Lyr ADD: Messing About on the River

Subject: Tune Add: MESSING ABOUT ON THE RIVER
From: mike cahill
Date: 11 Oct 98 - 03:27 PM

Right then here is the tune (well it sounds near enough on my penny whistle) hope it was worth the wait mike

T:MESSING ABOUT ON THE RIVER
M:3/4
L:1/4
Q:100
R:waltz
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Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: mike cahill
Date: 10 Oct 98 - 05:29 PM

Hi all A thousand thank you's for the words. I'm sorry for not getting back to you earlier, but been a bit busy. You have saved my credibility (and the cat's), I've been telling everyone how good the cat was and it was looking like it was going to fail, but you've restored my faith. I will post the tune (or a rough approxamation of it) over the next day or so in ABC format, speak to you soon, thanks again T.T.F.N. mike.

PS the bit about being face down on a bar room floor was closer than you think!!

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Barbara
Date: 10 Oct 98 - 01:53 PM

Tell you what, if any of you know how to send it as a GIF or JPG of the sheet music, as a MIDI file, or as RealAudio, you can email it to me,
[e-mail]
,and I'll turn into pretty little red numbers and ABCs.
Mike's email addy is up in the top post, you could e him and ask him if you want.
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: John Nolan
Date: 10 Oct 98 - 01:37 PM

It's Saturday, Ewan. Mike is probably lying face down in the sawdust of a barroom floor. Meanwhile, thanks from this neck of the woods...been singing it all morning. What a great tune! Pity I can't transcribe it.

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Ewan McV
Date: 10 Oct 98 - 11:49 AM

Well, there you are. Mike seemed so desperate for the lyric, I patiently sat and transcribed, then typed. Now it's been on the system longer than he was giving between reminders to us, and no sign of him. If he had collected it he'd surely have said 'thank you'. Must be away for the weekend. Isn't it always the way? Barbara, I don't mesel know how to put the tune on - I know there on other threads indications of ways one can use, but I have not the time to sit and learn them at present. Maybe John will help. Or Mike?

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Barbara
Date: 09 Oct 98 - 02:14 PM

Finally! Thank you Ewan. Can any of you post a tune for those of us who would love to know this but don't...yet?
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: Lyr Add: MESSING ABOUT ON THE RIVER (Tony Hatch)
From: Ewan McV
Date: 09 Oct 98 - 12:44 PM

Well, there it was on the video shelf!

When the weather is fine, then you know it's a sign for messing about on the river
If you take my advice, there's nothing so nice as messing about on the river
There are long boats and short boats and all sorts of craft
And cruisers and keel boats and some with no draught
So take off your coat, go hop in a boat, go messing about on the river

There are boats made from kits, that reach you in bits, go
Or you might like to scull in a glass fibred hull, just
There are tillers and rudders and anchors and cleets
And ropes that are sometimes referred to as sheets
With the wind in your face, there's no finer place, than

There are skippers and mates and rowing club eights, just
There are pontoons and ### and all sorts of knots, for
Well, if inboards and outboards and dinghies you sail
The first thing you learn is the right way to bail
In a one seat canoe you're skipper and crew, just

There are bridges and locks and moorings a docks, when
There's a whirlpool and weir that you mustn't go near, when
There's backwater places all hidden from view
And quaint little islands just waiting for you
So leave here right now, go cast off your bow, go messing about on the river.

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Ewan McV
Date: 09 Oct 98 - 11:51 AM

John

Thanks indeed for that thought. I will dig out the video made on the night and see if the song words are there. I was on stage that night - I wrote Josh's first hit TALKING ARMY BLUES. If I find the song I'll bung it on.

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: BSeed
Date: 09 Oct 98 - 02:46 AM

Barbara, I came by my Wallace and Gromit tapes legitimately (and they are one of my favorite things to give as gifts, and my students love them and I love them dearly--and one reason for watching commercial TV is to see the talking cars commercials, obviously also by Nick Park). --seed

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Barbara
Date: 08 Oct 98 - 11:46 PM

Pete, if you look carefully at my post, you'll see I didn't say Wal and THE DOG were from Oz, just that I thought those folks might be able to lay hands on some of the literature, what you can't do here, stateside, as far as I can tell.
Actually, true confession time, I originally had "Aussies or Kiwis" in the post, and I cut it because I couldn't remember if NZers called themselves that, or if it was Australian slang and possibly derrogatory. And I couldn't remember if we had any of you on the list.
Guess I know now, hmmmm? ...grovel, grovel..
We actually live on a farm with a border collie who looks quite a bit like THE DOG only ours is named; named Oreo, actually which probably tells you something about his markings. ('course as Murray shows, lots of dogs look like THE DOG) So, e me and we'll work something out. I have two early FRF books, and no more. A compilation would be wonderful.
My email is
[e-mail]
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: John Nolan
Date: 08 Oct 98 - 10:43 PM

Another fragment:
The first thing you learn is the right way to bail

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: John Nolan
Date: 08 Oct 98 - 10:34 PM

Adding to Ewan's fragment (perhaps erroneously)
There's tug boats and row boats and all kinds of craft
Boats with no engines and boats with no draft

A double canoe is perfect for two
When messing about on the river

There's XXXXXX backwaters hidden from view,
And XXXX little islands just waiting for you,

In the summer of 1995, a group of West of Scotland singers put on a tribute to Josh McCrae in Glasgow's Tron Theater - the late Danny Kyle was MC, and on stage, singing Messing about on the river, if I remember rightly, was Josh McCrae's daughter. Maybe Ewan can confirm. My mind is fuzzy, because the Glasgow Socialist Women's Choir and a pickled Mick Broderick then took over in the bar, and the night went merrily to hell... The point is, the song seemed very much alive and well, and half the theatre audience sung fragments.

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Oct 98 - 08:38 PM

I have a friend whose brother lives in NZ...she has been there twice, and each time brings back Footrot Flats books, so I have read a bunch...and have one of mt very own!! Also was given a black wool singlet like Wal wears...a great treasure!! Nothing quite like those cartoons anywhere...wish I had easier access. (oh...friend also brought me a 'Black Mac' dark ale from Stoke, Nelson, South Island...*yum*..(have we had part of this discussion before, Pete?)anyway--bears repeating...

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From:
Date: 08 Oct 98 - 07:27 PM

Mike, A version of 'Messing about on the river' is on a Max Bygraves CD 'I wanna sing you a song' No. MACCD/MC172

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Pete M
Date: 08 Oct 98 - 04:32 PM

Barbara

stand by to be assulted, insulted and derided by all Kiwis!!!

Wal Footrot and THE DOG are not Australian!!!!!!!!!!! We do occasionally acknowledge the existence of our offshore island wherin dwells Alan, Alison etc. but please don't confuse us.

Sadly Murray Ball's Flynn on whom THE DOG was based, died this week aged sixteen and a half. Murray has also given up producing Footrot Flats cartoons on a regular basis, although all the compilations and some new ones are still available in NZ. If you can't find a local source, get in touch with me directly and I'll organise a relief parcel.

Pete M

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Barbara
Date: 07 Oct 98 - 08:25 PM

Mike, I was born in Michigan, and live in Oregon, but I suspect it's the same Ratty. Didn't he say something like "There is nothing half as good (or some other superlative) as simply messing about on the river"?
I could go look it up, but that would be cheating, and yes, it's Wind in the Willows, and would it surprise you to know a series of Wallace and Grommit videos live in our house? Someone who was the friend of someone many times removed videotaped them off of the telly, and they gradually made their way - copy by pirated copy - to us.
And speaking of the other side of the world and arcane literature, if any of you folks from Oz could put me on to a source of Footrot Flats books, there's another Wallace I'd like to have more of in my collection.
Blessings,
Barbara
PS Haven't yet found any Wendsleydale to try, tho. May have to go to the moon.

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From:
Date: 07 Oct 98 - 07:56 PM

Ratty, definitely as in 'Tales of the riverbank'. However, if it helps, the track you seek is on a Max Bygraves CD 'I wanna sing you a song' MACCD/MC172

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: mike
Date: 07 Oct 98 - 06:55 PM

who's ratty? as in tails of the riverbank/wind in the willow's It is strange talking to people if you don't know if they share a common history if you are american it might have a completely different idea of ratty, I picture a myopic Peter Sallis (as in last of the summer wine and wallis and gromit)

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Ewan McV
Date: 07 Oct 98 - 12:05 PM

OK, I'll have a go, see what fragments come out.

When the weather is fine, it's really high time
For messing about on the river.
********************
For messing about on the river.
There's tug boats and row boats and *** boats and ****
**********************************
So take off your coat, and go get afloat
Go messing about on the river.

The above is part memory, part I fear invention. It goes in in a similar vein for several more dire verses, of which there are none in my head. I have no words other than those I quoted for the parody I mentioned above, I'm afraid. That's me, I'm done.

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Barbara
Date: 07 Oct 98 - 11:30 AM

mike, I haven't looked, but Ewan McV might have a membership, and then you could send him a personal note or an e to ask him for this. Some 'Catters only check in occasionally. I'd be interested in hearing more of this song, too. Sounds like it might be sung by Ratty?
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: mike
Date: 07 Oct 98 - 10:59 AM

I'm still keen to get the words for this song. If you can only remember a fragment then please post it I might be able to piece it together

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: mike
Date: 03 Oct 98 - 08:06 AM

thanks for the posting I'm sure someone will come up with th goods, mudcat is having bad problems it's taken me a couple of hours on and off to get here today

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Joe Offer
Date: 02 Oct 98 - 08:49 PM

Have faith, Mike - Mudcate is severely crippled, for some reason, and the "regulars" are having a hard time getting in. Keep refreshing the thread every few days, and somebody fill come up with an answer.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: mike
Date: 02 Oct 98 - 04:03 PM

Things are bad I'm writing to my own thread to keep it near the top of the heap otherwise it will sink without trace. I'm shure that someone out there knows the words to messing about on the river

Subject: RE: messing about on the river
From: Ewan McV
Date: 30 Sep 98 - 06:46 PM

My word, how life comes back to get you. The song was written by Tony Hatch, and recorded by a mate of mine, Josh Macrae, in about 1962. I regret I don't have the words available, nor of the parody I recall sung by Hamish Imlach :

There's nothing so fine as a wee glass of wine for messing about with your liver.

So I suppose I'm not much use to you. But thanks for the memory!

Subject: messing about on the river
From:
Date: 30 Sep 98 - 01:46 PM

does anyone know the words to "messing about on the river" a song that was popular in the UK in the sixties or seventies, it was much parodied I would welcome these as well (even the rude ones)