BS: Boobs or bottoms

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:39 PM

well....things can get pretty dull out here in the hinterland, you have to think of something to do.....in fact out in Newfoundland they don't just talk about sex...they actually do it. Last study I saw found that they were the most sexually active people in Canada.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM

The things people do in the name of entertainment......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 02:20 PM

Hey gnu, I had a smile like that once. I managed to stuff about 20 of those foam hair rollers in my mouth and used to gross my kids out by projectile vomiting the lot at them. Fortunately there are no pictures.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:24 PM

That reminds me of a friend of mine. He's only ever had one car accident, and it was when he was driving a bunch of his friends around, and someone yelled "nudity in the back seat!" and he looked in the rear view mirror instead of where he was going.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Torctgyd
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 11:39 AM

In the interests of road safety I think all women should wear burkas (?spelling - arab women wear then, eyes only visible) during the spring, summer, fall etc as otherwise it's too distracting. Can't think of how many close calls I've had when scantilly clad ladies walk down the street!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:02 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:38 AM

Bottom buggery beats everythang.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 03:05 AM

I've got some tits in my garden. They're blue.

Well, it has been very cold around here lately.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 10:54 PM

Do Rumsfeld and Bush qualify?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 09:31 PM

I still like extremely large boobs

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 08:09 PM

LOL

You too, BDiBR.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 08:08 PM

Yeah, well, maybe. But how smart can they be if...

No. I ain't gonna say it. Stay cool, man.

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 08:03 PM

I beg to disagree. Them donkeys IS smart.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 07:57 PM

Hey! Majorly decent trhread sujeckt, eh? Me, I like BOOBS! Bigtime! I like a good tight bum on a girl too, eh? Either way, man. It really sucks that there are no females in the jail here...inmates in this part of the jail, I mean, but Officer Dana is here sometimes and she is a FOX, man! She fits inta her uniform like a hand in a flippin' glove.

Bruce, man, I gotta tell you...people are not gonna like it if you keep, like, makin' remarkds about havin' sex with animals! You gotta stop that, eh? YOu are gonna get your ass busted for beasteeality! I would not want to see that happen. YOu don't flippin' want to be in the slammer and have a repitation for, like, porkin' animals, eh? Them kind don't get the short end of the stick here, know what I'm sayin'?

I thank God or whoever is flippin' in charge that I ain't known as a animal abyuiser here, eh? I may be known as a flippin' goof, but that's okay. I am in good flippin' Company on that, lemme tell ya.

This is just my advice, Bruce. Shut up about the flippin' donkeys and stuff. It ain't smart.

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM

"Hey Brucie - your last link... I think the one on the far right is giving you the wink...."

Goats only. You think I'm some kinda pervert?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:55 PM

That beggars the imagination.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:17 PM

Early on in this thread, I said it was the smile. There are smiles and then...

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 06:51 AM

Hung like a donkey, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:38 AM

Hey Brucie - your last link... I think the one on the far right is giving you the wink....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:04 PM

They are not blue. They are RED.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: jacqui.c
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 07:31 PM

Will someone PLEASE take the blue clickies away from Brucie!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 04:28 PM

Fondler: You jus' confused, son, confused.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 04:16 PM

Depends on whether you're left handed or right handed, or your approach, I suppose.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Uncle DaveO
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:15 AM

Depends on her handedness--er, footedness--   Assedness?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Fondler
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:12 AM

Is it just me or does a girl's right ass cheek always feel nicer than her left ass cheek??

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM

But you girls, unlike GUEST Randi, have class and wit. She just needs something to suck on to take her mind off herself--a self she has to live with. Talk about the depths of despair.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: MBSLynne
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 05:43 AM

Ok...it's taken me a long time to read and respond to this thread. The first thing that attracts is definitely the eyes..with the twinkle, but after that I love a nice bum, nice muscular legs, a broad manly chest, preferable with a bit (but not too much) of hair on it, a nice flat stomach, broad shoulders.....I like men, but I like ones who look fit and healthy and who haven't allowed themselves to become nothing more than a mound of flobbery fat with a beer-gut.

And as for the dangly bits....I can't say I find them particularly visually attractive, but like everything else, they're much better if they're firm!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:11 PM

Does it have to be 36-24-36 in that order?

I *do* have an hourglass figure.. it's just that most of the sand has slipped to the bottom.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Lizy Lion
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:02 PM

The only worthwhile woman is between the ages of 25 and 40, measures 36-24-36, sucks like a Hoover and shuts the hell up.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 11:13 AM

Definitely bums over boobs. But it must be connected to a beguiling smile and twinkly eyes....

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,LumpenProle
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:34 AM

Twas on the mound of venus
By god you should have seen us.

Subject: RE: BS: NIPPLES OR SLITS
From: Peace
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:59 PM

Decisions again.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Folkiedave
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:15 PM

Suddenly it springs.

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:52 PM

After a while, you notice there's something written on her T-shirt.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM

Sheep go Baaaa, goats go Maaaa, but only if you don't hold them down.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:49 PM

I love someone and so much that I don't really care about her boobs and bottom. What freedom it is.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,nips
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 03:49 AM

I like hard long nipples, you cant beat a good suck

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 12:30 AM

"but manglewurzle is just too much for me."

Sounds as if that would hurt like hell.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 12:10 AM

Bunch a bleating heart liberals is wot you are.

Mildly erotic, no?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:13 PM

This thread has turned ugly! What was once a dicussion of "Boobs and bottoms" has turned into a thread about goatfucking. I object!

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,litigious goat
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM

The mere suggestion of bestiality has so angry I need to start three time before I can manage a word! I am a goat, and so the desire to make love to a goat is entirely natural. If you have some difficult accepting this, I suggest you see a qualified professional, or failing that, a sheep. Leave me and my kind alone.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,litigious goat
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,litigious goat.
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Onlooker
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM

Why do all your folkie postings end up nearly always with bestiality?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,literate, and now irate, goat!
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM

Of course I know what noise I make. The ignorant guest is clearly a troll, out to cause trouble. I have experience in dealing with trolls, and I have a high bridge.
I also have extensive legal training, which although less traditional is also very effective, and rather more prolonged.

B.G. Gruff,

for

Gruff, Ramm and Butt.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:03 PM

Well, if I could speak for goatworld, which I can't, I would hire you except the price is just a bit too steep. The $100 I could deal with, and maybe even the rutabegas, but manglewurzle is just too much for me. Anyway, I hope you weren't that other GUEST asking what sound goats make, because if I found out you're the same goat, there's no way you would get a consulting contract. Don't even know what sound goats make...

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,, the literate goat.
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:50 PM

I was upset at brucie publishing that obscene photograph of my significant other!

I am available to goatworld as an expert consultant at $100 an hour, and a sack of rutabaga or manglewurtzles...

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:36 PM

"Goats, when content and in good health, are usually quiet creatures of habit...From my own experience, there are four reasons why a goat will make an excessive amount of noise: hunger, thirst, breeding season (or pregnancy) and illness" from http://www.goatworld.com/articles/sickgoat.shtml

So which one of those is your problem, GUEST?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:04 PM

Baaaaa!


And you tell me what noise a goat makes then!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:55 PM

Now your trying to tell me GUEST is a GOAT?