Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 11 Dec 08 - 05:08 PM The name choices seem limited- With my real name: Lucky Holly-Baubles With my Mudcat name: Fuzzy Baubles But they do get creative with my curmudeonly husband's given name: Giggley Holly-Stockings! (BTW, "ebeneezer scrooge" comes out as Berry-Toes!) LH-B |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: VirginiaTam Date: 11 Dec 08 - 03:00 PM why oh why do I let myself get sucked into these things? Giggley Holly-Baubles |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: RangerSteve Date: 11 Dec 08 - 01:54 PM If I use Steve - I'm Bunny Elf. with Stephen, it's Lucky Bunny Elf. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Nigel Parsons Date: 11 Dec 08 - 10:38 AM Refresh, The link still works! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Wriggly Monster-Toes - another spokeself Date: 14 Dec 04 - 10:17 AM Don't believe this foul pirate propaganda. We loved old Victor - or Lovable Berry-Hippoface as he was called when he was with us. besides, poisoning's not our style. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce SpokesPirate Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:02 AM Arrhhh..you've 'ad it Cutie freakin' Berry Tinsel! Twas you what poisoned our brother Victor in Urkraine. he was gonta be our secret draft choice for the Football match an yooze spied it out, put 'im out of commision early, ya did. Elves..whatta sneaky lot. We'll let ol' Eric O'Viking 'ave at Kylie and Celine and see how they likes THAT. They'll be warbling for Dioxin in THEIR soup before he's finished wiff 'em. Hardee harr har Yer time is Nigh! Prepare to be Boarded! Peg Leg Pierce Co-Chair of the Pirates Versus Elves 2004 Committee |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Cutie Berry-Tinsel - spokeself Date: 12 Dec 04 - 04:33 PM Kyle Minogue and Celine Dion are coaching the Elves. Figures ...in fact much better figures than Keith Richards - that's why we're sticking with the elves. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - SpokesPirate Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:54 PM The Pirates and the Elves are going to settle this matter with a football match at the South Pole...neutral territory don't you know. Each team gets to draft one professional player for their side. The names will be dropped into a fishbowl and whomever wins the coin toss chooses first. Then a regulation match shall be held, Officated by none other than The Easter Bunny and The Great Pumpkin...that is if the GP shows. He's notoriously unreliable. If we Pirates win, we shall declare Christmas a twice a Year Holiday, adding a second Christmas in July. The we will force the Elves to take the Bum-shift in Summer whilst we lay about in Bermuda. Then, come Winter, we'll deliver a second round of gifts...mostly alcoholic in nature for the adults and lots of sweets for the kiddies. All the Pretty Wenches will get baubles. And finally, if we win..no more cute elf names for anybody. We shall abolish that site and cause all links to it to take you to National Talk Like a Pirate Day Page where you can get a proper Pirate name. Keith Richards has volunteered to coach us Pirates. Kyle Minogue and Celine Dion are coaching the Elves. Figures. The Match takes place on Boxing day. Be there! Silmultanious Webcast may be in the works. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Nigel Parsons Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM This is "Frosty Horny-Pie" signing off *G* |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Pirates Trump Elves ALWAYS Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:04 AM See what we mean? Elve names are stupid. Pirates rule. I want a Pirate to be bring me pressies. I'd like a large cask of some very good rum please. Seeins as I have no SS, maybe somebody will volunteer to be my Secret Pirate? Champagne carole's Secret Santa/Pirate |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,elves v pirates Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:03 AM Peg-Leg Pierce's elf name is Floppy Berry-Sprout. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Champagne Carole's Secret Santa.. Date: 09 Dec 04 - 10:24 AM I almost typed: Champagne Carole's Secret Satan! AACK! Freudian slip? I don't like this game or that site. BOO. I want to only have the Pirate Name site. Every day shpuld be Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don't see any National or International Talk like one of Santa's Elves Day do you? or Satan's Elves as the case may be? Nooooooo. Elves are SO over! Pirates are the new elves just like Square is the new black (if you believe the hype over at the Chiclets Website) Pirates should deliver presents on Christams..we'd all get better stuff, wouldn't we? Pieces of 8, big fat emeralds - wenches. bring on the Pirates says I..fire the lucky tumbleflump-horny toes crowd...I want an elf named Peg-leg Pierce. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST Date: 09 Dec 04 - 09:47 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: bbc Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM bbc aka Fuzzy Brandy butter-Elf, but I love my dance partner's elf name: Sneezy Dancing-Cheeks. That's great! bbc |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: hesperis Date: 05 Dec 04 - 10:36 PM I'm Frosty Holly-Helper, apparently. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Amos Date: 05 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM Gawd 'elp them as 'elps them elves!! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Hrothgar Date: 04 Dec 04 - 11:19 PM "Legal representatives" gives Frosty Horny-Noodles |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Hrothgar Date: 04 Dec 04 - 11:14 PM My real name gives Lovable Horny-Cheeks Hrothgar Mudcat gives Lovable Floppy-Stockings I'll talk to my legal representatives. |
Subject: Tumbleflump horny-stockings From: Nemesis Date: 04 Dec 04 - 06:09 AM hehehe ... Tumbleflump horny-stockings - I can feel a whole new alto-ego coming on :0) |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Cluin Date: 03 Dec 04 - 08:59 AM I sent the URL to my mother who ended up with the name Fuzzy Monster-Bum. She's not happy. She blames me and thinks I had something to do with it. So thanks for the site address. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Crystal Date: 03 Dec 04 - 04:37 AM Frosty Hotdog-Helper or Tumbleflump Berry-Cheeks help! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Elfcall Date: 03 Dec 04 - 04:21 AM Why can't I remain Elfcall !!!!!! Elfcall |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Tinker Date: 02 Dec 04 - 09:50 PM Calm down ElGrecko.... if you look at it from another perspective you may find the reason you were so heavily recruited as the next Getaway Toy boy.... BG... But your lady doesn't want to share either... oh well.... |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Tinker Date: 02 Dec 04 - 09:28 PM Okay I posted Shanghai as a first name and Celtic as a surname and ended up getting ....... Happy Mince-pie-Elf |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: George Papavgeris Date: 02 Dec 04 - 08:06 PM I am deeply offended... Cutie Horny-Bum? CUTIE EFFING HORNY-BUM? Just because I'm Greek... But not THAT Greek! Mumblemumblemumble.... |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 02 Dec 04 - 07:21 PM It's a BBC website which is blocked in China. Can anyone stick in Shanghaiceltic for me please? Bloody Communist Govt denying me my elf name! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 02 Dec 04 - 02:17 PM Yeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhh! Given name = Smiley Dancing-Tummy Version 1 of mudname = Smiley Baby-Toes Version 2 = Frosty Baby-Toes ...and the underscore makes no difference! Help...please! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Cluin Date: 02 Dec 04 - 12:38 PM Sneezy Monstercheeks. Funny, that's what my girlfriend calls me when I'm gettin' luvved-up. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Bill D Date: 02 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM (not Tumbleflumpscrummybunnyelfmonstersnowdrop?....I'm devastated!) |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: wysiwyg Date: 02 Dec 04 - 12:11 PM (hi William) ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Dave Hanson Date: 02 Dec 04 - 08:49 AM 'Stunning sex bomb', fairly accurate. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Tony Blair Date: 02 Dec 04 - 08:42 AM Hi, Tony here, but you can call me Tumbleflump Brandy butter-Tummy. And Cherie --- sorry, Cutie Brandy butter-Helper says merry Christmas as well. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: JennieG Date: 02 Dec 04 - 01:20 AM Lovable Horny-Fairy.....????!!!!!! Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:47 PM I cannot open the bloody website. And not that is not my elf name. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Emma B Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:34 PM Lucky Dancing Cracker - wonder where they got the "Lucky" bit from? |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:34 PM Ho-ho Brandy butter-Noodles I like that one... very appropriate for a depressive who has chosen not to use alcohol as a medicine! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Bill D Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:31 PM well...when I type "Scrummy Monster-Snowdrop" into the silly thing, it doesn't return Bill D...it says Tumbleflump Bunny-Elf! So I see a certain limited set of possibilities! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: open mike Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:29 PM Frosty Berry-Noodles not sure i would order that on a menu!! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:25 PM Sneezy-Bum ? Who's sneezes sound or smell like that? Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: GUEST,Too ashamed to give my real name Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:22 PM Lucky Berry-Fairy, Yeeuchh is there a hole I can be sick in? |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: wysiwyg Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:14 PM Oh Bill, you're Scrummy Monster-Snowdrop. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Bill D Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:04 PM Seeing the pattern that is emerging, I know better than to even go look. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: MBSLynne Date: 01 Dec 04 - 04:24 PM Mudcat name gets Wriggly Berry-Cracker. I like that better! |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 01 Dec 04 - 04:06 PM Mudcat name got Tumbleflump Floppy-Elf....seeems i'm a tumbleflump, whatever i do! :0) |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Ellenpoly Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:57 PM LUCKY BABY TOES, oh...my...god, I can now officially commit elf hari kari. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: mack/misophist Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:55 PM Scrooge McGrinch? |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Tinker Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:08 PM By my everyday name -- Tumbleflump Floppy-Tinsel ..huh?? but Tinker Mudcat gets -- Lovable Floppy-Tummy ...I've got problems with that... but in combination with my maiden name --- Lovable Berry-Tinsel I'll stick with that one... |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: chris nightbird childs Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:14 PM As much as you say you dance around the house, it seems fitting... Don't know about the baubles though. |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:11 PM Tumbleflump Dancing-Baubles! I like that...:0) |
Subject: RE: BS: elf'elp From: wysiwyg Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:09 PM Leo, this is the one I know: Tumbleflump Brandybutter-Elf ~S~ |