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BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote!
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 24 Aug 01 - 07:48 PM *Pedant alert!* A possum is a marsupial. Not a rodent. Rats are smart. Possums are not smart. You think a rat would let you blow up its ass? Think again. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 06:47 PM I said earlier that I abstained from voting but Angie informs us that she wants to vote for 'Spaw, "'cause he's a good daddy". Freddy abstains and Chuck's unconscious as usual. Mr. Feebish wants more time to study the "issues". Whatever. troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amos Date: 24 Aug 01 - 06:38 PM So!! I am happy to announce as the official chairman of the state Electoral Board for the State of Bewilderment, that the results are now all in and the winner is Spaw by a generous margin, certified as being greater than .375 per cent. Now that's a clear-cut lead, and so the polls are now closed. No overseas votes will be counted after 3:40 PM Pacific Time, 6:40 PM EST on August 24 (now). Congraturation, Sexiest-Erect Spaw! Rots of Ruck in your new positions! Ah-so Amusant Seirf, Chairman, State Electoral Board |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: AliUK Date: 24 Aug 01 - 06:22 PM *captain's log* STARDATE 2597: I seem to be having some problems blowing my possum ocharina. Ensign Cletus showed how to form my lips but the damned rat's tail keeps getting in the way. I now know that I shall never equal the twentieth century's greatest musician. ( taken from the lost logs of the Star Ship Enterprise) 'bout sums it up for me. Spaw's the law |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Rick Fielding Date: 24 Aug 01 - 05:57 PM Oh, the HUMANITY! Oh, the AGONY! Oi the ECSTACY! To wander in here by mistake (I thought it was a serious discussion on whether to join "The Hair Club For Men")....and to find Joe Offer, the crusader for 'meaningful threads" here! Not only that, but he drags me in, and puts me on public display with that Enquirer photo of me trying to jam a ceramic rodent up my nose! Joe, I don't care whether you're on the Pope's list for future canonization or not...I'm dragging you into the next silly thread I find! but can you show me how to turn that lighthouse into something more salacious?! Rick |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 05:18 PM Celebration in the Shatner camp! They have finally cracked the 5 official votes threshold! Meanwhile, Spaw is well ahead with an estimated 17 to 143 votes, depending on whose tally you go by...sounds like Florida all over again...no hint of corruption here, folks! Strangely enough, Bill Sables and Rick Fielding are tied for 3rd place. Who'd a thunk it? Gee whillickers, it makes my eyes go all round and empty, like Little Orphan Annie. Arf! (Sandy) - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Burke Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:52 PM I guess I'm about 12 years old again when my family watched Star Trek religiously, before it was in syndication! Then over, and over, and over, and over in re-runs. What did/do I know or care about acting? What did/do I care that he has a woman in every port? I loved him just as much as all those different women who loved him week after week. I was an Indian maiden, a 1930's soup kitchen worker. He gave me life just like the robot who became real when he kissed her. It has to be Shatner all the way, even if he is Canadian. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Diva Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:16 PM I'm with lonesome ej on this one.. Bill Sables gets my vote..a gentleman and he makes wonderful tea. Diva |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:12 PM Caption Janeway??????? Does she write cartoons?? Did I spel Capten wrong again? The dimension of MY room is The Twilight Zone.. A dimension which is neither time nor space.. Where a wooden actor can be introduced by an equally wooden announcer..... Gotta go.. there's a gremlin on my wing. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Gareth Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:48 PM Abstain - remember it's not the votes that count, it's who counts the votes. Question, are the Mud elves manipulating this ? Gareth |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:46 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! I like that one. What exactly is a "tiple" anyway? How does the NYCFTTS afford such expansive facilities? What is the dimension of your room? - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:44 PM I vote Swap. So do all 12 of my alternate personalities. Otherwise, I'll beat them to death with my tiple. Resident, Room 2500 at NYCFTTS |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Walking Eagle Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:31 PM Spaw cuz he lives in, or near Columbus, OH. I KNOW where the Clippers play ball! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:23 PM Jack - Did you mean "Caption Janeway" perhaps...? I am thinking of replacing Woody Allen as the official Pedantic Party candidate, but I can see them going down to utter defeat already, so on second thought, never mind. Spaw - Your corrupt efforts to pack the ballot box will get you nowhere. Well, nowhere useful anyway... Blown possums are not allowed to vote. Unblown possums? Well...we haven't made our minds up about that yet, but probably not either. Skiff is not regarded as a particularly credible witness around here. You're just going to have to get all those supposed staff members to post to this thread themselves if you expect their votes to count. I could just as well say that all the morons in Orillia have decided to vote for Shatner, and declare him the victor by a landslide. You follow? A question. How many Reg boys are there? I've been wondering about that. Can they be bribed with back bacon? Are you sure that's the real William Shatner you have at the NYCFTTS? My impression is that the real one hung up on us again a few minutes ago, after saying something really quite uncharacteristic and insensitive. Perhaps what you have there is a particularly successful Shatner Wannabe who has managed to become almost indistinguishable from the original. If so, we could use him for publicity shots. - LH p.s. Conrad Black has dumped the National Post. Saw it on the front page today. Celebration time!
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:06 PM JenEllen, That fact that you didn't know who she was simply adds to your mystique and makes you sooooooo much sexier! In fact I am going to add that question to my Official First Date Filter Questions List.
Me: "Do you know who Captian Janeway is?" Sorry, You cannot transfer the votes to Spaw. I already voted for his Hammered Dulcimer in the male category. However, if you would care to throw your support behind a female.... We're listening!!! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:43 PM As you can see Hawk, I am leading by hook or by crook......and by a nice margin. Also, it should be clear by this time that a confusing recount will be in order and as you are already having trouble judging intent of the voter, this promises to be court battle. Combine this with the fact that I suspect you'll find some stuffing going on, like Big Mick and his spudded thong, that you concede the whole thing to me now. If that isn't enough, your boy Shatass has been admitted to the NYCFTTS and of course, as was the case with Eagleton, the whole thing goes down the tubes immediately. He is in a private room and is being heavily guarded......sedation didn't seem necessary since mo one can tell about him anyway. The Shatner Wannabee's at the Rehab Clinin are still messing about. AS you know, in their efforts to be like Bill, they pounced on a passing Amish family and had their way with the horse......a gelding no less! The Amish folks are still traumatized but they're making nasty noises about Shatner nonetheless. Cletus, Paw, Buford, the Reg Boys, Cleigh O'Possum, the Little Pissant, and the entire staff at the NYCFTTS all voted for me BTW, so that's 8 plus 122. Skiff can verify the NYCFTTS voting of course. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: JenEllen Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:21 PM Well, as strangely flattering as that is, Jack the Sailor, I'm going to have to decline the nomination on the grounds that up until a few minutes ago, I had no idea who that other woman was. Apparently, I need to quit being so damn sexy and start watching some television. So, in true democratic form, I'd like to sell my votes to Spaw. Yeah, all that and she's cheap too...*bg* ~JE |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:12 PM So far Spaw appears to be in the lead...sort of. What a mess. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:10 PM And what does this word "chad" mean? It's "Uhura". I can definitely assure you that she did not make your chad pregnant. Is a chad some variety of tribble? - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Melani Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:09 PM Geez, this is a tough one. Spaw, can we hear you say, "Beam me up Scotty!"? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:04 PM Well I always wanted to be introduced to Lt. Ohura {?} but I'll vote for the one that didn't make my chad pregnant. Jock |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:59 PM And who is Bill Sables? Never heard of him. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:47 PM From Lion: I would like to nominate Bill Sables for the UK Mudcat Contingent. He has what it takes, clear eyes, a wet nose (oh wait, that's my dog) Anyway, Bill Sables gets my vote, if only 'cos his initals are BS. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:37 PM Thanks Peter. I was forgetting the backslash. DUH! troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:36 PM As in..."To boldly go where no man has gone before!" Find me a quote from Spaw that matches that one! - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Peter T. Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:32 PM Try that again. Front pointing arrowhead, followed by a backslash, followed by B, followed by back pointed arrowhead. yours, Peter |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Peter T. Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:31 PM is what you need to insert at the end of the bold section. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:22 PM Awright. How do I get "bold" to turn off? Any of you HTML wizards? Please? troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:20 PM LH. SPAW draw the line at something? Are we talkin' about the same guy here? troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:13 PM Dream on, Harpgirl! Most candidates are willing to compromise themselves any number of times in order to win an election, but we have to draw the line somewhere. These votes are getting very hard to count. A vote for "Swap" is not a vote for Spaw, it's a spoiled ballot. Got that? Furthermore, it is contradictory to state that one is going along with khandu, and then to vote for Swap, when khandu voted for Shatner! Man, this is gonna make Florida look well-regulated in comparison. The lawyers are going to have a field day. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Kim C Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:12 PM Oh, Spaw, I reckon... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Don Firth Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:06 PM Jeri Ryan? (Six of One or Half-a-Dozen of the Other, I forget which) Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: harpgirl Date: 24 Aug 01 - 12:23 PM ...sorry, I can't decide until someone sends me naked pictures of both... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Peter T. Date: 24 Aug 01 - 10:47 AM This is a tough one. What people elsewhere don't realize is that William Shatner is the epitome of Canadianness -- bad dresser, bland character, and pretentions to rule the universe under the guise of being an American. This makes him very, very attractive to us. He has also rebounded from his disabilities, such as being wooden, in ways that would make Pinocchio proud. On the other hand, there is catspaw. And after cleaning off that hand, I would have to raise it and vote my conscience. Shatner. The Heron votes for Spaw, so that evens it out: she says that he worried about her when she was in the clutches of Betelgueusian aliens, which is more than Shatner, who actually had a ship that could make it to Betelguesian territory and lay it waste, and sat on his duff, and did zero. So the Heron goes for Spaw. 1-1 in the Northern reaches. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amos Date: 24 Aug 01 - 10:32 AM Uhhh...Steve? I think they tried that already and decided it didn't work? Jack, you're a cheeky bastard but I'm with you!! JenEllen is DEFINITELY IT!! She REWWWWLZZZ!!! JenEllen rewlz, Shatner droolz, man!!! She is keeewwwwlllll! MUCH sexier than any of the other candidates, even Swap!! Second the motion. A
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Steve Parkes Date: 24 Aug 01 - 10:22 AM Thank God I'm an Englishamn, and I don't have to make a decision on this. Maybe I'll just invade your country ... Steve |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Wesley S Date: 24 Aug 01 - 09:04 AM This is just like a real presidential election - you have to pick the lesser of two evils. I guess I'd vote for Spaw because I know he plays guitar. That and there's no way I want to have to re-count his hanging chad. No way. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: mooman Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:03 AM ...or should that have been warped drive! (;>) mooman |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: mooman Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:01 AM Shatner could Captain the Starship Enterprise but 'Spaw can provide the thrust and warp drive so my vote goes to 'Spaw. mooman |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:17 AM Or maybe Rick Fielding--he and Cleigh make such a cute couple in that bottom picture... Oh what the hell, I'll vote for all of 'em--you're going to be counting chads anyway. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:14 AM I don't care WHAT you say about the election results, Kansas will demand a recount! (Why should Florida be the only one to have that much fun?) I'll go along with khandu, and vote for Swap. Lin |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Aug 01 - 12:44 AM I vote for the Hammered Dulcimer with the pawprint logo. It may not be sexy, but it's very purty! In the spirit of this vote, I propose another vote between. Kate Mulgrew (Janeway) and our own JenEllen. I've not seen JenEllen, but she is imaginative and witty. These are very sexy qualities in my book. So who is it guys? Janeway or JenEllen??? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amos Date: 24 Aug 01 - 12:26 AM LOL!! ddw, you have a dry and subtle wit forsooth!! A |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: ddw Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:47 PM Never had much truck with Shatner, but before I tell anybody I think Spaw is sexy, I'd want to know how long it's been since he watched Deliverance. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: hesperis Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:26 PM artbrooks brings it to Spaw - 10, Shatner - 2, and Stewart - 1 |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: artbrooks Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:06 PM Oh boy, what a decision....over the years, Shatner has gone from being an idiot to being an idiot with jowels. On the other hand, Spaw is...indescribable. I can't thank Joe Offer for the picture, since I had been visualizing him as looking a lot like Spider Robinson. This is almost as bad as trying to decide to vote against Dubya or Wild Bill (well, no, that was easier). I guess I'll vote for Catspaw, if only because Shatner hasn't had the nerve to show up here. Huuummm...maybe he's GUEST... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: khandu Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:01 PM The Mississippi delegation votes Shatner!!!! We love our Swap,but William is the underdog,and since we identify so well with underdogs,we vote for him out of pity. Sorry, Swap, but you, no matter how sexy you may be, have never gotten a rise out of me! khandu |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: DancingMom Date: 23 Aug 01 - 10:49 PM Oh, puleeze. No question about it. Gotta be Spaw. Sharon |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 23 Aug 01 - 10:30 PM I decline. I think wimmen are sexy, not men. But if you think I'm gonna state a preference as to whichof the mudcat wimmen I think is sexiest, yer nutz! I like 'em ALL. troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Bill D Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:54 PM not that MY vote means much, but Shatner has $$$$ and had to learn not to fart in a space ship....'spaw loses |