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Subject: BS: Achieve inner peace From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:35 PM "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You have no idea how f*cking good I feel.... Floats my boat! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Once Famous Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:57 PM Or you can find inner peace through some outer labia. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:14 PM Is that where to look for the MG spot? :~) Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Once Famous Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:15 PM It's the portal. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Date: 03 Nov 04 - 06:36 PM We're tryin' to organize a National Sperm Donor day in Canada to get the country outta debt. Will have to finish that. Don't know when, though. They really object when you try to donate in the Safeway. Can't figure out why. They oughta be more patriotic than THAT! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne Date: 04 Nov 04 - 08:50 AM Perhaps the banks could be persuaded to take donations at the "Holes in the wall"??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 04 Nov 04 - 11:08 PM Funny, that's my approach to inner peace as well...i feel i'm at my most spiritual when i'm talking to Ralph on the big white telephone. You said labia...now i have a (bad) excuse to do my insult again! YOU BIG GREASY FLAPPING LABIA! (Please note: that wasn't directed at anyone in particular. I'm just a sad and vulgar little person...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 04 Nov 04 - 11:18 PM heklloeew, itasjke yuoiu asdvibve, i fgibhisg, boyyle gihn, bottle whiksyy, booolte rummn, now i vrrty pidded1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 04 Nov 04 - 11:19 PM heloo i typired it a bit wrrong, i finsh all boottle in cuppoa rd, and get druunk. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:16 AM Not just drunk, but druunk...that's the way to go! :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:30 AM Lets you out for the donation programme, jOhn, for it giveth the desire and taketh away the ability or something like that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Gurney Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:45 AM Only someone really perverted would use a hole in the wall, anyway. Bank workers are mostly real women, and one of them could HATE you. Anyway, inflatables are so cheap nowadays. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:49 AM Yeah. My friend in Ontario has--ah, fergit it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:52 AM What about inflatable sheep? I know they exist, becuase i bought one- not for me, i hasten to add. I can confirm they are suitably equipped with an orifice, however... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:54 AM At my age, by the time ya blow them up ya got nothing left to give (if you take my meaning). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:57 AM Indeed, that's why i refuse to commit to a long term relationship with anyone more than ten years my senior. Unless of course they're loaded. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 01:13 AM jOhn's loaded on another thread, but I don't know who's senior to whom. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: chris nightbird childs Date: 05 Nov 04 - 01:18 AM Labia's the way to go for IN'ER peace! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 01:26 AM Isn't Muammar al-Gaddafi the leader there? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: chris nightbird childs Date: 05 Nov 04 - 01:30 AM You'd have to ask his wife Brucie... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Rustic Rebel Date: 05 Nov 04 - 03:32 AM This is a trip.... I was typing out this long explaination about the realities of inner peace and I looked up from my machine and my entire rant was inserted into the MOAB. I don't get it, I can't even begin to repeat it, I don't really want to now. It may be a inner message to myself that I don't need to figure inner peace out, it may have been misleading, and it may have been just some kind of fuck-up. Either way, I have now found my inner peace for the evening and need go no further. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 03:38 AM Cool. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Nov 04 - 04:22 AM The MOAB? My recipe for inner peace - find chocolate. Eat it. Find more chocolate. Eat it. Find Sean Connery or Hugh Jackman DVD. Watch it. Imagine Hugh or Sean covered in chocolate. Find chocolate. Eat it. You get the drift? The other recipe for inner peace - find onions. Eat them. Find garlic. Eat it. Find pickled eggs. Eat them. Find curry and baked beans. Eat them. Now people will leave you alone and you will achieve that peaceful glow that you have strived for. Do not use a naked flame. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM Oh BI, you don't know what you are missing....older men are muuuuuuch better!!! Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:17 AM I must admit there is probably a limit to that. By 'older' I mean more than ten years older than you! Up to at least thirty years older than you. Older than that I can't speak for.... Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 05 Nov 04 - 03:28 PM Oh, i know! Casual sex is fine. I just don't want to get lumbered with someone i have to wipe...:0) I broke my own rule with my last boyfriend, thought, who is 27. My parents didn't approve... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Nov 04 - 03:57 PM As Billy Connolly says "Casual Sex? - No such thing" - it's never 'casual' the way he describes it.... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: MBSLynne Date: 05 Nov 04 - 06:13 PM No, whatever it is...it is NEVER casual...I can think of a lot of other adjectives however.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: jacqui.c Date: 05 Nov 04 - 06:53 PM I go with Lynne - no problem with older men - they mostly mature like fine wine, at least mine has. There are lots of advantages, believe me, even if they aren't loaded. Brucie - just do some breathing exercises - that'll get the inflatable up and with breath to spare, or so I'm told. Liz - I don't like chocolate but Jackman or Connery with or without - oooh! We're watching the video of Van Helsing tonight and I won't be able to concentrate on the film for thinking of him with a layer of chocolate..... For inner peace - a bottle of dry white wine does it for me and the knowledge that my older man has come safely through his surgery. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: Cluin Date: 05 Nov 04 - 08:00 PM Van Helsing. That was a loud damn movie in the theatre. Spent about 2/3 of it with my fingers in my ears. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: jacqui.c Date: 06 Nov 04 - 07:16 AM Yep - it did rather spoil the movie - it was very much over the top in all directions though. With that amount of ham acting I was surprised that Bill Shatner didn't get a part. (Or did he - Igor looked VERY familiar!) Very funny for all that, though and, thanks to Liz, I just couldn't get the picture of Hugh covered in chocolate out of my mind..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace From: *daylia* Date: 06 Nov 04 - 08:04 AM Rustic, I love it! Thanks for posting. BTW I think I achieved inner peace once a couple years ago and *WOW* - that was the best |
