BS: two types of people in the world

Subject: BS: two types of people in the world
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:38 PM

somebody once told me, there are 2 types of people in the world...

those that think there are two types of people...




and everyone else.

Now, I've read that psychologists think that there are two types of people.

the people that blame themeselves whenever something goes wrong, and see how they can change themselves to try and fix it.
the people that blame someone else, and have a good bitch about them.

another example of two types of people is the people that eat their favourite part of the meal first, and the people who save the best part for last.


do you know two types of people? who /what are they?

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: mack/misophist
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:02 PM

There are actually 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:40 PM

I think it's three kinds -- those who can count and those who can't!!

From some forgotten wise one, the workd is divided into Makers, Takers, and Fakers.

A

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: dianavan
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:46 PM

Those that can hear it but ignore it.

Those that hear it and understand it.

Those that hear it, understand it, and act on it.

Thats 3 kinds of people.

d

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Snuffy
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:56 PM

Republicans and humans?

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 10:36 PM

I prefer to use a sliding scale when considering issues. Binaries are very limiting and usually wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:16 PM

1. The kind who care which way the TP roll is hung up, and this group is further subdivided into the overhand and underhand camps; these two camps think they ARE the two kinds of people there are, and never suspect they actually have more in common than in contrast, because the REAL second group of people are:

2. The kind who are just glad someone else already hung it up, and thus are members of a group that can both sh*t AND get off the pot.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: LadyJean
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:25 PM

There are perhaps a thousand different kinds of people in the world. There are two kinds I avoid, major loons and people who don't like to read and don't like animals. (I've known a few people who didn't like reading, who were still worth knowing, and a few people who didn't like animals who were still worth knowing. But the combination is to be avoided at all costs.)

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:42 PM

SRS:

USUAL BRILLIANCE UNMARRED; CLEAVE TO INFINITY-VALUED LOGIC SYSTEMS FOR CLOSEST APPROXIMATIONS OF TRUTH.

A

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Louie Roy
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:06 AM

There are just two kinds of people on earth today
Just two kind of people no more I will say
Its not the good or the bad,for it's understood
That the good are half bad and the bad are half good

It's not the rich or the poor,for to know a man's wealth
you must first know the state,of his conscience and health
It's not the humble and proud,for in lifes little span
For he who is vain-glorious is scarcely a man

Not the happy or sad,for in lifes fleeting years
Brings each man his happiness,and each man his tears
But the two kind of people,on earth that I mean
Are the people who lift, and the people who lean

Yes there are just two kind of people on earth today
Just two kind of people no more I will say
And oddly enough,and its true I wean
There is only one lifter for the twenty who lean

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:44 AM

Only two kinds, banjo players and the rest of you.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:52 AM

Submarines and targets....

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:56 AM

For a long time I have asked people in what order they ate their M&M's candies when they were kids. Basically, there are two types: those that ate the ugly ones (brown, tan) first versus those who ate the pretty ones (red, green) first.

I don't think I have never met anyone who didn't remember, and people who ate them in any order are rare.

I always saved the pretty ones till the end. Sometimes I thought red was the prettiest, sometimes the green.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:57 AM

there are two kinds of people....those who worship me and those who don't....unfortunately 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the world population are of the latter...

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 01:16 AM

Amergin, your slipping into solipcism again...

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: open mike
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:24 AM

and now there are blue ones too! ( m&m's that is )

and then there are those who think the glass is half empty
and those who think the glass is half full.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:34 AM

there are those who will love...


and those who won't.....

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:57 AM

There are other people in the world who hang up toilet paper?

Blimey! You learn something new every day here on Mudcat!

There's 3 - them as can't, them as do and them as won't. The Can't dos are usually the ones who talk about it the most. The Won't dos are those who complain loudest that it hasn't been done, and the Dos just get on and do it.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Helen
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 03:10 AM

There are two kinds of people in this thread: those who have read the
Venn Diagrams thread and those who haven't.

Of those who have read the Venn diagrams thread, there are two kinds of people: those who thought this thread was a repeat and/or extension of that thread and those who thought it was unrelated.



Helen

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Mr Red
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 03:11 AM

Well squeeked - Liz

What about those wot hide behind a pseudonym and those that prefer accuracy.......

Mr Wonderfullyhandsome&red........

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: harvey andrews
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 04:57 AM

Them and us.
Us stick together and fight against them.
Look around the world today, it's always been the same.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Gareth
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 05:15 AM

"It's the same the whole world over,
Ain't it all a bleeding shame,
It's the rich wot gets the pleasure,
It's the poor wot gets the blame !"

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: The O'Meara
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 08:01 AM

2 kinds of people:
Those who require closure

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: kendall
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 08:17 AM

there are three kinds:
1 Those who make things happen.
2 Those who let things happen
3 Those who wonder what the hell happened.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 08:21 AM

there's the victims

there's the persecutors

& there's the rescuers

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 09:24 AM

A bright young sociology professor went out to interview a cowboy who was, believe it or not, 147 years old. After asking the usual stuff ("Do anything special to live this long?? and so on), he asked the old wadie what he'd learned about life.

"Well," the old cowpoke said, "I learned that there's folks who learn their lessons good by readin' and watchin', and they're less than one percent of the folks on the planet. And then there are them that learn good from doin', and they're maybe no more than three percent of the folks. And the rest of us, why, we jist keep pissin' in our boots."

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Les from Hull
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 09:24 AM

Co-operators and competitors. Thankfully Mudcat has more of the former.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 10:14 AM

Helen:

Would you please put your remarks in a Venn diagram?

thanks

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 10:40 AM

There are two types of people, freda:

Those who think change is a four letter word
Those who think change is part of being alive and growing

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: kendall
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 10:43 AM

Change for the sake of change is like re arrainging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Mr Red
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 11:09 AM

well the Iceberg managed that one!

Bottoms Up........

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: BK Lick
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 11:42 AM

There are two kinds of people:
      those who finish what they start, and so forth.
                                            —ancient aposiopetic aphorism

          —BK

PS: There are two secrets to success:
      1) Never tell everything you know.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: BK Lick
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 11:56 AM

ÒGumbyÓ is my new word for what I used to call Òaverage dumb userÓ (ADU). The computing world is divided into two kinds of people: ÒgeeksÓ and ÒgumbiesÓ. WeÕre the geeks. Our users are the gumbies. In the Mac networking world, the primary function of the geek is to make things as simple as possible for the gumby, so the gumby doesnÕt have to become a geek in order to use the network. Hiding complexity is the name of the game.
                              —John Norstad

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:09 PM

So Amos, does that mean that when I sleep you all do not exist? Or am I sleeping now? dreaming you all exist....and when I am awake I wake into the true reality?

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Helen
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 04:59 PM

Good one Kendall! And Rapaire - is that why my boots are always wet and my feet look like they have nappy rash?

Guest, I would, but it doesn't work in this text box - (grin). (There are people who do it and people who make excuses!)

Helen

BTW, I did add a (grin) to my first post about Venn diagrams but I stuffed up and put it in "<" brackets.   I must be still a Gumby.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 05:52 PM

Nathan --

Solipsism is the _belief_ that you create all you perceive; but espousing thebelief intellectually does not make it true practically, You have to really embrace it deeply for it to come true. And if you were to do so, and succeed, no-one would know, anyway!

A

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 09:23 AM

1. Those that read all the posts on a thread before giving their considered opinion.

2. Those that just post, and have never heard of thread drift

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Homeless
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 09:46 AM

The world is divided up into people who think they are right.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: kendall
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 03:21 PM

People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 09:20 PM

This Leunig cartoon is one of my favourites:

The Great Divide - The Haves and the Have Nots

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 11:29 PM

hi jenny, can you add this link to the dating thread?

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 03:22 AM

There are two types of people in this world:
Those who are Irish, and those who wish they were :o)

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 06:50 AM

This is just a wonderful thread, to which I've nothing to add. So what type does that make me??..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 08:04 AM

The big divide is, people who are well, and people who aren't.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 01:23 PM

Re: "WeÕre the geeks. Our users are the gumbies. In the Mac networking world, the primary function of the geek is to make things as simple as possible for the gumby, so the gumby doesnÕt have to become a geek in order to use the network."

We see revealed in this quotation the arrogant, simplistic mindset that causes so many programs and manuals to be unclear, imcomplete or erroneous.

Love the O's with the little hats!

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 01:24 PM

O'Meara: I got your joke, even if nobody else did.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Cheap Tracks
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 01:32 PM

1) People who think they know everything
2) Those of us who really do!

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:26 PM

I used to think there were two different kinds of people in the world.

Then someone showed me a magazine with hermophodites in it.

Weird? Or the best of both worlds?

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 06:04 PM

"and then there are those who think the glass is half empty
and those who think the glass is half full."

and those who simply think the glass is the wrong size.

I didn't see reference to the old "Type A" and "Type B" personalities....so here it is. I was driving all day--I saw PLENTY of Type A...

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 09:18 AM

To extend the full/empty glass analogy - there are those who think the glass is half full thus, no need to buy a round and those who think the glass is half empty and so time for that mean idle git over there to get up off his ass and get you another drink.

LTS