BS: two types of people in the world

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:57 AM

there are two kinds of people....those who worship me and those who don't....unfortunately 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the world population are of the latter...

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:56 AM

For a long time I have asked people in what order they ate their M&M's candies when they were kids. Basically, there are two types: those that ate the ugly ones (brown, tan) first versus those who ate the pretty ones (red, green) first.

I don't think I have never met anyone who didn't remember, and people who ate them in any order are rare.

I always saved the pretty ones till the end. Sometimes I thought red was the prettiest, sometimes the green.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:52 AM

Submarines and targets....

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:44 AM

Only two kinds, banjo players and the rest of you.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Louie Roy
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:06 AM

There are just two kinds of people on earth today
Just two kind of people no more I will say
Its not the good or the bad,for it's understood
That the good are half bad and the bad are half good

It's not the rich or the poor,for to know a man's wealth
you must first know the state,of his conscience and health
It's not the humble and proud,for in lifes little span
For he who is vain-glorious is scarcely a man

Not the happy or sad,for in lifes fleeting years
Brings each man his happiness,and each man his tears
But the two kind of people,on earth that I mean
Are the people who lift, and the people who lean

Yes there are just two kind of people on earth today
Just two kind of people no more I will say
And oddly enough,and its true I wean
There is only one lifter for the twenty who lean

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:42 PM

SRS:

USUAL BRILLIANCE UNMARRED; CLEAVE TO INFINITY-VALUED LOGIC SYSTEMS FOR CLOSEST APPROXIMATIONS OF TRUTH.

A

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: LadyJean
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:25 PM

There are perhaps a thousand different kinds of people in the world. There are two kinds I avoid, major loons and people who don't like to read and don't like animals. (I've known a few people who didn't like reading, who were still worth knowing, and a few people who didn't like animals who were still worth knowing. But the combination is to be avoided at all costs.)

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:16 PM

1. The kind who care which way the TP roll is hung up, and this group is further subdivided into the overhand and underhand camps; these two camps think they ARE the two kinds of people there are, and never suspect they actually have more in common than in contrast, because the REAL second group of people are:

2. The kind who are just glad someone else already hung it up, and thus are members of a group that can both sh*t AND get off the pot.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 10:36 PM

I prefer to use a sliding scale when considering issues. Binaries are very limiting and usually wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Snuffy
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:56 PM

Republicans and humans?

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: dianavan
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:46 PM

Those that can hear it but ignore it.

Those that hear it and understand it.

Those that hear it, understand it, and act on it.

Thats 3 kinds of people.

d

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:40 PM

I think it's three kinds -- those who can count and those who can't!!

From some forgotten wise one, the workd is divided into Makers, Takers, and Fakers.

A

Subject: RE: BS: two types of people in the world
From: mack/misophist
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:02 PM

There are actually 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

Subject: BS: two types of people in the world
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:38 PM

somebody once told me, there are 2 types of people in the world...

those that think there are two types of people...




and everyone else.

Now, I've read that psychologists think that there are two types of people.

the people that blame themeselves whenever something goes wrong, and see how they can change themselves to try and fix it.
the people that blame someone else, and have a good bitch about them.

another example of two types of people is the people that eat their favourite part of the meal first, and the people who save the best part for last.


do you know two types of people? who /what are they?