Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: KampervanSister
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 06:11 AM

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: KampervanSister
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 06:09 AM

refresh

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 10:32 AM

Thanks, Nozzer x He's a big meanie.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 09:25 AM

Everyone's allowed their fantasies, eh, sp??

:0)

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:29 AM

I'm not being a spoil sport I shall enjoy watching your testicles floating down the humber while the rest of you languishes in a hell of your own creating! I tried to help you boy but some people are just too dumb to accept help!

See you in whitby (if you survive)?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:22 AM

I'm having a hamlet moment...! Aaaaahhh. Case closed. SP, don't be a spoilsport.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 04:45 AM

Big Bird - that is such a shame. My intervention would have saved Deanie from a fate worse than death (a fate that has nothing to do with you as it comes from outside these mudcat walls). He knows what I am talking about. Oh well you can lead a horse to water etc.

Well Deanie I tried, but be it on your own head you poor poor man.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 04:32 AM

McFAT at R & W's hutch.
Should be Knights of the Round Pub Table.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 04:25 AM

Kampervan sister - sorry you have had to wait such a long time for the reply but MCFAT does believe he can sing in harmony

Small Piper I did as a child learn the bag ( big) pipes and actually love the pipes ( couldnt eat a whole set though) I am not a war monger I dont encourage people to fight - I dont lie!!

Big Bird - you will make a great daughter in law - you have my fickle nature!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 04:11 AM

Sorry smallpiper, and MC Fat - Deanmeister wins out of sheer bloody persistence and if only to shut him up for a minute. It seems we will indeed be carrying suitcases for Kampervan and R&WR to some glorious paradise island........Skegness should do it. No more fighting please - the loss of any one of you to womankind would be a devastating blow indeed :o)

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 11:37 AM

The Court of King Arthur...? We could be the Knights of the Pub Table...! I'll be the one sporting the kerchief of milady BigBird.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: GUEST,Hologram
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 11:02 AM

I'm glad glad very glad I'm glad I'm a gladiator

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 11:00 AM

So far so good...

The Colosseum? We could wear full Gladiator gear for future combat....

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: GUEST,Hologram of McFat
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 10:51 AM

Howsabout Dueling Badjokes

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 10:22 AM

I reckon this thread needs restarting...it's getting too blinkin long. Any ideas for a title for the next one?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: GUEST,Hologram of McFAT
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 09:41 AM

I think my harmony is very good on myb proud grey locks

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 09:35 AM

MCFAT? Harmony..? Doesn't know the meaning of the word. He thrives on confrontation!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 05:30 AM

Do not let them confuse you Big Bird. Now that you have agreed to be mine, we can live in bliss and let these ijits squable amoungst themselves for the scraps from our table.

R&WR if you are not a warmonger then why are you encouraging people to fight for a lost cause? And the only reason that you insult all pipers can be only down to ignorance - for that you may be forgiven.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: KampervanSister
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 05:17 AM

R&WR - if we are to be sisters-in-law at some time in the future, methinks you might be willing to give me some small indication of the loyalty which is bound to eventually grow amongst us and give me a bit of a clue as to who is the MCFat character with whom it has been suggested I could live happily ever after? ..... and more to the point - can he sing in harmony?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: GUEST,The HolograM of McFAT
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 04:48 AM

Rules as per same however we may have the added attraction of thirds

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 04:40 AM

well shes hopping on another thread - I suggested she returns north for the jump - I might to see your demise DeanM but since you are still around I guess something went wrong with your calculations

Smallpiper I am not a warmonger - I am a peaceful soul who believes in love and peace - I didnt start the duels blame that on MCFAT - by the way MCFAT - old git wants to know are the rules still the same for the repeat duel?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 04:35 AM

No. Not until you agree to run away with me and love me forever.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 03:29 AM

Well you've lost me........don't know whats happening now - will you lot sort yourselves out????

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 11:12 AM

I live to fight another day.....though the crew of the Barge were surprised to see me!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 07:16 PM

And any way deanie knows I fight dirty ... we have had many a dual and he hasn't won yet!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 07:13 PM

Red and White Rabit you are a war monger and should be ashamed of yourself. Big Bird has already agreed to my proposal and if you don't like it.... tough!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 03:10 PM

this is very interesting - I am no expert in matters pertaining to flight and crashing into chariots - but surely DeanMeister you cannot accept that the BigBird whom you 'ave fought so valiantly for can be whisked off by him with the 'small parts'.
I cannot believe that you are thinking of ending it all and not having one last duel to fight for the hand of 'er what is to become my daughter in law. I would rather have lurve songs round the Sunday tea table than bits of drain pipe - come on DeanMeister - you can win the hand of the fair lady

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 01:06 PM

Ah Mr Dean you giving me spelling lessons? Do you really feel up to it? really.... Also I happen to know that you will reach terminal velocity very quickly however your horizontal flight will be a mere 10 feet followed by a large splash! My chariot (and the trees) are safe. As is the hand of the beloved Big Bird.

And whats with the military stuff deanie you have gone daft havn't you?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 10:53 AM

Incidentally, you can't spell destruction. I don't converse with illiterate peasants. See you on the other side. Perhaps you will have received an education by then. Big Bird may have taught you to write the English language, since she is clearly your intellectual superior.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 10:48 AM

You think a 130mph missile can be stopped by a few twiglets, SP? Oh no, your chariot is history. I never miss a target.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 06:46 AM

Yipppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Big Bird!

Now mr deanie do I detect a touch of angst? It is precisely these teanage antics that cause you to fail so spectacularararararilarilarily!

There is a terrible flaw to your self distruction plan (well actually it won't stop you from self distruction but my chariot will be safe)have you forgotten about the trees? Now stop dribbling, tuck your shirt in and behave - I'll talk to you latter.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 06:30 AM

We'll use your birthday cake for your funeral tea

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 06:12 AM

As a slight twist, and in order that my demise may achieve something other than the destruction of said chariot, I have today purchased the strap-on wings that that fellow used recently to freefall across the English Channel. My plan is simple, but I think you'll agree, quite effective.

At precisely 8pm North Lincolnshire Meantime, I shall climb to the top of the south stanchion of the Humber Bridge watched by the assembled musicians of Barton upon Humber. KJ, Skipjack and Bloke in the corner can be my witnesses to ensure that the operation is carried out under sterile conditions, and my entry into the Barton Book of Records will be secured for all eternity. Oakley has supplied pyrotechnics as used by the Purple Helmets Bicycle Display Team to make the proceedings more spectacular.

At precisely 8.15pm, wind conditions prevailing, I shall leap fearlessly from the stanchion, and skillfully angle my descent northwards, across the Humber Estuary, trailing purple and green smoke, directly at the three foot target my trusty second will have painted on the side of Smallplonker's chariot, whilst hollering at the top of my voice "THIS ONE'S FOR BIG BIIIIIIIRD...I LUUUURVED YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!" At 8.15 and 8 seconds, by my calculations, said chariot will be spread all over the car park, and I will be immortalised as the first man to fly unpowered across the Humber Estuary. I will finally have achieved something in my pitiful life, and all those who have belittled me in the past will have to eat their words.

So there. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 04:10 AM

Well it would seem that the Meister and disappointment are indeed destined to be forever intertwined.

SP, I shall never speak to you again. Have a look out of your window at about 8 o'clock this evening. The hunched, dishevelled, pitiful figure on the bridge parapet about 200 feet above your car park will be me. Hope I don't make too much mess for your neighbours, but I will attempt to land head first on the chariot with which you intend to whisk away my one true love.

"Oh my love she won't have me, as I understand.
For she wants a freeholder, and I have no land.
I cannot maintain her, with the silver and gold,
or the other pretty fine things that my loves house can hold.

So farewell my dear mother, farewell sister too,
For I'm going to ramble this whole wide world through,
and when I get tired, oh I'll sit down and cry,
and think on pretty Big Bird with a tear in my eye"

Farewell.
DM.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Big Bird
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 03:00 AM

Oh, OK then!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 10:32 PM

Ok guys and gals I have the perfect solution to this problem.....Big Bird, marry me it will see the end to all of this skullduggery and poo singing duels and I guarantee you eternal happiness and even bliss on this mortal coil.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Kampervan
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 03:51 PM

By the way oldgit, I hope you're not taking all of this personally, it's just that there are some things that just transcend ordinary mortal relationships.

I was hoping that your duel with MC Fat would have saved me the angst of causing you any distress; I figured I could deal with him using more brutal means. I hold you no grudge and I wish you a long and happy life; it's just that RW&R and I are destined to be together; like folk and song; spliff and good time; DeanMeister and disappointment.

I hope we can all be friends.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Kampervan
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 03:35 PM

Well now DeanM, you may be getting somewhere with that last suggestion. (Although I think that your previous contribution belonged to a different thread)

R&WR and I would just love to spend the next 50 years or so sipping Margheritas ( that's when we're not otherwise engaged of course); so if you fancy carrying our bags and generally making sure that we don't run out of any essentials, then you'd be welcome.
MCFat could pop along from time to time to sing a few songs, ( we'd let you listen so you could pick up a few tips on good singing); and as for BigBird, well I guess it's up to her to decide on whom she will bestow her favours but beware, she's a hard on those who don't live up to her expectations.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 12:34 PM

okay - but what about old git - Kampervan do you have another sis lurking somewhere?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 09:58 AM

I have the perfect solution. MCFAT can live happily ever after with Sis, Kampervan can be betrothed to R&WR and run a B7B in Skegness, and Big Bird and I can disappear into the sunset to sip Pina Coladas in the Maldives for all eternity! Everybody happy with that? Seems fair to me.....

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 09:49 AM

I thought you might know me better than that by now, Kamperdude. Better to burn out than to fade away...

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: old git
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 05:53 AM

over my dead body!!
no that was not an invitation to murder!!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 04:24 AM

any sis of your is a future sister in law of mine!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Kampervan
Date: 10 Aug 03 - 12:00 PM

Well, Who'd ' 'ave thought it. My antipodean little sis wading in to protect the family honour.

You'd love her R&WR, she's talented, pretty,and from much further south than you'd think; i.e. New Zealand.
Well she's from Grimsby actually but she's now one of the few upholders of the Tradition in Kiwiland.

Anyway, go for it sis. protect your niece from the evil machinations of the jump-lead wielding DeanMeister and support your bruv in his glorious quest to become R&WR's truest and forever love.
P.S. You'd love MCFat.

PPS Thanks for the use of the jump leads DeanMeister. I don't forget good deeds; I'll grant you an honourable and quick departure from this incarnation. I truly believe that you are close to Nirvana; there only remains .....HUMILITY

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 04:29 AM

Dear future sister in law they are the northern contingent of the macho society who believe everything can be solved by battling it out over a couple ( or several) beers. I have to say it makes good entertainment and your neice is excellent at keeping them hungry for her fair hand

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: KampervanSister
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 06:59 PM

Now look here you lot - I'm not sure I like the idea of duelling and bribery and skullduggery within my family. Anyway who are these CADS who are fighting over my beautiful niece Big Bird? I need some answers.

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: GUEST,White Dove
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 07:42 AM

awwwwwwww sorry guys missed this one again...know anyone who can navigate the Humber...maybe next year!!!

Megahugs...somewhere on the Shroppie...ROz

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 06:50 AM

What you not taking any soap again !!

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 06:37 AM

I was thinking maybe of a mucky weekend in a B&B in Skegness....?

Subject: RE: Review: beverley fest did you enjoy?
From: MC Fat
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 06:06 AM

.......be a devil take somewhere really lush and exclusive like Mablethorpe, Hornsea or Ingoldmells