Lyr Req: Teach Your Party Well

Subject: Teach Your Party Well
From:
Date: 13 Aug 98 - 12:42 AM

I don't know if anyone would know this song, or at least in this form.

There's a Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young song called "Teach Your Children", and at a campfire sing the night before a live-action roleplaying game I heard the staff of Xanodria sing a rewrite of the song called "Teach Your Party Well". It's all about surviving a roleplaying game and the hell that the DM (dungeon master) sets up for you. I'm looking for a copy of the rewrite lyrics, but I don't know if they're just within Xanodria itself or actually in circulation. Anyone?

Slán, Kiwi

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Teach Your Party Well
From: Felipa
Date: 31 Aug 23 - 04:28 PM

refreshing this thread with its unanswered question

I searched for parodies of Teach Your Children Well, and I only came up with

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsnashyoung4.shtml

GIVE YOUR PARENTS HELL by Lionel MertenS

You… skipping out of school
You know the rules
About getting high
And you… go clean your room
Before it turns into a pig’s stye

Give… your parents hell
A rebel’s yell will quickly outcry
And feast… upon their fears
The ones they dread, the ones that won’t die

Do you ever take advice?
When they scold you, is it nice?
If you look into their eyes
You’ll see they love you

And you… who’s raisin' cain
Who causes pain in his fam’ly’s home life
Could you… have hurt them anymore?
You maybe sore but must you sow strife?

Give… your parents hell
It’s really swell
Of you to comply
And taunt… them in your teens
They make you sick, they have hurt your pride


Do you ever take advice?
When they scold you, is it nice?
If you look into their eyes
You’ll see they love you

AND
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsandnash1.shtml

BEAT YOUR CHILDREN - Alvin Rhodes

you...who have spawned a load
must have a code
that they all live by
when you...become incensed
don't get all tense
just let your fists fly

beat...your children well
their father's belt
makes them go "oh my "
they'll heed...you need not scream
they don't want licks
when papa goes by

don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"

and they'll....have tender rears
poor little dears
see how the blood flies
they'll be...respectful youths
you'll get the truth
and there'll be no lies

beat...your children well
and give them hell
don't be a good guy
you need...to let off steam
you wanna kick ?
just let that foot fly

don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"
---
TEACH YOUR PARTY WELL ????

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Teach Your Party Well
From: Felipa
Date: 31 Aug 23 - 04:28 PM

refreshing this thread with its unanswered question

I searched for parodies of Teach Your Children Well, and I only came up with

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsnashyoung4.shtml

GIVE YOUR PARENTS HELL by Lionel MertenS

You… skipping out of school
You know the rules
About getting high
And you… go clean your room
Before it turns into a pig’s stye

Give… your parents hell
A rebel’s yell will quickly outcry
And feast… upon their fears
The ones they dread, the ones that won’t die

Do you ever take advice?
When they scold you, is it nice?
If you look into their eyes
You’ll see they love you

And you… who’s raisin' cain
Who causes pain in his fam’ly’s home life
Could you… have hurt them anymore?
You maybe sore but must you sow strife?

Give… your parents hell
It’s really swell
Of you to comply
And taunt… them in your teens
They make you sick, they have hurt your pride


Do you ever take advice?
When they scold you, is it nice?
If you look into their eyes
You’ll see they love you

AND
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/crosbystillsandnash1.shtml

BEAT YOUR CHILDREN - Alvin Rhodes

you...who have spawned a load
must have a code
that they all live by
when you...become incensed
don't get all tense
just let your fists fly

beat...your children well
their father's belt
makes them go "oh my "
they'll heed...you need not scream
they don't want licks
when papa goes by

don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"

and they'll....have tender rears
poor little dears
see how the blood flies
they'll be...respectful youths
you'll get the truth
and there'll be no lies

beat...your children well
and give them hell
don't be a good guy
you need...to let off steam
you wanna kick ?
just let that foot fly

don't you fret that they may die
when you let that buckle fly
when they misbehave, just cry
"i'm gonna club you"
---
TEACH YOUR PARTY WELL ????