Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Jul 05 - 06:40 PM I told you not to bring that up Liz! G.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 05 - 05:55 PM burp LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Flash Company Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:27 AM Here's another verse, I'll post all this somewhere one day Folk singers meeting in pubs do it, Morris dancers with their clubs do it, Lets do it, lets fall in love, The banjo pluckers, I'm sure do it Bodhran bashers by the score do it, Lets do it, lets fall in love Floor singers not on the list do it, they're so eager to please, Accordianists do it, with their favourite squeeze Song writers all, you'll agree do it Even parodists like me do it Lets do it, lets fall in love! To quote the late, lamented Bob Copper, 'Gi'e the old beggar some beer' FC |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jul 05 - 03:40 AM Bee dub - you read my mind! Need a ranch hand for a while? 3 bed Victorian Terrace House to rent, £300, per room, per week. Must like cats. Only 30 mins walk from main Olympic statium (55mins by bus). Keep those drinks coming!!! \_/ \_/ LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 Jul 05 - 09:08 PM Heck, Liz, do what everybody in Atlanta did when the Olympics were there a few years back. Schedule your vacation (that's holiday to you, dear) to coincide with the Olympics. Rent your house out to some fan for the duration of the games for about five times whatever your monthly payment is. Have a nice two-week stay in Bermuda. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:48 PM BeeDub, shut the door behind you! That's on helluva cold draft coming through here! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:59 PM Bloody hell.. .line 'em up Barkeep.. found out today that we're going to be getting some athletes visiting in 7 years time.... nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:55 PM Pardon me, please. I just need to use the southern door to get to Antarctica. Rapaire's about to be eaten by a carnivorous penguin. What? How'd Rapaire get to Antarctica? It was Gluon's fault. He was supposed to fold the fabric of space-time so that I could have lunch with Rapaire in Idaho without having to go through Atlanta, but he folded it the wrong way and sent Rapaire to Antarctica. Now, if you'll excuse me, I really need to get to that door. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:38 AM Gluon the duck-dog is the mascot of the "Mother of All BS" thread. He is an airedale/mallard cross. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:43 AM Or even a klingon? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:12 AM Is the Gluon anything like the Clipon? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,non-management Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM sorry about the intruder. The giant Swuid and Gluon have dealt with him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:12 AM Should the Mucat Recovery Ward be reopened? I'm down with a bug that has left me with no energy and a slight sore throat. Just find me a chair to curl up in and I'll keep myself occupied reading The Mists Of Avalon. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jul 05 - 04:22 AM I thought the post about Texas Hold'em was a load of Old Cobblers Liz. I too am in constant pain caused by my arthritic hips, so may I share your remedy seeing as I share your pain? Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Jul 05 - 04:15 AM Don't be going there - you don't want to be losing your money to some online spammer..... stay here with the kitties and the squid..... I'm nursing a twisted ankle at the moment so could someone pass me a full glass of Old Cobblers patented Painkiller please? (_)? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Jun 05 - 12:54 PM DUKW Duck Quack {Sorry Geoff!} Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:57 AM Hey! I just ran across a website for London Duck tours! How come no one has ever mentioned these before?!? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 28 Jun 05 - 04:22 PM Hot and itchy at Old Songs. Luckily there was plenty of alcohol to offset the heat and the insects, and lots of lovely Mudcatters as well. Back to me corner for a rest and another glass of the dry white. Any of that ginger squid left? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:31 PM So - how was everyone's weekend? I've been away. Far away. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:29 AM Oh dear.... I heard a twanging sort of crunching noise... did someone fall in the piano again or has the kitten fallen through the sound hole of that pretty guitar... best get him out before he eats it. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: InOBU Date: 27 Jun 05 - 07:32 AM Lorcan arrived, late sober and sad... Howbout a wee suggestion... fill him up with cider, port wine and whiskey and hide his pipes and he may sing you his new song (posted in the threads above... [Lorcan's new Project... ]) Amy Gray... let's get stinkin lor PS Don't let him sit on his guitar. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:56 PM BRUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:36 PM One weekend with you and anybody's corrupted for life Liz, I blame Portaferry myself. Giok :¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:13 PM Gurp.... It wasn't meatloaf..... I'm sure there's some Purple there somewhere, if not, The Ducklings can sing you 'smoke on the water' - one weekend with me and they're corrupted for life! Stilly, if you look to the west (that's a little to the right of the shrunken heads and between the faux fawns), there's a little brass catch disguised as a window catch.... flip that and it'll open out to reveal the sunset in all it's glory. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 26 Jun 05 - 02:03 PM "Oh such cruel darts directed" ...well !!!!! how was I to know the squid had draped itself all over the dartboard and was gently oozing 57 varieties of ink through the treble slot nineteen to the dozen ? It just ain't Cricket you know or All Round the Clock and really ought to be Shanghaied. Now that I know that I'll aim more true lie next time Doubles next - yippee - hic ! rum rum |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Stilly River Sage Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:26 PM Iced tea for me, please! I'm heading over to the deeply-shaded porch with the slowly wafting ceiling fan. I gotta cool down. I took too long working in the yard this morning and it got hot. Do any of the Mudcat Tavern doors open on a nice saltwater beach somewhere? That might be a nice destination after I cool off. I bet the squid can direct me to a good beach. Where'd he get to? He's not really in that meatloaf Liz is eating, is he? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:03 PM ooooh Liz! That sounds like the best juke box music I can think of...any Deep Purple?? Kick those musicians out and let's have some HEAVY! :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jun 05 - 11:28 AM Oh such cruel darts directed against one whose very heart strings are attuned to the most sensitive of souls. One who's kindness and delicacy is reknowned throughout the realm. I fear thou dost accuse me unfairly fair midden, for my name is far famed for silver tonguery and emollience of phraseology. May I also add that an ever open mouth has it's uses!! What bloody sensitive soul? Giok :¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:42 AM oh Sir Giok perhaps the ever open mouth jibing away at sensitive souls might have something to do with it Here you are sucker ! Thatch'll do nicely. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:25 AM Don't believe that Limpit, I mean; just ONE rude word! Come on now telling fibs is naughty you know. Barkeep my glass is empty again, perhaps if you give me a bottle of Lagavulin and a straw it will last longer as less contact with the air will mean less evaporation, can't think of any other reason why it goes down so quickly. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Limpit Date: 26 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM I've told mummy off about the Led zepplin. She said a bad word and told me to go and tidy my room. Limpit |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 05 - 03:02 AM It's gone a bit quiet over in the corner there, want me to warm up the Juke box? It's got Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynnyrd, Dave Swarbrick, Meatloaf and Mozart on it. Actually the meatloaf could be squid, it's a little hard to tell. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: ranger1 Date: 25 Jun 05 - 10:09 PM Yeah, it's nice having a pint of Murphy's. Most Americans have no clue that stout comes in more flavors than just Guinness. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 06:50 PM NAh.. no shin kicking needed, was a bit hurt for a while but a hug from a couple of people made it all better (except for my ear which is now covered in red biro.....) Pull up a tankard and sink in! (_)? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: ranger1 Date: 25 Jun 05 - 10:02 AM Liz, I think this a wonderful Tavern, thank you for opening it and inviting all and sundry and not excluding the canines. Now, who do I need to kick in the shins for being mean to you? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:19 AM My Tavern, my rules... and my rules is there ain't no rules!!!! So behave! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 25 Jun 05 - 06:52 AM Awwwwwww!!! C'Mon Giok - if we're talking propulsion I can think of a few candidates before I sling my hook. It is illegal to serve an already PLASTERED person in a tavern. I know these things. I have been certified. In fact, they weren't the first to mention my certifiability. rumanci |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:56 AM It's the pain of the sprain, and the thought of the rain, combined with the impelling of the pencil that's propelling. So there really is no telling if the pencil that's propelling has lead us to the waning of the wrist that is spraining. So sing us the song of the sling Rummo dear, while from Lizzie her black graphite tale we will hear. And while you're at it dearie, will you answer that old query; HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF SLING? Time for my pills. G ¦¬] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:28 AM No, but thanks for finding the propelling pencil... I wondered where it had slipped down to..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:27 AM Wow - those second-hand fumes are almost as good as the real thing Giok but are my eyes meant to stream at the same time ? Anybody mind if I open a window for a while ? OOPS - sorry Liz - I thought that ap pen dage was the handle rum |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:03 AM Them? Too early for them..... Too late for me. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Jun 05 - 03:55 AM Will be here soon, pour them a consolatory drink. G.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Jun 05 - 03:55 AM Or Leadfingers will be here soon G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Jun 05 - 03:54 AM I expect El Ted G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Jun 05 - 03:52 AM Well I've just come back from a trip to the west coast [of Scotland where else?] This included a trip to Skye where it rained hard and heavy for the whole day, so to console myself I went for a guide tour round the Talisker distillery. Unfortunately the dram they gave us to try the nectar was too small, so barkeep please pour me a very large Talisker with a drop of Skye rain in it at room temperature, just to bring out the flavour. Slainthe Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jun 05 - 03:09 AM 8-{E |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 03:07 AM will it make me burp? What am I saying... even a glass of water will make me burp! Thanks BeardedBruce.... but next time can you take the pens out of your top pocket please? I now have a red biro stuck in my ear and you don't want to know where your propelling pencil has gone..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jun 05 - 02:57 AM have some ginger tea.... spring water, brought to a rolling boil, and an ounce of crystalized ginger steeped for 15 minutes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 02:48 AM any bloody thing! Sorry, it's the old trouble... do not respond... do not respond..... Bugger. I responded. Why do people pick on me? I opened up this lovely sparkly tavern for them, I entertain them with stories of cat farts, I'm truthful and someone says I'm funny.... but still people pick on me and not just for my fat arse!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jun 05 - 12:09 AM LTS, Just let me put down this box of ginger... Ok. Here is the hug... (((((hug))))) What are you drinking? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Jun 05 - 05:10 PM Anyone got a shoulder I can borrow? Need a hug and drinkie doos.... someone isn't playing nice and it's not bloody MG! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST Date: 24 Jun 05 - 01:12 PM a Gordian, as in Gordian Knot. G.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Jun 05 - 03:50 PM a bawdy 'un. That's it really..... I just stick with calling them 'instruments of the devil' and have done with it! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:56 PM It could have been accordians. What rhymes with "accordians?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:07 AM Probably best Lead..... just pour yourself a cool refreshing drink and go join the gang in the corner... they're just warming up the session. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 22 Jun 05 - 06:11 AM I think I will stay out of this converation !! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Jun 05 - 05:12 AM The good strong wrists Of Banjoists Comes not from merchant banking If you've the mind, You'll surely find, they come from solo **nking! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 22 Jun 05 - 03:44 AM "Those banjoists have good strong wrists, Is it from finger f**king? They sit around upon the ground Their instruments a plucking." Minor changes to improve the sense (IMO)... Now, what about other instruments? "The Mudcatteers have shaggy ears.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Micca Date: 22 Jun 05 - 03:35 AM Beasrdedbruce, would this Help? Those banjoists have good strong wrists Could it be they've been f***ing? No! They sit 'round upon the ground They instruments a plucking |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Jun 05 - 03:26 AM Oh let's not and just say we did! How's them margheuritas coming? And we ain't talking daisies here! Does anyone else fancy some fruit? I've got a hankering after cherries and I still have Berts' Card here... although it's starting to fray at the edges and his scrawling signature has nearly been rubbed off.... I think that last swipe on Ebay did it... well it was a Porsche for 50pence.... Seems a DJ was interviewing a "glamour" model and said on air that he'd leave his wife and kids for her. His wife was listening and immediately put his £15,000 Porsche up for sale on Ebay, and used the 'Buy now for 50p' option with the message 'Must sell in the next couple of hours before my husband comes home and finds his belongings out on the street'.... Cool woman.. she deserves a drink here! LTS Oh, and it wasn't the first time - he'd made some comment about leaving her on air whilst she was pregnant with his child too..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:20 PM The rocketeers are in a circa 1950 story by Keith Bennett. No banjos, I am afraid... All of the song that is printed is "The Rocketeers have shaggy ears, They're dirty-" I suppose we could make a new verse with the banjos in it.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:15 PM SINS just wants to know if they have banjos. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 21 Jun 05 - 08:59 PM Yes? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: SINSULL Date: 21 Jun 05 - 08:56 PM Just catching my breath, BB. Now, about those Rocketeers... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 21 Jun 05 - 08:47 PM gee, have I killed this thread? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 21 Jun 05 - 04:16 PM (checking to see that only adults are present...) OK, here it is. I found this in my vast ( half-vast?) collection of reference and science fiction... Original: The mountaineers have hairy ears, They go without their britches, They pop their cocks with jagged rocks, They're hardy sons of bitches. They screw the whores right through their drawers, They do not care for trifles- They hang their balls upon the walls And shoot at them with rifles. Much joy they reap by didling sheep In divers nooks and ditches. Nor give they a damn if it be a ram- They're hardy sons of bitches. Variations are "The Engineers have..." , "The Canoneers have...", and the sci-fi "The Rocketeers have..." There is supposed to be another verse. Anybody know it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: SINSULL Date: 21 Jun 05 - 12:13 PM UH OH He looks pissed or should I say pissed on? Did Alice do that? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:43 AM Oh Come on Jacqui - He hasnt even brought the banjo with him !!! Here , Kendall , I've got my spare !! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:35 AM Kendall! You didn't have permission to come up from the cellar! Back I tell you, back!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 21 Jun 05 - 09:06 AM Yes....I hear it...there's definitely..some..thing....there..... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh h h h........ |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 21 Jun 05 - 08:55 AM If it sounds like chains being dragged over the beer kegs, I'm outa here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 21 Jun 05 - 08:46 AM Anyone Else hear something down in the cellar? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Jun 05 - 07:43 AM A+ More ginger please! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Jun 05 - 04:19 AM I'd heard that about you Lynne ¦¬] G.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 21 Jun 05 - 03:19 AM Universal donor me...O+ |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Jun 05 - 03:13 AM I'm a '1 in 7'... O - (Rhesus negative).... that's me. Bloody awkward all me life! Bring on the margheuritas Barkeep - my Slush has run out of Puppy! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 21 Jun 05 - 12:30 AM I guess I need to bring in " The mountaineers have shaggy ears".... ok, so one 10'x10'x20' shipping container of crystalized ginger should last what, about a day? That would be... 80,000 pounds, or 40 tons. Where is that unaudited credit card? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: JennyO Date: 21 Jun 05 - 12:19 AM I'm A+ - and I'm quite positive about that. Oh goodie - more ginger! If you don't mind filling up this here bucket..... Thankyou. Some dark chocolate would be nice too. Behold the white unicorn, striking a pose. He treads upon rainbows and smells like a rose. He hides out in places that nobody mentions, Found only by those with the truest intentions. He lives where the mermaids sit combing their locks. He hangs out with centaurs and large purple rocs. He hobnobs with goblins and polkadot gryphons, With ethical lawyers and clean politicians. But most people think he's a legend, it seems: An empty extension of childhood dreams. But I see a lot of this "mythical" beast. I must see him ten times a day at the least. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Jun 05 - 05:43 PM Nope B Rhesus positive, I'll have an armful thanks. G.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 20 Jun 05 - 04:33 PM Well, I guess I can bring in more ginger.... But is everyone here type A+? I did not realize we were such a large part of the population... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 20 Jun 05 - 04:06 PM Ja, ja, ich bein ein Einhorn. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 05 - 03:12 PM I'm still ready to cover Mmario here... and after that I'm ready for the chocolate moose.. reckon I can have him nibbled down to a groundhog by July..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Jun 05 - 02:16 PM Das Einhorn Leider, gott in himmel!! I'll have a quick Schnapps then please barman, washed down with a large Milk of Amnesia. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 20 Jun 05 - 02:14 PM A long time ago when the trees were green There were more spots for makin' out than you've ever seen! We'd snuggle up close, maybe drink a little corn, Out there behind Uncle Abner's barn. Oh there was Brandi and Lisa, and Carol and Lou, Mary and Jeri -- to name just a few, Stella and Tammy were wild girls too, But the best of the bunch was the one called "Pooh." |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:45 PM too late! There was a knight, a lusty knight, a randy knight was he He had eleven mistresses and bastards thirty three. He indulged in every excess, in each licentious whim So just imagine his surprsise when unicorn chose him.! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:08 PM Yeah, and if you don't we'll cover you with LtS. And keep your hands where we can't see 'em. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,SINS Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:06 PM Oh please NOOOOOO. I stopped at Libby's Candies on the way over and picked up chocolate and ginger while having my photo taken with Lenny the Chocolate Moose - yes, Liz. A life-size moose made of pure chocolate. Pictures to follow. Now put down that lute MMario and step away from the microphone. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: ranger1 Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:05 PM Jaysus! Someone give him what he wants, QUICK!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 20 Jun 05 - 09:00 AM I need a plate of ginger and some coffee - and If I don't get it soon I'm gonna sing the Unicorn song. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 20 Jun 05 - 08:57 AM Hot damn! White Lightnin'! Gimme a Purple Jesus, barkeep, an' don't spare the Everclear! He was dirty and hairy and covered with fleas But he had his wimmin by twos and threes.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Charley Noble Date: 20 Jun 05 - 08:44 AM Oh, the night was clear and the band was mooning, And the police crept up so quiet on the sly... Maybe it's time to blast open a Mason Jar of White Lightning! Anyone got a fiddle and know how to lead "Soldier's Joy"? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Jun 05 - 08:20 AM Thai me to the moon and let me fie man fie Fry me some ginger squid I am full now Buy me malt and now, it'll go with Pad ga Pow Now you've put coke in it Who's the fool now. A large Old Pulteney please barman. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 20 Jun 05 - 08:09 AM Yep - he'll be 'Thaid' in knots if I get my hands on him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 20 Jun 05 - 08:07 AM Stir fry Squid and ginger ? Another Thai meal ?? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 20 Jun 05 - 07:49 AM If that squid's eaten ALL the ginger he's stir fry! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: JennyO Date: 20 Jun 05 - 06:55 AM Serves him right for eating all that ginger! EEEUUWWWW! And I was going to have some of that too. Think I'll let the squid have it now. Interesting variation on words there, Micca... 'ow about anovver one of zose whhisshhhhky's Chaaaaarlie, hic? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Jun 05 - 03:34 AM £6 |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Stilly River Sage Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:44 PM The ginger is in the squid, Jacqui. Fancy some spicy calamari? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 05 - 08:41 PM Liquer-filled chocolates...yummmmm! Stolnichniya, por favor, and ice cold! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jun 05 - 08:10 PM Not me!! I've got chocolates! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Micca Date: 19 Jun 05 - 07:20 PM I saw the man in the moon fie, man, fie I saw the man in the moon who's the fool now I saw the man in the moon And the inn a man mooned Thou hast well drunken, man, who's the fool now? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 05 - 07:15 PM Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Jun 05 - 06:46 PM OK, here I am back from a weekend of bluegrass music and mud. Where's me corner chair and bottle of chardonnay? I hope you lot have left me some ginger, I need it at the moment. I think I'll have to feed some to Kendall, for some reason he's had a bit of a dicky tummy this weekend, can't have anything to do with copious amounts of alcohol that he drank Friday night........ |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Jun 05 - 04:01 PM Oh the black cat piddled in the white cat's eye And the white cat said cor blimey Well the black cat said you silly little sod You shouldn't have stood behind me. Mud in your eye Cats! Giok [It goes to the tune of 'The Girl I Left Behind Me'] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 19 Jun 05 - 03:40 PM * I saw a maid milk a bull Fie man, fie. Saw a maid milk a bull Who's the fool now? Saw a maid milk a bull, Every pull a bucket full Thou hast well drunken man Who's the fool now? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Stilly River Sage Date: 19 Jun 05 - 03:23 PM Drape the squid over the sprinkler. . . that's right. . . hmmmm. . . he seems to be inflating. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 05 - 03:05 PM When I drive around at night And the cops think that I'm tight They won't find my bottle tho' they ask: Plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see He's hollow and I use him for a flask. Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus, ridin' on the dashboard of my car... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: SINSULL Date: 19 Jun 05 - 01:23 PM Here ya go, Lead. I don't care if it rains or freezes 'Long as I got my plastic Jesus Lyin' on the dashboard of my car. I can go a hundred miles an hour Long as I got the Almighty Power Screwed up there with my pair of fuzzy dice. Halleluia! Halleluia! JD on the rocks with a twist, please. And somebody get that squid into a tank. He's suckin' up all the crystallized ginger. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: JennyO Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:28 PM Sounds good to me Charlie! It'll make a nice nightcap before I go to bed. I saw a flea heave a tree, fie, man, fie I saw a flea heave a tree, who's the fool now I saw a flea heave a tree, twenty miles out to sea Thou hast well drunken, man, who's the fool now? Jenny |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:28 PM [_] Cheers Charley |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,Charley Noble Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:20 PM I saw a butterfly flutter by, Fie, man, fie! I saw a butterfly flutter by, Who's the fool now? I saw a butterfly flutter by, Saw a dragonfly drink a flagon dry – Thou hast well drunken and who's the fool now! Anyone want a hit on my bottle of Echo Springs whisky? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,Leadfingers Date: 19 Jun 05 - 10:23 AM Sunday morning the songs HAVE to have SOME religious content I suppose ! So I will leave the Guiness and have a Malt Whisky -That's as Spiritual as I am going to get . |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:53 AM neat !! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:52 AM spirituals ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:50 AM Not generally a spirit drinker myself, but el_punkoid_nouveau and I went to a tasting of bourbons and they were wonderful..we ended up buying a bottle of Fighting Cock and it's the only spirit (apart, perhaps from Navy rum) that I can drink straight...and do.....often..... Diet anything is a no-no....added synthetic sweetners, which all diet drinks contain, are a REALLY bad idea. You wait and remember my words...in another year or two it will be all the headlines etc that sweetners are terrible for you and do all sorts of horrible damamge. If you MUST drink non-alcoholic, the best thing is either water, or water with a squeeze of lemone juice, preferably with ice. Now...back to the brandy alexanders..(Hmmm, there's a thought...wonder what a bourbon alexander is like?)...what are we singing at the moment? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:25 AM I should leave the Tavern and go to chur...nah. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jun 05 - 02:59 AM Bobad - as far as I'm concerned ~ ALL malt whiskeys are carbolics... I'm far more interested in a drop of Ba'jan's finest (that's Barbadian to you), mixed tall with some lime juice, enough ice to put polar bears on and full fat coca cola..... I'm one of these people who CAN tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi.... Mmmm.. this is baad... it's not even 8.00am on a Sunday morning and I've got a hankering for a tall R&C.... Nurse! The SCREENS! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Troll Date: 18 Jun 05 - 10:22 PM I said th' "D" word Liz. Y'know that theres not enough alcohol in th'Tavern to satisfy me if ever I start again. I'm stayin' teetotal fer YOUR sake and the sake of everyone else who drinks. Don't deny me my Diet Pepsi. Will someone take the squid? It just made a mess on my shoes. Ah well, they'll just have to be black from now on. troll |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 18 Jun 05 - 10:07 PM Well, since Alice brought it around the fourth of May, I figger its at least six weeks old. I mean, come on...she's from Kentucky! Actually, I think it's the 15 year old stuff. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: bobad Date: 18 Jun 05 - 09:41 PM Bowmore whiskey from Islay (pronounced eye-lah by the way) is among my favorites. Its characteristics are smokey, peaty, iodiney and slightly carbolic with the tang of the salt air coming in off the Atlantic. Is it 12 or 15 years old ? I used to indulge in the 12 year old as it was all I could afford, and only on occasion. The price here has now gone beyond my range ($50 cdn).It can be had in Vermont for $18 U.S. and I enjoy it on my yearly trip down. Drink it with a splash of good spring water and you'll be transported to the rugged wind-whipped shores of Scotland. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,Tinker Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:55 PM The sculptor was the then owner of the house who she remembers as a German man named Hans. The statue was made in the late 30's or early fourties is her recollection. (But then again she hadn't even been dreamed of yet.) The woman said she would come back with photos taken during a party in the back yard. Hopefully I can get more information then. I love to find out about the speakeasy. Two fingers of fine scotch please while I put up my feet and hear the faint strains of old blules drift up from the basement. Check those fiddle cases as they come in the door okay. Musicians only. tink |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:52 PM (Before y'all go off the deep end, I'm jist a-funnin' y'all. My friend Alice was out here the first week in May and she brought me Knob Creek bourbon and a bottle of Scotch somebody gave her -- she don't drink that stuff. Something called...hell, I never heard of it afore...Bowmore. From Islay. I ain't had the guts ta open it yet. And I will drink that like I drink the Knob Creek, the 16 year old Bushmills, the 10 year old Bushmills, and any other GOOD whiskey or whisky -- neat, or with a small dollop of crystal water. Or maybe with cherry Kool-aid. I dunno.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Jun 05 - 06:51 PM EEeuuuwww someone said the 'D' word!!!! Wee don' neeed no shteenkeen Dieyets...... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 18 Jun 05 - 06:48 PM Barman !! A Large Whisky , and Pronto !! Certainly Sir - One large whisky and pronto coming up ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 18 Jun 05 - 05:46 PM Barman ? oh well - it is better than some of the names you call me Here you are Giok |_| One Sal Volatile and Diet Pepsi coming up ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Jun 05 - 05:40 PM DIET PEPSI with a malt whisky NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Put what you like in a blended whisky, but there are only two things to put in a malt whisky, one is more whisky, and the other is pure Scottish water, about the same amount again as the whisky. You cannot possibly appreciate the taste of a decent malt if you adulterate it with any other additive, especially sugary soft drinks. Barman pass me the Sal Volatile please. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 18 Jun 05 - 05:08 PM Well my sister used to sound cute singing it when she was three..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 18 Jun 05 - 04:54 PM I'm with Giok. The particular horror of the diminutive Stewart strutting around the set singing what was arguably the worst abortion ever to masquerade as a Caledonian song is one of the memories I would most like to forget. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH indeed, and I'm not even a Scot. Don T |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: C-flat Date: 18 Jun 05 - 04:48 PM .............no coke!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: C-flat Date: 18 Jun 05 - 04:47 PM Giok has either reacted badly to the "sick-squid" joke or, like me, is having a flashback of Andy Stewart on the "White Heather Club" new-years-eve special, elbows out, cheeky grin and a sly wink to camera!! Or maybe there really is a hole in his glass of Highland Park. I'll have what he's having! C-flat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Jun 05 - 04:29 PM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 18 Jun 05 - 03:32 PM Pardon me, barkeep, but I would greatly appreciate a very, very good single malt Scotch. On ice. And pour some diet Pepsi on it; I've got to watch my blood sugars. I've just come down from the Isle of Skye And I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy And the ladies say when I go by, Donald, where's your trousers? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: SINSULL Date: 18 Jun 05 - 12:11 PM And there is Grannie Swinging on the outhouse door Without her nightie Swinging on the outhouse door. SO Tink, did she say who the srtist was or why it was put in the garden in the first place? Any pictures of it in pristene condition? Any info on the house and the mysterious basement or its occupants? She must know. Was Grannis a whore? Naked posing circa 1900 - HMMMM? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 18 Jun 05 - 11:38 AM YYAAWWNN1 Stretch; Grunt; Scratch! Wha....Wha......HOLY FREEZHING HELL! Why didn't shomebody wake me? I've been here three daysh. The wife'll go Apes**t. I'd better throw my hat in firsht, ash a target for the rolling pin. Shhee y'all later. That bitter'sh shtrong shtuff. Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 18 Jun 05 - 09:00 AM Jacqui could I have a piece of that ginger? Pretty please? Another brandy alexander please barman.... I might just take it outside to the sprinkler...it's bloody hot in here... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Jun 05 - 08:55 AM A good job it was your turn to have it that night Terry, otherwise when you tried to switch it on nothing would have happened. SNAFU! I think I'll try a drop of Highland Park this time barkeeper, and can you serve it in a glass without a hole in it, the last drink just sort of disappeared. Giok [ Hic!! ] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 18 Jun 05 - 08:52 AM How about grab a non-Grannie for those of us who don't qualify? The squid is not too well....*passes the squid to Troll Soooooo here's the sick squid I owe you. Ok...I know where the door is...I've been shown it enough times..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Jun 05 - 08:01 AM Something cool and easy I think... it's bloody sweltering out there! Raven the new kitty has had his first outing into the garden today..... I think he's a bit overwhelmed because he's now flaked out on my knee fast asleep! Pass over some kitty milk and some of that iced chocolate genever please?! (Memo to self... genever in glass, kitty milk in saucer... not the other way round..... euuuughghhhhhhhhh)! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:50 AM Indeed Giok - The only thing you put in Good Whisky is MORE Good Whisky . Ok Sorch - Hows about a nice relaxed Raglan Road in D ? NOT in bloody B which was where I played it last night ! Actually had to switch the brain cell on !! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Jun 05 - 05:56 AM Can we have a 'Grab a Granny' night for us older drinkers please? Unless someone can explain to me what a 'Nick-knack Party' is. I just hope this Mudcat Tavern Nouveau is better than that over rated Beaujolais Nouveau stuff they foist on us unsuspecting Brits each autumn. A large Spey malt please barkeep, and don't contaminate it with coke, that's considered sacrilege in Scotland. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Micca Date: 18 Jun 05 - 04:51 AM Tink, all I can say is " If THATS her Grannie," WOW!!!!!!!! and everyone is someones Mum, sister or Grannie, |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Troll Date: 18 Jun 05 - 12:33 AM Barkeep, a flagon of your best Diet Pepsi over ice. Hullo, Liz. How's the squid? Don, Sorcha. MMario, when did they let you out? troll |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Sorcha Date: 18 Jun 05 - 12:17 AM Ay Up here! Just gimmie a beer! Terry, just let me get maggie out of the case...what is first song? Semaus! BACK OFF! NO butt sniffing, OK? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Tinker Date: 17 Jun 05 - 11:32 PM SINS, I need a Jameson's fast. A stray lady stopped by to tell us the statue in the Godess garden was posed for by her Grannie (Rest her soul). She asked about buying it, but as she lives on The Upper Westside I'm not sure where she'd put it.... So now I know it's somebody's naked Grannie frolicking in my back yard. Make it a double. Tinker |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:30 PM I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. More slops and dregs please. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:47 PM 'Nother single malt 'n' coke, please. ...Oh, Alferd Packer, you'll surely go to hell While all the others starved to death You dined a bit too well... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:06 PM The Hell With The Bloody Ginger !!! I came in for a drink and a few tunes !! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM Ranger - is the ginger for internal or external application?.. I hear external works well on racehorses..... Rap... I don't remember you.... but then I never went to college! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 17 Jun 05 - 03:02 PM ...She was broad and fat and loose in the stays... I think I went out with her when I was in college.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,SINSULL Date: 17 Jun 05 - 02:53 PM Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier...somebody fix the broken man......a drink. And make mine JD on the rocks with a twist. Seamus! Stay away from that damn squid! You'll stink to high heaven and my car already smells like wet dog. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:37 AM It's been six years since we sailed away, And I just made Halifax yesterday.* Pass some more of that ginger, will you? Made a ginger pudding last night for dessert. Delicious. regardless of what the women say - it WAS NOT because we refused to ask for directions! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,Charley Ignoble Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:33 AM There once was a lady named Ginger, Whose feminine gender did injure; She settled down on a stool, To much redicule, The stool being upside down... I'll have a Jack Daniels with cider. Cheerily, Charley Ignoble |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:25 AM Type O -- "universal donor." I'm an A+ myself; my blood type is reflective of my worth and my grade point average.... GOD DAMN THEM ALL! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,SINSULL Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:58 AM I am A+, Rapaire. Sorry I can't help. Mary |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: ranger1 Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:57 AM I've slipped in for a few minutes before I go to work. How's about some hot cocoa with lots of whipped cream? It's going to be another soggy day in the field for this little ranger. I may NEED some of that ginger, jacqui. Will you share? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:28 AM jacqui.jacqui,jacqui! Don't just sit there clutching the ginger to you; OPEN THE DAMN PACKAGE! Matt- how about a tripple shot of expresso? Or some chocolate covered expresso beans? We fired our guns, shed no tears....... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 17 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM Right down here beside me please - I'll make sure it goes to a good home. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: beardedbruce Date: 17 Jun 05 - 06:20 AM Where do you want me to put the 80 pounds of crystalized ginger? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 17 Jun 05 - 05:26 AM **I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PIER........THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIIIVAAAATEEEEEEEERS*** |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Matt_R Date: 17 Jun 05 - 03:38 AM Gimme something to keep me awake! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Jun 05 - 01:06 AM Ah.... after the consumption of half a box of 'After Eight' chocolate mints and the destruction of a large pan of veggie stew, I am, as you see, returned to my former erudite, witty and gorgeous self. Line 'em up, bar keep, this round is on me! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 16 Jun 05 - 10:45 PM Fencing is over for the summer! And no casualties! Gimme a bloody Mary to celebrate -- type O, please. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 16 Jun 05 - 09:42 PM Well, if Seamus will put his nose in the vicinity of Ed's backside he deserves everything he gets. More chardonnay please - just packed the motorhome for a bluegrass festival tomorrow - a whole weekend with lots of banjos........ |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: SINSULL Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:55 PM That damn squid is back? Last I saw he had been sweet and soured in a Jell-o pit full of honey. Seamus, get your cold wet nose out of that cat's butt! It's not Alice and this one may ( "YELP!!!!!") nevermind. Jacqui, got some Neosporin? I'll have a slightly chilled Pinot Grigio and some banjo music. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:26 PM get him to sit on a bottle of Budwieser, pretty much the same as water, only a tad colder. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 16 Jun 05 - 03:55 PM Knowing Seamus he'sprobably sitting ON the sprinkler! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Stilly River Sage Date: 16 Jun 05 - 03:10 PM Jacqui, the dogs didn't go missing--they're out in the tavern yard playing in the sprinkler. That looks good. Sage walks out the Texas door with beer in hand, picks up a plastic lawn chair and takes it over to the edge of the spray from the sprinkler. Toes extended into the cool water attract the attention of romping dogs, who pause to offer a friendly toe-nibble and to receive a scratch behind the ear before resuming play. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 16 Jun 05 - 02:24 PM Sceltic, doesn't it get uncomfortable sitting on the point of those triangles? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:00 PM chocolate? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 16 Jun 05 - 12:47 PM WOMAN NEED FOOD!!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 16 Jun 05 - 09:23 AM everythigns going blurry - my caffeinne level must be falling too low! quick beerkeep, some black stuff! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:09 AM I give up, had too many from the slops tray! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:09 AM Sorry it all got screwed to the left, or right __________{ }___________ (_l_) /--\ /----\ _____/______\____ |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:05 AM Can I just have the slops out of the trays, bit short of sach this week :-) Now I can sit nude at the bar again cos there aint no mozzies here---------> Artists impression (_l_) /--\ /----\ _____/______\____ I dare not draw the front view!!! can't find a font small enough!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM Barrett's Privateers. And I want everyone, including Gluon and the Giant Squid, in on the chorus. Muy, muy, fortissimo, too. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:29 PM Just make it quiet... must drink beer..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: gnu Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:35 PM Well now. What tunes are on the go anyway? I brought me Rhan. And, I don't beat... I play. So, fire me up a mug of Turkey Turd Beer and let's get at it!. What's ye all what to sing? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: PoppaGator Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:13 PM Carpet, I believe, is either shag or pile. So whatever "shag pile" might exist in this virtual space must be something else again, probably a very interesting development indeed. Gimme a big pint glass, a bucket of ice, a bottle of Black Bush, and a six-pack of good strong Jamaican ginger beer ~ I'll mix my own drinks. And not every drink will necessarily be mixed; I'll probably start with a shot or two neat, just to get primed and ready. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: artbrooks Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:38 PM Ahhhh-so many tippers, so little....appreciation. If Terry is getting out the mandolin rather than the banjo, I'll leave the bodhran in its case for a while. Shakey egg, anyone? And can I have another Mackesson XXX? Maybe in that bucket Liz was mentioning? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:00 PM Bucket empty. Bring more. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Rapparee Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM Done! Now gimme something GOOD: Sheep Dip, maybe. Or Talisker. Or Glenmorangerie. Or Knob Creek. Or Bookers. Anything except my brother's wine -- La Bonne Merde (and I ain't kidding, that's Ye Olde Familye Labele). |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM OK - Start quetly , Mandolins in tune so how's about the Maidenhead waltz set to start with ? Swedish Waltz in Em into Fanny Power in G . |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Catherine Jayne Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:24 PM Yep the shag pile is interesting!! c(_) fill me up with something long and cool!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: alanabit Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:17 PM Put me in the corner away from Liz and Rapaire until they have had enough of the hostelry's finest that I can no longer inadvertantly get on the wrong side of them. Now, Leadfingers, are you going to unpack those instruments or am I going to have to start the noise myself? I'll have a nice pint of bitter and begin to put the world to rights with Don while you are making your mind up. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: MBSLynne Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:15 PM The shag pile may have BEEN a carpet....now it's something far more interesting...... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:04 PM Pass me a bucket of something alcoholic - it's been a baaaaaaaaaaaad day! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: artbrooks Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:53 PM Get him in the Jello Pit and see which piece he grabs..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:42 PM Yes Doug, but we're not too sure which piece you love. :0) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: PoohBear Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:31 PM Time for a little smackerel of something before the session starts? How about a little of this homemade clover honey mead I brought? And a fresh brownie with pecans? Help yourself. . . I'll just put the guitar case in the corner and curl up with one of the cats. . . PB |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:27 PM Set in your ways huh? You looked a bit wobbly last time I saw you. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Leadfingers Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:01 PM Jello wrestling ? Not for me thanks . I'll just sit here with a pint until the session gets started . |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: DougR Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:01 PM jacque: Me? Never. Everbody knows I'm a peace lovin' man. DougR |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 15 Jun 05 - 03:58 PM Doug - you want jello wrestling, then get it started. We're just relaxing and getting over the shock of losing the 'Cat like that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,MMario Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:58 PM I believe he's hiding out until the new cropof potatoes comes in - he has a reputation to uphold you know, and a salt-potato just won't cut it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: DougR Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:54 PM Int the old days there was Jello wrestling! No Jello wrestling in this Tavern? It can't be the Mudcat Tavern. Where's Big Mick when you need him? DougR |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: jacqui.c Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:53 PM jimmy - you scared all the dogs out the room and it's too much trouble to go find them. Who let the squid out of the jello pit again? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Micca Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:38 PM Giok, Carpet Fluff??? Thats me Sporran!!!!!! and I will have a Large Welsh Malt whiskey "Penderyn" Very tasty!! and a pint of Benenden or Gibbon Strangler Cider, |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Jun 05 - 01:50 PM He once jumped a broomstick, so obviously even the house furnishings aren't safe. That's a funny place to find carpet fluff though Micca! Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jun 05 - 01:37 PM put yer bleeding kilt back on Micca, the shag pile is a carpet |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: rumanci Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM Somewhere over the rainbow Gluon ? Does Mother know you're out ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: Tinker Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM MMario, I've got a good man, just looking for a refreshing drink..jeesse... I'm just too tired of waiting on folks to even make up my own mind. tinker |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM Well I've had enough beer I'm beginning to feel a bit bloated [and me past the menopause too] I think it may be time to break out the Brennevin, 'Hey Liz pass me the pickled rotten shark when you're finished with it' all I need now is a bit of that dried fish to keep me chewing all night. Aananda! Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,The Giant Squid Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:13 PM Splosh. Splosh splosh. (Translation, via Mudcat Translation Service: Didja miss me?) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau From: GUEST,Gluon Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:11 PM Quark! Quark! Quark! Quark! Quark! Quark! Quark! |