BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football

Subject: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: muppett
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 08:59 AM

We're only just into August unyet the football season is just about to start, when I were a lad it didn't start at least for another month,I thought it were a winter sport, seems like we've only had a few weeks break. Is something to do wi Global warming. What do you lot think?

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: muppett
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 09:01 AM

Oops for those of you in the USA, I mean Soccer.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: el ted
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 09:12 AM

puffs game anyway! real men play rugby union.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 09:19 AM

Not me. There are sports I prefer to watch, eg. cricket and RU but I still enjoy the game and support Norwich City. I think the only times I have got pissed off with football are:

1. When it has interfered with a much greater enjoyment of mine, ie playing music in sessions.

2. Constant reporting of things like every move in David Beckham's live.

3. What I have sometimes felt as bias towards the monied clubs like MU. And for that matter, the money in the game now and that in the English league, there are not many clubs I would feel stand a chance at the top. I'd guess that is even worse in Scotland - Rangers and Celtic but who else?

Still I agree with your feeling that the season seems to get longer.

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 09:22 AM

In the U.S. "football" (soccer) IS a summer sport. We don't run around outdoors in our shorts during the winter.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Sooz
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 09:29 AM

Meeeee

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 09:29 AM

Poufs play rugby, real men play tlachtli and don't mind when they lose.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 09:56 AM

Oh God! Not football already! Every year I hope for a strike! It means waiting an extra 60 Minutes to see 60 Minutes on Sunday. And Monday night television, not to mention Tuesday AM papers and news. AAARRGHHHHH!

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: muppett
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 10:00 AM

My thoughts as well SINSULL

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 10:00 AM

If you play tlachtli you only worry about losing. And being in the audience, of course.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 12:11 PM

No Ted, Real Men play Rugby League. Rugby Union's for Southern Public School Puffters. :0)
J :0)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 12:22 PM

We all know who'll answer this in the affirmative: girls and girls' blouses who couldn't make the under-13s. ;o)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: el ted
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 12:37 PM

Rubgy League is a game for thugs! stop, go, stop, go, I don't know how you can stand to watch it! Union is a Gentleman's game, not for ruffians!

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: wigan
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM

sorry el ted, but league is a players game.
sorry strollin johnny, union is played oop 'ere in't north as well.
and i'm not a southern softie and definitely not a poofter, and i've played both codes.
BUT i'm with muppet, sick to death of bloody football.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:51 PM

Not me. I seldom even think about it.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Wolfgang
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 04:18 PM

who else is p*ssed off wi Football

Not me (Jon)
Not me (Little Hawk)

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: mcgrathof altcar
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 03:31 AM

I hate football ( all sorts) In fact I dislike all sports unless they involve four legged creatures that go woof.

A big football match ( like the f***ing world cup) sees me out in the countryside - its lovely and quiet.

Only one thing worse than football - the bloody Olympics!!!!

Grrrrrrrr woof!

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Hrothgar
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 04:16 AM

It used to be:

Rugby League is a gentlemen's game played by thugs, and Rugby Union is a thug's game played by gentlemen.

The distinction has become blurred ...

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 08:31 AM

But... But... there are still two cricket test matches to go. :-(

We only had about four weeks off after Euroo2004 and now the b******s are starting up again.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: el ted
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 08:51 AM

Talking of gentlemen, did anyone hear George Shearing on radio 2 last night? No? He said- "A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordian, but doesn't"

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 08:54 AM

Yep - being female I'm fed up with football and every other sport that seems to dominate conversation and the media.

As far as I'm concerned if all sports were banned I'd be a happy bunny, but something equally inane would probably be found to replace them.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 10:25 AM

Jacqui - Mrs. Johnny's a female (absolutely!) and she LOVES football. She'd far rather talk about football than "Ooh, that's nice, is it from Next?" or "What diet are you on Tracey?". (ROFLMAO!)

Ted, Wigan, I'm a lucky lad - I LURVE both Rugby codes, football and cricket (Rowing too, for that matter) and I've got a brilliant wife who LURVES them too! No arguments about what to watch on the telly, and regular trips out to see Leeds Utd in the flesh. Bliss!

SJ :0)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 03:16 PM

I love Football, Folk Music, Cricket and I support ------- wait for it

I supportAstonVilla

C'mon you Clarrie Blues LOL

oops almost forgot me family :-)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: PoppaGator
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 03:40 PM

American pro football, just like soccer/Football in the UK, has already begun its "preseason," much earlier in the year now than in the past, when it was strictly an autumn phenomenon.

In the good old days, football began with the school year, early in September, and ended on or about Thanksgiving (end of November). The college game still sticks pretty much to that schedule, plus the "bowl games" -- formerly a half-dozen specially-scheduled contests during Christmas-New Year's week, now a much larger number of games througout December until the Monday night after New Year's.

The NFL (professional league) has extended the season at both ends, starting in August and continuing steadily well into January.

Sometime within the next month or so, I will inevitably get caught up in the general civic ednthusiasm over the lovable but usually hapless New Orleans Saints. However, at this absurdly early date, my annual practice is to resist the temptation to start investing my emotions in the team that was for many years our fair city's ONLY representative in any American "big league" sport. (We recently acquired a slightly-better-than-avereage NBA basketball team, the Hornets, which helps things a bit.) There'll be time enough for citywide heartbreak later in the year.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Michael
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 01:19 PM

Sorry, Can someone explain? What's football?

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Peace
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 03:39 PM

Football is a game in which people kick a ball with their foot (or feet). Sometimes they kick it with their heads, in which case the game is renamed at the commercial break and becomes headball. The purpose of the game is to keep kids off the street, unless of course they are playing it in the street, in which case the purpose is to keep them off the grass. Adults who play take great pleasure in putting the ball--a leathery thing mad from cut up and sewn together five and six sided pieces of animal hide--into a net which is jealously guarded by a man who stands there and watches the adulds run all over the field kicking the ball. Then the fans (people who go to watch) beat the shit out of each other. Many recover from their beatings and hangovers either in jail or hospital or both. The game has rules. But I will leave them for another time. I hope this has answered your question.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Rasener
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 05:17 PM

Well that was the best way of explaining(not) the game of football :-)
It even confused me. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Peace
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 05:23 PM

Hello, Villan. I know YOU are looking forward to the season. Keep well, buddy.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 02:47 AM

Cheers matey - same goes to you.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Michael
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:50 AM

Thanks Brucie, that probably explains that big new thing they've built in West Park (Hull) I've seen some of those things happening outside it.
Ta, Mike

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: C-flat
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 12:48 PM

Elegant description Brucie!
Villan, looking forward to a bit of banter in December when you face the mighty 'BORO in my neck of the woods!
C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:13 PM

C-flat, no offence but I hope you're unhappy the morn's neet. Howay the Lads! ;o)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 04:39 PM

Johnny - I think that a lot of women's talk is inane too. On the whole I like the stuff that goes on on the 'cat - there's much more interest in these discussions in general.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: C-flat
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:48 PM

None taken TBPL, I'm really looking forward to tomorrows' game and have a great seat, right behind the Newcastle subs' bench, where I can revel in their discomfort! (well I'm hopeful!)
Apparently the players are not going to shake hands before kick-off as a precaution against the spread of conjunctivitis which has been rife in the Newcastle camp recently. Seemingly it will be OK to knock seven shades out of each other on the park though!?
Funny old game...........

C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:20 PM

I heard Boro fans have been buying up eyepatches from all the chemists shops ... which seems unfair as we were not allowed to wear gasmasks to Riverside ... ;o)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: C-flat
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:15 PM

I hadn't heard about the eye-patches!
I must admit I thought the gas-mask ruse was a good one. I rather like that sort of terrace humour. No malice, just teasing each other.
For the benefit of those who haven't a clue what we're talking about,
Middlesbrough, being famous for its' heavy industry and, in particular, the large chemical industries clearly visible as you near the town, has a reputation for having a polluted atmosphere to the extent that those of us residing in the region have come to be known as "smoggies" to our near neighbours.
When visiting Newcastle fans planned to arrive wearing gas masks the authorities stepped in and spoilt their fun.
I'll keep an eye out for the patches tomorrow! (sorry)

C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Rasener
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 05:14 AM

Great banter guys.
Against Middlesborough and Newcastle last year honours were even. Maybe Villa can sneak a few extra points this season from both of you :-)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: richelf
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 09:21 PM

Football? What's football compared with rugby and cricket? No better games in my opinion, speaking as a true non-football supporter. If I'm asked, I support the local side of wherever I live, but I prefer rugby and cricket. And, incidentally, rugby IS football! It's proper name is rugby football. It's soccer football that's the proper term for the thing that we hate that is called football.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 09:50 PM

I thought the full title of the one you hate was "Assosciation Football" maddie1.

All games of football though. I found an article here that may be of interest.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 02:57 AM

Whether one likes football (soccer, Association football, call it what you will) as a sport is a matter of personal preference, and I understand perfectly well that it doesn't grab everyone - fine, no problem, whatever floats yer boat.

But what drives me nuts is the assertion commonly made by non-football-lovers that all football supporters are violent drunken thugs who use every game as an excuse to brawl, smash up the stadium and pee/vomit copiously in every street within a five-mile radius of the game. It's simply untrue, I've never behaved in that way and I don't personally know anyone who has. I regularly attend Premiership games (and sadly, since the demise of Leeds United, Championship games) and I've seldom seen any trouble either in the ground or outside it. Not saying it never happens, just far less frequently than many would have you believe. The louts are in a small minority and that most supporters are decent, law-abiding people who go to a game simply to support their side and enjoy a sporting spectacle. Brucie please take note.

Now shout me down.

SJ :0)

PS I love Rugby (both codes) and Cricket too. And I've seen quite a few drunks at Rugby and Cricket matches.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 03:36 AM

I dunno Johnny.

One time a few years ago, I was doing a bit of supply teaching in Derby and i had to take some kind of civics class where a woman police officer came round to talk to the kids. ( for our American friends the Rams Derby's football team has apparently about the same status as the New Orleans football team - hapless was a good word!)

after the class I was chatting to the officer and her colleague and they were telling me that after a match their coats were covered in spit. they had to have another coat ready from the dry cleaners after every saturday.

and when you go round and you see the away fans being escorted en masse from the train station with police horses and stuff and they're half pissed and singing - its a far from edifying sight, and you think why the hell should the tax payer be paying to protect these assholes from themselves.

Near where I live is the railway station of Alfreton. Every Saturday they stop football trains there to take people off the train who are tired and emotional.

I think you're a fan of Derek Brimstone. check out his son Eddy's book about his life as a soccer hooligan. In fact Eddy's on the telly every time they want someone to talk about skinheads and hooligans.

I'm not saying ban the bloody game, but it needs to get its act sorted out and turned into decent family entertainment rather than a sort of weekly truculent bastards reunion party.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: C-flat
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 03:53 AM

Well said, Strollin' Johnny!
After yesterdays' fiercely contested local derby between Middlesbrough and Newcastle, which ended in a 2-2 draw, both sets of fans were let out of the ground to go home and I'm happy to report that the black and white shirts mingled with the red shirts without a problem.
Not so long ago it would have unthinkable to let the visiting fans within half a mile of the home fans!

C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 04:16 AM

Well there goes my weekends. I live not too far from the other Claret and Blues - West Ham United (in dire trouble thanks to an overspend on the new ground and some really crappy playing the last two years).

It is a sad fact that there are some people who use the match as an excuse to drink, fight, swear, puke and piddle in the street. Worse is the amount of traffic (although this has been reduced in the last year, due to their relegation to a lower league). Of course, the same happens on Indian and Pakistan independence days (August 14th and 15th.... I'm not driving anywhere this weekend!), and other auspicious occasions such as the opening of an envelope.

Most of the crowds I see are well behaved, but only those I see within an hour of the match - they tend to be the families who come together, have a happy day out and then go home immediately after. It's the single, uncommitted people (male AND female) who cause the trouble. WHU played Chelsea in a grudge match a few years ago, on a Monday evening with a 7.30pm kick off, ending at 9.30pm. The sirens started less than 10 minutes after the final whistle and went on until 3.00am. And that is not uncommon.

As far as I'm concerned, Elizabeth I had the right idea!

LTS

(She banned football, in case you didn't realise).

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Rasener
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 05:53 AM

Well I watched the Villa win yesterday and didn't see any trouble (except for the missus).

Its absolutely great with Sky sports now. A couple of hours after the match you can watch your own team for 50 minutes (highlights) :-)

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 05:00 PM

WLD - I'm not denying that there's an element who misbehave in the way you describe. I'm simply saying it's a small minority. I've regularly attended games with crowds in excess of 35,000 over the past few years, I've only ever seen a handful of arrests and I've never felt in danger (unlike a game at Molyneux in the 70's where I felt fortunate to escape with my life).

I'll say it again - the vast majority of people attending football matches in the UK today are decent, law abiding people. A minority are thugs and, as is always the case with the media, it's the rotten apples you hear about, not the good ones. A headline such as 'Law-abiding Fan Attends Game With His Wife, Buys A Replica Shirt In The Club Shop, Enjoys The Game, Applauds Good Play By Both Sides, Goes Home And Enjoys A Chinese Takeaway' wouldn't sell many papers would it? Yet that, or something closely akin to it, is precisely what the majority do. It's a sad but inescapable fact that the media have hoodwinked the public into believing that ALL football fans are hooligans, and it patently ain't true. Some are, most aren't.

BTW, the taxpayer doesn't pay for the police - they present the clubs with a substantial bill for their attendance.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 02:50 AM

And the council the bill for clearing up after the horses... although, in our previous abode, my front garden was quite spectacular!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 03:11 AM

Long may you continue to enjoy your football Johnny. I was just appalled at what those police officers had to put up with. they were nice people - trying to earn a living - they deserved better than that.

Subject: RE: BS: who else is p*ssed off wi Football
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 09:06 AM

Absolutely WLD, couldn't agree more - my Bro-In-Law's a copper (thankfully escaped to be a Canadian copper nowadays), so I'm very much on their side.

Seems to me that the guilty few need dealing with much more severely than they currently are - and I can't see the logic of the 'Ban Football' Brigade whose solution would punish the innocent majority along with the scumbags.

There's a lot going on inside the game to combat hooliganism, thuggery, racism and the like - and unless you go to matches, you might not be aware of it - but every time some stupid editor gives the thugs the oxygen they desire by printing screaming headlines about their evil-doings, it's another set-back for those who are working to get the game its good name back.

Here Endeth The Lesson! :0)
I shoulda been a politician or a priest :0) :0)

Johnny :0)