Does size really matter?

Subject: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Tiny
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:26 AM

The male organ, i.e.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:28 AM

Not really a music thread this unless of course you play tunes on yours. If you are really concerned about your problem then get therapy.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:32 AM

Wrong section??

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Nemesis
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 05:11 AM

Just looking this up in my illustrated encyclopedia... erm, lots of diagrams and cross-sections of swells and knobs ... can't see "male" organ ....

.....could that be the "Swell organ" or "great organ" or "choir organ" lost in translation maybe?

Ah! Vis size question .. there's a "Tuning slide to vary length of pipe when tuning" but in fact, briefly it all seems to be about controlling air intake - thus output - by stops and knobs, and slides, grooves, flues, pipes, toe-pistons etc...

So, it's not the size of your organ that counts, it's what you do with it ie., being able to do 4 things simultaneously.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 05:14 AM

Yes!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 06:05 AM

Wen I was in the R A F one of my mates was quite concerned about this
problem , and a group of us spent about an hout convincing that size did NOT matter , He went away quite happy and remained so up to the moment his wall paper fell off the wall .

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 06:29 AM

LOL Leadfingers. I take it he'd tried to put the paper up straight on new plaster.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:10 PM

NO!! Though there are extremes of course......

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Dani
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 06:18 PM

Ask Bert!

Dani

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM

Mostly only to other men I think.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM

Lots of women are that way about their beasts.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 08:00 PM

Silly people!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:22 PM

Their beasts, Ellenpoly???? That's shocking and disturbing! I had no idea that sort of thing was common in Australia.

My answer to the thread question: No. Unless it is simply too large. That could be a problem in a few cases, but not many.

Sex is mostly mentally and emotionally driven...and the physical parts work just fine when the mental and emotional parts are healthy and positive.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:26 PM

I'll take an r please, Vanna. Then I'll see Dr Feud.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Bert
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:53 PM

Thanks for remembering my song Dani!!!

--------------------------------------------

Here Tiz.

Size Doesn't Matter

When I was a kid, we went for ice cream
My sister had vanilla and I had a raspberry ripple, rocky road chocolate fudge sundae dream
I looked at hers and I started crying
When I saw that her ice cream was bigger than mine

But Ma said, Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter, Size Doesn't Matter
It's the flavor you see
Size Doesn't Matter Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter well it matters to me


When I went to school I tried hard to please
My sister got A's while I got mostly D's
I took my report home for Mother to see
I remembered the ice cream and what she said to me

So I said …. I tried hard you see

I started courting when I was sixteen
The girl next door was the girl of my dreams
But she got real mad and she called me a louse
When she caught me staring real hard at her blouse

She said…. If you really love me

I got a job I worked hard every day
Thinking I'd see an increase in my pay
Though every pay check I got was so small
My boss said don't worry, don't worry at all

Because…. And I'll make you VP.

The girl next door was the love of my life
She finally consented that she'd be my wife
How well I remember the night we were wed
As she raised her left eyebrow as I climbed into bed

She said… it's how you use it you see


Copyright Bert Hansell, 1996

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,musicman
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:59 PM

Size does matter in a male organ.

How do you know it's a male organ?

It is like a regular organ?

It is just like a regular organ except it comes with a remote...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:15 PM

Saint Mark's Episcopal Catherdral about ten blocks up the street from where I live has a Flentrop, and it is humongous!!

Clicky!!

I don't know if it's male or female.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:17 PM

Geez Paul...wish I had known about that remote...LOL

LL

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:36 PM

To address the thread title, in the event it was a serious question:

Maybe. You are the way you are, and that's that. If the matter of size IS an issue at this point in you life, why? The uterus can expand AND contract to accommodate various physiological differences in male size.

All men at one time or other wonder about their size, their shape, their 'capabilities', their 'measuring up to other men'. That is natural and normal. If you really need to know where you fit in the scheme of things, the following site will give you some idea. However, it doesn't give you the whole picture.

www.the-confident-penis.com/penis-size.html

Something that tends to be omitted in cold reports of 'dong' size is the human take on it. Women--real women, meaning those who can love and be loved--will be the first to tell you that when they are in love with a man, they are in love with character, attitude, demeanor, carriage, comportment, humour, intellect, kindness, consideration, etc. Any woman who is in love with 12" dongs will spend much of her life in pastures where horses graze. There are men who are huge. That's fact. There are men who are relatively small. That's a fact. However, the uterus is capable of contraction as well as expansion. Hell, it was built to give birth. I don't imagine too many guys are as large as a new-born baby carried to full term.

If your question is a serious one, I am quite confident you will hear the 'voices' of many women here who could explain what they look for in a man. Most of them will NOT be telling you 12". Hey, if that comes with you, it's bonus time. But that isn't the reality for most women OR men. Love has to mean more than that. And please know that you are normal to wonder and question. But, it's not normal to worry about it too much.

The following site is a hoot. Puts a few things in perspective for humans. Give it a read.

www.dribbleglass.com/articles/animal-kingdom.htm

The answer to your question is yes and no. It won't to the woman who is crazy in love with you any more than her physiology will matter to you if you return that love. I think you may see the other side of things at some point when the woman YOU love asks if her breast size matters to you, and when you get asked that question, and it may happen, what will your answer be to that? Or when she asks if she's pretty or attractive or intelligent. Hell, you love her, so breast size won't matter and you will honestly say no. Your answer to the rest will be a bloody great yes. You'll learn to work around the 'problems', and at some date in the not-too-distant future, you'll realize that you spent time worrying about something that the gal you fell in love with and who fell in love with you wasn't worried about at all.

Bruce M

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:54 PM

The bigger the amp, the more noise...

But then, empty vessels make more noise too...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: mg
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 11:01 PM

great answer Brucie..except it doesn't go in the uterus.... mg

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 11:42 PM

It's not the size of the ship,
But the motion of the ocean.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:41 AM

Ouch!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:48 AM

Thanks, Mary. Thinking babies. VAGINA.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:24 AM

Brucie, Mary Garvey and Robin beat me to it. You were way too far up there in your anatomy lecture. Ouch! indeed!

The brain is a sex organ, perhaps the most important one in this discussion.

And Don, if you look carefully you'll note that those pipes have lots of slits. Perhaps that helps you make up your mind about the gender of this organ?

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:29 AM

Thank you too, SRS. Note post of 22 Aug 04-1:48 AM.

SORRYYYYYYY.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:32 AM

SRS:

Wasn't meant to be a lecture. More a talk about stuff. Sorry it came across to you in that manner. I hope the initial poster doesn't see it that way. That's who it was meant for.

BM

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:03 AM

Whoops! I did mean breasts, you silly Little Hawk....but I'm confused...do you think I live in Australia, or that I must have moved there to follow my particular fascination with "beasts"?

Sorry Aussie friends, just kidding. I'm living in London, where the beasts run wild in the streets. I have one on my lap, but she doesn't worry about her breasts anymore than I do.

I agree, by the by, with everything the sensible people on this thread are saying...(Brucie??? Sensible??? And where IS that goat Esmeralda in all of this??)

..xx..e

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:03 AM

Stilly...Yes many slits but look at them pipes!!! Male I reckon.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:02 AM

Very Phallic! Nearly Phall over laughing...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:05 AM

Brucie, we're yanking your chain! It was a funny mistake!

I searched the images online but wasn't able to find any close-ups of the pipes to give a female spin on the organ--and obviously word-play didn't work either. Rather than engage in a complex Polemic, I'll concede the pipe organ appears to be more staff than distaff. :)

SRS

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 12:17 PM

Yeah, I thought you were in Oz for some reason, Ellenpoly. So it's London, England? Okay.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:49 PM

SRS,

I was laughing about it later. In my head I knew I wanted the 'baby' thing in there, and I knew the expansion/contraction of the vagina had to be included. However, to reach the uterus, we are definitely talkin' world record.

To inject a note of dismay--because I've been serious long enough and it's making me nervous--people shrink as they get older. You guys, don't dwell on this fact any longer than you have to.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM

Oh No, I'm 56 now...when does it start Brucie? Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:53 PM

I'm 56 also. It's started.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Deckman
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:05 PM

This thread reminds me of the story of the new boyfriend and new girlfriend that go to bed for the first time. She looks at his member and says, "Just who do you expect to please with that tiny thing?" He looks at her and says, "ME!" Cheers, Bob

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Deckman
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:09 PM

"... I know, I know, I'm BAD," said Bob as he looked for his raincoat and headed out the door!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:09 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:17 PM

Does size matter????? Yer flippin right it matters!!! And I am HUGE. My dog seen me one time in a state of arowsal and flippin freaked! He would not come back in th e house for 3 days. I figger this has been a big help to me and made me so poupular with girls in this town that there aint many left that I have not made a try for, eh?

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:12 PM

Your dog obviously spread the news but dogs are not exactly what I would have in mind...Still whatever turns you on. You are certainly getting many "girl"dogs according to your post.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Josh
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:51 PM

As a young person, of twenty no less, this really bugged me for ages during my teens and I fell behind step of others. Which actually did more damage cos I didn't get the practice and early experiences they had. If you know what to do, and how to please a women, ur already there really. Size doesn't matter at all. If you can get her...happy... several times over, every night, then ur sorted. Practice Practice Practice!!!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:55 PM

Well you know now Josh...and enjoy!!!! I love women to love what I do....It's a man thing...except that some men prefer to give a "Wham Bang, thank you Ma'am". Use your skills to please and you will be pleased.....need I say more??
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Rabbi-Sol
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:08 PM

If any of you men are too well endowed, I have a good friend who is a Mohel. He will give you a cut rate price for his services. Although the pay scale in his profession is small, the tips are often rather large. If any of you don't understand what I am saying, brucie will be glad to explain. SOL ZELLER

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:12 PM

LOL! Thanks Rebbe, it was worth it to come back to this post just to read yours!


..xx..e

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:12 PM

Size, like most things, matters to some people, one way or another. I have seen more than one advertisement in search of men with small penises.

ObSongs (TTTO "Pop Goes the Weasel"):

Long and thin goes too far in
And doesn't please the ladies.
Short and thick will do the trick
And bring out proper babies.
Our Mary did it once --
Once was once too many.
Wasn't she a silly dunce?
Did it for a penny.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 01:51 AM

'But doctor, it IS erect!'

Ladies response to a flasher 'Mmm just like a penis only much smaller'

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
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Date: 23 Aug 04 - 03:49 AM

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Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 06:18 AM

Hmmmm, no more posts....

They must all be busy writing and slicing, or gone out for ice...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 07:31 AM

size does not matter - both male and female organs adjust to fit each other when aroused. sex should be fun n relaxing - practising sex without penetration for a while enhances the ability to understand how eveything works and to use it better.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 12:39 PM

A........mazing!