Punch the Horse May Thread

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 23 May 03 - 04:59 AM

It's where the living is easy S'fire which is most definately not bloody here!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 May 03 - 03:31 AM

anybody else wonder where summer is???

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 May 03 - 02:02 AM

Me, KJ.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 22 May 03 - 01:21 PM

Is the lovely Nik Nak or Oakers playing with PTH on Fri?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 22 May 03 - 11:32 AM

right well, time to have some fun on sunday night then...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 22 May 03 - 11:28 AM

8.30, s'fire

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Wombat (Raggytash's Mrs)
Date: 22 May 03 - 08:58 AM

Hi Sweetfire

Son of Raggytash is putting his hand halfway up 'cos he thinks he might have passed his IT GCSE -
Raggytash is away sunning himself and eating white pudding in whitters are the moment, so I logged on to this crazy thread on his behalf.
I will be there Saturday complete with new autoharp - trouble is I can only play a couple of things as yet, but I'm getting there! Watch this space.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 22 May 03 - 08:14 AM

what time does do you boys start playin on sunday?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 22 May 03 - 08:07 AM

put your hand up if your sure you passed your i.t test this morning!!!

mmmmmm, dead spider....i think i'll pass on that

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 22 May 03 - 07:59 AM

I so wanted to win the dead spider but Les beat me to it as usual

Gerry

BTW is a dead spider not classed as offal

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 May 03 - 04:18 AM

I reckon there is some kind of favouritism going on here ossonflags, you are awarding all the top prizes to your old mate Les! Didn't he win a dead spider about this time last year for guessing your name or summat? Les wil be happy now, first a dead spider, now a big bag of turkey guts!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 22 May 03 - 03:48 AM

Hille, firstly, I doubt we would travel that far, but more importantly, 21st June falls smack in the middle of the Beverley and East Riding Folk Festival. Not a chance mate. But thanks for the offer!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Nemesis
Date: 21 May 03 - 08:34 PM

'ere lads, never mind all this .. do you do gigs outside 9Hull? Need a band in Oxfordshire on 21st June!!! Help?? It pays BTW .. PM me or just express interest here?
Cheers
Hille

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 21 May 03 - 01:24 PM

& gray farters!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 21 May 03 - 01:22 PM

Aaaaah Oakers me boy,remember faggots & paze?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 21 May 03 - 01:14 PM

With lashings of Legislation sauce yummmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:59 AM

I can't face the new day without a plateful of Byelaw Enforcement Noodles.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:56 AM

Offal for breakfast....? The thought makes me a tad poorly. I can only face bacon and eggs myself.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:20 AM

Kindly keep to the heart of the thread, these diversions about who is playing wher when only serve to confuse the issue

I've just bought some white pud, so if you're on Stoupe Cross on Sunday morning perhaps we could breakfast together

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:10 AM

Dead on Noreen and Mandomad !! Crubeens or the pigus trottus are indeed the things dreams are made of.However, turkey guts vindaloo is food of the gods, John. Maybe Deany could present a selection box of them to Les as the prize for his two hundreth post?

And of course I stand corrected - again - Raggy.Had I known about your Trans Pennine ancestory I would have said staple diet, not reared.When I was travelling building the Iron road, I had experiance of diggings in Manchester and other parts of the Lancashire , were the landladys served little else.But your credibillity is saved - your liking for the Black and White pudding (also kippers) has done that.

Did you know that in County Cork they sell a type of black pudding called "Drisheen"? this is square shaped and is excellant.

looking forward to seeing you on Saturday.

Oh bye the bye did i mention that "Punch the Horse will be appearing at "Hope and Anchor"South Ferriby on friday night and the "Sun" Bev. Sunday?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:00 AM

hahaha

don't worry im sure my constant BS can help aswell as others, to get this thread to 300!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 21 May 03 - 09:43 AM

Placenta,some people fry it, some boil it, I've heard of it made into a curry & some people have placenta parties! However, all nutritional value is lost unless it's eaten raw.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 May 03 - 08:14 AM

Thanks to this thread, Sweetfire now knows what an antonym is, and can speak with confidence about offal. I hope you're proud of yourselves! S'fire, stick with us, kiddo. The GCSE's will be a cinch.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 May 03 - 08:11 AM

Fantastic!!! We made 200 posts on the thread! Les, u win the prize for the bicentennial entry. I shall present it at the next first Sunday session. Any suggestions as to what it should be, guys? And, with another 10 days to go, reckon we can make it 300?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:56 AM

oh you mean the good bits.....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:50 AM

Most of the inside bits and extremities, feet, ears, throat, liver, kidneys, stomach and other bits that your too young to know about.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:42 AM

what 'bits' are we talking about???

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:38 AM

It's the bits of an animal that you shouldn't eat, but that some people do anyway.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:30 AM

smallpiper was right noreen, very gutted i couldn't go.

oh, what is offal? this is a very strange thread, indeed...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 May 03 - 03:41 AM

Now Black Pudding I can cope with verily, and white puddding, in fact I'll bring some with me for breakfast

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 May 03 - 08:06 PM

I'm always overwhelmed by Oakley's proximity Noreen, so overwhelmed I have to rush for the prozac....sigh....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:30 PM

Indeed, a Lassie from Lancashire, of Irish ancestry, speaking only the truth :0)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: mandomad
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:24 PM

Heyup!
      Can I join this strange thread, to just say, I too am an offal fan, I could be found scoffin' a large plate of mixed tripe in Barnsley market on Saturday last!   My good lady (of the autoharp)absolutely detests the stuff, so I have to sneak offt to consume it in the privacy of my own pants.
      Thanks for the compliments Raggytash, Yes I'm looking forward to Saturday in the Endeavour especially as you and Ossoneffs will be there.   The Butler's won't be...I think they're at a Wedding.
       I hereby promise not to bring any Tripe, brawn, black pudding or cowheel with me.    Under protest, of course.
         

                           mandomad

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:01 PM

Noreen! it was a civilised question from a comer-in, I thought you too hailed fron the fairest county

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:50 PM

trotters!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:49 PM

Go on then I'll have to ask, What on earth are Crubeens, and incidentlally OsseyChops I hail from God's County The County Paletine of Lancashire ............I reside in Yorkshire purely so I can carry out my missionary work

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 May 03 - 01:43 PM

Mick-its a pity i didnt know you liked offal, when i was working near York, i could have got you a big bag of turkey guts every day.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 20 May 03 - 01:35 PM

I'll join you in some crubeens, OssonF my dear- my dad's favourite! (I was brung up right, obviously.)

Of course I didn't mean to imply that the Equine Pugilists were unreliable in any shape or form- particularly the gorgeous Oakley who is totally predictable in his inconsitency.

Anyway, it sounds as though KJ would have been totally overwhelmed by Oakley's proximity... he is the stuff that dreams are made on...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:56 PM

Ah Raggytash I cannot deny my passion for Oakleaf's fungoid form,but alas I cannot go to Inverness for I do not have the requisite qualification...that of being a virgin. Unfortunately my maidenhead was mislaid more years ago than I care to remember. Woe is me, I shall go forth immediately, book in at the nearest psychiatric unit & sing love songs to the walls of my padded cell whilst I muse upon my beloved.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:10 PM

Raggylad,very very very sad to hear you dont like eating the finer things of life. I thought you lot round Huddersfield were reared on the stuff.So it will be no good me fetching some crubeens for you at weekend - capital drinking fodder!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 20 May 03 - 09:41 AM

KJ I thought you were more discerning than to go panting over Oakleaf, desist at once, you may well live to regret it if you follow this wayward course.
Alternatively you too may end up with twenty virgins, get another four and go to Inverness

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 20 May 03 - 08:02 AM

I start to make pants for Oakleaf. They have to be camel. And soft and strong. And they have to have big pockets so he can Keep a lot of
things. Marbles and string and pennies and rocks. And they have to be washable and they have to fit closer round the leg ... so he can run if he needs to escape . And they have to be something he can lay back in when he holds Mrs Drinkall of No.21 in front of the fire. And ...
I dream and dream and dream and dream and dream and dream and dream...... over Oakleaf's pants. And cut and sew. And finish them. And send them off.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:56 AM

Smallpiper if you could possibly gather the courage to look at Oakley's crotch,I have various implements that may be of use.Such as a microscope!! (ha ha that was to be expected)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:30 AM

Hey ayaltollah me owld mucka I have it from Alla his sen that I don't have to do such stuff anymore. He gave me special dispensation for being a good lad! However in the interests of science I will ak the man but I refuse to look!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:15 AM

Ossen Venger, Yes tis the same, the young lady with the Autoharp is named Angela. Tony is the damned fine Mandolin player, I'm looking forward to playing along with him again.
However my little Wombat too is now the proud owner of one Autoharp, she fancied playing Angela's, who sadly wouldn't part with it for love nor money, so I purchased one for her. She's coming on nicely considering she's never played a stringed instrument before.

As for eating offal ............ you are very welcome to consume my share, a sentiment echoed by Wombat and the son and hairy

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Ayatollah
Date: 20 May 03 - 06:32 AM

Allah has intimated to me that the "bored observer" is a female who is tired of living. However, He tells me that she has no idea of how to cope with the 40 virgins promised when she shuffles off. I am prepared to bestow a dispensation whereby she can give them to Oaklet who, by the way, has donned his summer transparent jeans. Smallpiper, who has a greater stomach for such things than I will take a look and diseminate to us all the knowledge of what groin abnormality or worn underpant tight painfullness mandates his playing swift passages on his violin whilst stood on one leg.

Allah hat intimated zu mir, daß der "gebohrte Beobachter" eine Frau ist, die vom Leben müde ist. Jedoch hat sie keine Idee von, wie man mit den 40 Jungfrauen fertig wird, daß sie zu erlaubt werden kann, wenn sie weg shuffles. Ich werde vorbereitet, eine Zuteilung zu schenken, hingegen sie sie Oaklet geben kann, das übrigens seine transparenten Sommerjeans angezogen hat. _ Smallpiper, einen ein groß Magen für solch Sache als i haben, werden nehmen zu uns einen ein Blick und ein diseminate das ganz d knowlege von was LeisteAbweichung oder tragen underpant fest painfullness unterstellen sein spielen schnell Durchgang auf sein Violine während stehen auf ein Bein.

Allah has intimated to me that the "bored observer" is a woman, who is tired from the life. However it does not have an idea of, how one becomes finished with the 40 virgins that she can be too permitted, if her away shuffles. I will prepared to give a dispatching to give however her her Oaklet can, that by the way its transparent Sommerjeans tightened _ Smallpiper, largely a stomach for such thing as i to have, become to take us a view and diseminate that completely D knowlege from which border deviation or carries painfullness to subordinate underpant firmly its to play fast passage on its violin during to stand on a leg.

(this translation function breaths new life into folk)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 20 May 03 - 06:11 AM

Raggylad, Is it the same Tony with the lovely autoharp playing partner?

I will be thereon parade saturday morning ish - after I have finished my last batch of chitterlings, (only available at donny market)They also sell cow heel and black and white tripe - real Yorkshire soul food.If you can get them in the Huddersfield please let me know.

Dont remember promising to attend Noreen,else i would have been there.Anyway, Nikki will have kept our end up if she played as well as she did at the Saturday nights Nelthorpe Arms gig.

I was told in strictest confidence that Oakley only wears velcro next to the skin.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 May 03 - 06:05 AM

This particular pugilist was busy mixing cement and laying a Patio, when not strutting his stallionesque prowess at the Nelthorpe Arms. Sorry, couldn't make it, guys. By the renewed vigour of the drivel on this wonderful thread, it would seem that you all had a wonderful time...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: KJ
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:39 AM

Ummm, mor likely to be velcro methinks, given Oakley's tastes.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 May 03 - 06:27 PM

A quilted one?