BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM

well just to let you know, my first night workin at KC Stadium went very well! Ok it was caos (is that spelt right? i doubt it) at one point cause the pot washer broke and i tell ya what, trying to carry bottles of beer on one of those tray-things is bloody hard! But all in all in was fun!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 03:21 PM

Very good!!! clap clap clap. i will have to come by one time and be a bit of an awkward customer i think. rofl. oh the possibilities...

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 08:22 PM

Parisian Squat.

I've found a good one here my love,
It has a broken tile,
There's just enough room for my fingertips,
To hang here for a while,
I know it has no bog roll,
Nor a sanitory bin,
Balance is all you need to stop,
Your bum from falling in!

6Best spoken with a Peter Sellers accent9

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 03:19 AM

tot,
    you haven' t mentioned the fact that you forgot your entry pass to the building, and we had to go back for it!! you only had ONE THING to remember and you forgot it!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 04:46 AM

Why doesn't that surprise me, Ted?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:05 AM

she must have her mother's brain pete,

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM

your a git dad, and you can shut up pete!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM

Thingys to try when board !!

Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!I Won! 3rd
time this week!!!"

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:47 AM

Why doesnt it surprise me either!!?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM

or you could do something normal when ya get bored an thats to, GET OFF YA LAZY FAT ASS AND GO FIND SOMETHING TO DO!!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:18 AM

If Prince Charlie becomes King we wont need to change the words of the national anthem

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:21 AM

Prince Charles is splendid chap. No way is he a homosexual!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sixty Twoer
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 07:52 AM

YEEEEESSSS I got the sixty tooth am going for the sixty ninth !!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 12:55 PM

There's been a leak .............

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:15 AM

HPB,
   a leak in what? you are getting more obscure by the minute! your real name isn't oakley is it?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:11 AM

Ted

The leak is getting bigger

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM

could you elucidate please baldy man? i haven't a clue what you're on about!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:18 AM

48" water main leak at this wonderful establishment of ours, but dont tell anyone cos its a secret, we dont want the water board to know,
shusss mums the word !!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM

Or is it ....

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:22 AM

Or is it me getting a sixty ninerrrrr !!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:22 AM

sounds like the HSE! i bet you are all just stood watching it, waitng for someone to DO something!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:41 AM

HPB
I think I have sent him down a blind alley, he still dunt know about your prize possesion on your allotment !!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:47 AM

a leek?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM

Dave stop being rude! we dont wanna know if your havin a 69er!!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:14 AM

sophia!
      keep it clean! my fans may be hanging on your every word!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,El practiso
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:18 AM

Apenas practicar mi EL español Ted

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:24 AM

I am online!! got 40 mins to wait until next lesson
bet youre all so glad!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM

agreed el practiso, but one tries!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:29 AM

hola adam,
         always pleased to have to have sophia's only friend on board!AND i think your computer skills will be handy for setting up my own web site! guess what it will be called?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:35 AM

ROFL.
hmm let me guess... flamenco!!????

im sure it will have tabs on it!

Like i said, if you want your own message board like MINE <--- fantastic tabs forum!!!!
just let me know and i will set it up!

If you want to put the site on your own webspace but you dont know how to do it i can also help you.
Clever huh!
If you want both then you can put a link to the message board on your site!

anyway, enough tech talk.
Got another 30 mins sat here doing sod all, somebody sing something!
maybe some bob dylan??? please!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM

thanks for that link adam, i actually managed to get into your site. do these "sites" cost much to set up? to run? can i delete unsavoury characters who post on it? you know the sort, people who have a prediliction for fish etc etc

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Robert
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM

Bob Dylan KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR                BOB DYLAN

G                D            Am
Mama take this badge of of me,
G        D           C
I can't use it anymore
G                D                Am
It's getting dark, too dark to see
G            D                         C
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door


Chorus
G                D                   Am
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door
G                D                   C
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door
G                D                   Am
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door
G                D                   C
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door


Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That long black cloud is coming down
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door

Chorus

Mama wipe the blood from my face
I'm sick and tired of the war
Got a feeling that's hard to trace
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door

Chorus

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:06 PM

Sorry, but it's an Am7. Just thought I'd mention it.

There Ted 6El9, a moment of sanity. Now where was I? Oh yeh, digging my plot.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:15 PM

How long was the hundred day war ?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:16 PM

30 years

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM

I think the Flatmates version of that song is really good.
Anyone agree?
Mmmmm....i wonder if Dave will have his hat on this week??
It's a shame whenever he has cause hes got really sexy hair!
I'll lyk 2 say say d same bout d rest of ya bt u all hav bald patches!! hehe xx

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:06 PM

Neway...Adam, i cn't Blieve u askd 4 BOB DLYAN...u geek!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:24 PM

I refuse to text you people. I shall use the Queen's english. 'Was ist los mit dir?. O/k, I meant austrian.

The harriWatts youngsters have an abundance of hair. It's just that you've never been on holiday with us to find out.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:26 PM

The Queen's not English anyway...

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM

OMG! Bob Dylan is GOD you nitwit!

Thank you very much for the song, AND you gave the chords too!!!!
WOW!
do u always get 2 for the price of 1 here????

Ted, the message boards cost NOTHING to run, theyre free! as i said, just let me know.

Yes you can delete fish obsessives, or in fact ANYONE you want to!!
you can have complete control over it, delete messages, add categories, etc etc.

Adios compadres. its not dark yet, but its getting there...

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:40 PM

GOD!!!!! OMG!!!! What planet are you from? I feel like sayin lots of nasti words to you Adam but my dad might stop my pocket money if i do so....so i'll just have to wait til col..xx

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:50 PM

You obviously dont read lyrics!
i am thinking i might have to punch you!!
OMG!!
war is back on!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:41 AM

geek,
    thanks for that. we must get our heads together, i have shed loads of flamenco tab, some going back to the 19th century that we stick up there in space.
                      the true path

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

sophia,
       please don't start listening to bob dylan!! how many times have we sat in acoustic clubs and some bugger trots out the full 3 month long version of "knocking on heaven's bloody door" get some english tunes down your neck!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:56 AM

precisely my point dad!! Bob Dylan sucks ass!!!

haha to u adam! And it u that is gunna get ya scrawny ass kicked, not me.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM

make him listen to mike harding on radio 2 8pm on wednesday nights. it should clear his little pointy head!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM

Almost there

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM

Over to you

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM

yo puppies,
          who is going to get 100? mupps? tots? or adam? guick, before fish squasher gets out of bed!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM

el ted this one's yours