Skipjack celebrates 1st March

Subject: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 11:22 AM

Much to the dismay of the Welsh peoples, they share their day with the birth of Skipjack.

So. To the "Oil Barron of Humberside".

His Lardship.

Skipjack, oil of Ulay.

Happy Birthday greetings.

There is a new family crest devised which is to be lodged at the Heraldic centre for the vasselines of Great Britain. It is two crosssed chips in a vat of fat.

Have a great day.

Love n peace.

your pet, r o'leum.(Irish)

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 11:35 AM

Hey Lard Boy, Many Happy Returns (tomorrow), my little oleaginous lovely! Remind me to serenade you with a kazoo rendition of the "Dallas" theme tune next time I see you.

Why, I for one would be more than happy to spend 57 of your fine British Pounds at Skip's Exotic Emporium of Unguents.

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Kate
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 01:25 PM

Happy Birthday Skip! Have a fantastically oil filled day and may you receive all the dripping you hope for!!! There'll be a birthday pint waiting for you next time I see you.

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: sian, west wales
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 01:50 PM

Hmmm. Now ... Dewi Sant was tea-total ...

Just food for thought ...

Penblwydd Hapus, hen ddyn!

siân

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: MudGuard
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 02:24 PM

Erik, I don't know about calendars in UK, but HERE today is February the 29th...

Don't you have leap years over there? ;-)

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 02:29 PM

dat is why I puts 1st of March on da fred-cor blimey! (I wouldn't have time to do it in the morning and I don't want to be online after midnight tonight)

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 02:35 PM

Kate-Don't start him off about dripping!(He has nasty habbits) He has enough on his plate as it is.And Sain (with fings above the letters) Don't start him off about HENS, I've seen him chasing chickens, it's not a pretty sight.

(Can you imagine it? Him chasing a hen and dripping at the same time!!)It beggars belief.

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: MudGuard
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 02:45 PM

Eric, sorry for the missspelling of your name, I just had written an email to a real "Erik"...

But it is an "unlucky" thing to congratulate before the birthday...

And what is a "fred-cor blimey"?

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 03:01 PM

Happy Birthday Skipjack! Have a wonderful day!

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 03:12 PM

Ah Skipjack you share your day with a duckling, Maddie will be 10 tomorrow - a tad younger than you I suspect but hope you have a great day too and go easy on the jelly.

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Peace
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 03:32 PM

Skipjack: DO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY.


Happy Birthday from Alberta, Canada.

Bruce M.

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 03:55 PM

Andy, do you mean I'm not real? Am I just a figment of my imagination? Oh, (sobs quietly in the background)woe unto the house of Lackford.It isn't unlucky for me, it might be unlucky for him being wished an advance happy birthday by a figment of his imagination.

An introduction to the English language. By; Afig Ment.

Fred is the common mis(s)spelling of Thread. Though Thread is often pronounced "Fred", by peoples of the southern home lands of Britain.(To which you are a frequent visitor I gather)

Cor blimey-roughly translated means "God blind me" sort of the equivalent of "Gott in Himmel".

That clears that up.

'Appy birthday me old mucker, me old mate skipjack-for the second time from your little figment.('ope it ain't too unlucky)

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 03:57 PM

Also It's the 1st of March in NZ etc I beleive, since they are many hours in front of us, so he's is alright.

Happy birthday Skipjack.

Signed;Eric the figment

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: MudGuard
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 03:59 PM

No, I did not mean you are not real. But you are not an Erik, you are an (real) Eric.
At least if I go by your nickname...

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Morticia
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 05:26 PM

Happy Birthday,Skip.....*insert hug here*

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: MudGuard
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 07:03 PM

Now, after 1 o'clock local which is after midnight in UK:

Happy 45th birthday, Greg!

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: mouldy
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 02:50 AM

Damn it, I'm STILL older than him!

Happy birthday you young reprobate!

Andrea xx

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Partridge
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 04:17 AM

Happy Birthday Greg, hope you are well and that we run into each other sometime this year.

Pat x

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Jeanie
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 04:18 AM

Birthday greetings to you from Essex !
Have a wonderful day !
With Love
- jeanie

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From:
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 04:27 AM

Please don't say too many nice things about him. It only makes him worse. It's bad enough he's management without greasing up to him.

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 04:56 AM

Happy birthday, kid!

all my best wishes

freda

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Noreen
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 05:51 AM

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Skippeeeee happy birthday to you

Have a good day greasing palms... :0)

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 05:56 AM

Thank you Eric, Erik and all.

That's it, half way to 90, and a sneaking suspicion that they are the best 45 years. To use an Australian term, Ms Baggins, I feel absolutely ripper. Bit of light excercise, eat and drink in reasonable moderation, bingeing occasionally, good balance between work and play, and leaving rest til the grave, or at best til exhaustion, many and varied interests, but never playing golf, seems to be an agreeable way to shuffle through life for me.

Greg

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 06:33 AM

£57 for that? You must be mad. Happy birthday.

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 07:53 AM

Breithelá shona duit, mo chara - there'll be a pint for you then if you're at the Six Bells session tomorrow!
Dáithí

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Allan C.
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:28 AM

Best birthday wishes to you!

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: mooman
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:35 AM

Happy birthday Oil of Ulay!

All the best

Richard and Patricia

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 12:05 PM

Hi Skip,

fist thing i did this morning was to post a message here, just in case you didn't read it there.
Many happy returns, young man!

Wilfried

Subject: RE: Skipjack celebrates 1st March
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 01:22 PM

Happy Birthday Sir Skip

Love from
Lady Catherine x