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Subject: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue parody From: John-S Date: 07 Jul 02 - 01:34 PM Does anyone have the lyrics of a song which begins Six foot two, eyes of blue Everybody's favourite Jew. Has anybody seen J.C. ? I have no idea who wrote it or recorded it, but I've heard it sung by Eric Cuthbertson from Paisley.
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,Leadfingers Date: 07 Jul 02 - 07:01 PM Isnt there a Superstar song of the same structure ? Five foot nine looks divine Changes water into wine has anybody seen JC He's so big,He's so cool He just walkes across my pool Or is that another of my fantasies |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Dave Bryant Date: 08 Jul 02 - 05:02 AM There's a version in DT HERE. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Dave Bryant Date: 08 Jul 02 - 05:20 AM I seem to remember a verse that goes: Holy Mary - She's the most, She got laid by the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen JC, - Since Ascension, Has anybody seen JC ? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Hrothgar Date: 08 Jul 02 - 07:48 AM And there was one about the Martian looking for his girlfriend:
She's none feet two, solid blue |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Jim Dixon Date: 11 Jul 02 - 11:15 AM It's right here in our own Digital Tradition: HAS ANYBODY SEEN J. C.?. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: annamill Date: 11 Jul 02 - 01:02 PM "five feet nine, eyes that shine, says he comes from Palestine. Anybody seen my lord?" |
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Subject: Five Foot Two parody From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Jul 02 - 01:19 PM Here's a fragment I recall from my 8 years of Catholic seminary - just a bit different from verses that are in the DT. -Joe Offer-
Changes water into wine Has anybody seen my Lord Ain't he neat, ain't he cool, Walkin 'cross my swimmin' pool Has anybody seen my Lord? In another thread, somebody posted a different parody, Gladys Isn't Gratis Any More |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Mark Cohen Date: 12 Jul 02 - 06:41 AM I believe the "Eight foot two" version is by Alan Sherman. As I recall, it was "Eight foot two, solid blue, two transistors in each shoe, has anybody seen my gal?" Further your affiant knoweth naught. Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Mark Cohen Date: 12 Jul 02 - 06:46 AM OK, OK, so it's Allan Sherman, and it's five transistors in each shoe. It's from My Son the Nut, which I didn't have, so that's my excuse! Here are all the lyrics to Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: Has Anybody Seen My Lord? From: Joe Offer Date: 26 Mar 04 - 12:37 AM Here's an alternate bridge, lost in a gem of a thread: Thread #2511 Message #10747 Posted By: Jack 19-Aug-97 - 10:17 AM Thread Name: Family sing-alongs Subject: RE: Family sing-alongs Joe Heres the rest Well if you run into A bearded Jew Healing the sick Its no joke Touch his cloak Heals your acne mighty quick Repeat first lines Holes in hands, Holes in feet, Carries crosses down the street, Has anybody seen J.C.? Mel Gibson may strike us with lightning for that... -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,Another Voice in the Wilderness Date: 08 Dec 04 - 01:40 PM When I learned it back in the early 60's it was: Five Foot Nine, Looks divine Says he comes from Palestine Has anybody seen my Lord? Long brown hair... Button Nose Hebrew? Yep he's one of those... Has anybody seen my Lord? Well if you run into a five foot Jew... Don't nail him down... He's so neat.. He's so cool... He can save your town... Virgin Mary she's the most She got laid by the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen my Lord... Just hanging round now... Has anybody seen my Lord... |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Juan P-B Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:41 PM and.......... Bread and fish What a dish Feed five thousand Piece of .........cake If you run into 6 foot 2 Nailed to a cross Crown of thorns and looks all torn You can bet your arse that that's my Boss Juan P-B |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST Date: 04 Apr 10 - 09:45 AM My recollection was Six foot two eyes of blue, walks across your swimming pool has anybody seen my Lord? He's so neat. He's so fine, changes water into wine. Has anybody seen my Lord? I learned it in circa 1955-1956 from Pat Proft who later became a major comedy writer/producer (Naked Gun, Hot Shots, Police Academy etc.) I'll ask him if he wrote it. I went to Catholic grade school with him. tom tesmar |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: JeffB Date: 04 Apr 10 - 04:30 PM Though it doesn't quite fit this thread, I'd like to offer something we used to sing in the 50s which went :- Five foot four, fat galore, when she walks she rocks the floor - has anybody seen my gal? Two left feet, eyes that meet, but she's got that rock-n-roll beat - has anybody seen my gal? Now when she reads a book she cannot look at the bottom of the pages, there's so much size between her eyes she hasn't seen her feet for ages; every night she holds me tight and I'm completely out of sight - has anybody seen my gal? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST Date: 15 Jun 10 - 11:01 AM 5 foot 9, he's divine born and raised in Palastine, Has anybody seen my lord. Well if you run into a little Jew Wearing a sheet, hair's real weird, has a beard just take a look at his hands and feet, 5ft 9 he's divine, changes water into wine, has anybody seen my lord. Not sure about the rest, do remember something about.. eyes of blue, he's everybodys favorite Jew. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Genie Date: 16 Jun 10 - 04:21 AM Well, there are many other parodies of Five-Foot-Two and I suspect many are posted here, bur I hace not found the best collective cluw yet. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,Kevin Date: 16 Jun 10 - 04:19 PM The way I remember it is: Five foot nine, eyes that shine, He can see you all the time. Has anybody seen our Lord. He is neat, He is Boss, He can carry his own cross. Has anybody seen our Lord? And if you run into a screaming Jew, Prophesying, Don't be bored, he's the Lord He's the one who saves us all. He is neat, He is cool. He can walk across the pool. Has anybody seen our Lord? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Lonesome EJ Date: 17 Jun 10 - 03:55 PM What blasphemers you all are! five foot nine, from Palestine Changes water into wine has anybody seen my Lord? Always calm, always cool walked across my swimming pool has anybody seen my Lord? Bridge Well if you bump into a horney Jew with thorns on his head don't think twice, treat him nice He raised my uncle from the dead |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,haasd0gg Date: 08 Jun 11 - 10:25 AM I had a lyric sheet when I was in grade school for the first mentioned version. My dad thought it was great but my music teacher thought it was a bit blasphemous... wimp! * on the same sheet were lyrics for "I'm looking over my dead dog rover" |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,JerrytheUker Date: 14 Sep 11 - 07:44 PM C E7 Six foot two eyes of blue A7 But oh what those six feet can do D7 G7 C Has anybody seen her Tango? G7 C Turned up nose, fishnet hose E7 A7 Never had no stepped on toes D7 G7 C Has anybody seen her Tango C E7 Now if you run into that six foot two A7 In Saks Fifth Avenue D7 Wearing Che Locas dancing shoes G7 Just watch the credit cards she can use! C But could she Cruzada? Could she Moleneta? A7 Could she dance until the Cortina? D7 G7 C Has anybody seen her Tango. G7 Repeat |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST Date: 14 Nov 13 - 10:52 AM Chorus: If you run into a five foot Jew covered in thorns da, da, da Changes water into wine Bet your (smack your butt) that he's divine Virgin Mary, she's the most She got (slap your knee) by the holy ghost Has anybody seen J. C.? J.C., J.C., J.C Verses: Holes in his hands Holes in his feet And his best friend's name is pete Has anybody seen J.C.? (chorus) He's real neat He's real cool He just walked across my pool Has anybody seen J. C.? (chorus) Heals the sick Feeds the poor And his girlfriend is a whore Has anybody seen J.C.? (chorus) Sits on rocks Talks a lot Raises kids from cemetery plots Has anybody seen J.C.? (chorus) And to end it, after the last "Has anybody seen J.C.?" get down on a knee and sing (more slowly): Not since ascension. Has anybody seen J.C.? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,TheMadBlonde Date: 14 Nov 13 - 03:15 PM The one I grew up with wasn't nearly that interesting: Six-foot-two, eyes of blue, Gourmet cook, does dishes too-- Has anybody seen my guy? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST Date: 07 Feb 14 - 10:41 PM Six foot two, eyes of blue, walked across my swimming pool! Has anybody seen our Lord? Heals the sick; raised the dead; crown of thorns upon his head...... |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: PHJim Date: 08 Feb 14 - 07:48 PM A Cobourg lawyer, Brad Halls and a Cobourg Doctor, Paul Caldwell, wrote this parody soon after Canada's official conversion to the metric system: She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter, And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order, Has anybody seen my gal? I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen, Has anybody seen my gal? A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms When she twirls her skirts. My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps About a hundred kilohertz! But Fahrengrade or Centiheit, She's gonna light my fire tonight, Has anybody seen my gal? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,Francois Date: 27 May 16 - 09:46 PM "Now if you run into/ A six-foot Jew/ Surrounded by girls/ Drinkin' gin, makin' sin/ You can bet your life/ That it ain't him!" |
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Subject: Lyr Add: Six foot two, eyes of blue (Trump parody) From: GUEST,Sandy Pliskin Date: 19 Oct 16 - 10:38 PM Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue: music by Percy Weinrich/Ray Henderson; new lyrics by Sandy Pliskin, 2016 Six foot two, eyes of blue He'll cheat me and he'll cheat you Donald Trump is not your pal He's abrupt, he's corrupt, Hires you, then won't pay up Donald Trump is not your pal He lost a billion bucks, went bankrupt Didn't pay no tax His school's a fraud, (he) shames women's bod(ies) Wouldn't rent out space to blacks Coochie coo, he'll grope you Mocks disabled people too Donald Trump is not my Donald Trump is not your Donals Trump is not our pal. https://youtu.be/WD-o7dFQZX4 |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST Date: 01 Apr 17 - 07:29 PM He's the greatest,He's the most, Says he knows the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen my Lord? Well if you run into this bearded Jew, all covered with thorns; He's the cat that get's His kicks, hangin'on a crucifix. Has anybody seen my Lord? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Mo the caller Date: 02 Apr 17 - 05:41 AM As an ex-Baptist atheist I find those parodies incredibly offensive. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,Hathaway Date: 24 May 17 - 07:51 AM It6 seems that there are lots of versions. The one I learned from a Unitarian minister in the mid-1970's goes--- Five foot nine, He's divine Changes water into wine Has anybody seen my Lord? He's real neat, He's real cool, He'll walk across your swimming pool, Has anybody seen my Lord? Now if you run into a bearded Jew Healing the sick It's no joke, touch his cloak, He will heal you double quick. Oh, it's been said he'll raise the dead, And, Oh, what He can do with bread Has anybody seen my, anybody seen my, Anybody seen my Lord? |
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Subject: RE: ADD: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST,Fin in Germany Date: 29 Aug 20 - 02:18 PM The lines I remember from Eric Cuthbertson back in the Bar Point days - although I'm quite sure allowances should be made for the passage of time and alcohol consumption on his side and ours - are: He's 5 foot 3 from Galilee, he does tricks upon the sea, Has anybody seen JC? He's a 5 foot 2 blue eyed jew, Oh he can do it for you, Has anybody seen JC? Well if you run into 5 foot 2, covered in thorns, Turning the water into wine, you can bet that he's devine. Ain't he cool, he's no fool, he just walked my swimming pool, Has anybody seen JC? His father, Joseph, he‘s a gas, came from Bethlehem on his ass, Has anybody seen JC? His mother, Mary, she‘s the most, she‘s been fucked by the Holy Ghost, Has anybody seen JC? Well if you run into… etc |
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Subject: RE: ADD: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: Georgiansilver Date: 29 Aug 20 - 02:29 PM Think this is the original of one you are looking for Leadfingers. Five foot two, eyes of blue. |
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Subject: RE: ADD: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue From: GUEST Date: 23 Feb 21 - 05:30 AM Is someone still looking for this? I wrote a skit in Presbyterian summer camp for a show we did in the late 70s at Camp Redwood in Occidental Ca in 1978. It looks like there are many slight variations of the way I did it... I thought the counselors that taught it to me had written it, but maybe it had been around for a while... But it was a big hit at the summer play that year... I think we won... Anyway, this is an old thread. I didn't know if you were still looking for it. It went: Five foot nine. Eyes that shine. Born & raised in Palestine. Has anybody seen my lord. (sho-be-do-bop shoe-be-do-bop.) Raises folks, from the dead. Does his thing with fish & bread. Has anybody seen my lord. Well if you run into, a little jew, wearing a sheet. Hair that's weird, wears a beard. Take a look at his hands & feet. (well) Five foot nine, he's devine, changes water into wine. Has anybody seen my lord.(they call him jesus) Has anybody seen my lord. (he's my massiah) Has any body seen my Anybody seen my Anybody seen my lord. (ba-ba-do-bop. Wah...) Sung to Anybody seen my gal. of course. |
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