BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 26 Dec 05 - 05:02 PM

'how lovely' sighed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 27 Dec 05 - 04:06 PM

Fiona,SAnta's mistress

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 05 - 05:21 PM

as she slowly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 05 - 11:07 PM

strangled three elves.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 11:30 PM

while Morris dancing.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 07:22 PM

which strangled everybody.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 11:06 PM

with white handkerchiefs.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 12:54 PM

She then did

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 08:47 AM

a very peculiar

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM

backflip, while hanging

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Celtaddict
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 07:46 PM

beneath the yardarm

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 08:26 PM

whilst whistling dixie.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 09:28 AM

through her arse.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 05:10 PM

Unfortunately, three wise

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 10:52 PM

proctocologists were waltzing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Murray on Saltspring
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 11:11 PM

back to back

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:24 PM

They approached Fiona

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 11:23 PM

as Christmas neared.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:31 PM

Only seven shopping

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:47 PM

months had passed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:49 PM

when the Visacard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 01:45 AM

expired, so Fiona

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM

traded sex for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 10:07 AM

gold, frankincense and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 10:27 AM

a G string.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 10:47 AM

Tuned to open

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM

by remote control

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 05:38 PM

(the "mute" button).

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM

Sometimes the batteries

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 06:00 PM

Stolen from WAL-MART

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 06:04 PM

spontaneously combust, causing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 06:12 PM

ticklish short circuits

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 08:18 PM

that excite her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 09:02 PM

short and curly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 09:30 PM

pubic hairs shaped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 09:32 PM

like a mistletoe.

(This is, afterall, a Christmas story.)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 05:58 AM

in perfumed abundance

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM

Thanta thwished into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 09:48 AM

his private aeroplane

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 10:03 AM

Air Force One

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 10:37 AM

pinched his riendeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 11:05 AM

Checked his rearview

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM

, blew his nose,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 12:26 PM

lost his ballance

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 09:48 PM

and skydived down

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:05 AM

"Lookout George!"cried..

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM

the president's proctologist

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM

as he grabbed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:44 AM

at the nearest

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:29 PM

excuse for a