name on it. And when the "Turkey In The Straw" Turkey arrives, let him stand between you and naked boy. He's plush and can absorb a lot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:37 PM Flutter your eyelashes, Sins...sometimes that helps...*flutter* There's a few I could think of for past shower honours, just to let the new inductees bask in the trickle down of past golden glories. Poor Cleigh-Oh, it's gone from all about you, to not about you in a heartbeat. Never fear, pet, I'll start saving those little bamboo drink umbrellas from the tavern.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:28 PM Too late for me to feign innocence and ask...oh well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mousethief Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:16 PM Cleigh, I have written you a limerick, in the hopes it will help you feel better.
Cleigh O'Possum, clay possum, ain't dumb Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Dave Swan Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:06 PM Cleigh, Remember what I told you about sometimes having to show Catspaw who's boss. It's either on his Topsiders, or right in his stereo headphones. That'll give him some pissant behavior to think about. D |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Micca Date: 14 Jun 01 - 01:43 PM Sins," Perverted and brilliant" ?? wow!!!!!! want to take my pic for the next calender(leer,leer)??? While on the subject of "GSs" , a few years ago we were having one of our perennial cocktail making sessions when a fairly straightlaced friend said that she had heard of this wonderful cocktail made from fresh peach or nectarine juice Apricot brandy and Champagne or Cava and lots of ice, we thought it sounded good and asked what it was called, she said "Golden Showers" and could not understand why the rest of us collapsed in helpless laughter, some one took her to one side and explained the OTHER meaning of the phrase...and she went very bright pink... |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:57 PM I see your point, Spaw. Before you know it, the flamingoes will want in and the 'possums. There might not be room for micca. Can't have that. Unless maybe, micca can pose with the the little boy, the way he posed with the bear...this has definite possibilities. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Peter T. Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:33 PM It does seem a pity not to have the Order of the Golden Shower Walk of Fame (presumably in an alley somewhere back of a bar)so that homage can be paid to past masters. Even thinking about the induction ceremonies brings a warm gush of sentiment to the.... yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Naemanson Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:27 PM So, Cleigh, have you been fully mollified? Are you and Spaw on speaking terms again? If not I have a suggestion. After Spaw has recovered from his next adventure in hospital food you and he need to make a road trip together. Get out, just the two of you, with the wind blowing in your hair and not a care in the world. Things may be tense at first but before you know it all will be forgiven and you will be the best of friends. Think about it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:21 PM I dunno' Sins.......If we include the Pissant, what is Cleigh going to think? That may not bother you all, but I have to live with him as well as the Pissant and you can see from this thread how mad he gets. I think we should start fresh on this thing though. Previous pissants can be granted the honor should they reappear. Gargoyle for instance. And of course there was "Conrad Bladey,#1 Super Peasant(pissant)" who has been referred to as a pissant probably more than anyone else. Or perhaps "Guest#1" as the worst attempt at anonymous flaming ever seen here. No, I think we need to start fresh.............Too many past possibilities. Spaw
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: MMario Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:15 PM only in the beginning |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Les from Hull Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:13 PM So there's no P in Pennsylvania, then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:11 PM For the first recipient, I nominate the little twit who actually succeeded in making Max angry by declaring the Mudcat Calendar "not worth $10". And I further suggest that our new icon have a place in next year's calendar, properly "almost nude" - banjo maybe. I am partial to banjos. SINSULL, "perverted AND brilliant" |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Peter T. Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:11 PM Really, is the Internet great or what? You look at all these connections and you think: -- while everyone is supposed to be reading The Wall Street Journal, people are secretly making Elvis costumes for statues in Belgium. Restores one's faith in human beings, which is often sorely tested in these dullard days. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 11:31 AM Dear Cleigh, I hope this cheers you up a bit! Besides all your 'Catter friends you'll be pleased to know the whole State of Pennsylvania is with you on this one! Cheers mooman
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:52 AM Well I'm closing in on him Micca, found his Elvis costume already! mooman Trying again, last link failed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:45 AM Well I'm closing in on him Micca, found his Elvis costume already! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:34 AM Dear Micca, I'm sure there must be a folk performer costume, perhaps even with a (gulp!) melodeon as there are about 600 different costumes. I will do some research on this! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:14 AM oh, lordy! They are WAY ahead of us! EU version |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:12 AM I figgered it would be out there....mannekinpis all you designers have a go at costumes |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Noreen Date: 14 Jun 01 - 09:38 AM You could run him up a costume while you're laid up, micca... if not for the original Belgian boy, then perhaps for the travelling version who so annoys Cleigh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Micca Date: 14 Jun 01 - 08:23 AM Mooman, among the many and varied costumes of the original Belgian pissant ( Mannikin Pis) is there a Folk Musician costume? a stick-on beard and melodeon?, or Guitar? or (shudder) Bodhran? I think we should be told!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 04:06 AM Done! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jun 01 - 04:01 AM Definitely mooman, definitely!!!! It'd be a nice easy link when somone receives the "honors"............ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 03:41 AM As a Mudcat approved icon, perhaps then I should ask Pene Azul to add The Little Pissant to Mudcat Resources? Sinsull, you are brilliant! That is the perfect award indeed! Mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:48 AM After all this time being fed a steady diet of retroactive saliva, NOW he complains???? For that, he gets the maiden shower hisself! More likely he's jealous, you know, having seen Spaw and Pissant out in the yard practicing for my garden-fountain try-outs. It's okay my poor sad, neglected Cleigh-oh. When you get tired of Europe, bring your wee mudden self over west and Auntie Jen will take care of you.
Tootles, |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:33 PM ~~~SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~ROFWP~!!!!! so, who gets the Premier Award??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:31 PM retroactive award to all us peons? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:26 PM As with any good icon, it takes a group effort. You old guys will remember that it took a group to name Cleigh and I believe Sinsull's perverted mind (I know here of what I speak) has cranked out the perfect name!
ORDER OF THE GOLDEN SHOWER(completely cracking up here) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:25 PM I LOVE it!! I love it!!, PWO, here........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:19 PM OHMYGAWD, Sins!!! Spluttering all over the keyboard!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:17 PM "The Order Of The Golden Shower", maybe? |
