Punch the Horse May Thread

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 May 03 - 04:33 AM

If any one is interested, Punch The Horse is playing at the "Nelthorpe Arms" South Ferriby this Saturday night -17th May.- 9pm start.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 May 03 - 02:05 AM

A rogue, a scamp or an idler I can understand but a musical instrument of the Brass family when applied to the fairer sex confuses me! Oh you mean brazen Brash and Loud! I see

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 May 03 - 07:16 PM

No No No, Smallpiper you have been mislead by this band of Vagabonds that regale under the name "Dowk the donkey"
A loon is a rogue, a scamp or a idler or when applied to the "fairer" sex a STRUMPET no less.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 May 03 - 04:56 PM

Isn't a Loon some kind of small flappy thing of the Gull family?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 04:49 PM

oh no it's quite amusing reading what u loada loons are writing, im enjoying it....please do continue....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 May 03 - 04:44 PM

or the cardigan oaklet don't for get the cardigan!

Don't feel left out sweetfire I'm sure you can come up with some contributions to this drivel

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 May 03 - 03:58 PM

Oh the snap on fungus turret, you still have the one adorned with blanc and bistre champignon de Paris. Glorious piece of craftmanship.
Take care however the clasps can become wedged which proves inordinately inconvenient at those moments.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 03:15 PM

i'm guessing this is guy talk...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 15 May 03 - 03:01 PM

Just as well I didn't mention the ribbed singlet and snap-on fungus turret.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 May 03 - 02:33 PM

ow ow ow my sides are hurting from laughing!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 15 May 03 - 02:28 PM

?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 May 03 - 02:25 PM

Oakleaf
Take care with those googles, you know how ladies make passes at men with glasses, don the feathered helmet and stained glass groin guard

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 May 03 - 01:46 PM

Heloo, I am full up now, i just had fish and chips twice! I bought a fish and chips for my imaginary frend, but when i got home he wasn't hungry, so i ate them both myself.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Bassic
Date: 15 May 03 - 01:35 PM

Oh Oakley and Les, you have no idea how much I needed the smile that you have just put on my face! Thanks buddies :-)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 15 May 03 - 01:24 PM

Ah back to the quality drivel Oakers old chap. They broke the mould when they made you. Actually they broke the mould just before they made you.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 15 May 03 - 01:06 PM

I hope Mrs Drinkall at no. 21 is aware that rutting season has begun.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 15 May 03 - 11:49 AM

I have just put on my scented rutting goggles.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 11:38 AM

I did!!i was going to throw it across the room but it's a huge Collins one, so not much point, it wouldn't go very far!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 15 May 03 - 11:27 AM

Chill, sweetfire. Blame the dictionary, it won't mind :0)

I can unfortunately remember only too well writing things on Mudcat that I still blush about now... and no, I won't give you a link to them!

Some contributors to these thread should be blushing at some of the stuff they write....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 11:10 AM

the pm before noreen i was just trying to give some kind of a reason, the differecnce in spelling was all i could think of. I'm sure the colour in my cheeks will go soon.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 11:01 AM

thank god there is a sensible one

which is so clearly not me

sorry boys, u where both right, my bad.

man i feel stupid, oh my, what a dumbass mistake, i blame the dictionary

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 15 May 03 - 10:54 AM

Sweetfire, you are being given the antonyms to the word you looked up first, presumably 'predominate'.

You are using a synonyms/antonyms dictionary, not an ordinary one which just gives definitions. You'll notice that all words will have an 'antonyms-' bit after them?

Great what you learn from these 'drivel' threads, innit?!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 10:31 AM

no no no
right i got a dictionary...here's what it says
Antonyms - inferior, minor, secondary, unimportant
you lot seen to be saying antonym, i'm saying antonymS. There seems to be a difference in spelling, hence the difference in meaning.
i was being stupid, i just noticed there seem to be very few female entries that's all. i need to stop talking bs

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 May 03 - 10:19 AM

Sweetfire,
Antonyms does not mean inferior or unimportant and neither do you.

Your drivel is as good as any other drivel on this thread and I speak as an expert driveller, almost international class (but not in the same class as Oakleaf, that boy is in a class of his own, should be a padded cell really)

An antonym is a word that means the opposite of another - good/bad that sort of thing

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 May 03 - 10:06 AM

God ... Now your talking to God! Girl make your mind up!

If you feel that what ever you say is unimportant then get some help you can't go around with this inferiority complex.

Check your dictionary

An Antonym is a word that is opposite in meaning to another word i.e. Good / Evil etc. Here endeth the lesson...

Now what where we saying.......................

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 09:57 AM

hahahaha
predominate - overshadow, riegn, rule
antonyms - inferior/unimportant.

'since males seem to rule this thread, does that mean whatever i say is unimportant' can u understand that????   of course one word means the opposite to the other, it definately wouldn't make sence if the two words above where the same. doh!

i was just being daft u idiot. god!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 15 May 03 - 09:36 AM

Drivel is solely propagated by the male of the species.

Discuss.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 May 03 - 09:35 AM

That dosn't make sense! How can you be a WORD of contrary meaning to another? Duh!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 May 03 - 09:31 AM

What do you mean, you're a word that means the opposite of what other word.
Kindly write a dissertation to explain the fundamental basis of your theory, 10000 words should do it.

That'll keep her busy boys, then we'll sneak a new thread in |June

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 09:20 AM

Since males seem to predominate this thread does that mean i'm antonyms?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 May 03 - 07:22 AM

i think abit of both small piper!! And yeah thanx for that, what you said made sence.

But pete, deep and spiritual....yerr riiight!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 15 May 03 - 05:21 AM

An american cowboy once told me he could roll a cigarette one handed.He also told me his black horse was blacker than my cat.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 May 03 - 04:46 AM

Scratching their balls and whittling .........

Hmmm one hand scratching, one hand whittling


............one handed whittling


.............could be dangerous

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 15 May 03 - 04:03 AM

I would explain but I fear you may be alarmed.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 14 May 03 - 07:55 PM

Scratching their balls and whittling??? I thought the driveling part was alarming.
I was however sincerely hoping someone was going to explain what Punch the Horse means.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: MMario
Date: 14 May 03 - 02:24 PM

actually - on this forum it means whatever you want it to mean - but most commonly BS = Not music, not technical.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 May 03 - 02:21 PM

Ok Raggy old bean !! Never one to let a mate down.
Up strides the kindly ossonflags with his serious head on to give you the true -if slightly boring - explanation of "BS"

It means "Breeze shooting" as in:

" A bunch of the boys were stood around the old cracker barrel in Zekes store,telling tall tales, scratching their balls and whittling.When in minced the Revr'nd Mcgillucuddy who lisped "Hi Guys you shooting the breeze?" I know, I know!! it is American granted, but we all know it is a euphonism for "BULLSHIT!!!!!"

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 14 May 03 - 11:11 AM

Ok, would some nice kind person tell me what BS stands for on this media IE Mudact

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 May 03 - 10:44 AM

Shit, what happened there? just lost me thread.

well said noddy !!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 May 03 - 10:40 AM

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 14 May 03 - 06:54 AM

BS is based on the American Educational System. There are three degrees, Bs, Ms, and PHd

They stand for

Bull Shit

More Shit


Piled High and Deep.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 May 03 - 05:37 AM

Bloody stunning (conversation)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 14 May 03 - 05:33 AM

Would some nice person please tell me what BS stands for...................................................................................................................................................... or am I correct in thinking Bull Shit

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 14 May 03 - 05:29 AM

What BS?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 May 03 - 05:01 AM

You forgot to say "Grasshoper" tut tut tut!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 May 03 - 04:46 AM

S'fire, the meaning of the thread is deep and spiritual, and totally inexplicable in words of less than 2000. Pay attention, and you may come to understand in the fullness of time.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 May 03 - 04:42 AM

A lot of wondering or BS??

Historically the bhouys from PtH had dozens of threads going all at once (I hasten to add they were not responsible for creating them all)full of BS and useful information about whats happening who is playing where and of course the occasional drinking challenge. Inorder not to take up so much time and space for those not interested in our peculiarities it was decided to limit our ramblings to one thread a munf. Hence this thread and next munf will be the PtH June thread etc. That answer your question Sweetfire?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 14 May 03 - 03:41 AM

What are these threads actually for??? Was there at some point a reason for 'May Punch...' starting? Or do they just come about and then people just talk BS?
Don't mean anything to the creator of this, i'm just wondering
you'll see I do alot of it

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 13 May 03 - 03:19 PM

Drat !! I am busy that weekend.playing Friday at the "Hope and Anchor" and Sunday at the "Sun Inn" Beverley.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse May Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 13 May 03 - 02:57 PM

A limp what pray tell?

Ossen-by-the-sea The bank holiday is the preceding weekend 24/25/26th