Punch the Horse May Thread

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 28 May 03 - 01:46 PM

Saturday night as you know was a bit of a muddle, these thing happen. Like you indicated it was just too noisy with drinkers at the front of the room with limited space to boot.
After you decamped I went to the Black Horse and left some time and lots of Guinness later.
Sunday night with the Marske Fishermens Choir was wonderful, truly wonderful, they and The Endeavour Essemble made for great times.
Monday afternoon saw a prolonged solo performance by yours truly cos the booked artistes didn't materialise except for a brief (10 mins)by the Endeavour Shanty men who sang about 3 songs and hopped off!!
Charming.
Won't be there next weekend but after that it's Robin Hoods Bay, cracking little gathering

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 28 May 03 - 01:28 PM

Yo Raggy. did you enjoy the rest of last Whitby weekend.Didn't we do sterling service on that Sat arternoon with Filey Bob?

Since Mr.Dean has informed me I am surplus to requirements I might go up again this weekend.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 28 May 03 - 01:25 PM

I only ask because CM & BW intimated they might be going last night & there's safety in numbers.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 28 May 03 - 01:11 PM

My dear Pete I note the use of the word Throbbing! Anyone going to Goxhill tonight?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 28 May 03 - 01:10 PM

That should ensure 300

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 28 May 03 - 01:09 PM

Did you wear scented rutting googles whilst Ribbling or are there other accourtrements.

Incidentally are you aware that a Rutter was a Cavalry soldier, (especially German) sometimes refered to as a Gay Cavalier or a dashing gallant ..........is someones secret out of the bag at last.
Is Penelope a drag queen ??

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 03 - 12:40 PM

You people are a silly lot, aren't you?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,its only me
Date: 28 May 03 - 12:01 PM

did it hurt?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 28 May 03 - 11:12 AM

I have just returned from the Ribble.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 May 03 - 11:04 AM

No. Thought we might do it on our own.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 28 May 03 - 10:48 AM

Can I come? I did mention it earlier.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 May 03 - 10:32 AM

Oh, by the way, did mention that Punch the Horse will be appearing, in all their glory, at the Rose and Crown in Hornsea on Saturday night...? The delightfuly talented Nicola Williamson will be appearing, in person, to delight the aural senses of the good people of Holderness, fresh from her successful tour of Italy.

In addition, all are invited to play, sing, drink beer, and generally have fun at the Sun Inn this Sunday from 2pm till about 6 (ish) at my long standing first Sunday of the month session. I hope to see all the usual reprobates...! Skipjack, u out there?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 May 03 - 06:49 AM

No I recon there could be hope however.............. You havn't plugged your session on Sunday at the Sun Inn in Beverley starting at 2.00pm have you? Tut tut tut!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 May 03 - 05:59 AM

I may be saved by the fact that I didn't actually build it myself, John? If I had, I fear it would no longer be standing! My prowess as a builder extraordinaire has only recently been honed.

Reckon the throbbing bike is another symptom of the senna pod, KJ? Perhaps I'm doomed after all....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 May 03 - 02:32 AM

I don't think this thread will reach the 300 mark!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 27 May 03 - 04:02 PM

KJ - too late he's already got a conservatory! Is there no hope for Deanie bhouy? Will a cure ever be found? I can't stand the tension!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:49 PM

You actually need the Scented Rutting Goggles to enter Rutting Mean Data onto your computer. They help to prevent eye strain and the calming aromatherapy scent helps to relax and soothe the nerves. Exactly what one needs when entering rutting mean data, I know I've done it!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:27 PM

To be serious now. We'll miss Nikki too but if she doesn't take her chance & go to the far flung north, the wider folk world will have missed a stunning performer.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:23 PM

Pete I fear you may have developed the exceedingly rare 'Patio Complex' (Patitious Complexio to use the more formal term).This generally occurs in males that are going through the male senna pod (or male menopause). During this period the male has conflicting emotions.He worries about the loss of his virility, wanting to shag everything that moves whilst at the same time is relieved he doesn't have to' (or can't in some cases) put too much effort into it any more. He lusts after tight jeans but is really quite happy with a pair of comfy flannel trousers. He wishes he could be dynamic & exciting but is quite content watching Coronation Street and drinking barley water and so on and so on. Of course he is most worried about developing fungal infections (see Oakley 2003). To sublimate these conflicting emotions he has to build a patio, a beatiful, well-ordered, spacious, clean patio. Whereupon he will place THINGS. He will go into the room where they keep the bright shiny things, the bright shiny sharp things.......oooops sorry getting sidetracked, where was I? Oh yes, the problem with patios is they are the mental equivalent to castration therefore to prove he isn't a castrati the male must do macho things like whistle at people, wear trousers that show off his manly bum cleavage, in fact all the things you've described Pete. The prognosis is good on the whole, you should grow out of it. But if you start building a conservatory I personally would be seriously worried.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 27 May 03 - 11:51 AM

Gives you somewhere to park your bike though!

Scented Rutting Goggles - that would be for your definition of rutting then!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 27 May 03 - 09:44 AM

ok, so i have now come to the conclusion that there is more than one definition to the term 'rutting'. no im not saying what version of it i know, lets just say my dad told me it.
   i was just sayin KJ because your dear oakley was on about 'scented rutting goggles' many days ago.
   builders bum, oh god how awful!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 May 03 - 06:14 AM

Hear, hear, John. Though we shall miss the little bugger!

If anybody's interested we had an ace night on Sunday!! And my patio's nearly finished. I now swear like a trooper, sport sunburned shoulders and a builder's bum, have sprouted muscles and have an uncontrollable urge to wolf-whistle at passers by, no matter how ugly they are. Karen, I need help! What's your diagnosis, and is the prognosis good?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 26 May 03 - 07:19 PM

No sweetfire I won't ask her to stay. She's going to Newcastle to study for a degree in Folk and Traditional Music and it will be the making of her. So we all have to let her go (no matter how hard that will be)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 26 May 03 - 02:46 PM

Hedon Road in Hull was very badly rutted - or well-rutted, depends on which way you look at it! I've never seen so much rutting as there was on Hedon Road.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 26 May 03 - 01:37 PM

S'fire why on earth is a nice young lady like you interested in asphalt pavements; to quote 'The phenomenon that mixtures move to transverse direction is called rutting. Ruttings are generated at wheel path of carriageway in the cases of warmer climate areas, heavily trafficked roads, approaches to intersection, climbing lanes. Ruttings are generated not only at the mixtures of surface course but also at the mixtures of binder course. Therefore, when milling and overlay is planned, it is necessary to investigate the extent of rutting influence prior to decide the depth of milling'.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 26 May 03 - 01:05 PM

oh, and i know what 'rutting' means. dad told me.....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 26 May 03 - 12:52 PM

is nikki going to university this year? please ask her to stay, don't want her to leave us.... :(

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 26 May 03 - 10:15 AM

Love stocious.'Blootered' is another good one or 'boiled as an owl'.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 May 03 - 09:37 AM

Stocious does it for me every time smallpliers, also "to have drink taken" is a favourite one of mine - having been/done both.

Anytime Karen, I loved doing it.

We shall be at the "Rose and Crown " Hornsea,Saturday night,with the lovely and talented Nikki on thow'ld fiddle.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 26 May 03 - 04:14 AM

jOhn to be stocious is to be completely blathered, or pissed as a fart. From your last two posts you could well have been stocious yourself but then again maybe you were on your way to being stocious. I think its a nice word and is very descriptive of the condition.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 May 03 - 10:27 PM

anywat, ponch them horse was in beberlwt tonight , and i aslk my boss for night off or going early , so i can see them , buy he said no "no, we are to bisy for night off, and not manage and cistomer copmlane etc", blar blar blar, and give me big headake, , i told him important i go, as it id traditionla irish and english culture etc, but he not listen, i said him waht musuc you like them , 9 he said he likees hoose music! huose music is big load of shit, he played his cd, and said 2this is my house museic favourite music2, but bbom boom boom etc, big load og shot, then we had a big argue, he is an arseole, i think i will bust his face one day, and it serve him write.jphn

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 May 03 - 10:16 PM

Heloo, waht does stocious mean?, i dont know why people like to using big werds that not many people knoe waht they mean,problyjust showing off!, anyway, i gettong drinked now, 9i drinking some rum, i had it ages, i offerrred some ti mick/ossonflags last time, but he he said 2no tanks john , i goy to be up for werking early in the morning, ) s, so i drink it myself, i got rum and coke, i niked the coke from work, its easy , you just put in your'e poket wehen the boss not their., anyway, i was going to say something else but i fogot, 9i remememberd, i am eating a big meat pie, it is one of themn tin ones you put in the oven with thr cripsy top, they really nice, you get pissed off f with curry everyday,, and i like to eating englidh food as wel somrtimes., anyway, i jutst put the telly on, waht a lowad of shit, just adverts and thast leaning zone stuff, foreiegn language stuuff, rubbish, i mithg complain, is that hoew yout spell complain? or is ir complanbe? not sure reaaly.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 25 May 03 - 07:53 PM

Nope She's in Italy with the Liverpool University Syphony but will be dashing back in time to play next saturday at where ever slap the Herse are on at....


I turn my back for a minute and look what happens to this thread... just 'cos I spent friday and saturday night completely stocious in Liverpool has nowt to do with anything mutter muter muter mutter mutter

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 24 May 03 - 03:51 PM

is nik nak playin on sunday?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 24 May 03 - 10:51 AM

Good gog last night lads. Thankyou once again Ossonflags for doing my favourite.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 May 03 - 01:25 PM

thanx osson, it will be lovely to see you too!!!

well something exciting happened at stables today....a pigeon was attacked by a cat. there was blood all over it.we managed to get hold of the bird though and it is now in a safe place. hopefully it will get better if the rats dont eat it, or the dog gets it like last time. but i got told off for laughing, oops!! its not my fault i have a sick and twisted mind!!

s'fire

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 23 May 03 - 12:53 PM

Tut, tut Mr Oakley. Casting aspersions on the character of our own Ayatollah!Ive seen the bloke with the limp in our local reading establishment & I can vouch for the fact that he only goes on the most
edifying sites.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 May 03 - 11:26 AM

"Sluts with Nuts" is not suitable viewing for a bloke with a limp in a library.

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From: GUEST,Ayatollah
Date: 23 May 03 - 09:47 AM

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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 23 May 03 - 09:44 AM

The bark of the South American pau d'arco tree kills all fungal infections stone dead. It probably kills the host as well so I wouldn't try that one Oakley! Enjoy your Hajj Ayatollah. If you come back with anything nasty, let me know & I'll see if I can cure it!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Ayatollah
Date: 23 May 03 - 09:37 AM

KJ will soon burst into song over Oaklet's fungus.
I'm off on my yearly Hajj. All the best for the 300.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 23 May 03 - 09:01 AM

The spiral turneth ever round.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Ayatolla
Date: 23 May 03 - 07:40 AM

Back to .....This thread of spiral will go long beyond wanting of the God of 300 marks.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Ayatollah
Date: 23 May 03 - 07:34 AM

This translation function is crap. It won't let me in. Ho hum what else can we do?

Hey guys, sorry to intrude but there's a load of excitement here! A chemical factory has exploded off Swinemoor Lane in Bev. About half a mile from my office. Its well exciting....!! Hope nobody was killed. There's police, fire engines,sirens blasting, knobhead spectators all over the place. Who said nothing exciting happens in Beverley??

Try another way......This thread will go long beyond the 300 mark God willing.

   becomes.......Dieses Gewinde geht über dem Gottwillen mit 300 Markierungen hinaus lang.

   or even......Este hilo de rosca irá largo más allá de querer del dios de 300 marcas.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 23 May 03 - 07:26 AM

That wasn't a chemical factory, that was Oakley exploding.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 May 03 - 05:32 AM

Hey guys, sorry to intrude but there's a load of excitement here! A chemical factory has exploded off Swinemoor Lane in Bev. About half a mile from my office. Its well exciting....!! Hope nobody was killed. There's police, fire engines,sirens blasting, knobhead spectators all over the place. Who said nothing exciting happens in Beverley??

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 May 03 - 05:31 AM

Get it grip John!!!! It was no dead spider, but a small bulb of garlic that has growm somewhat and I will present to him at Oakleys - sorry - petes session session on the first sunday at the sun bev.

Punch the Horse of course, will be playing at the "Sun" Beverley this sun night.Oh, and at "Hope and Anchor" South Ferriby tonight,with the dashing part time Grazier Oakley.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 May 03 - 05:18 AM

Karen, I do believe the oakiepumps exists on a pure diet of grey farters -likewise green,red,pink etc,that is of course, when he isnt grazing on damp grass.

God,I had nearly forgotten about the magical faggots and peas.Heron foods are doing the ever popular "Brains"brand faggots on special offer, I have just been to bunker up on them for the weekend.

raggy, I may be trying the new camp site this weekend -the one bottom of green lane,but will hopefully take up your kind offer of the brekkies.

Be lovely to see you sweetfire on the sunday night-8.30 prompt start

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 23 May 03 - 05:03 AM

I spotted it last week, it was heading down the Humber in a bright blue canoe, and was paddling like somthing narsty was afta it!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 23 May 03 - 05:01 AM

By the way Oakley, as a black country lad you never said if you'd partaken of aforementioned 'Gray Farters'